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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on March 26th, 2007 @ 10:39:47 am» quote
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O Williamsboard!
Images stay turned off, while
Laughter stays turned on.
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on March 26th, 2007 @ 10:46:35 am» quote
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Exhibitionists
And voyeurs, brought together
So symbiotic
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on March 26th, 2007 @ 1:01:58 pm» quote
- akldjakdj poor fjord
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strangeluck posted this on March 26th, 2007 @ 1:03:11 pm» quote
- postin' ain't easy.
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:32:56 am» quote
- what? this was gawked?? getthefuckouttahere
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triggercut posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:33:20 am» quote
- aksdkfjfalhaahahah jarrod
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:33:45 am» quote
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Ooh, mine was described as "highbrow"
{x} critical darling
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:37:49 am» quote
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hey gawker folks, might I direct you to this thread...
looking for place to shower [williamsboard.com]
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wordsofprey posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:38:23 am» quote
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Slow gossip day means
Gawker must beat a dead horse
Post sedar blogging.
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gackandcheese posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:40:27 am» quote
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:33:45 am
{x} critical darling
with all the traffic that's going to see you, here's your time to point out that you love peaceful sunsets, children's voices raised in song and sundays spent spooning.
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:44:25 am» quote
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Poet laureate,
Kind to the ladies. Always
Ask how they want it
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gackandcheese posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 10:47:19 am» quote
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keep a sock bedside
to clean you up afterwards
post-coital minute
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 11:00:52 am» quote
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oh, and for the Gawker poetry challenge:
Maybe make a speculum out of spoons
If in fact your gyno's so jejune
When your menses appears like Brigadoon
You'll need cotton fields to absorb the monsoon
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gackandcheese posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 11:05:12 am» quote
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riding the cotton pony
unafraid.
see, i've got wings, too.
oh jesus.
white pants.
junior high redux.
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 11:11:01 am» quote
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some see a river of death
i see a river of life
flowing out from the babyplace
the river ganges, euphrates, menses
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 11:12:27 am» quote
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tampon doesn't want to leave
who can blame it?
world is cold, bright, harsh
also, that's where that
nasty bullying penis lives
and may shove it around again.
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dirtyjeans posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 2:02:35 pm» quote
- i thought you were joking about the gawking. the best part is the snorg ad on the permalink, mongchick with mouth agape.
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jennytull posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 2:08:51 pm» quote
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 11:12:27 am
tampon doesn't want to leave
who can blame it?
world is cold, bright, harsh
also, that's where that
nasty bullying penis lives
and may shove it around again.
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i just almost choked on my birth control
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 2:11:28 pm» quote
- Why are you chewing on your sponge
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aroundthewayboy posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 2:21:21 pm» quote
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why are you chewing on your sponge
a thousand mastications will not your sins expunge.
the only answer as told by mystical slut runes
is a tiny speculum made of spoons
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munch posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 2:41:26 pm» quote
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SCOWL
I saw the baddest minds of my block in Williamsburg destroyed by
I-Bankers pushing up real estate prices, vlogging hysterical naked,
dragging themselves along Bedford looking for a decent vegetarian BLT,
trust-funded hipsters IM'ing for a heavenly coke connection
because the shit that guy at Lorimer sells burns like Ajax
who skinny jeans and black eyeliner sat up smoking bidis in a
two bedroom condo over looking McLaren Park
contemplating Arcade Fire
who bared their brains in Medium Specificity class at Vassar
and saw only a B minus,
who passed through Galapogos, Warsaw and Pete's last weekend
and weren't feeling it because this crowd still thinks PBR is cool,
who were kicked out of some slutty Asian girl's apartment for pissing in her
kitchen and eating her housemate's Pop Tarts,
who wanted eggs at Kellog's at 4am but instead found themselves online
on Manhunt.net with three photos of his ass,
who almost got busted when fat Carl from the IT department at work emailed to
request face and cock pics,
who fell asleep crying to reruns of The Jefferson's and Sex and the City because New York is not real like that any more,
with dreams of starting a t-shirt business and owning a condo on the East River, with nightmares of herpes and receding hairlines...
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alana post posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 3:14:20 pm» quote
- langston snooze
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aroundthewayboy posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 4:49:33 pm» quote
- Fisherspeculummadeofspooner
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Lindsay Lohandjob posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 4:55:43 pm» quote
- earlier today i basically begged for commenting privs on the note that i've now been directly quoted on the speculum tip. OH WELL.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 4:56:30 pm» quote
- I hope you also mentioned Hung Up on Grey Gardens!
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Lindsay Lohandjob posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 5:44:59 pm» quote
- no. they must really hate me
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alana post posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 5:46:29 pm» quote
- maybe they're just really stupid
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Lindsay Lohandjob posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 5:47:39 pm» quote
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maybe i should have used my work email
however, what with our history w/ them that probably would have gotten me fired.
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