Place to shower wanted in Williamsburg (5855 views)

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  • Our home is under construction. We need a place to shower. We will pay you loads of money... no just enough to get you a new hair cut. Please email me asap, nycast@gmail.com
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  • I saw that!
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  • you a hot dude? caniwatch?
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  • haha..sweet pic!
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  • OH MY GOD THIS IS THE DUDE WHO LIVES IN THE PURPLE TRUCK PARKED IN THAT PARKINGLOT ON BEDFORD
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  • your myspace general interests lists "lesbian." are you interested in the concept or a specific lesbian? or are you a male lesbian? plz explain
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  • A+ first post!
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  • Our home is under construction. We need a place to shower. MORE Serious inquires only. Please email me, nycast@gmail.com
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  • that purple truck used to be monark's neighbor on n 11th. too bad they moved to the lot. i loved the occasional truck-person sighting.
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  • i am so serious it's not even funny.
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  • Serious inquiries? To wanting to give you a place to shower? Jesus fucking christ.
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  • You didn't say HELLO!
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  • i have allowed a stranger to use my shower before.

    but that wasnt over the internet.
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  • What a dumb ass way to meet the neighbors.
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  • MORE serious inquiries? you think you've already gotten one?
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  • i think it's sweet that somebody in williamsburg actually *wants* to take a shower. step up people!
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  • you looked shifty.
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  • Oh you should try using a Shower Over the Internet. Its the best.
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  • gross....i'm out of here.
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  • This thread is out of control.
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  • i walked by your truck recently and noticed cans of raid on the dashboard. i am so so sorry.
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  • god am i being a raging cunt or what? i'm sorry, i think i'm taking out some work related anger on this thread
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  • i see a hair-clogged drain in someone's future.
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  • meg: upside--he is cute, downside--he is taken.
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  • We don't have cans of raid.
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  • and a smacked bottom.
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  • oh, darn.
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  • http://purple53.com/images/van.int.1.091406.jpg
    Angel Hess building shower room, September 14, 2006 by Amy Hess





    I SMELL A RAT
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  • Meg I thought you left.
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  • so basically, you're NOT moving into an apt any time soon, if ever.

    You know who lies on the internet? Kid touchers, politicians, fat chicks and polygamists.
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  • I lie on a bed.
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  • i'm here for the pug monkey, bro.
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  • ITT i out myself as the person who googles every new username and every new username's email
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  • Can you rename your truck:


    Barney The Purple Dinosaur's Crusty Crap Cart
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  • youre stretching it, atwb.
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  • We're getting way off the point here.
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  • How much you paying for a shower?
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  • and how often would you be using it

    *envisions turd-crusted tufts of hippie hair clogging drain*
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  • Why not get a gym membership? I don't know how much those cost, but maybe you can get a free trial one and use their showers? Or just learn to sneak in!
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  • secret_robot posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 8:01:10 pm
    youre stretching it, atwb.


    sorry. for being such a jerk, i feel bathed in guilt!
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  • 24/7 access would be nice. We don't have a regular schedule.
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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking crusty hippies......
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  • the y in greenpoint is 24 hour i believe.

    this thread is making me itchy.
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  • We've got a gym membership but are looking for alternatives.
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  • after looking at this dude's photographs of rainbows i am starting to feel guilty about making fun of him. he's just a child of the universe.
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  • There is a problem with wanting to own your own home while living, and working in New York City for those of us who have regular sized paychecks- It's just about impossible."

    "So far, Angel has found this to be an enriching experience and hopes for continued success in this endeavor. However, he is only person attempting something completely new. If you have any resource to contribute don't hesitate to contact him."





    on the real tip, what makes you so special that you deserve to live in NYC without paying rent?
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  • MakersMarkII posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 8:10:44 pm
    what makes you so special


    perhaps you didn't read my post directly above yours: he photographs rainbows.
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  • Isn't he building a place somewhere? I mean, how is he going to get a shower in a van?
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  • I'm paying rent Bob.
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  • Paying rent where? Renting a parking spot or something?
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  • video said it was 200 a month or something
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  • but what type of rent is this? A garage? A parking space? SOmebody's driveway?
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  • a parking space, i believe.
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  • So would the purpose of this project be the advocacy of everybody having the right to live in a parking space?
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  • i know a law school student who lives in a van parked near her law school.

    what i don't get is why he's gunning for so much media attention. what does it get him?
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  • suddenly my lifestyle isn't looking so ridiculous, is it kids?
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  • i may be crazy but i think somewhere along searching his sites and videos i saw some kind of donation request.
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  • Dave, he hasnt slept with anyone yet.
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  • right, but is it just to achieve the very minorest kind of celebrity? if so ... wow that makes me sad. also, maybe time to consider subsidized housing...?
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  • i'm thinking this through -- it doesn't make me sad. it's the kind of thing that gives new york character, the kind of character we're losing every single day as new york slowly morphs into new jersey. good for him and his purple van alternative lifestyle. keep on truckin.
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  • actually he lives in a van with his girlfriend, so i'm assuming he gets laid fairly regular.
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  • i meant who posts on here.
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  • i'm all for purple vans and other people seeking celebrity in weird ways. except for reality shows.

    vanman, don't do a reality show.
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  • The site says nothing of the purpose of this project outside of essentially "I want to live in NYC and not pay for it. I also want to be a cook and photographer." Nowhere does it say there is any other grandiose purpose or cause that this is working towards. There are a bunch of "gimme money" links. Overall seems like a shitbag thing. If he was just some dude living in a van that's one thing but asking for handouts to subsidize being a bum is douchey.
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  • i don't understand why he doesn't just move to oregon. oregon would LOVE this guy.
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  • [x] would not have sex with someone who lived in a van without a shower, even if i lived there too.
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  • i think w can grandfather him in if his girl plays kickball
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  • oh right, because sleeping with girls from williamsboard == paying rent.
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  • well....i'll be nice.
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  • aroundthewayboy posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 8:17:06 pm
    i know a law school student who lives in a van parked near her law school.

    what i don't get is why he's gunning for so much media attention. what does it get him?

    donations! The douchebags who live here now are all rich but still want to be surrounded by the "artsy young hip" types they drove out. (into parking lots) so bad they'll pay them to be around! Living in trucks... I don't know which is sadder really.
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  • You don't want to support the arts that help enrich the community?
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  • yeah, being nice is randomly bringing up my sex life in a thread about renting shower space.
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  • Enrich the ozone layer and the stank quotient of the neighborhood with your dreadlockpubes
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  • dave it often seems like you're the one who actually brings it up
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  • locate where i did in this thread and enlighten me.
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  • i should hope that couch surfing and fucking are not identical things now.
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  • really? more like don't you want to support yourself? I have no use for dance photography, but i'm sure if you were good enough at anything you could turn your lens elsewhere a few times a month for a commercial shoot of some kind and be able to afford to live indoors.
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  • Freal. Photographers make hella bank. Good ones, I guess.
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  • by the way where the fuck do you plug your computer in?
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  • maybe they have one those cigarette -> standard outlet adapters.
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  • Yeah inverters aren't anything fancy.
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  • i hope hes got viper too, because i could use a new laptop and i know where he parks.
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  • Ahh I love you sensitive and compassionate New Yorkers. You definitely wouldn't get this kind of response in Oregon.
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  • although running the engine for electricity alone would be incredibly wasteful. doesn't sound very hippie.
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  • i actually love living in a place where there's room for weird people who can't bring themselves to get shitty jobs and would rather live in purple vans with their goth girlfriend and photograph rainbows.
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  • That's because people in Oregon don't pay $1200 to live in a closet while some douche lives essentially rent free in the street outside and asks people to pay for it then has the nerve to turn around and offer that free money to others to use their shower.
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  • actually, couldn't you just engage the accessories option and run it off that?
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  • strangeluck posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 8:34:03 pm
    actually, couldn't you just engage the accessories option and run it off that?


    that battery wouldn't last forever... or very long at all. he has to get juice from somewhere...or panels, as suggested above.
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  • OMG. People actually choose to live in smelly vans on the street instead of renting nice condos?

    SHUT UP!
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  • anyway, I'm going to switch it up and just start posting results from google image search: fucked up kitty

    http://www.kostich.com/tiger.jpg
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  • my apartment in oregon was pretty rad.

    seriously, is this guy getting donations? does he pay taxes on the donations?
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  • I like the thought of it, but the reality is, if he's asking for money from people just because he's choosing to live in a truck he's no better than a shitty crust punk with an emaciated puppy outside a leftover crack show going "yo man could you spare some change so i can feed my dog"
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  • just for the record, i have no problem with what this guy is doing, best of luck to him.
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  • SHUT_UP
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  • i have no problem with what anyone does. except when people spit on the street. i fucking hate that
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  • Y'all white boys are some crazy motherfuckers, I know plenty of niggaz who live in they cars but the only way they ass gets free money is with a GUN!
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  • oh come on -- i once set up a web page accepting donations to sponsor me not drinking for a month, and got them. accepting money online for no good reason is the american way.
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  • when was it decided this guy is asking for money? i thought he was offering to pay to use a shower?
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  • did you really not drink for a whole month? or did you cheat?
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  • barracuda gonna get snapshots of lotzko getting it up the butt in prison
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  • it was in london, and i did it with friends who also needed to detox, and i was one of the ones who made it through a month, though not everybody did heh.
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  • I want to hug that kitten until it's eye bulge out.
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  • Good luck finding a hipster who can afford water! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing!
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  • why are you bringing sma into this
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  • i imagine those two sentences (?) coming out of the pooh rattle girl's mouth
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  • What GIS search term got that result?
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  • can i hit it?




















    the bong, that is.
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  • MakersMarkII posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 8:35:48 pm
    anyway, I'm going to switch it up and just start posting results from google image search: fucked up kitty
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  • I thought maybe you switched it up and typed "fat mantitty bong hit"
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  • can someone make a fake called "fat mantitty bong hit?" please?
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  • Oh thats a man?

    WHARS THE GENITALIA?
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  • Underneath that blubber roll.
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  • he's got his whollllleeee junk, in the blue hand
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  • this thread made my day.

    HIPPIE SMASH. FUCKING ASSHOLE DOUCHE.
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  • what's red and orange and looks GREAT on a hippie?






























    FIRE
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  • akissz posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 7:40:32 pm
    Our home is under construction. We need a place to shower. We will pay you loads of money... no just enough to get you a new hair cut. Please email me asap, nycast@gmail.com

    OH, AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY HAIRCUTS COST, BIOTCH?
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  • Yes I will pay to use a shower. How 21st is that?
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  • Hot water costs extra dude.

    Why not just take a whores bath in a gas station toilet like any self respecting hobo?
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  • hahahahahahahahahhahaha
    *breathes*
    hahahahahahahahahhahaha
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  • good night. everyone's been so kind and so helpful.
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  • You haven't answered any of our valid questions. You just deflect. Nobody wants a shady bastard naked in their house. Sorry bro.
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  • MakersMarkII posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 10:17:24 pm
    You haven't answered any of our valid questions. You just deflect. Nobody wants a shady bastard naked in their house. Sorry bro.
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  • ewps, that should have said



    MakersMarkII posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 10:17:24 pm
    You haven't answered any of our valid questions. You just deflect. Nobody wants a shady bastard naked in their house. Sorry bro.


    and with "24/7 access," no less!
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  • http://nakba.sis.gov.ps/My%20Webs/the%20dancing%20gypsy%201935.JPG

    keep the roma culture alive my brother! i come from a long line of itinerant fortune tellers, ventriloquists and wizards, and i don my red head scarf and steal cases of silver flatware from ikea to bring honor to my caste. from my caravan i often hear the sound of gelem, gelem skillfully played on the darbuka. is this you? it reminds me of our homeland, until the street sweeping machines come along and i flash back to the einsatzgruppen.

    for showers, i recommend pushing your baby into the arms of a white person, while the rest of your family rushes inside to splash themselves with the tide alternative bleach and the lime mandarin gain.

    stay strong! as it says in our old rumini prophecies, when the apocalypse comes, only four things will be left on this earth. the cockroach, tammy faye bakker, cher, and gypsies.
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  • i thought the answer to that riddle was "gypsies, tramps, and thieves"...
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  • I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW. ATWB JUST STARTED PLAYING GYPSIES TRAMPS & THIEVES
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  • lol i did... god you can really hear everything in my room lol
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  • AND EVERY NIGHT THE MEN WOULD COME AROUND
    AND THROW THEIR MONEY DOWN
    SO THAT THEY CAN TAKE SHOWERS BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN A PURPLE VAN IN WILLIAMSBURG AND TAKE PICTURES OF RAINBOWS
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  • lol that i can hear

    here i'll switch to dark lady
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  • can you please give ellen hilarious roommate lessons?
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  • we'll have a clinic and get chris and my friend mike involved
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  • people are only persecuting this ethnic gypsy because they are jealous of his clairvoyance abilities. i foresaw this thread a month ago in a dream but at the time i thought i was just misremembering an episode of the magic school bus
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  • my gadjo hurts
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  • there are gypsies who hang out by the drive through window at the mcdonalds on meeker.
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  • Good morning ;)
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  • So what the fuck is wrong with showering at your gym?
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  • but he gets more attention by mooching off others.
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  • you're in luck! showers in williamsburg are vastly underused
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  • Holy fuck Alana that long post killed me.
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  • The showers at the gym are weird that's all. I didn't go to gym class in high school.
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  • Less weird than "Hi, how are you? I'm blah blah blah. Can me and my friends use your fucking shower?"
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  • Hey douchey mcdouchedouche, do you think you are going to get a shower station by continually dodging all the valid and perfectly reasonable questions posed in this thread (amongst the mockery, riducle, riffing, etc..)?


    You lack of tact makes it very easy to understand why you have trouble finding a place to shower.
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  • just wear patchouli
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  • this is fucking retarded. rent a motel you broke motherfucker. shit I swear to god. white people are the most helpless motherfuckers out there.
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  • why? his doucheyness was gonna come out sooner or later. Look at this thread. He has not responded in anything other than shady, deflecting gibberish that would make his assuredly arch enemy Dick Cheney proud. Motherfucker can't give a straight answer (and neither can his website). If anybody on here (with the exception of dupont) made the same thread there would be tons of offers because people know each other on here. Even I, somebody who lives 3000 miles away could find a place to warsh my taint in brooklyn. But some stranger waltzes in and makes a weird request to people he doesn't kno wand expects to NOT get asked some questions? lol. Ps - here's another result fro "fucked up kitty"

    http://my.raex.com/~bbenedet/perian/PEFElrond03.jpg
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  • "do not EVER ask me why i feel ", the new record from Fiona Apple
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  • Yea, hes so pissed!
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  • featuring the smash single "I LOVE THE OUT OF DOORS!"
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  • Colonial Wburg posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 1:52:21 pm
    IS THIS A CEREAL?
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  • i was pretty riled up about it yesterday, I mean considering the fact that i lived in a similar state for quite awhile but wasn't the least bit proud of it, and never in a million years would i have put up a website asking for donations to support my couch-surfing. Just get a fucking job, not all work is shit, I LIKE my job, sure I'd rather be doing more Illustration work and I'm working on getting it together but for now, this is fine.

    Sometimes you just gotta wake up and realize that nobody gives a shit about dance photography.
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  • this guy is some kind of weird crutso-hippy hybrid. He's like a Crusty1000.
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  • I kinda wish he'd come on here and throw a "lol u mad" our way though.
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  • or something to make him seem like he actually cares about his stupid lifestyle. But his apatheitc and sporadic lame responses just mean he knows his scam has been outed.
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  • i think greg was trying to interview this guy for his housing doc

    hahahaha
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  • Born free, as free as a bird....

    http://sebbo.org/old/shower.jpg<br />
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  • i got to ride in a hummer h2 on bedford yesterday. i wish i had read this thread beforehand. i would have made the guy drive by the purple truck.
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  • if you were born with a penis that bizarrely tiny why in the world would you ever take your clothes off in public?
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  • or wait is that a transguy? if so, sorry, didn't mean to be offensive.
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  • so you'r only making fun of him if that's a sexually functining penis
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  • I make fun of your sexually functioning pecker all the time
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  • I try to refrain from laffing at your wadded up flaccid pud
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  • you can mask the tears of mockery as tears of joy and we can bofe be happy
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  • lol is that a pud i thought it was a bit of saltine that got stuck in his pubic hair.
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  • calling a penis a pud makes me never want to have sex again.
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  • at least when you're fucking somone else is touching yr pud. when you're say, peeing it's just you. and. your. pud.
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  • MY PUDDY
    MY PUDDY
    WHEREVER I GO, HEEEEE GOES
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  • my least favorite band is puddle of pud
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  • So I *THOUGHT* I was going to the pudiatrist and I got in the office and had my dick out and this doctor walked in and then he called the cops. WTF
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  • akalsjdakshdkh now THAT is a film i wanna see
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  • It's already on DVD. Look for a flick called "Sister Act II".
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  • my beta machine is broke. they got it on reel to reel
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  • I try to get other jobs.
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  • Oh another enlightening post that really works towards getting us to understand. Are you a simp or something? What's 2+5?
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  • I'm not sure what to say yet. In its own time.
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  • Ok I'm convinced this is a fake account.
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  • I think its 9:26pm
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  • u ken pik ur frens
    u ken pik ur nose
    but u no ken pik ur frens nose lol ^_^v
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  • I'm still looking.
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  • hey can you email me the photo? cuz I have photo disabled on my browser.
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  • no, but you can feel free to copy and paste the link into a broswer that for whatever reason is not crippled to only displaying text.
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  • theres nothing wrong with being crippled
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  • so there.
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  • WOw this guy is a douchepontoon. Dude, can you at least be somewhat likable? Do you even understand the concept of not being a retard when asking strangers for something kind of substantial?
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  • i agree, this was the precise moment where this poster lost me. i posted something half serious, curious if he had considered the absurdity/novelty/hilarity/douchepontoonery inherent in using portable shower equipment in a city parking lot. i was hoping he may actually engage members of the board in discourse as opposed to coming off as an utterly inept moron.
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  • Yeah for real. Notice how my posts were just a little silly at first but as he dodged question after question in favor of posting empty, retarded blither I just got u mad on him. I want to take his douchey fuckhair and throw him off a bridge.
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  • if makersmark were a cologne, it would be called Rage
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  • Which room are you in in the sex hostel annex? I sprayed some rage around in the room right across the hall from Carolines.
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  • additionally, the 'a' and 'i' keys are far enough away from each other on keyboard where "traider" can no longer classify as a mere typo.
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  • can dude do NOTHING on his own? he can't even copy and paste the url into his browser window?! this is why i don't give pennies to bums.
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  • i don't give pennies to bums because i worry they might touch me and then i'll be thinking about diseases all day.
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  • I'm not a bum.
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  • I'm having a bad day.
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 8:04:22 am
    I'm not a bum.
    akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 1:57:45 pm
    I'm having a bad day.

    AWWW POOR WIWWLE GUY!
    this is so sad
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  • further to that, get a bar of soap and join the homeless dudes in the fountain in front of the waldorf.
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  • this guy is like Ace without the piss and vinegar
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  • this person has the same style and social ineptitude as acutewit, thus i theorize that they are the same damn person, especially since we haven't heard from her in awhile.
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 1:57:45 pm
    I'm having a bad day.


    is it because you choose to live in a breadtruck? i'd be having a bad day, too.
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  • I don't have 2 left feet. And I don't have all thumbs.
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  • damn dog. don't you have any FRIENDS you could ask?

    i am all for fucking hippie wingnuts, but you are not wingnutty enough. get an agenda. at least say some vapid shit about the environment or establishing a new world in our hearts. your lifestyle AND your rhetoric can't both be lazy.
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  • I will let you shower in my house if you let me carve my name in your flesh.
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  • heres the rundown of shit akiss says that makes no fucking sense to me:

    akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 2:58:31 pm
    I don't have 2 left feet. And I don't have all thumbs.

    akissz posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 9:26:21 pm
    I think its 9:26pm

    akissz posted this on April 3rd, 2007 @ 9:15:59 pm
    I try to get other jobs.
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  • sheepdip posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 3:02:58 pm
    damn dog. don't you have any FRIENDS you could ask?
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  • No I don't have any friends in Williamsburg.
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  • and you won't get any acting like this faux-clueless moron character you've developed.
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  • then why dont you go th fuck home sell your goddamn truck and get fucked this aint the redcross go get a shower at the men's shelter
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  • williamsboard.com-"this ain't the red cross"
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  • you could probably do the triple-s in the verb's can. hup-two.
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  • The employees at The Verb are fake happy actors and drama queens. I stopped going there a long time ago.
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  • akissz: best fake profile of 2007
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  • http://international-festival.org/files/if/images/ShowerScene.jpg
    why not a hotel?
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  • THat is what one of you hapless chicks will look like when you grant him 24/7 access and he walztes in on you while you are in the shower.
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  • wb womens may be many things, but hapless they are not.
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  • you obviously haven't seen the Bedford Ave VD Clinic's logbook.
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  • did this guy find a place to shower yet? he must fucking stink by now.
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 3:13:32 pm
    No I don't have any friends in Williamsburg.


    where do you have friends, pal?

    i have a friend who lives in an office building in midtown. he doesn't have a shower so he takes a shower most times he comes to hang out at my house. it's sort of weird, but i don't really care and blah blah blha. if you had a friend in manhattan you could be making that same shower commute, but backwards.

    i think what i find irritating about you is your smug sense of entitlement. i know it's not that you live in a truck. i LOVE that you live in a truck.
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  • i am increasingly incensed at this poster's continued failure to explain or even defend himself. even hearing aid brings more to the table than this poster.
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  • too many "this poster's", please ignore.
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  • Feel free to switch to "this douchebag"
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  • I didn't know I was supposed to defend myself. Thanks for calling me your pal.
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  • typically the point of a public forum such as this is to engage in discussion. the kind of request you're making requires a small degree of familiarity between you and the other party, if not outright friendship. by simply posting inane comments such as the time and discussing your feet you are not doing anything to endear yourself to this group. here's what we know about you so far, based on your posts. (others can feel free to contribute)

    - you're unemployed
    - you seem to subsist almost solely on the charity of others
    - you're incapable of carrying on a conversation
    - you're homeless
    - you cannot perform even simple tasks such as grocery shopping

    yeah, you seem like exactly the type of person we want to give access to our homes and property. if you had come on this board, made your request, seemed like a functional member of society, shared information about yourself and situation beyond your love for the crippled, i can almost guarantee someone would have helped you out.
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  • I have a kind of agoraphobia which means I can not walk into most places and have hard times leaving places too. I have social phobia which means I do not talk to people easily. I have OCD too so being in this dirty city is a big accomplishment. I can not make phone calls because lots of the time that gives me bad heart palpitations. The gym shower is therefore getting unbearable and I need to find an alternative. I didn't feel comfortable posting this as you can imagine. And I still don't feel comfortable posting because of the bashing I might receive. I thought it would be better to take a humorous approach the way you normal people do.
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  • i see you parked on n11th street all the time.
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  • u agoraphobic

    or

    u socially phobic

    or

    u ocd

    or

    u mad @ phones
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 8:52:11 pm
    I have a kind of agoraphobia which means I can not walk into most places and have hard times leaving places too. I have social phobia which means I do not talk to people easily. I have OCD too so being in this dirty city is a big accomplishment. I can not make phone calls because lots of the time that gives me bad heart palpitations. The gym shower is therefore getting unbearable and I need to find an alternative. I didn't feel comfortable posting this as you can imagine. And I still don't feel comfortable posting because of the bashing I might receive. I thought it would be better to take a humorous approach the way you normal people do.





    oh god seriously shut the fuck up and drive your gay ass truck off a bridge.
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  • well, besides having a multitude of phobias I think that was a step in the right direction. Keep on trucking vanning man...
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  • True, it was. But still there's the fact that homey wants everybody to give him money for no reason.
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  • MakersMarkII posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 9:00:42 pm
    akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 8:52:11 pm
    I have a kind of agoraphobia which means I can not walk into most places and have hard times leaving places too. I have social phobia which means I do not talk to people easily. I have OCD too so being in this dirty city is a big accomplishment. I can not make phone calls because lots of the time that gives me bad heart palpitations. The gym shower is therefore getting unbearable and I need to find an alternative. I didn't feel comfortable posting this as you can imagine. And I still don't feel comfortable posting because of the bashing I might receive. I thought it would be better to take a humorous approach the way you normal people do.

    Are there dozens of jars of urine lined up inside your truck?

    Which brand of shoe boxes are the most comfortable on your feet?
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  • haha tissue boxes rather
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  • WAH WAH I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLACES OR THINGS BUT I WANT TO LIVE IN THE CITY THAT HAS THE MOST PEOPLE PLACES AND THINGS AND YOU SHOULD PAY FOR IT!
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  • once i put tissue boxes on my feet just to see what it was like
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  • this thread is quite literally amazing
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  • More choices sometimes makes things possible. But then I became a vegan and started eating more beans.
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 9:16:34 pm
    More choices sometimes makes things possible.

    i don't want to pick on you like everybody else is, but this is perhaps the blandest thing i have ever heard. take a stand, man!
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  • Erin, I don't understand what you mean by bland.
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  • what's bland? is that a cereal
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  • dictionary
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 9:16:34 pm
    More choices sometimes makes things possible. But then I became a vegan and started eating more beans.

    thats just another strike against you.

    My shower is off limits.
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  • asskiz, how do you feel about chopsticks
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 9:22:22 pm
    Go to Purple53.com for zero information on why I am doing this project. But there's a couple of pictures of me bondoing the fender!
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  • You don't want to know what I can do with chopsticks.
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  • yeahhhhh you're probably right
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 9:23:51 pm
    You don't want to know what I can do with chopsticks.



    yes I do. Your answer will make quite a difference in how I treat you from here on out.
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  • Dirty hippies around the world would be moved to THOUGHTS OF VIOLENCE upon hearing about your quest for a shower.
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  • akissz, don't go changin




    your clothes
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  • I can catch flys with chopsticks like the Karate kid.
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  • did you find somewhere to shower?
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  • flies
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  • can anyone recommend the yoga place at driggs and 7th?
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  • yeah erin I'm surprized mark didn't say anything about my spelling error.
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  • you'll catch more flies with patchouli than with vinegar.
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  • by the way, does anyone have any patchouli that they would donate ;-) to me?
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  • I'm still looking for a place to shower.
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  • its going to be cold this week and our heater doesn't work below a certain point because the butane freezes up.
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  • who's mark?
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  • if I posted all those spesific phobia details on craigslist would I get a better response?
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  • ^^ that was to erin, by the way. you ask your magic 8-ball.
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  • bajesus?
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  • am i supposed to edit you? i don't get it
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  • what, you don't know bajesus?
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  • as to your question re: craigslist, i would say yes it's a good idea, provided you post in rants & raves.
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  • i don't think i do. good luck with the living in a van and not showering thing though.
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  • I can only post in gigs via my shitty browser.
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  • what is this browser of yours? and is your telephone a can and piece of string?
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  • how do you have no friends that will let you shower?

    also how much money are we talking about here?
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  • we pay the gym about $150 a month.
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  • I haven't met any cool people in williamsburg yet.
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  • Do you have a phobia about living in vans?
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  • the shoe store?
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  • if you lived in a shoe store it would be payless.
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  • hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  • so why don't you just shower at the gym?
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  • YO HAVE A SOCIAL PHOBIA THAT PROHIBITS YOU FROM POSTING WHY DETAILS ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON A MESSAGEBOARD BUT NOT FROM SHOWERING IN A COMPLETE FUCK STRANGERS HOME?

    get out
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  • sweetwillis posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 10:23:50 pm
    so why don't you just shower at the gym?



    I have a kind of agoraphobia which means I can not walk into most places and have hard times leaving places too. I have social phobia which means I do not talk to people easily. I have OCD too so being in this dirty city is a big accomplishment. I can not make phone calls because lots of the time that gives me bad heart palpitations. The gym shower is therefore getting unbearable and I need to find an alternative. I didn't feel comfortable posting this as you can imagine. And I still don't feel comfortable posting because of the bashing I might receive. I thought it would be better to take a humorous approach the way you normal people do.
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  • So you have all this phobias that make it hard to talk on the phone, enter/exit rooms...yet you have no problem asking to use strangers showers?

    SOMEONE PLEASE GO THROW MEAT AT HIS VAN.
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 10:27:19 pm
    sweetwillis posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 10:23:50 pm
    so why don't you just shower at the gym?



    I have a kind of agoraphobia which means I can not walk into most places and have hard times leaving places too. I have social phobia which means I do not talk to people easily. I have OCD too so being in this dirty city is a big accomplishment. I can not make phone calls because lots of the time that gives me bad heart palpitations. The gym shower is therefore getting unbearable and I need to find an alternative. I didn't feel comfortable posting this as you can imagine. And I still don't feel comfortable posting because of the bashing I might receive. I thought it would be better to take a humorous approach the way you normal people do.


    MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIVE IN THE WOODS EVER THINK OF THAT HUH
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  • im in my brdtrck, bgging u to indlge my neurosis
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 10:27:19 pm
    I have a kind of agoraphobia which means I can not walk into most places and have hard times leaving places too. I have social phobia which means I do not talk to people easily. I have OCD too so being in this dirty city is a big accomplishment. I can not make phone calls because lots of the time that gives me bad heart palpitations. The gym shower is therefore getting unbearable and I need to find an alternative. I didn't feel comfortable posting this as you can imagine. And I still don't feel comfortable posting because of the bashing I might receive. I thought it would be better to take a humorous approach the way you normal people do.





    *translatotron 5000 hard at work*



    result:

    http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/images/thumb/d/d0/300px-Attention_whore3.jpg
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  • augmented skankbot posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 2:14:04 pm
    further to that, get a bar of soap and join the homeless dudes in the fountain in front of the waldorf.

    lol I forgot about that
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 8:58:49 pm
    ...
    u mad @ phones

    just wanted to reiterate this.
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  • I don't have all night to read this thread. can someone give me a synopsis on why you guys are gang-raping this bro?
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  • he's asking for it, dressed like that
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  • this is what happens when acutewit disappears.
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  • this thread is fucking unbelievable. this thread is the reason that america hates hipsters. this thread is the reason that hipsters are ashamed to be associated with themselves. the only reason he this guy is getting hell is because he is a longhair. If he would have shown up with tight pants and tats like all the other carbon copies you guys would be telling him to post noodz. god forbid someone look slightly different. I find this funny because a friend of mine spent a good deal of time living in a van trying to make it as an artist and everybody including several peeps on this board thinks he's a saint. you know why? because he wears tight pants, if he didn't you guys would throw him in the fire as well.
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  • O SNAP
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  • berzerko broke it down on the REAL tip

    :(
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  • i personally like manpants
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  • bezerko, I would expect a dude who lives in a parking lot in a van in hipsterdufusville to have a thick skin. No matter what kind of (scans above post) pants(?) he's wearing
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  • Shouldn't tubgirl.jpeg have made an appearence in this thread by now?
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  • Why live in the woods when I can live in the zoo with you guys.
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  • don't expect the proverbial hipster to be sympathetic to the enforced societal standard of showering.
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  • Yeah I expect the other people will be though.
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  • sounds like berzerko just invited this bro into his home
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  • his pants don't seem to baggy... i don't get it... i still think he's a douche (no french pun intended) HIS VAN IS BIGGER THAN MY ROOM! wtf
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  • akissz posted this on April 5th, 2007 @ 7:37:26 am
    Why live in the woods when I can live in the zoo with you guys.

    Noway posted this on April 5th, 2007 @ 1:32:33 am
    O SNAP
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  • also once again, you guys are jerks.
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  • keep on truckin' brother, you'll end up on oprah
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  • Yes indeed... :D
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  • maybe oprah will handout new bathrooms to the audience
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  • just for the record i felt pretty good about the payless joke i made up above, but none of you gave me any love.
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  • Perhaps I'm missing something here. Can someone explain to me what this guy is guilty of? He asked for a service in exchange for payment. We all know there are several broke people on this board who could use the cash.

    also, does anyone remember when that canadian INDIE ROCK chick posted on here looking for a place to crash for the weekend a couple of weeks ago? Needless to say, the outcome was entirely different and she didn't offer payment.
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  • you should probably go on meds for the anxiety and the ocd, although it won't help with the compulsions. i am guessing you don't have health insurance so you should really find a way to get it or pay for scrips, even if it means leaving the city. your quality of life will only deteriorate further if you don't.
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  • akissz posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 10:20:02 pm
    the shoe store?

    strangeluck posted this on April 4th, 2007 @ 10:21:50 pm
    if you lived in a shoe store it would be payless.

    i thought it was funny, but the set up? i guess it didn't register since i was still realing through yet another one of his non-sequetors
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  • my problem with this asshat is that if he has "loads of money" which he is willing to part with to take a shower, HE SHOULD PAY FOR A HOTEL ROOM FOR THE NIGHT.
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  • i don't think anyone joking around with this guy in here (myself, makers, etc.) have any problem with what this guy looks like or where he lives. it was just the way he went about posting his request and the subsequent lack of forthcoming information that led us to this point. oh, and the charity website rubs me the wrong way a bit. it wasn't until our semi-good-natured ribbing brought him out of his shell that anyone had any sympathy for him. he seems like a nice guy, if not a little off, but who isn't on this board? i think he'll be ok.
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  • augmented skankbot posted this on April 5th, 2007 @ 9:54:23 am
    my problem with this asshat is that if he has "loads of money" which he is willing to part with to take a shower, HE SHOULD PAY FOR A HOTEL ROOM FOR THE NIGHT.

    akissz posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 7:40:32 pm
    Our home is under construction.

    they already have a place to stay why would he pay $150 bucks for a hotel shower when a lot of people would gladly take $20?
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  • Berzerko posted this on April 5th, 2007 @ 9:51:42 am
    Perhaps I'm missing something here. Can someone explain to me what this guy is guilty of? He asked for a service in exchange for payment. We all know there are several broke people on this board who could use the cash.

    also, does anyone remember when that canadian INDIE ROCK chick posted on here looking for a place to crash for the weekend a couple of weeks ago? Needless to say, the outcome was entirely different and she didn't offer payment.


    didn't that canadian girl get reamed (heh) too??? i remember posting in that thread that i felt bad for her. she definitely didn't get a positive response.

    plus re-read this thread, the main thing here is this dude's attitude. i was def ripping on him a bit and i love longhairs, hippies, van folk and their ilk.
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  • There are a few tards here. What will one night in a hotel get me... Free coffee? I don't like coffee.
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  • akissz, there's nothing wrong with being a tard. so there
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  • Noway posted this on April 5th, 2007 @ 9:15:36 am
    also once again, you guys are jerks.
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  • a hotel isn't economically practical, i agree with you on that point. scope out the mckibben dorms, no one ever seems to lock any of those apartments and it's already a big free-for-all over there. i'm sure some 19 year old hipster heroin addict will make you a key to his place in exchange for some dough.
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  • or go to a hostel.

    if you want more than a shower and free coffee, take out a craigslist personal ad.
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  • ahahah crankbot
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  • yeah dude, a hostel sounds like a good idea. I'm sure they strike a deal with you and let you shower for cheap. I believe there is one broadway and union.
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  • if you talk to the people at the IMMENSELY shady williamsburg hostel you might be able to negotiate some kind arrangement where you can use their showers at a reduced cost as you won't be staying in one of the rooms.
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  • Is there anything in china town?
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  • you seem like someone who is very lazy and likes to make excuses for said laziness. that said, if you really feel like you have these anxiety disorders, i can give you the number of a good (and cheap) mental health facility.
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  • Interesting comment. I have insurance and all that is covered already.
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  • you seem to be getting inadequate coverage if these disorders are still so crippling that you cannot leave your bread truck.
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  • if you really feel like you have these anxiety disorders, i can give you the number of a good (and cheap) mental health facility.

    here's another option. GROW THE FUCK UP.
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  • I am indeed growing in ways you will never comprehend.
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  • getting a boner is not hard to comprehend. living in a van however is
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  • for somebody deathly afraid of people and places, you sure love attention.
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  • no hobo?
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  • I love people, places, things, but not that other thing.
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  • oops i had a cold. i meant no vans, ohhhh.
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  • akissz posted this on April 5th, 2007 @ 2:46:39 pm
    huh?



    And akissz sums up his entire Williamsboard career in one succint little post.
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  • STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP IT!!!!
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  • Pauline do you want to just slap this kid as I do?

    JUST
    ONE
    SLAP
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  • are you gonna slap the dirt off him? he might be into that
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  • I just imagined this kid walking down the road with a hand shaped clean spot on his face
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  • there are 2 bathtubs on the street, near havemeyer & hope, just a fyi.
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  • punks not dead
    they dirty
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  • Yeah, anyways.
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  • How many of y'all would know what I was talking about if I made a Wayne comparison?
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  • No, he is a different breed of doucheholio
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  • hello
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  • Feel free to email me if you have any leads. Thanks.
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  • OH was wayne triagonalmayhem or whatever

    i think i have a part of my brain exclusively devoted to storing msg board usernames from years past :(
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  • akissz posted this on April 6th, 2007 @ 9:33:35 am
    please sir, may i have another
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  • are you posting to the wrong section?
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  • this thread rules.
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  • I'll never tell!
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  • secret_robot posted this on April 2nd, 2007 @ 7:54:42 pm
    meg: upside--he is cute, downside--he is taken.


    you disgust me
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  • i like how finding this guy attractive is what did it. do you not recall me dating DAVE???


    also lol @ my fat_mantitty_bong_hit fake. i wish i could remember the password.
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  • That fucking website sucks. HEY RYAN TATE YOU ASSHOLE, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS. HE'S A FUCKING HIPPIE, NOT A HIPSTER. DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR FACTS WITH URBANDICTIONARY.COM YOU FUCKING HACK?
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