Can you keep a secret? (6486 views)

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  • I have a VD date with a famous person this week. But now that I'm typing his I realize there's no way Imma let the cat out the bag. But you can Draw your own conclusions...
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  • threads like this are even more boring when they come from you instead of holly. how is that even metaphysically possible
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  • i studied this art in the athaneum, that's why
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  • you're retarded. i hope somehow the name appears on this thread and then the thread gets gawked and then your valentine's day is RUINED
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  • ooooo, i hope not!!!
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  • why make this thread if you're not going to tell us that it's some underground artist only "famous" in some circles or something
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  • is it a graffiti artist? IF SO, DO TELL, DO TELL
    i may have boned him first and can tell you all about his doodle.
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  • think bigger, much bigger (but not physically - but it'd be cool if it was Eddie as Mrs. Norbit)
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  • damien hirst? bc that's the only one i'd think would be worth dating.
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  • i hear swoon is really big in japan right now
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  • i just realized a couple of you think i'm a chick.

    nice
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  • or a homo
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  • the gay angle did escape me, touche
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  • are you dating simon doonan? bc he's MARRIED, honey.
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  • rut roh, scandal!
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  • lindsay lohandjob posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 1:04:56 am
    how is that even metaphysically possible


    i like this turn of phrase
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  • is it...TOM FORD?!?!??!?!
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  • i too enjoyed it...when my students at Rutgers asked me about my religious affiliation once, I told them that I was a Mystical Positivist...
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  • dude im not THAT famous!
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  • is it Mr. Blass?
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  • a date to get vd?
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  • are you going out with drew b? she's so not over fab yet, i'll bet.
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  • HAHAHAHA GRAFFITI "ARTIST"!
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  • i cant believe someone actually understood this is a riddle and guessed the answer

    also - yeah, but I figure I can make her forget that fucking loserbag.


    when we first officially met upstairs at the spotted pig they were "this close" to breaking up and it was a magical, magical moment
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  • she's a huge score, but i heard she's been canoodling with zach braff. he's dreamy.
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  • if he never made any movies and just scrubs, I'd femboner him, but those 2 movies sucked so bad I'm just down to "he's chill" status and I'm more into the janiotr guy from scrubs.
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  • i kind of liked garden state, but not enough to continue following his forays into film.
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  • I want the Janitor to come out with a movie where he saves the rainforest, or finds a cure for being Puerto Rican and wins like 45 oscars.
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  • so the answer to the original question is "probably, but you can't!"
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  • He was the dad in Mean Girls.
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  • i just saw the janitor in mean girls! i forgot about that.
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  • i dont think he was nominated for that performance, though
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  • HAHA wtf those guys are fags
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  • oh god, not again.
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  • there is a mole among us.

    also @ lol at this.
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  • the mole is caroline.
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  • Damn, good thing Drew is doing publicity appearances all day/week and wont see that article!
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  • selena posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 1:22:51 am
    is it a graffiti artist? IF SO, DO TELL, DO TELL
    i may have boned him first and can tell you all about his doodle.

    LOL

    also, i feel sorry for williamsburg at times like this ;-;
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  • the turn of events surrounding this thread is a lovely and unexpected surprise
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  • ug.

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  • omg martin, you're ruining my mom's name.
    stop being lame and talking about your fantasy date.
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  • its cuba gooding jr
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  • also, hahas at:

    theklanimal posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 9:32:26 am
    HAHAHAHA GRAFFITI "ARTIST"!
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  • jennytull posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 12:20:06 pm
    its cuba gooding jr


    I fucking wish!
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  • um, cure for being puerto rican? poor drew. it sucks breaking up with your boyfriend and going on rebound dates with racist losers.
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  • like puerto ricans on shitty mountain bikes and scooters, this thread delivers.
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  • For those of us who would guess people like Cuba Gooding and Sharon Stone, can you splain dees riddle pleez?
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  • does gawker not allow you to post comments?
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  • I need Mr.Blass to chart this thread
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  • you have to be an approved commenter or something to post on gawker.
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  • Gawker is worse than Fox News in that regard
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  • jesus christ what retards
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  • Wait a couple minutes and you'll realize why Gawker screens posters...and why williamsboard might adopt that policy...
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  • swedish fish says:

    She's one of those actresses who is the same in every movie... mannerisms and such. I never see the character, I see Drew Barrymore (usually in a romantic comedy) trying to be Insert-Name-of-Sweet-Girl-Who-Wants-the-Guy-Here. Same acting in almost every movie. And her fucking lisp. Jesus Christ.

    A bit bitter that Drew has a VD date and I don't? Perhaps. Although she can keep the hipster chlamydia. No thanks.
    02/13/07 12:42 PM


    HAHAHAHHA
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  • ben, can we get a new user count?
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  • wowsers captain mowzers
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  • I am so cancelling our date! You have chlamydia???
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  • I'm getting back together with Fab. Forget this.
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  • go back to living with your parents in new jersey, mrs. blass! leave us puerto rican new yorkers with our shitty bikes (or trikes, if you live on havemeyer) alone and go take your trust fund gear back to the 'rents!
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  • Jersey kids have trust funds? Get out.
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  • excuseme posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 1:24:08 pm
    go back to living with your parents in new jersey, mrs. blass! leave us puerto rican new yorkers with our shitty bikes (or trikes, if you live on havemeyer) alone and go take your trust fund gear back to the 'rents!

    I'd prefer not to
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  • williamboard deteriorating into trust fund name calling is sooooo '05. get with the program!
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  • srsly.
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  • i like how that is a bad double pun
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  • hey guys, we're gawked.
    ::flutters eyelashes at cute, rich girls & boys::
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  • hahahah gawked! hahaha
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  • gawker is SO fucking stupid! hahahaha i cant believe that website exists.
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  • i once got into the biggest fight with drew b's skanky mother and her guido boyfriend, at alt.coffee of all places. she tried to make me and my friend leon leave to give her privacy for some whoretarded webcast and we were all "stfu and go away you pathetic fame vulture" and it actually got physical with the guido hahaha god the 90s.
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  • i am so looking forward to drew as little edie [www.youtube.com] in the grey gardens movie. brilliantly bad casting.
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  • who keeps submitting these wboard links? firstly, you have to be a loser and idiot to read gawker, much less give a enough shit to submit content.
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  • I love gawker.
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  • gawker=guilty pleasure=williamsboard
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  • williamsboard is useful and i don't feel guilty about it.
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  • gawker is AWFUL! awful like that smell your crotch gets when you dont shower for two days. awful.
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  • crotch cheese
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  • Feel that? that's your IQ dropping. Get back to work people! Someone's gotta keep the economy running and I can't do that shit by my damn self...well, I could if our main export was websurfing but alas, it ain't...
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  • hahah eatit! where are all these people coming from?
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  • dot
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  • http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/schools/history/modhist/staff/vysnlink/pv/courses/posters/images6/vd.jpg
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  • god i loved the bbc dracula that aired on sunday, all about fear of syphilis. it was like a dramatization of an idiosyncratic reading of the story. maybe four lines from the actual novel.
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  • i doubt ppl here would have hated gawker so much if they didnt make fun of wburg all the time
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  • mrs blass, you are going wrecked in effect!

    ellagood says:

    i didn't think she could fuck lower than tom green.

    Zombie G. Zomborgo says:

    Well, the guy is a Williamstard to be sure. But he's got students (university students, apparently), so speaking as someone still languishing in his mid-20s, he's too old to be a hipster.

    In conclusion, I think Drew Barrymore has an extremely cute face, and fuck you anonymous wrinkly fake-hipster teacher who describes himself as a "mystic" and is so insecure he can't keep a goddamn secret.
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  • this ones good. have fun on your VD date blass!
    http://profiles.nlm.nih.gov/VC/B/B/C/F/_/vcbbcf.jpg
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  • YrFavoriteBodega posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 2:34:46 pm
    i doubt ppl here would have hated gawker so much if they didnt make fun of wburg all the time


    reu are you kidding? that site is TERRIBLE. do you read page six and people magazine or something? that shit is so fucking RETARDED
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  • oops sorry so huge... this is amazing look!!!
    http://www.psywarrior.com/VDPoster001.jpg
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  • i don't. i just thought that it's a site some ppl here would normally read
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  • gawker actually has some good/useful magazine/media coverage. mixed in with the retarderation.

    like they've had some of the best and most dogged coverage of the Village Voice bloodbath. for example.
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  • what village voice bloodbath?
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  • who cares about who is getting fired from where
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  • unfortunately my friend found out that she might get fired from MTV from gawker this morning. what a fucking retarded site.
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  • the gristedes on 34th street is firing today. more after the jump!
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  • sneaky flutes posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 2:43:33 pm
    who cares about who is getting fired from where



    well if you work in the industry it's of some relevance.

    ghobot, the voice was bought last year by an arizona-based chain of crappy AM;New York-esque papers and fired all its good writers, even the institutions.
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  • I would have never discovered Eric Shaeffer if it weren't for gawker. And by discovering him I was able to circumvent my future relationship with this miniscule prick.

    Namastase, G
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  • kids think they can find the answers in their mtv videogames...
    little do they know the answers are in that righteous dude who can solve their problems... its jesus christ.


    i thought this thread was sposed to be about mama blass getting a VD from a famous person. :(
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  • PCD posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 1:09:17 am
    you're retarded. i hope somehow the name appears on this thread and then the thread gets gawked and then your valentine's day is RUINED
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  • pcd YOU ARE SO BUSTED!
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  • i didn't send in the tip, actually. not this time.
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  • sarsly though, when is the syphilis screening?
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  • can we get back to the important things...


    should I waer a turtleneck or buttondown???
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  • (3435 views)
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  • I could answer that with a bit more information:
    1. Where are you going?
    2. What time will you be there?
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  • you look good in turtlenecks
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  • jennytull posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 3:34:40 pm
    you look good in turtlenecks



    HA! PUSSY!
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  • you should wear a prophylactic.
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  • yup. HI VICKY!
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  • hi tony and ...?
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  • http://metropolis.co.jp/xmg/543/condoms.jpg
    protection comes in many fashions
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  • that was all a vieled query about whether I should have an adult circumcision perfromed
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  • dear galker

    I will be sell things on corner of bedford and N7th this satruday. i sell thing like old blanket, moning after pill, book, gun, am i talking, baby, and old camera.

    m,eat,

    meat
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  • Picholine then the private bar at Cafe Des Artistes for dessert and a Marc de Bourgogne
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  • Drew, i loved you in charlie's angels!
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  • thanks. too bad I was the "fat one."

    you won't mind if I excuse myself to purge halfway through the meal, right?
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  • tbones posted this on February 13th, 2007 @ 3:41:15 pm
    http://piratemonkeysinc.com/pirate/images/stake.jpg
    protection comes in many fashions
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  • we can put each other's fingers in each other's throats!
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  • how is it possible that this thread got LESS funny after the gawker thing
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  • easy, gawker is watching. it sucks by association.
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  • HAAHAHHAHA
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  • this is hilarious someone needs to send there retards the real update
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  • why? you think it matters??
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  • ahahahahahahaha - i can't believe they never fighured out that I'm Spike Jonez...HAHAHA
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  • Mrs.Blass posted this on February 15th, 2007 @ 12:48:31 pm
    ahahahahahahaha - i can't believe they never fighured out that I'm Spike Jonez...HAHAHA


    ahahahhaa
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  • the only reason she did this was to get exposure for going out on a date on valentines day. thats pretty sad.
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  • ghobot posted this on February 15th, 2007 @ 12:49:38 pm
    the only reason she did this was to get exposure for going out on a date on valentines day. thats pretty sad.



    that's the exact same logic by which i stayed home, ordered pizza, and jerked off three times: EXPOSURE
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  • Dude, this was GREAT exposure for her. I went to see Music and Lyrics last night because I heard she was dating some message board guy from Williamsburg. That has a cat.
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  • awesome.

    i'm selling out to myspace tom!
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