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  • profess your love here.

    oh williamsboard,
    i love you
    for
    cavernous vaginas/tampon extraction
    shark suits/other costumes
    pancake fights
    secret santas
    shlomo, rich halal, and punch_eliz_in_the_vagina
    talking about cats
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  • O Williamsboard!
    Images stay turned off, while
    Laughter stays turned on.
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  • a simple ode to williamsboard
    whose selection of females cannot be ignored
    all the hipster dudes
    want them to post n00dz
    but most of them probably PM them to fjord
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  • lol jarrod
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  • postin' ain't easy.
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  • 5 posts and this is already gawked?
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  • aksdkfjfalhaahahah jarrod
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  • looks like emily had a deadline
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  • gayest thread ever
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  • Slow gossip day means
    Gawker must beat a dead horse
    Post sedar blogging.
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:33:45 am
    {x} critical darling

    with all the traffic that's going to see you, here's your time to point out that you love peaceful sunsets, children's voices raised in song and sundays spent spooning.
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  • Gawker must be desperate for material - they probably had to click 6 pages back to find this post.
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  • keep a sock bedside
    to clean you up afterwards
    post-coital minute
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  • oh, and for the Gawker poetry challenge:

    Maybe make a speculum out of spoons
    If in fact your gyno's so jejune
    When your menses appears like Brigadoon
    You'll need cotton fields to absorb the monsoon
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  • riding the cotton pony
    unafraid.
    see, i've got wings, too.
    oh jesus.
    white pants.
    junior high redux.
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  • an ode to the rumormonger called gawker
    whose obsesh with the board could be branded as "stalker"
    but we garner the hits
    when they gawker our shits
    particularly when it involves selena's cock-locker
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  • some see a river of death
    i see a river of life
    flowing out from the babyplace
    the river ganges, euphrates, menses
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  • tampon doesn't want to leave
    who can blame it?
    world is cold, bright, harsh
    also, that's where that
    nasty bullying penis lives
    and may shove it around again.
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  • slow celeb news day over at gawker.
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  • great, my cavornous vagina has been gawked in a strange roundabout way.
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  • weird... i sent them the guy looking to shower thread and they gawked this?!
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  • i thought you were joking about the gawking. the best part is the snorg ad on the permalink, mongchick with mouth agape.
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 11:12:27 am
    tampon doesn't want to leave
    who can blame it?
    world is cold, bright, harsh
    also, that's where that
    nasty bullying penis lives
    and may shove it around again.

    asjkdlf jdwelipurf ueiu;wiu cnj;h;a
    i just almost choked on my birth control
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  • why are you chewing on your sponge
    a thousand mastications will not your sins expunge.
    the only answer as told by mystical slut runes
    is a tiny speculum made of spoons
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  • SCOWL

    I saw the baddest minds of my block in Williamsburg destroyed by
    I-Bankers pushing up real estate prices, vlogging hysterical naked,

    dragging themselves along Bedford looking for a decent vegetarian BLT,

    trust-funded hipsters IM'ing for a heavenly coke connection
    because the shit that guy at Lorimer sells burns like Ajax

    who skinny jeans and black eyeliner sat up smoking bidis in a
    two bedroom condo over looking McLaren Park
    contemplating Arcade Fire

    who bared their brains in Medium Specificity class at Vassar
    and saw only a B minus,

    who passed through Galapogos, Warsaw and Pete's last weekend
    and weren't feeling it because this crowd still thinks PBR is cool,

    who were kicked out of some slutty Asian girl's apartment for pissing in her
    kitchen and eating her housemate's Pop Tarts,

    who wanted eggs at Kellog's at 4am but instead found themselves online
    on Manhunt.net with three photos of his ass,

    who almost got busted when fat Carl from the IT department at work emailed to
    request face and cock pics,

    who fell asleep crying to reruns of The Jefferson's and Sex and the City because New York is not real like that any more,

    with dreams of starting a t-shirt business and owning a condo on the East River, with nightmares of herpes and receding hairlines...
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  • earlier today i basically begged for commenting privs on the note that i've now been directly quoted on the speculum tip. OH WELL.
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  • I hope you also mentioned Hung Up on Grey Gardens!
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  • CAROLINE DID YOU FINALLY GET THEM?
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  • maybe they're just really stupid
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  • i am fwding you this email
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  • maybe i should have used my work email
    however, what with our history w/ them that probably would have gotten me fired.
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