PEOPLE HATE HIPSTERS! (1115 views)

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  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:07:19 pm
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  • amirite?
  • jW posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:07:56 pm
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  • HIPSTERS R PEOPLE 2 :'[
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:09:16 pm
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  • i think people like me who are offended by fucktwits calling people "hipsters" should take the cue of the black community and embrace the word.

    hipsta, please, will CHANGE OUR LIVES
  • ilikerufies posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:13:08 pm
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  • omg i love this greg

    HIPSTA PLZ
  • Berzerko posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:29:06 pm
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  • If hipsters embrace this derogatory term can we expect old loser hipsters like, I don't know, Rivers Cuomo to lobby city council to ban the word's usage?
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:29:31 pm
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  • THERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE AND THEN THERE ARE HIPSTAS
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:30:08 pm
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  • THAT IS MY ULTIMO-DREAM. could you imagine how the earth would shake when that moment occurred! (holding my breath!)
  • Berzerko posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:30:22 pm
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  • I'm not racist I have a hipsta friend. I grew up near a record store.
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:30:44 pm
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  • I think you'd be scene-ist, Berzerko
  • tha_snazzle posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:31:12 pm
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  • some of my best friends shop at American Apparel, I can make those jokes
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:31:45 pm
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  • All these goddam hipsters need to stop rapping in the subway, put on some clothes that fit, and get a job.
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:31:50 pm
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  • "you cant have even a fucking nice smelling bar, before hipstas come in and fuck that shit up!

    hipstas love knowing stupid shit. you cant even have nice things around a hipsta, cause dey be putin their cheap beers over all your nice things. "
  • fjørd posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:32:50 pm
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  • these hipsters are making me thirsty
  • tha_snazzle posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:34:25 pm
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  • books are like kryptonite to hipsters
  • gackandcheese posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:34:35 pm
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  • i hate hipsters because without that elastic band on the bottom, they ride up. painful snuggie!
  • jarrod posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:35:01 pm
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  • "straight outta greenpoint!
    comin' straight from the underground
    young hipster got it bad
    'cuz i frown"
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:36:09 pm
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  • go anywhere, and ask a hipsta, whose the president of zaire, "i dont know, che?"

    look at the fucking art hipsta!
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:38:09 pm
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  • You're nothing but a no good, dirty hipster! Stay away from my daughter you fucking hipster!
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:42:05 pm
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  • Oh my god, what's a hipster doing here? Let's cross to the other side of the street, honey.
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:42:46 pm
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  • hahah why does everyone have to make hipsta to mean racist things.
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:44:32 pm
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  • First you let them onto our buses, then into our restaurants, then into our schools, then into our neighborhoods. Next thing you know, you got a fucking hipster running for president for crissakes!
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:45:37 pm
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  • That new hipster couple is nothing like I thought they would be. They're clean, smell nice and get this... actually articulate.
  • jW posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:46:27 pm
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  • :( [www.urbandictionary.com]
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:46:54 pm
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  • i am going to make this about me now!!!! please pay attention!

    when people first meet me, do they think, wow, greg, total boujie blipster?
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:47:12 pm
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  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:45:37 pm
    That new hipster couple is nothing like I thought they would be. They're clean, smell nice and get this... actually articulate.


    Nice.
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:47:24 pm
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  • hipster girls are the worst. fucking ugly
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:48:30 pm
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  • Same old story, give a hipster an inch, he'll take you for a yard.
  • torontoONLY posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:49:32 pm
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  • i used to call hipsters in toronto: THE TRENDY PEOPLE.

    it's yours brooklyn if you want it.
  • tbones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:49:42 pm
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  • we could make a twins show called hipsta hipsta

    http://cache.gawker.com/topic/twins.jpg
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:53:13 pm
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  • hipsters dont make anything tho
  • aCUTewIT posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:53:38 pm
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  • I feel you are starting to understand where I was last year. Guess I was just ahead of the curve. If you don't get it I completely overestimated the lot of you from the get go.

    RIP HIPSTIRRED [www.myspace.com]
  • tbones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:54:42 pm
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  • man i hope vh1 and comedy central dont join forces to make a super hipster channel
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:55:02 pm
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  • acutewit, you JUST MOVED TO NY AND THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. I seriously doubt you were ahead of anybody re anything
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:55:07 pm
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  • HOW DO YOU STOP A HIPSTER FROM DROWNING?
    YOU TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THEIR HEAD
  • aCUTewIT posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:56:48 pm
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  • I actually have been in the neighborhood for four years now and am originally from QUEENS thank you very much.

    Love. acutewit [williamsboard.com]
  • quite_FRANKLY posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:56:52 pm
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  • Call me a hipsistah
    Cuz I only ride wit da hipsta
    Sippin coffee on dah streets
    Wearing skinny jean dat fits
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:57:54 pm
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  • 4 years? it was disneyland by the time you got here.


    what the hell have you been smoking today?
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:58:49 pm
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  • *skin crawls re: acutewit*
  • tbones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:58:55 pm
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  • i saw a hipster and a suit holding hands yesterday
    its just intolerable. hipsters coming into our neighborhoods, taking all our hard-working white collar boys.
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:59:26 pm
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  • like most of you, i bought my way in
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:00:23 pm
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  • bbjones, you don't even know anybody here. you're about to make an ass of yourself
  • torontoONLY posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:00:25 pm
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  • acutewit,

    why did you just link your myspace page?
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:00:55 pm
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  • whered you buy your hipster tho?
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:01:03 pm
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  • The only good hipster is a dead hipster.
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:03:23 pm
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  • I love hipsters; I think everybody ought to own one.

    *time out*

    I think maybe I just crossed the line. Ummm, sorry.

    *time in*
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:04:09 pm
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  • everyone is always doggin us hipstas, when they should be getting on all those shitsters. those guys stink!
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:04:44 pm
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  • buy the clothes, but the music, be a hipster. how fucking easier can it be. its hilarious. nothing to be taken too seriously
  • torontoONLY posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:05:09 pm
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  • retspih is hipster backwards. whoa.
  • aCUTewIT posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:05:33 pm
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  • I linked my myspace page because that particular page used to be a weekly email newsletter I published called 'Hipstirred' giving an events list, community blogs, ways to volunteer, artists from the hood that had things going on, etc., etc., etc., and I have killed off the HIPSTIRRED. Now it's RIP. Felt that was appropriate. If you look at the blog there are articles pertinent to the neighborhood and I will be continuing it in this fashion throughout the summer until I go into hibernation again. Thank you very much. AMEN
  • andypereZ posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:05:39 pm
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  • Hipster walks into the turkey's nest with a parrot on his shoulder, Paddy goes "Hey man, that thing's pretty cool, where'd you get it?" Parrot goes, "Bedford! Theres millions of 'em!"
  • nermenite posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:05:48 pm
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  • who on this board can tell me where / show me how to buy tight jeans?
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:06:38 pm
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  • you want somebody to point it out or some shit?
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:07:10 pm
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  • honestly, i see nothing wrong with hipsta tight jeans birth control. if only china cared so much about its environmental footprint...
  • torontoONLY posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:08:08 pm
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  • "This specific blog entry you're trying to read is currently viewable only to those in the blog owner's preferred list."

    i guess you have to have myspace as well.

    :(
  • krebstar posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:08:37 pm
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  • all i know is most dudes i know have given up on the tight jeans because they were tired of getting asian boy legs the slow way.
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:09:38 pm
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  • meh. theyll just wear whatever the next thing everybodys wearing anyways
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:10:09 pm
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  • *time out*

    bbjones, the joke here is that the word 'hipster' is ridiculous, and anybody who uses it to refer to him/herself or those around them is a complete imbecile.

    The second part of the joke involves Greg saying that those of us that are often referred to by said term by ignorant outsiders such as yourself she reappropriate it for ourselves as a badge of honor.

    The third part of the joke is that some of us have inserted the word 'hipster' in place of a racial slur starting with 'n' in several common derogotory phrases.

    Stop not getting it.

    *time in*
  • andypereZ posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:10:15 pm
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  • I just can't wear them, shit is scary, I look like an armadillio smuggler.
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:10:55 pm
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  • dont be so sensitive
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:12:32 pm
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  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:10:09 pm
    inserted the word 'hipster' in place of a racial slur starting with 'n'

    lololololol, word still too sensitive for the board?
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:12:57 pm
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  • don't piss donovan off unless you're sure he's already moved his bowels today
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:14:04 pm
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  • How come there was only one hipster on on the Challenger?

    They didn't know it was going to explode!

    /great cover for telling heretofore untouchable, racially insensitve jokes
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:14:25 pm
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  • "anybody who uses it to refer to him/herself or those around them is a complete imbecile."

    well anybody making a statement like that or making some sort of life stance on it, i mean cmon, you dont see the humor in that?
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:15:41 pm
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  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:09:38 pm
    meh. theyll just wear whatever the next thing everybodys wearing anyways

    this dude says this stuff ALL THE TIME.
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:15:54 pm
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  • haha

    what do you get when you cross a monkey with a hipster?

    A DUMB MONKEY
  • andypereZ posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:16:10 pm
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  • what do you call a B61 full of hipsters at the bottom of the east river?


    A good start!
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:16:42 pm
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  • well id like to say what you SAY ALL THE TIME but i dont ive ever even thought about what you do. ever
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:16:48 pm
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  • actually, you get Gorillaz now that i think about it

    meh
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:17:04 pm
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  • whats the fastest way from israel to portland?

    bedford ave!
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:17:21 pm
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  • Life stance?

    I'm just saying that if you use the word, you are a dork.
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:18:04 pm
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  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:16:42 pm
    well id like to say what you SAY ALL THE TIME but i dont ive ever even thought about what you do. ever

    holy shit! bbjones said this exact thing YESTERDAY!
  • fjørd posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:19:16 pm
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  • ahahaha this thread has turned into the very sort of thread it was created to mock

    GOOD JOB BBJONES
  • sneaky flutes posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:19:27 pm
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  • what happened to those bernadette peters twins? i used to see them all over the place and then they vanished. they were part of that club crowd.
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:19:35 pm
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  • and im just saying, who gives a shit. what are you gunna do, fucking ahh, think about words people say and shit. its alright the way you live right?
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:19:36 pm
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  • A hipster and a hipster are sitting in the backseat of a car. Who's driving?

    A Northside driver!
  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:20:52 pm
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  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:19:35 pm
    and im just saying, who gives a shit. what are you gunna do, fucking ahh, think about words people say and shit. its alright the way you live right?

    will you stop repeating yourself!
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:20:53 pm
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  • A hipster walks into a bar, bartender says "Hey, we got a drink named after you!"

    hipster sez "you got a drink named 'otis'?"
  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:20:55 pm
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  • "GOOD JOB BBJONES"

    it took longer then usual, i thought. anyways, in out
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:21:01 pm
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  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:19:35 pm
    and im just saying, who gives a shit. what are you gunna do, fucking ahh, think about words people say and shit. its alright the way you live right?

    Uhhhhh....what?
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:22:10 pm
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  • FACT: bbjones is a chick

    why don't you hang out with anybody here?
  • fjørd posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:22:27 pm
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  • bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:14:25 pm
    well anybody making a statement like that or making some sort of life stance on it, i mean cmon, you dont see the humor in that?

    bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:19:35 pm
    its alright the way you live right?

    bbjones posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:20:55 pm
    "GOOD JOB BBJONES"

    it took longer then usual, i thought. anyways, in out

    bbjones: not quite as bright as your average hipster
  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:23:51 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:22:10 pm
    FACT: bbjones is a chick

    why don't you hang out with anybody here?




    maybe she's a gawker
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:26:53 pm
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  • Put your motherfucking teeth on that motherfucking curb hipster!

    http://www.peterkimball.com/Images/Lists/NortonSmall.jpg
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:27:43 pm
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  • YOU SEE THIS?

    *points to savings account*

    THIS MEANS NOT WELCOME. NOT WELCOME!
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:32:30 pm
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  • "He's a hipster! Look at him, he's a hipster!"

    http://mikecarano.com/Michael%20Richards.jpg
  • donovan posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:33:19 pm
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  • Get a job, sparkling wipsters!
  • torontoONLY posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:40:04 pm
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  • Berzerko posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:29:06 pm
    If hipsters embrace this derogatory term can we expect old loser hipsters like, I don't know, Rivers Cuomo to lobby city council to ban the word's usage?

    this made me laugh for some reason.
  • nermenite posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:44:24 pm
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  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:07:10 pm
    honestly, i see nothing wrong with hipsta tight jeans birth control. if only china cared so much about its environmental footprint...

    I want to make a brand of jeans that comes with BC in one pocket and viagra in the other. Also made from completely recycled material.
  • jordivision posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 6:49:18 pm
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  • ghobot posted this on May 31st, 2007 @ 5:36:09 pm
    go anywhere, and ask a hipsta, whose the president of zaire, "i dont know, che?"


    Ha.
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