real housewives of new york (3530 views)

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  • is the anorexic strawberry blonde's husband a David Gest or what? "i'm not so into that frou-frou top," he tells her at a department store, a minute after he's shown getting a pedicure with her.

    anyhow, this is embarrassingly engaging.
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  • You must be the target demographic.
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  • Colonial Wburg posted this on February 26th, 2008 @ 11:28:43 am
    You must be the target demographic.


    you must be a depressive douchebag loser. gtfout of my thread.
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  • i dunno, i just watched it while i was eating lunch.

    also, one of the housewives is bethany from the martha stewart version of the apprentice. she reeks of desperation for a husband.
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  • I saw the sneak peek a month back or so. Pretty good. I hear it will be top real housewives from the OC but I dunno if anyone can top those broads. They entertained me for houurrrsss.
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  • yeah i think i watched the sneak peek. i think bethany might supply the raw wound entertainment factor.
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  • i'm really into the countess. i think countess is such a great thing to be.
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  • haha as i was watching her i was thinking, "i wonder if i could marry some elderly fugly countess who just wants a longtime companion."
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  • haha madame is one of my personal heroes!
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  • maybe that could be my opening line when i finally find my elderly fugly countess. "so, is madame the bee's knees or what?"
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  • haha omg if only it could have been bigger.
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  • lol she likes it that way.

    the guy was in my theatre and at first would only talk to me as madame. she asked me if i could score her some x. it was a life highlight.
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  • this made it to air? when i worked at cake shop, the "countess" came in all dolled up in ridiculous garb (some sort of red smokers jacket or kimono thing) with huge cameras and lights in tow to see a show. she reeked of perfumed and was obviously uncomfortable and out of place seeing an indie band in a dirty LES basement bar. we were all snickering.
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  • hahaha it's on now and they just had the best line:

    "you're not eating."

    "i know"
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  • i haven't watched it yet but i loved the real housewives of orange county!
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  • I'm always amused when people on these shows botox and lift the shit our of their faces, accept implants as a rite of passage, tan their skin to old leather glove texture, and lipo everything then act as if a tattoo is a national tragedy.
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  • embarrassingly engaging indeed. freaking bravo
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  • aroundthewayboy posted this on February 26th, 2008 @ 11:32:07 am
    Colonial Wburg posted this on February 26th, 2008 @ 11:28:43 am
    You must be the target demographic.


    you must be a depressive douchebag loser. gtfout of my thread.

    hahhahahaa
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  • Im 24 minutes into this. I hate these people.
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  • oh no. Euro dad is wearing a banana hammock thing in the hamptons.
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  • This fucking Brooklyn couple is too much.

    Someone one gawker said they live in Cobble Hill.
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  • one of them manufactures religious products and their daughter wears pearls.
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  • Ughhhh I can't stop watching this

    D:
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  • I want to stab these people.

    At least Top Chef is back soon.
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  • TOMORROW!
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  • How obnoxious is insisting your kids speak French if they want a drink?
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  • I wish I had a channel. Any one, really
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  • Cat, come watch TV with me. Um.. you know where I live.
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  • You're better off not seeing this.
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  • I'm losing my voice or I would. Oh my god I'm so ducked for my gigs lool
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  • I didn't mean now, you goober.



    Also, Bernice likes to lick my feet.
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  • Oh fer sure. When I get back yall are gonna have to pry me outya thurr
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  • I miss you, I haven't seen you in a week, maybe more! When do you leave and get back?
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  • I love how they lump all of The Hamptons together. Like it's one fucking town.
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  • i leave wed at 5 AM and get back at fuck o clock sat night. i miss you too. i need black betty upon returning
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  • Mmmmm yes. Saturday I'm painting my bedroom. Maybe Sunday we can get food if you're up for it?
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  • yeah my enthusiasm for this was one ep only. well maybe if i get hungover some day and this is in a marathon.
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  • ZOMG THE HAMPTON CLASSIC
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  • Luann is kind of bangable.
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  • She's a Countess
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  • Psh, those titles are all so diluted now.
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  • yeah, what does being a Count entail?
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  • Community outreach on children's programs?
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  • A count is a nobleman in European countries; The word count comes from French comte, itself from Latin comes—in its accusative comitem—meaning "companion", and later "companion of the emperor, delegate of the emperor". The British equivalent is an earl (whose wife is also a "countess", for lack of an Anglo-Saxon term). Alternative "Count" (Hakushaku) status are used in other countries with different names such as during the Empire of Japan.
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  • so a count is just a glorified faghag
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  • roxylola posted this on March 11th, 2008 @ 10:16:51 pm
    ZOMG THE HAMPTON CLASSIC

    I'm going this year! I will not miss this fucking thing again.
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  • Sounds like it.
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  • Thanks wikilola.
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  • this show is fucking great.
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  • You're welcome?
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  • I should have gone with Roxypedia.
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  • You should've.



    Hey, my first job was at Bobby Van's! I was a bus girl lol.
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  • ugggggh
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  • Watching this now.

    Alex and Simon are really fucking annoying and so plainly social climbers.
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  • all i can think of when watching this show is "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap"
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  • i'm obviously missing out on something. i clicked on this thread expecting porn. dammit.
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  • I would like to see a similar show with separate episodes about:
    1. hipsters;
    2. hasids;
    3. hispanics;
    4. haitians
    - all guided by the same man-purse wearing, stereotype obsessed white New York TV writers who drink their coffee at Starbucks where they go to read the Times and sneer at the rest of humanity. Then I would like to see them have people from each of these groups compete with one another in contests of physical and mental prowess, ala MTV.
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  • how in the hell do i get sucked into this show every week?

    and oq39078ueloie9048e74!!! bobby (?) just snapped at the waiter to bring the check. asshat.
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  • LuAnn's daughter is kind of foxy, for a pre-teen.
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  • WTF are they wearing?
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  • Ahh, drinking Red Stripe at the Cake Shop...
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  • HA ramona sucks at stage mothering.
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  • ramona is so delusional.
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  • The general theme of the show seems to be that the children are much more capable and functional than their parents.
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  • apparently single girl didn't understand that her boyfriend didn't want to discuss relationship-changing events when she was wasted?
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  • Christ, I could watch like 10 straight hours of this shit.
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  • me too. damn this show!
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  • i am willfully fighting the temptation to get into this show. i've already become a somewhat regular "girls next door" viewer. my brain can only handle so much.
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  • melcore posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 12:00:06 am
    apparently single girl didn't understand that her boyfriend didn't want to discuss relationship-changing events when she was wasted?

    or ON THE AIR
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  • reality shows (except prorun or something where real talent is evaluated and really talented people can profit) baffle me. every time i start kind of liking a reality television "star", i remind myself that they have chosen to have their lives filmed because they are desperate for attention. people that desperate for attention have got to have some major dealbreaking personality defects, right?
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  • And despite the fact that she was commending him for his reticence and good judgment. Dude completely did you a favor by refusing to have that conversation while you're in that state.

    She does a case of the crazy eyes, which is pretty sexy.
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  • the drunk chick not only has crazy eyes, but kind of looks like a skeleton in the face when she's hammered. Her nose is not normal.
    I was sort of drunk watching this last night and she kept turning into some kinda screeching skull.
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  • head scarf??! is that what the kids are wearing today?
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  • i couldn't sleep last night, so i watched this. wow. what's wrong with the stage-mother lady's eyes? she blinks so much i was afraid i was going to have an epileptic seizure.

    and i hear you about the head scarf. when that lady was talking about her kid's "bohemian" style, i almost snorted out loud.

    and how bummed did that band look?
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  • no wonder this has 1885 views
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  • Does anyone have a good streaming link? I watched the first one last night and now I must feeeeeeed.
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  • jess this is horrible DONT DO IT. however it makes me feel better about MYSELF
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  • That's how I felt about Orange County. I think I need that.
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  • we've been gothamisted!
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  • shit. we should get some google ads or something.
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  • This is better than RHoOC. NYC social women are just more interesting. I think Ramona's the only one I can't stand at this point.
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  • wait, what's the gothamist link? a quick search there doesn't find it. how mortifying that this of all my threads was linked. for non-williamsboarders: i am a very serious and politically active person lol.
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  • so you're posting about them posting about her posting on here?

    meta overload!
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  • there's trash everywhere. this must be where the rockers hang out.
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