teen pop sensation, the jonas brothers (4142 views)

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  • well, they're involved with disney so they're bound to be huge
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  • EW, SERIOUSLY CA??!
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  • only if they'd all hit it at once. and call me mommy
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  • bwahahahahaha!

    http://www.juniorcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jonasbrothers.jpg
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  • I'm with Carrie Anne. I think they're adorable.
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  • the kid on the right in that last photo looks like he spends his spare time jacking off into socks
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  • bahahahha i can't believe i'm listening to this

    "we're the kids of the future... the future is now"
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  • if I listen to their music I won't wanna fuck the curly haired one or the gay one (DNW the elvis-lookin one) anymore
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  • something looks wrong with the curly-haired one..
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  • i'll take the one with the nicely manicured eyebrows
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  • BE MORE SPECIFIC!
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 6th, 2008 @ 12:36:18 pm
    i'll take the one with the nicely manicured eyebrows


    WTF? are we gonna rumble AGAIN
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  • last time yr rumble sounded more like my ass sitting on yr face
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  • Jonas Brothers - Australia lyrics

    You never listen to me
    I know I’m better off alone
    Everybody knows it’s true
    Yeah, we all see through you
    No it won’t be hard to do
    Throw away my stuff from you

    CHORUS
    So I’ll wait for her to come
    She won’t break my heart
    Cause I know she’ll be from Australia
    She is so beautiful
    She’s my dream girl

    You were the one I thought I needed
    I’m better off alone
    Everybody knows it’s true
    They know all your secrets
    The only thing you knew was true
    Has just walked out of your life
    How does it feel?

    CHORUS

    She will be there to love and care
    I know there’s no need to worry
    The girl of my dreams
    The one that will be
    There to hold me when I’m down
    Till she’s around
    I’ll just wait



    uhhhhhhh
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  • ladies, ladies, they can spawn. there will be enough for everyone
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  • LesterBangsBacillus posted this on January 6th, 2008 @ 12:39:06 pm
    ladies, ladies, they can spawn. there will be enough for everyone


    I WILL BE 100 BY THEN
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  • no no just call in yr order to disney and they'll have one sent to your house in no time. factory made!
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 6th, 2008 @ 12:31:11 pm
    the kid on the right in that last photo looks like he spends his spare time jacking off into socks

    Is this a character flaw now?
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  • after realzing the gay one does the backing vocals, he just became far too gay. i release him to catherine

    ::opens cage door, boy whimpers::
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  • Dev posted this on January 6th, 2008 @ 12:44:43 pm
    professor$1.50 posted this on January 6th, 2008 @ 12:31:11 pm
    the kid on the right in that last photo looks like he spends his spare time jacking off into socks

    Is this a character flaw now?



    shutup, devin
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  • Yes ma'am.
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  • gahh people calling me ma'am creeps me out so bad. i get called ma'am at my bar a lot and it makes my skin crawl.
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  • roxy, you are no more a ma'am than I am a wee lassie
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  • NO YR A WIDGET!
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  • god i love that song
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  • i wonder how a thread about a wboard dude wanting to fuck hannah montana would go over

    ::rabble rouses::
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  • i have chris hansen on speed dial.

    to catch a predator: williamsboard.
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  • bahahaha


    this song about we are the kids of america or smthng keeps randomly popping into my head
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  • ew what is he wearing??!
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  • I know their assistant/guardian. that's all I have to add to this conversation.

    oh, and they do a cover of a pop song that this "punk" boy band did when I lived in london that I really liked.
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  • that coat he is wearing is pimp
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  • y to curly head
    y to one w/bangs if he wore them back w/a headband or something
    n to elvis' afterbirth
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  • actually elvis one isnt too bad in that first pic
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 6th, 2008 @ 12:38:24 pm
    last time yr rumble sounded more like my ass sitting on yr face



    hahahahah how did i miss this thread.
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  • LOL ian
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  • i want to shave her head SO BADLY
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  • http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/01/jonas.JPG

    WASSUP GIRL, didn't i see you dancing on the bar at metropolitan last weekend?
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  • bwahahahahahaha!
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  • that outfit is so pimp though. dude knows how to dress.
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  • god, he looks just like a mini-Jody Porter from Fountains of Wayne


    KEEP OFF THE HEROIN, KID
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  • and jody always wears a coat like that
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  • haha i hope to be able to bump this thread with new pictures every week
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  • OH HELL YES!
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  • dude has potential
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  • Doesn't John have those glasses?
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  • the ellen show [http:]

    god these little munchkins actually made me crack up in this video. especially when they asked ellen for kneepads.
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  • link isn't working for me, omg hurry!!!
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  • DUH just take out the extra http//
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  • oh that was creepy, once they start talking they're like little kids. let me officially take back whatever i wrote in this thread about the hot one (::makes call me gesture offstage::)
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  • li'l elvis is truly creepy

    that middle one has a bit of an ass on him, doesn't he?
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  • wait, how old are these keeyids again? they looked at least legal-ish in the pictures, but they sound 15.
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  • i had a thread devoted to this... hold on
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 21st, 2008 @ 2:07:56 pm
    that middle one has a bit of an ass on him, doesn't he?


    haha the middle one is the hot gaynorexic one
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  • oh i forget where it is. anyway, i think the youngest is like 16 and the oldest 20.
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  • ws really drunk
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  • I think they're super christian... aren't they?
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  • SORRY LADIES THEY MADE A PURITY VOW

    The brothers wear purity rings as a promise "to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure till marriage." And they believe it "is just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there."

    http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080118/425.cyrus.jonas.bros.011808.jpg
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  • Details magazine got a glimpse of the proof in Madison Square Garden, as the Jonas Brothers showed off their purity rings.

    Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas reportedly wear the metal bands on their fingers to symbolize, as Joe puts it, "promises to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure till marriage." Joe is 18.

    Nick, who is 15, says, "I got mine made at Disney World. It's pretty awesome." Kevin, at 20, and his ring representing a vow of abstinence is bejeweled with studs. "It's pretty rock and roll," Kevin tells Details. "It's getting banged up a little bit because of the guitar."
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  • Jonas Brother on the left has a mushy face
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  • banged up, ehh?
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  • probably a latepass, but i just read that the jonas brothers routinely bust out foam canons and spray their preteen girl audience during their shows. hahahahhah
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  • I wish there was a way I could crush up and snort that meme.
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  • I'm afraid I may have accidentally heard their live album recently at a restaurant.
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  • did you foam in your pants?
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  • Holy shit, look at that huge audience. HOW
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  • I know this is very *eye-roll*y of me to say, but it honestly horrifies me when a large company generates a "cultural product" and takes on a marketing strategy of "ATTENTION: TARGET AGE GROUP. YOU WILL LIKE THIS NOW. THAT IS ALL." and the target group immediately fills gigantic stadiums going, "OMG WE LIKE THIS NOW, OKAY!"

    YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FICKLE AND DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, TWEENS. STOP MAKING IT SO GODDAMNED EASY FOR THE GROWNUPS TO TAKE YOUR (parents') MONEY.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on March 24th, 2009 @ 1:33:21 pm
    did you foam in your pants?




    Y...no.
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  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 24th, 2009 @ 1:38:41 pm
    I know this is very *eye-roll*y of me to say, but it honestly horrifies me when a large company generates a "cultural product" and takes on a marketing strategy of "ATTENTION: TARGET AGE GROUP. YOU WILL LIKE THIS NOW. THAT IS ALL." and the target group immediately fills gigantic stadiums going, "OMG WE LIKE THIS NOW, OKAY!"

    YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FICKLE AND DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, TWEENS. STOP MAKING IT SO GODDAMNED EASY FOR THE GROWNUPS TO TAKE YOUR (parents') MONEY.


    according to that seminal motion picture "Josie and the Pussycats," this is achieved through subliminal messages recorded into all over produced pop songs.
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  • I saw one of their girlfriends, teen pop sensation selena gomez, in beverly hills last week with an entourage of about 15. disney just churns em out.
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  • also i dunno what i was saying up there. this one is the only hot one

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  • that's the one dating miley, no?
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  • hello?! have you been living under a rock? miley dates guys twice her age these days. earth to beans.
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  • a-doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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  • hahaha i admit to not having read thesuperficial.com in MONTHS
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  • LesterBangsBacillus posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 1:53:01 pm
    haahaha

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    HAHAHAHAH almost choked on my burrito
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  • this is miley's man. he's pretty hot but if I was a 17 year old billionairess I'd play the field a bit before moving any old australian into my pool house.

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