Living in a 1953 purple bread truck. (12560 views)
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akissz posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 12:25:14 am» quote
- and if you don't already know who i am just go to: www.purple53.com [purple53.com]
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umami posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 5:40:15 am» quote
- wow, i am jealous of your portable apartment . that's terrific. i would never make a blog or site about it if i lived in one, though. i wouldn't want everyone to be able to find me, i guess. anyway, sorry. i have people in north carolina and georgia who'd be interested in seeing your set-up and are very nice.. actually, i DO have some alabama contacts for you, feel free to send me a private message and i will fwd you these people's myspace. the new orleans people i know are terribly busy all the time and probably couldn't entertain guests.
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secret_robot posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 8:46:09 am» quote
- Umami=akissz
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DoctorPhosphorus posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 9:29:22 am» quote
- this is, in fact, an imitation of a previous stunt
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DoctorPhosphorus posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 9:39:59 am» quote
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a strong man also cries, Ryan
a strong man
also cries
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KrookedEdge posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 10:07:49 am» quote
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Killick posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 8:09:26 am
Get a job you fucking hippie.
w_t posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 9:22:57 am
ha I came in here to post what killick posted
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gackandcheese posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 11:11:29 am» quote
- "hey mom, this dirty man from the internet who lives in a bread truck is wondering if he can come visit and stay with y'all. mom?" [dial tone]
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 12:52:55 pm» quote
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i feel bad harshing on this guy
GO SCREW, HIPPIE
*cringes, watches tyra*
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 12:56:16 pm» quote
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w_t posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 9:31:39 am
also, you could have cleaned up your garbage from the spot you left across the street from the turkeys nest
Honestly. Sarajevo-chic is so 1996.
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 12:57:02 pm» quote
- Hahahaha!!! Sarajevo-chic
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 12:57:11 pm» quote
- What? Hippie-bashing? Or Hippiedom?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 12:58:17 pm» quote
- are you guys serious? did this guy really leave a mess or is it just a general pile of garbage?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:01:06 pm» quote
- I bet that whole area smells like Ian Meyer's choad padding
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:01:29 pm» quote
- And an assortment of Serb paramilitaries. It's spooky. They were doing tons of speed and throwing hand grenades at journalists.
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:01:54 pm» quote
- What the hell is with that car in the lot that looks like it's roof was opened like a can of tuna?
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:03:20 pm» quote
- greg asked this dude if he could interview him for his thing about people in wburg with non-traditional living arrangements and the dude asked greg to pay him. and greg was like NO. and then the dude asked him to buy him dinner. hahahah
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:06:46 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:03:20 pm
and the dude asked greg to pay him.
"The world needs DITCH DIGGERS, too!"
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:07:59 pm» quote
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hahahah
greg should have told him he'll get nothing and like it
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akissz posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:19:47 pm» quote
- It was kind of a scheduling thing because there was a big snow storm in New York so I had to leave quickly before the snow came about 3 and half weeks ago. It worked out for the best because I missed most of the bad weather. I'm glad I am out of the parking lot; the guy running it is a crazy. The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:23:01 pm» quote
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GUYS DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE TRASH HE LEFT, THE UNDERPAID CRIPPLED MEXICAN WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE CARE OF IT
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:25:15 pm» quote
- hahaha
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nocleftlip posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:27:37 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:23:01 pm
GUYS DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE TRASH HE LEFT, THE UNDERPAID CRIPPLED MEXICAN WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE CARE OF IT
seriously!
on the other hand he's ensuring years of gainfull employment to underpaid immigrants everywhere. in fact i am boycotting trash recepticals until all mexicans are paid the right wages
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:29:51 pm» quote
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Why did this asshole come back here pretending like we didn't already bash his idiot ass into oblivion once before?
Dude, you might be boring and unmemorable in person but you are still a completely annoying suckass freeloader dickwad on here and that is something we cannot forget!
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:31:36 pm» quote
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Here's a recap in case u all need a refresher on this fucking jackass.
recap [williamsboard.com]
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:33:08 pm» quote
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akissz posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:19:47 pm
If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
Does this poor guy picking up your shit enjoy his job? Maybe he should move into a sombrero! And blog about it!
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:33:34 pm» quote
- hahahahahha move into a sombrero
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:35:30 pm» quote
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They're cozy!
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:36:23 pm» quote
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Move into a sombrero???!!!??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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theasianelaine posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:37:57 pm» quote
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It I lived in a hat, I'd want it to be a Kentucky Derby Hat
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theasianelaine posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:38:10 pm» quote
- SEE THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:39:05 pm» quote
- Hahahaha Colin
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:41:52 pm» quote
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seriously, colin!
this is from his blog: "However, he is only person attempting something completely new. If you have any resource to contribute don't hesitate to contact him."
i think maybe, just maybe, someone might have beat you to this "idea"
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:59:14 pm» quote
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AND HIS WAS BIGGER!
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5dollarBud posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 2:36:08 pm» quote
- ahhahaha jeremy
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sheepdip posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 2:43:18 pm» quote
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i think maybe, just maybe, someone might have beat you to this "idea"
if the idea is "living in your car" then i think Jewel and the lady that wrote Harry Potter are two well-documented examples of people who beat him to it.
then we can add everyone who ever lived in an RV.
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ilikerufies posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 5:29:19 pm» quote
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Killick posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 2:52:25 pm
If this is going to last this dude needs to start posting more. We can only entertain ourselves for so long before it starts turning into a Abbot and Costello skit.
RLY!
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666 SKULLS posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 6:16:33 pm» quote
- hahaha akiss got the kitchen sink from his "purple truck" thrown at him in this thread!
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sewbitchin posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 6:49:46 pm» quote
- I'm from Alabama and trust me WE DON'T WANT YOU! If mine is one of these "Alabama myspaces" fuck whoever gave it away. We have enough poor people living in mobile housing down there without a Williamsburg hipster sucking what graciousness our relatives have out of them. It's not cute, quaint, or ironic in the south, it's just another annoyance to a already impoverished area.
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Tukuhnikivats posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 8:04:53 am» quote
- so do missionaries and the american military
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 10:05:26 am» quote
- granola wrappers GKLJHASDFKL:JHASF"DLAKSDHA:SLKDFJASF
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BabyKujo posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 10:34:14 am» quote
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serious douche-chills from this guy. If you go to any public beach parking lot in San Diego you will find about 10 people doing the same thing...but that's just the point. If you want to be homeless for a living, why would you pick the parking lot across from the Turkey's Nest. There's a reason why LA is a bum's paradise. How often does this happen - "Hey dude....(stumbles out of Turkey's Nest) some dirty hippy lives in that thing (wings egg)".
-When temperatures plummet outside, their seltzer water and soy milk freeze
-Drunken bar-hoppers and homeless people urinated on the tires.
-Since arriving in Bowdon on Tuesday, Hess has cared for newborn goats, helped to build bee boxes and planted crops.
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 10:39:54 am» quote
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"I have seen the light and it is a bread truck of purple hue."
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KrookedEdge posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:09:45 am» quote
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I just googled dirty hippie and purple van and got this image
[s7.photobucket.com]
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:11:19 am» quote
- That is the creepiest photo I have ever seen. I am going to have nightmares.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:11:59 am» quote
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he has a disclaimer on his site that just because he lives in a purple van doesn't mean he smokes weed and eats mushrooms all the time.
DUMBASS YOU WOULD BE 300% LESS OF A JACKASS IF YOU DID
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:13:28 am» quote
- Note "all the time." People need a break from the narcs to eat granola, too.
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KrookedEdge posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:17:07 am» quote
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let uunicorns and purple trucks haunt your dreams
[s7.photobucket.com]
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:18:58 am» quote
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5dollarBud posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:19:51 am» quote
- nooooooooooooooo
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5dollarBud posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:22:23 am» quote
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 11:42:46 am» quote
- Haaahahahahahahahaha JP!!!!
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theklanimal posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 1:08:04 pm» quote
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i just keep watching this gif expecting something to happen
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 1:43:57 pm» quote
- is that the GF who dumped him most likely cus he is a fuckwad?
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theklanimal posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 1:54:10 pm» quote
- its his gay blowjob arriving
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 9:44:22 pm» quote
- but he WAS Mexican, right?
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5dollarBud posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 1:19:08 am» quote
- then perhaps this bottle of alzheimers might entice you? it's a fine vintage
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DoctorPhosphorus posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 9:02:13 am» quote
- I'm glad he cross posted here because I know that otherwise nobody ever reads Gawker
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5dollarBud posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 9:23:06 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 8:48:35 am
Dude take some creative writing classes.
says the guy who used the phrase "mexican hair and face." can i read one of your short stories?
The mexican man slowly trodded mexicanly down the dusty mexican street. He turned slightly in a mexican manner and pushed his mexican hands against the ruddy mexican door to a mexican bar. His mexican boots clapped loudly on the mexican floor and in a mexican instant, all mexican eyes were on him. He mexicaned up to the mexican bar and looked as mexican as one can mexican, and mexicaid "mexican mexican, my mexican amigo." The bartender gave him a corona.
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theklanimal posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 9:31:37 am» quote
- shouldn't it have been a mexican of beer
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KrookedEdge posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 10:34:09 am» quote
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Killick posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 10:27:57 am
BWAAHAHAHHAAA A AAA AAAAAAAAAA fucking Jim!
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5dollarBud posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 10:51:17 am» quote
- it kinda blows when you peak at 9:23 on a friday
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 11:03:43 am» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 11:11:00 am» quote
- wait, why do we think it's a fake now?
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Killick posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 11:12:23 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 9:48:47 pm
Yeah full blooded Mexican. Even had Mexican hair and face too. But I think the shoes were American, made in china.
akissz posted this on March 20th, 2008 @ 10:27:01 pm
I was on gawker yesterday, did you guys see it?
http://gawker.com/369946/hipster-in-purple-truck-is-headed-for-your-moms-house
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theasianelaine posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 11:13:33 am» quote
- ahahahahaha
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jenners posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 12:15:24 pm» quote
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OMG ahglahahahaha this:
he mexican man slowly trodded mexicanly down the dusty mexican street. He turned slightly in a mexican manner and pushed his mexican hands against the ruddy mexican door to a mexican bar. His mexican boots clapped loudly on the mexican floor and in a mexican instant, all mexican eyes were on him. He mexicaned up to the mexican bar and looked as mexican as one can mexican, and mexicaid "mexican mexican, my mexican amigo." The bartender gave him a corona.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 12:20:49 pm» quote
- i am waaaaaaaaaay overly self important but i don't see any mexicans picking up after m.....nm, the cleaning lady just came into my office
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Lindsay Lohandjob posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 4:18:27 pm» quote
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Killick posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 4:17:34 pm
Nylin87 posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 12:11:55 pm
this guy is actually really nice, cut him some slack.
Didn't you also call an upright bass a big violin thingy? You can go fuck off.
HHAHAHHHHSGHAJSGHAGSJAHGSJAHSAHAHAHHAHSHHSHAHSAHSHAHSHAGDJHSGDJHSDGHSGDJHSD
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 4:20:58 pm» quote
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OOOOH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
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lila_engel posted this on March 21st, 2008 @ 4:35:28 pm» quote
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gackandcheese posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 11:11:29 am
"hey mom, this dirty man from the internet who lives in a bread truck is wondering if he can come visit and stay with y'all. mom?" [dial tone]
HAHAHAHAHA
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 22nd, 2008 @ 4:31:25 pm» quote
- I would imagine this is the only attention this guy gets since he likely has no friends and everybody near the lot he parks in has long ignored him.
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theasianelaine posted this on March 23rd, 2008 @ 11:21:33 am» quote
- poor Georgia
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 23rd, 2008 @ 9:53:32 pm» quote
- there are no places to park your truck in georgia?
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akissz posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 6:41:33 am» quote
- I've been on a farm for the last 2 weeks. They grow their veggies and drink goat milk and eggs. They survive by selling veggies, eggs, rabbits, and chickens. They are cautious of usage of water because of the drought. They don't have a shower, only a bathtub, and usually to conserve water they bath in the same water. This Tuesday I'm leaving Georgia, going into Mississippi to visit a horse farm/training school, and I'll be there for two weeks. After that I've been invited to go to a historic bed & breakfast in Texas for a week which will be real nice.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 7:12:35 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 6:41:33 am
and usually to conserve water they bath in the same water.
yuck.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 9:59:09 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 6:41:33 am
I've been on a farm for the last 2 weeks. They grow their veggies and drink goat milk and eggs.
THEY DO WHAT ON THAT FARM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
i was unaware that your van could travel to alien galaxies, that is truly bizarre
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LesterBangsBacillus posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:05:09 am» quote
- haha can he fly into nostrils like the magic school bus??
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Butch_Huskey posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:05:46 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:04:24 am
Yes of course while in Williamsburg I captured all the hot air coming out of the passing idiot's mouth's and I compressed it, turning it into special fuel that can take me to other galaxies.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:05:51 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:04:24 am
Yes of course while in Williamsburg I captured all the hot air coming out of the passing idiot's mouth's
so there was only one passing idiot and his mouth owned something
man this isn't even fun
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Killick posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:06:10 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:04:24 am
Yes of course while in Williamsburg I captured all the hot air coming out of the passing idiot's mouth's and I compressed it, turning it into special fuel that can take me to other galaxies.
It must be nice to be self-sustainable.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:41:56 am» quote
- but jason, do they GROW veggies there? i seriously doubt it
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 11:40:28 am» quote
- Hahhaahahaha RLJOHNSON's got it all figured out!
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 3:43:03 am» quote
- imagine the people who actually invite this dickface to their homes?
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aroundthewayboy posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 3:47:32 am» quote
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i don't think what he's doing is offensive or annoying or objectionable. it's not that different from what a lot of contemporary artists get away with in an artworld context. among others. the major difference is that it's not commodified.
however, i do find his posts here a bit annoying. but that's an important difference.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 3:54:58 am» quote
- not that it is art, but it's no worse than the bullshit contemporary artists get away with.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 3:58:58 am» quote
- tabling the art question, i can imagine and in fact know people who live their lives in somewhat similar ways, who i respect.
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 5:03:46 am» quote
- Living for peanuts in a parking spot in a city where other people break their ass to pay exorbinant rents is indeed bullshit and this asshole needs to be slapped for trying to pawn it off as art.
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sheepdip posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 10:09:53 am» quote
- atwb, i have plenty of friends who live their lives like this, and i mean, i know someone specificall who drove around in a straight-veggie-converted house truck for years. the main difference is that he wasn't a total shitbreather about the whole thing. you don't find this guy's posts condescending and annoying? it doesn't matter if you live your life in a respectable manner if you are a fucking TURD.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:20:02 am» quote
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nah, i do find some of his posts condescending and annoying (sorry dude, be less turdy?). i just was trying to separate the turd from the totally legitimate practice of living off the grid, etc.:)
going a little further, i could almost imagine how someone with turdlike tendencies would have those tendencies stoked by the hostility and super-capitalist ideology of most americans. so it's self selecting, that only the turds would be able to endure the eric cartman-esque abuse.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:25:20 am» quote
- i am all for living off the grid! i think it should include a caveat where you don't brag about living off the grid as if it in itself was a public service and constantly ask people to send you money as if financing a strangers lollygagging was a noble gesture
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walkingcity posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:29:02 am» quote
- gotta agree with colin. I'm all for living off the grid but wtf.
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veebs posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:30:43 am» quote
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"hey, can I interview you about your lifestyle that you clearly want a lot of people to know about, by virtue of your blog postings, self-promotion on message boards, and the fact that you painted your fucking truck purple?"
"Certainly. That will be $25."
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aroundthewayboy posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:31:31 am» quote
- but i agree with colin too! there's just something in this thread that is very rah-rah capitalist, so i wanted to clarify that this dude may be a turd (and certainly his posts are), but living off the grid is not inherently turdy.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:32:31 am» quote
- yeah veebs i guess it is in fact commodified. whatever, i'm no purple truck apologist lol.
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5dollarBud posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:33:28 am» quote
- i think most of the "get a job, hippie" posts are actually here because "get a job, hippie" is posted in 40% of threads, and its finally actually appropriate to the situation so people got kinda stoked
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:37:56 am» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:25:20 am
as if financing a strangers lollygagging was a noble gesture
Mmmm, gone are the days when professional lollygagging was funded by family wealth and peerage, and at least then it was understood that one should at least dabble in the occult, leave behind volumes of spooky poetry, and occasionally join an independence movement or two.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:41:29 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 7:06:00 am
You guys don't know much about new york city.
??? essplain
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5dollarBud posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:43:02 am» quote
- hahahah jeremy, SERIOUSLY
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walkingcity posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:43:44 am» quote
- wait have you clarified why this is art yet?
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 2:10:45 pm» quote
- seriously though, IMAGINE THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO ACCEPT THIS FUCKSTICK INTO THEIR HOMES
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 3:57:57 pm» quote
- *slow motion shrug, accompanied by impossibly long yawn*
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lila_engel posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 6:06:44 pm» quote
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:37:56 am
5dollarBud posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:25:20 am
as if financing a strangers lollygagging was a noble gesture
Mmmm, gone are the days when professional lollygagging was funded by family wealth and peerage, and at least then it was understood that one should at least dabble in the occult, leave behind volumes of spooky poetry, and occasionally join an independence movement or two.
HAHAHAHA. the board is full of LOLs today. maybe i'm just in a good mood.
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Killick posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 6:08:59 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:33:28 am
i think most of the "get a job, hippie" posts are actually here because "get a job, hippie" is posted in 40% of threads, and its finally actually appropriate to the situation so people got kinda stoked
Seriously, if I get a chance to use it when a situation actually warrants it, and not just a response to someone getting ice cream on a Tuesday, you better believe I am going to take advantage of it.
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 6:20:58 pm» quote
- where are we on the whole burning him at the stake thing?
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 6:45:20 pm» quote
- that QUEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ilikerufies posted this on March 27th, 2008 @ 9:26:17 am» quote
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selena posted this on March 25th, 2008 @ 8:51:37 pm
ninly posted this on March 24th, 2008 @ 10:44:15 am
it's on of those newfangled hydroponic farms. i think veggies emerge from the thrice-used bathwater.
gross this is worse than kramer making food in his shower
lol selena
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walkingcity posted this on March 27th, 2008 @ 10:54:18 am» quote
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veebs posted this on March 27th, 2008 @ 9:11:24 am
hey dildo, maybe try responding to one or more of the many questions people have posed to you here. Such as:
walkingcity posted this on March 26th, 2008 @ 11:43:44 am
wait have you clarified why this is art yet?
that really is an honest question. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you. It says "the Art Home" on the site an doesn't go into detail about that, unless I'm missing something. And nothing that I saw on there suggests the "project" having anything to do with art.
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walkingcity posted this on March 28th, 2008 @ 10:02:13 am» quote
- wow, what a dick. way to turn something that's at least moderately commendable into something totally offensive.
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KrookedEdge posted this on March 28th, 2008 @ 10:15:09 am» quote
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[s7.photobucket.com]
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MakersMarkII posted this on March 30th, 2008 @ 8:14:04 pm» quote
- The dickhole has no self-dickhole-awareness.
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akissz posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:57:11 am» quote
- Wow, after driving a little over 400 miles I made it into Terrell Texas last night around 830pm. I think this might be the longest one-day drive that I've done in Purple53. The Wildlife Rescue Farm / Eco-Ed Environmental Training Center [www.xtimbers-ranch.com] I'm visiting is really great, they have peacock, chicken, bobcat, mini goat, snake, armadillo, horse, dog, and raccoon. I got to hold a week old baby raccoon that were rescued from the wall of someone's house the same day I arrived. If you want to check out the farm I’m at here is their website Xtimbers-Ranch.com [www.xtimbers-ranch.com] I hope to be posting lots of good photos soon. I will be in Terrell Texas for 3 or 4 days.
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brooklyn_ael posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:57:43 am» quote
- GET OUT OF MY STATE D:
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butter Bee posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59:02 am» quote
- sounds like you are at my mom's house.
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DoctorPhosphorus posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59:04 am» quote
- this guy and Texas deserve each other
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butter Bee posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59:56 am» quote
- leave texas out of it!
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brooklyn_ael posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:00:21 am» quote
- This guy no more deserves Texas than he deserves to fuck yer grandma.
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DoctorPhosphorus posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:01:18 am» quote
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brooklyn_ael posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:00:21 am
This guy no more deserves Texas than he deserves to fuck yer grandma.
if that dude wants to do that much digging, he's entitled to whichever bony socket he'd like
meanwhile, Texas is still Texas
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brooklyn_ael posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:02:34 am» quote
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Texas is beeeeeeeeyootiful this time of year.
(I can't vouch for your grandma)
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DoctorPhosphorus posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:12:01 am» quote
- after like 10 years I'd imagine the skeleton is relatively clean
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KrookedEdge posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:29:58 am» quote
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[s7.photobucket.com]
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brooklyn_ael posted this on April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:29:36 pm» quote
- hahhahaha that raccoon is all "HALP"
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on April 17th, 2008 @ 3:28:46 pm» quote
- hahashahsdfkashdfah veebs
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augmented skankbot posted this on April 17th, 2008 @ 3:30:55 pm» quote
- so, no luck on the mauling then, huh?
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akissz posted this on April 20th, 2008 @ 11:34:01 pm» quote
- Hey friends, I took advantage of the cooler temperatures this morning and I was able to make it to my next stop safely. its a really really nice Villa & Vineyard in Jamul California. The people are really nice and I think ill be able to work in the vineyard planting grape plants and doing grafting. :)
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BoredToDead posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:12:07 am» quote
- saw you on cnn
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theotherianmeyer posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:15:40 am» quote
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i gotta say, while we sit here in front of the computer snarking away, he's having a helluva time putzing around the country in his fucking bread truck.
its sounding better every day.
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BoredToDead posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:19:18 am» quote
- i donno about that, some shithead from cnn was mocking him, gave him a sweet potatoe and talked about dating his girlfriend.
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theotherianmeyer posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:25:15 am» quote
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BoredToDead posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:19:18 am
i donno about that, some shithead from cnn was mocking him, gave him a sweet potatoe and talked about dating his girlfriend.
sure. and most of the folks here (myself included) have give him heaping piles of shit.
but when he's driving down the road, off to wherever's next, some place to park and camp for a few nights or a couple months? it doesn't matter.
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BoredToDead posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:28:53 am» quote
- nm, i was just tryina say the guy on cnn was a dick.
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theotherianmeyer posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 2:26:28 am» quote
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ninly posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:41:47 am
theotherianmeyer posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 1:25:15 am
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but when he's driving down the road, off to wherever's next, some place to park and camp for a few nights or a couple months? it doesn't matter.
then why does he post?
beats the hell out of me. but i don't think he would if it bothered him, eh?
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teen_angst posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 3:37:15 am» quote
- iknow some great kids in alabama,arkansas,and tennessee and when i say great i mean super fun easygoing and wonderful
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BoredToDead posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 5:05:01 pm» quote
- SO WAS I LYING>? CNN GUY WAS A DICK RIGHT?
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RLJOHNSON posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 5:06:39 pm» quote
- I am personally so glad you returned to the board. I missed the hippie bashing. I do not think you would have faired well at the Turkey's Nest. If the open minded young liberals on this board hate you just imagine how the old school Brooklyn crowd would feel.
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BoredToDead posted this on April 21st, 2008 @ 6:45:31 pm» quote
- CNN GUY? DICK? SEEMED LIKE IT?
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roxylola posted this on April 30th, 2008 @ 5:12:46 pm» quote
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Williamsboard responds: "Get a job you fucking hippie," and then it gets worse from there. [gawker.com]
HAHAHA WAY TO GO, RYAN!
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Sbordone posted this on April 30th, 2008 @ 5:25:06 pm» quote
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hahaha
"Well, there has been this old Confederate General, what's been scaring people away from the Bayou roundabout where my mom & pop runs the old shrimp cannery.
If Angel can help figure what's going on there he'd be welcome to stay on a while."
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KrookedEdge posted this on April 30th, 2008 @ 5:49:42 pm» quote
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akissz posted this on May 5th, 2008 @ 8:26:28 am» quote
- Del Dios and Escondido California is a pretty interesting place so far. Lake Hodges is really beautiful. One new friend lives on top of a theater in a little tiny apartment. It has been a pleasure meeting all these young people my age here. I need more time to explore the city and I might stay longer if I can find a better parking spot where can also be useful. The original community gardener gig in Del Dios fell through because the people organizing it do not own the land and the owner objected to me parking there and gardening, all of it was really lame, I guess they like the weed infested ground better than vegetables and flowers. In addition after getting into Del Dios on the first day I noticed the trucks clutch was acting up. I waited around for a few days hoping to get some help on it and John Lightner from San Diego came over in his camouflaged crazy-lowrider-stepvan and adjusted my clutch. Yeah so my fan club is getting larger everyday its kind of cool! I have been handing out more of the stickers to people I meet. I have been helping out with a great cause called Food Not Bombs ( www.foodnotbombs.net ) in Escondido. Right now am parked behind a nice couples house. I have to leave here soon. If I try and stay in Del Dios I do not know where I will call home-base yet.
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akissz posted this on May 26th, 2008 @ 8:10:56 am» quote
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REGION: Purple truck becomes home to traveling man
By RENEE HAINES - For the North County Times | Sunday, May 25, 2008 7:09 PM PDT
DEL DIOS ---- In this relatively new century, traveling without much money no longer means hitchhiking or hopping freight trains.
Angel Hess logs on to the Internet by cell phone, laptop and wireless connection to plot his next destination.
Craigslist is his street corner. PayPal is his tin cup. And, yes, this story begins on eBay.
Hess is a 29-year-old lanky Midwesterner by birth whose address this week ---- and maybe next week, too ---- is a roadside patch of gravel near Lake Hodges in Escondido.
His home is a 1953 Ford bread truck painted bright purple, with a hand-painted mural of the outdoors on the back and illegible graffiti ----- spray-painted while Hess was in New York ---- on the side.
"Kids in Brooklyn," he said, shaking his head and looking at the scrawl. "They do it while you're sleeping."
In 2006, Hess, a native of Indiana and a photographer by trade, found himself in New York City, earning too little to afford East Coast rents and weary of what the West Coast calls "sofa surfing" at friends' apartments.
On eBay, this century's favorite second-hand store, he spotted the funky bread truck and had an epiphany.
With a winning bid of $2,500, he bought the boxy vehicle, which already had been painted purple and semiconverted to an RV by a previous owner in Eureka.
Hess then took a flight to California, drove the truck back to New York and parked it in Brooklyn, taking showers at a gym while he added a bed, wood-burning stove, solar roof panels and a semifinished bathroom.
He later set up a Web site, purple53.com, and began attracting media attention with his unconventional new home.
That attention has followed him since January, when he left New York and headed for warmer, drier Southern California. He posts articles and news videos about his journey, along with his own photographs, at his Web site.
Some journalists have described Hess' bread truck-turned-bachelor-pad as art. Others have used it to bemoan the nation's lack of affordable housing. A North Carolina newspaper called him a "vagabond in violet."
Stereotypes from the 1970s have also followed him on the cross-country journey. Hess said he has been asked so often about illegal drugs since making the purple truck his home that his answer is posted under Frequently Asked Questions on his Web site.
No, he doesn't use drugs, he said.
Hess finds free places to park his home by logging on to craigslist.org, then placing or answering the free online ads.
"The people who let me stay at their homes and farms and ranches, some of them like the fact that I'm off the grid," he said. "Some people just like visitors."
He receives a $600 monthly Social Security disability check for an anxiety disorder, he said, and his Web site invites donations to his online PayPal account, which comes with an ATM card.
He said he once received a $53 donation toward repairs on the '53 truck.
For now, life on the road agrees with Hess.
"You have to like people and be creative about places to stay," he said about his online/off-line wanderings.
And you have to be well-connected, he said ---- at least to a good computer network.
"I use the Internet all the time," he added.
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gackandcheese posted this on May 26th, 2008 @ 10:34:15 am» quote
- i sincerely hope that the price of gasoline will raise to $40/gallon, so our patchouli-stinking friend has to do the unthinkable and get a job.
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veebs posted this on May 26th, 2008 @ 5:10:36 pm» quote
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rust posted this on May 26th, 2008 @ 5:17:31 pm» quote
- since when is living off of handouts from individuals or the government "art"? if you have to do it because you don't have a choice, whatever, but to relentlessly self-promote the fact that you're doing it under the guise of "art" or as some sort of alternative lifestyle just makes you a fucking parasite. you have a choice and I suggest you make the same one your ancestors did: GET A JOB, SIR.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 26th, 2008 @ 5:34:09 pm» quote
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"a semifinished bathroom"
I KNEW HE WAS SHITTING IN BAGS
also, did yr GF take off?
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jose posted this on May 26th, 2008 @ 9:28:35 pm» quote
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do i detect a bit of self loathing and bitterness at someone who at least has the audacity to live their life however the fuck they chose? i don't even see what's offensive about his posting, he hasn't attacked anyone back while people mercilessly pummel this poor schmuck.
i did this recently and learned a lot from it. i lived in my van with 4 other people. it was ridiculous and i probably would never do it again, but i had the time of my life. of course i didn't really expect handouts and relied on the generosity of friends i have met from traveling around the country. nor did i call what i was doing "art," but i was definitely living by my own means, not working a steady job (i would take odd jobs here and there), and spending my days exploring nature.
way to go doing what you want akissz. the rest of you should go on vacation in the mountains or something, sheesh.
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w_t posted this on May 27th, 2008 @ 11:20:56 am» quote
- hey jose, save the speech, read the thread. No one's giving this guy shit for being a hippie, except maybe Killick, we're giving him shit cause he's an ass about it. You should have walked by the lot where he was parked and seen the fucking mess that he left "mexicans" to clean up, Mr. Environmentalist that he is.
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veebs posted this on May 27th, 2008 @ 11:30:27 am» quote
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akissz posted this on March 19th, 2008 @ 1:19:47 pm
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income.
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rust posted this on May 27th, 2008 @ 12:15:26 pm» quote
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jose posted this on May 26th, 2008 @ 9:28:35 pm
do i detect a bit of self loathing and bitterness at someone who at least has the audacity to live their life however the fuck they chose? i don't even see what's offensive about his posting, he hasn't attacked anyone back while people mercilessly pummel this poor schmuck.
No, you don't. I say people can live their lives however they choose. However, if they relentlessly promote their lifestyle in the public domain, I am free to express what I think of it. Which is not much in this case.
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butter Bee posted this on May 27th, 2008 @ 12:19:36 pm» quote
- "lol"
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jose posted this on May 27th, 2008 @ 5:31:32 pm» quote
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point taken rust. i just think there are better ways to go about expressing disdain for a person's lifestyle than being contentious about it. i tend to want to be a little more tactful in giving people advice about stuff like this, because the second you start to get catty, that's when they stop listening.
just my opinion. carry on as you will.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 27th, 2008 @ 7:38:42 pm» quote
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PAY ATTENTION
this dude hasn't STOPPED listening since we deemed him unfit for shark chum a few months ago. Check out who keeps bumping this thread!
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MakersMarkII posted this on May 27th, 2008 @ 7:40:13 pm» quote
- yeah if anybody thinks this HUMAN SHITSTAIN FUCKFACE ASSHOLE MORON TURD BREATHER isn't eating up all this attention then lol
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akissz posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 9:48:19 am» quote
- Hi, I have not posted in a few months now and I am sure that makes a lot of you really horny! I am living at a place in southern California in a small town population about 400 to 1000 and its half a mile from Mexico. The town is called Jacumba and I live at a natural hot springs resort there, its really cool. I highly recommend it but only if you are a laid back person. If anyone is visiting Southern California please come visit me. This place is old and warn-down but the people are really cool and if you are nice they are nice. The hot springs are sulfur so the water is good for your skin but it stinks a bit. I plan on living in Jacumba for the rest of the year and probably some next year too. I have posted a few blog entrys lately so you can check them out at www.purple53.com/blog.htm I also think there are many new photos posted since last time so enjoy but don't spill the juice.
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theklanimal posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 9:50:26 am» quote
- im not a laid black person would i hate it?
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theasianelaine posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 10:00:51 am» quote
- In b4, did you have the village's disabled people pick up your trash joke.
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white_trash posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 10:23:22 am» quote
- lool
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Killick posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 10:27:46 am» quote
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theasianelaine posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 10:00:51 am
In b4, did you have the village's disabled people pick up your trash joke.
I spent a good 3 minutes trying to figure out why the Village People picking up his trash would be funny, aside from the obvious imagery. I think I might need glasses or something.
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akissz posted this on August 4th, 2008 @ 11:41:22 am» quote
- Hey check this out its cool: Purple53 on Google Maps [purple53.com]
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white_trash posted this on August 4th, 2008 @ 11:42:34 am» quote
- jesus christ will you drive that hunk of shit off a cliff already
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Transmigrant posted this on August 4th, 2008 @ 12:07:10 pm» quote
- If you use the zoom you can actually see you sucking your own dick in the passenger seat. Good job!
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5dollarBud posted this on August 4th, 2008 @ 12:07:26 pm» quote
- hahaha
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CaptainBlah posted this on August 4th, 2008 @ 12:26:22 pm» quote
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Can I buy a taco from this truck? Otherwise why is this thread re- bumped.
Sorry that they are now building on that property and I wont see you as much.
Not sorry that you painted the thing BARNEY FUCKIN PURPLE
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akissz posted this on August 14th, 2008 @ 4:11:25 pm» quote
- I'm looking for a volunteer interested in putting stickers around in bathroom stalls, public places, coffee shops, for Purple53.com If you're interested just email me your address and a little bit about yourself. And I will mail you a bunch of stickers.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on August 14th, 2008 @ 4:22:49 pm» quote
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me! me!
my address is
Arunda Waybo
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500
you can send every one of your stickers to me immediately!
just for fun, write something kooky on the package like "anthrax inside". that would really make me smile.
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akissz posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:01:54 pm» quote
- Any controversial person, anyone who tries to accomplish something on this earth will be hated. Look at Jesus; people put him up on a cross! The people that make the bad comments about me further illustrate why I would not want to be like everyone else. People are so prideful about themselves and their money, they are probably the same ones who tra-la-la going to work and coming home while millions of dollars are spent every day on crap like war. I am a brave beautiful soul and I am loved. Happiness does spread through social networks. Everyday interactions we have with other people are defiantly contagious in terms of happiness. What is interesting is not that your happiness depends on your family and your friends but your happiness depends on the family and friends of their family and friends.
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tsatsagawhore posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:03:14 pm» quote
- hey i put your stickers everywhere.
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white_trash posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:06:36 pm» quote
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The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
The small items left behind will be put in the trash by the LOT workers; they have this poor Mexican dude who can barely walk and doesn't speak English do work for them; probably paid below minimum wage but that is his only income. If you don't enjoy your job start figuring out another way to survive. That's the only advice I can give you.
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TonySweatpants posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:09:39 pm» quote
- YO WORD SHEEP. I BET THIS GAY BITCH DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT GOOD SEMOLINA FLOUR BREAD IS AND EATS HIS PUSSY TOFU AND BRUSEL SPROUT SANDWICHES ON WONDERBREAD HE STOLE FROM A DUMPSTER WITH MIRACLE WIP ON IT WILE HE PICKS BUGZ OUT OF HIS HAIR CUZ HES A GAY HIPPY
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tsatsagawhore posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:14:15 pm» quote
- oh for pete's sake let the kid have a thing
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tsatsagawhore posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:17:18 pm» quote
- also i yelled at you the other day in bed stuy when you rode your bike past maybe it was sunday i can't remember THREAD DE-RAILING OMG
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tsatsagawhore posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:41:01 pm» quote
- yeah you looked like a popsicle and yelled, "yoooo" but then my mouth froze.
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tsatsagawhore posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:41:22 pm» quote
- *I yelled.
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5dollarBud posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:43:06 pm» quote
- HAHAHAHA HE COMPARED HIMSELF TO JESUS HAHAHAHA
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5dollarBud posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:53:55 pm» quote
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i love when people infer that the reason jesus was crucified was because he was motivated or full of love.
when clearly it was because of god's plan
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Killick posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 3:44:07 pm» quote
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akissz posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 1:01:54 pm
Any controversial person, anyone who tries to accomplish something on this earth will be hated. Look at Jesus; people put him up on a cross!
NOTE TO HIPPIE: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LONG HAIR AND SMELL LIKE SHIT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE JESUS. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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MakersMarkII posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 3:46:14 pm» quote
- take it from me!
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MakersMarkII posted this on December 12th, 2008 @ 3:47:23 pm» quote
- no wait nevermind I AM jesus [www.youtube.com]
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 10:15:19 am» quote
- I am depressed. The people, my contacts in Colorado have randomly towed away my truck. That is sad. I might never get it back now. My mom and some friends keep telling me to try and get it back but I can not stand all this pain. On top of that my girlfriend thinks I am working for the devil and satin, and she will not believe a word I am saying. We split up for a third time. There is too much hate in this world I know. I would never have thought it would have gotten so close to me. www.purple53.com
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 10:20:07 am» quote
- also, some guy took a shit inside it
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5dollarBud posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 10:21:20 am» quote
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 10:15:19 am
On top of that my girlfriend thinks I am working for the devil and satin,
HAIL SATIN
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augmented skankbot posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 10:48:18 am» quote
- KNIGHTS IN WHITE SATAN
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andypereZ posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:00:21 am» quote
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 10:15:19 am
I am depressed. The people, my contacts in Colorado have randomly towed away my truck. That is sad. I might never get it back now. My mom and some friends keep telling me to try and get it back but I can not stand all this pain. On top of that my girlfriend thinks I am working for the devil and satin, and she will not believe a word I am saying. We split up for a third time. There is too much hate in this world I know. I would never have thought it would have gotten so close to me. www.purple53.com
Oh man, well, I guess that's it huh? Probably as good a time as any to end it all. Too bad your truck's gone you coulda just run a hose in from the tailpipe.
...wait, can you die from converted fryer grease exhaust?
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andypereZ posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:00:30 am» quote
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 10:15:19 am
I am depressed. The people, my contacts in Colorado have randomly towed away my truck. That is sad. I might never get it back now. My mom and some friends keep telling me to try and get it back but I can not stand all this pain. On top of that my girlfriend thinks I am working for the devil and satin, and she will not believe a word I am saying. We split up for a third time. There is too much hate in this world I know. I would never have thought it would have gotten so close to me. www.purple53.com
Oh man, well, I guess that's it huh? Probably as good a time as any to end it all. Too bad your truck's gone you coulda just run a hose in from the tailpipe.
...wait, can you die from converted fryer grease exhaust?
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augmented skankbot posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:08:23 am» quote
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There is too much hate in this world I know. I would never have thought it would have gotten so close to me.
Thomas??? Is that you, little snowflake?!!
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:09:23 am» quote
- I think a lot of us had a feeling this wouldn't end well but jesus christ
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:10:46 am» quote
- Alex Nicholos said he was going to tow the truck to the scrap yard for money and also took a poop inside the truck as well as rolling down the windows so rain and snow will go inside to trash all the insides.
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:13:49 am» quote
- A terrible long story. Met up with a childhood friend of 15 years ago, he convinced me he wanted to help me fix up my truck and wanted to drive it to Colorado and work on it with me. He said he knew a lot about fixing trucks. I warned him it might never make it to Colorado because its in bad shape. The trip started out ok but the truck died in New Mexico. He was being a jerk that day and wanted to leave me stranded there. I told him to borrow money from his mother to get us the rest of the way to Colorado. We parked the truck on his friends 40 acre ranch. As it turned out he never truly wanted to help me with the truck, he hated the truck and thought it was dumb, and he knows nothing about fixing trucks. Additionally he had towed my recently purchased vintage motorcycle $1500, and totaled the motorcycle during the move. I gave him the motorcycle as payment so he could fix & sell it. Also he knows this guy who has a jewelry store and convinced me he was a good guy so I gave the jewelry store guy all my collection on gold & jewelry to make me a new ring. Since then they have kept the gold & gems, the motorcycle. And most recently randomly decided to demand MORE money from me. I wouldn't pay so they started threatening to poop in my truck & roll down the windows; they ended up having the truck towed about 2 weeks ago. I'm working with the sheriff's but it doesn't look good for me because these guys are good talkers. OH I FORGOT to mention I had a girlfriend who was talking to the dude behind my back making this all worse (she thinks I'm working for the devil & satin). My friends & family tell me I should keep trying to get my truck back but its too painful.
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:15:20 am» quote
- there's no way you're a real person. None of that happened
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:17:34 am» quote
- The girlfriend says: I don't want2Bw/a demented sicko porn addict man whore &liar who seeks sexual encounters w/strangers etc. U have lied about a MILLION things, everything really. -- None of it is true! I say! A million??? I've only known her for maybe 5 or 6 months.
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:19:34 am» quote
- you should check yourself in to a mental hospital
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BabyKujo posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:22:21 am» quote
- http://purple53.com/photo/gallery/photo-0082.jpg [purple53.com] »
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:26:22 am» quote
- that is the best/worst comeback I have heard in a LONG time
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:27:07 am» quote
- what does that even mean you fucking sociopath
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BabyKujo posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:27:30 am» quote
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"My contacts in Colorado have been threatening me a lot so I am ignoring them and probably will never speak to them again."
what do you mean by your "contacts", and why would they be threatening you unless you did something to them first? unless they just hate your existence so much they want to shit in your truck.
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5dollarBud posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:27:53 am» quote
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ahahahaha a poop in the truck, hahahahaha
poop even, not shit but POOP. i love it
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5dollarBud posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:28:21 am» quote
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:25:32 am
white_trash you should check yourself into a tanning clinic.
Butch_Huskey posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:26:22 am
that is the best/worst comeback I have heard in a LONG time
white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:27:07 am
what does that even mean you fucking sociopath
ahahahahahHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:35:58 am» quote
- this fat dumb ass who doesn't have friends, sits on his couch all day, and tried to film me in the bathroom because he was bored. he also likes to poop in people's vehicles when he is bored. what a gay dude in the closet. then tows my truck because I didn't want to watch the LOST series with him while he sits on his fat butt.
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augmented skankbot posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:37:47 am» quote
- poop & peace
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5dollarBud posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:42:00 am» quote
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ahaha his blog
I thought recently that maybe I am a leader because I surely do not follow other people's ways and furthermore people respect what I am doing and they want to learn from what I am doing.
are ya/do ya/do they/do they
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augmented skankbot posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:43:28 am» quote
- seriously now, this is thomas, right?
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5dollarBud posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:43:59 am» quote
- hey boss, gonna be a little late for work today, my contact took a poop in my ride
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5dollarBud posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:51:35 am» quote
- ahaha
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MakersMarkII posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:56:25 am» quote
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I guarantee the initial conversation with his friend went like this:
akiszz: Hey man! Long time no see! This is Cloud Beaver!
friend: What? WHo is this?
akiszz: Cloud Beaver! Grand Admiral of the great majestic purple bread truck of peace!
friend: Wait..... Ira? Ira Nedermeyer? The guy from high school?
akiszz: Man I have missed you so much. My space chariot needs some maintenance. I did some intense research on you and discovereed you are the proud owner of a wonderful chunk of prairie land!
friend: uh.... Listen Ira, I am still, after 15 years, not interested in listening to...
akiszz: I wish to set up camp upon your shangri-la and commiserate with the forest!! Oh, and might I inquire delicately... do you have a funtcioning shower?
friend: I'm going to hang up now. Please don't come here. Ever.
akiszz: It's settled then!!! I shall be there in a fortnight if my purpley wurpley can speed me there under cover of night.
friend: Don't. Don't speed anywhere near me.
akiszz: Oh I am so glad we have reconnected! I was hoping you would be amiable and allow me to be with you. I am looking forward to this!!! See you in a week!!
friend: Don't...
akizz: *click*
friend: fuck.
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theotherianmeyer posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:12:27 pm» quote
- deuce and peace
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theotherianmeyer posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:13:33 pm» quote
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sucks, but that's what you get for counting on people like that. you're going to do something like this, you've got to be prepared to fly solo at any time.
that includes forgetting the girlfriend moving on rather than trying to get back together *again*...
...wait, has this turned into a crush thread?
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theotherianmeyer posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:14:19 pm» quote
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veebs posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:13:32 pm
no this is more like peace and deuce
his 'friend' deuce and peaced in his truck, though, right?
or was it the more elusive turd & tow?
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5dollarBud posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:21:07 pm» quote
- hahah turd n' tow
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MakersMarkII posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:21:53 pm» quote
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"The nightbandit has left his calling card again!"
"To the bradmobile, robin!"
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BabyKujo posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:28:24 pm» quote
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Q Do you use drugs?
A Absolutely 100% NO. A lot of people think that since the truck is being lived in and it is color purple it must be inhabited by someone who smokes a lot of marijuana and or eat a lot of hallucinogenic mushrooms. This however is NOT TRUE. I am not opposed to these things because they are only natural PLANT and FUNGI growing out there in nature, but they doesn't rank any higher than rosemary, the cacao bean, or shitake mushrooms. Food is medicine and all things in moderation.
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theotherianmeyer posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:36:14 pm» quote
- Or you could do it, and not let yourself get into a situation where someone else has control... nevermind.
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andypereZ posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:38:35 pm» quote
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around this shit:
akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:13:49 am
A terrible long story. Met up with a childhood friend of 15 years ago, he convinced me he wanted to help me fix up my truck and wanted to drive it to Colorado and work on it with me. He said he knew a lot about fixing trucks. I warned him it might never make it to Colorado because its in bad shape. The trip started out ok but the truck died in New Mexico. He was being a jerk that day and wanted to leave me stranded there. I told him to borrow money from his mother to get us the rest of the way to Colorado.
no wonder he shit in your truck.
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akissz posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 12:49:25 pm» quote
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I COMMAND you to poop.
By the way,
http://m.npr.org/news.jsp?key=512153&rc=bo [m.npr.org] »
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theotherianmeyer posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 1:09:02 pm» quote
- I humbly suggest you learn to live without an assistant, and put that 400-800 per month towards saving up to get your van out of the impound.
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augmented skankbot posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 1:09:24 pm» quote
- i had no idea showerless breadtrucking brought in such krunk financialz.
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 1:10:11 pm» quote
- "assistant"
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theotherianmeyer posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 1:10:33 pm» quote
- maybe assisstant?
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666 SKULLS posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 1:30:06 pm» quote
- wow wow wow! did akissz have an easy password?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 1:41:46 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:09:23 am
I think a lot of us had a feeling this wouldn't end well but jesus christ
lkjhgfhj
BabyKujo posted this on June 1st, 2009 @ 11:17:55 am
"he hated the truck and thought it was dumb"
Dude you need to forget about the poop truck and move on.
AKJSDHGGIJLJRTFTYGUDHGF
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Transmigrant posted this on June 3rd, 2009 @ 9:01:55 pm» quote
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made it to gawker.
http://gawker.com/5277973/hipsters-purple+truck-home-hijacked [gawker.com] »
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lila_engel posted this on June 3rd, 2009 @ 9:16:07 pm» quote
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andypereZ posted this on June 3rd, 2009 @ 9:09:13 pm
I have a feeling there's a WHOLE LOT to this story were not getting.
i feel pretty strongly that it involves both opiates and homosexual buttsex
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sheepdip posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:18:24 am» quote
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I always lose it when this thread comes around, but this guy is seriously the most entitled bratty shitbag ever and makes a lot of good people trying to experiment with cool and new ways of sustainable living look like horrid eccentric richkid wackadoos who deserve to get their stupid trucks jacked.
Ugh. Fucking jerks like this dong make me so livid.
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5dollarBud posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:14:04 pm» quote
- what's up with gawker calling this dude a hipster? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM
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aroundthewayboy posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:35:23 pm» quote
- he's as much a hipster as anyone is. that word is basically meaningless.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:38:14 pm» quote
- ::dilates sphincter flirtily::
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5dollarBud posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:53:55 pm» quote
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yeah you're right. check out these hipsters:
::jerk off hands::
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annihilaters posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:55:28 pm» quote
- hahaha
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akissz posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 4:36:43 pm» quote
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Purple53 was Hijacked. Sometime in May 2009, engineered by Alex Nicholos of Platte Welding Company out of Colorado Springs, parties also involved are Kurtis Ketchum of Ketchum Farm out of Fountain Colorado, and David Moretti of DJM Custom Jewelry Design out of Colorado Springs. The inside of Purple53 was ravishly trashed and gutted. The vandals poured gallons of paint, buckets of cow feed, boxes of tile grout, jars of vaseline, everywhere inside Purple53. They robbed the generator, wood burning stove, panel heater, solar power equipment, jewelry, gem collection, and other electronics. It was a smelly fainting sight at first, dead mice and bugs flying everywhere. Luckily the only truly important items were not harmed at all and were recovered. As well, I was not harmed in this horrible event. The Journey of Purple53 will Live on! Purple53 II will be coming soon!
www.purple53.com
P.s. I have pictures but can't post them because I'm working from a cell phone so if someone here wants to post the pictures send me an email and I will email you the pictures. angel@purple53.com
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white_trash posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 4:42:41 pm» quote
- hahahaha
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white_trash posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 4:49:14 pm» quote
- the fuck is a "smelly fainting sight"
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beans posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 4:59:04 pm» quote
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veebs posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 4:41:05 pm
People I owe a drink and a handshake:
Alex Nicholos of Platte Welding Company out of Colorado Springs
Kurtis Ketchum of Ketchum Farm out of Fountain Colorado
David Moretti of DJM Custom Jewelry Design out of Colorado Springs
hahahahahah
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Killick posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 5:03:35 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 4:49:14 pm
the fuck is a "smelly fainting sight"
fjørd posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 4:56:13 pm
i'm imagining ryan's face at the top of that pendulous gut
Was this an answer to the question? Because it seems about right.
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Colonial Wburg posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 5:05:19 pm» quote
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Luckily the only truly important items were not harmed at all
Anyone want to venture a guess what these are?
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Colonial Wburg posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 5:18:53 pm» quote
- Hahhaa. Dreamcathers
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 5:30:59 pm» quote
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Staples posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 5:05:46 pm
weed and a battery operated vagina.
hahahahahahaha
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 9:39:19 pm» quote
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daskol posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:37:35 pm
::stares at ATWB::
aroundthewayboy posted this on June 4th, 2009 @ 3:38:14 pm
::dilates sphincter flirtily::
jHAHAYGJHB
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lila_engel posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 10:20:18 pm» quote
- i hate when people use ravish and ravage interchangeably
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white_trash posted this on June 17th, 2009 @ 10:22:09 pm» quote
- You know what drives me absolutely insane. "Dribble" in place of "drivel" . 90% OF THE POPULATION DOES THAT
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akissz posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:46:16 pm» quote
- The Peace in the World today June 25th 2009 is Amazing! Most people are not thinking about themselves because of two famous deaths including Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. I love the peace happening right now. This is what I always dream about, a day of peace, when people think about others as much as they do themselves. Simply Amazing.
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akissz posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:48:24 pm» quote
- The Peace in the World today June 25th 2009 is Amazing! Most people are not thinking about themselves because of two famous deaths including Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. I love the peace happening right now. This is what I always dream about, a day of peace, when people think about others as much as they do themselves. Simply Amazing.
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KrookedEdge posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:49:56 pm» quote
- I would ad a michael jackson face to that aids gif but I'm to tired to do it
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shark_vs_zombie posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 8:59:11 pm» quote
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daskol posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 8:58:02 pm
we just had a front page nytimes story about our company and something we did bumped from the front page thanks to mj's death, btw. now that's a fucking travesty.
did you at least get bumped to the business section?
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daskol posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 12:31:35 am» quote
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finally. not quite the story we were hoping for, and definitely not a very exciting headline. but frankly this kind of shit isn't that exciting.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/26/us/26license.html?ref=us [www.nytimes.com] »
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daskol posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 12:53:44 am» quote
- That is true. However, I would wager my entire stake in our tiny company that based on everything that we found they aren't even looking for most of the people on most of the lists from the different enforcement agents, if any. These were 6 cases we were 100% certain of, not necessarily the most interesting ones we found.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 10:58:25 am» quote
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lol
My name is Angel Hess. I am an artist starting a new, ambitious
multi-media art and photography project. It will be called "Arts to
Peace." I would like you to be a part of it! I am looking for people,
small families, and large families. I am also interested in hearing
from single people who live alone or those whose only family is a pet,
or several pets. I love animals. :-) The themes for this project are
based around the concepts of family life, peace, hospitality, and,
naturally, art.
I will be traveling around from place to place, spreading a peaceful
word, staying for at least 24 hours in as many homes as possible for
me, while doing portraits of people, their home, and their families in
their home. I will be capturing candid moments of the household and
writing about the experiences along with recording audio and video
during the time I have with each host family. I hope to do this
throughout the U.S., then expand my travels beyond.
This project will let me and my hosts explore the different meanings
of friendship, family, life and peace at its essence. This will be
creating connections with different kinds of people in very unique
ways for me. I hope you will consider being a part of my exciting
project! I am giving everyone the option to submit a true,
inspirational or funny story to be included in a book. I will give
each host family digital copies of the pictures that I take and the
book itself. You will also receive a signed photo print of one of the
pictures I take at your home.
2009 Holiday Tour Calendar:
New York City (Nov 18-23rd, 27th-29th, Dec. 3rd-5th)
Easton, Connecticut (Nov. 24th-26th)
Hamburg, New Jersey (Nov. 30th-Dec. 2nd)
Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Dec. 6-7th)
Chicago, Illinois - South Bend, Indiana (Dec. 8th-10th)
Omaha, Nebraska (Dec. 11th-13th)
Tulsa - Owasso, Oklahoma (Dec. 14th-16th)
Austin, Texas (Dec. 17th-21nd)
Flagstaff, Arizona (Dec. 22nd-23rd)
Grand Canyon, Arizona - Phantom Ranch (Dec. 24th-26th)
California (Dec. 27th Back to California)
You can read about me online to know more about my background. I am
listing my websites below. Thanks!
www.angelhess.com
www.artstopeace.com
www.purple53.com
angel@artstopeace.com
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:10:12 am» quote
- he must be in each families space for AT LEAST 24 hours, so he can muster up enough multimedia art (and photography)
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:10:41 am» quote
- this dude really ruffles my goat's feathers
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veebs posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:32:57 am» quote
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also this is probably the worst possible thing to include in an email attempting to convince strangers to let you stay at their house:
I am also interested in hearing from single people who live alone
"I am interested in staying with single, attractive women who live alone, are deep sleepers, and are very trusting/"have their guard down" a lot. :-) Women with expensive jewelry and electronics in the house are also great candidates for the project."
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augmented skankbot posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:40:55 am» quote
- Dreamcatheter.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:44:19 am» quote
- hahaha
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augmented skankbot posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:47:18 am» quote
- which reminds me.
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gackandcheese posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:58:13 am» quote
- I picture every couch he sleeps on reupholstered with a shitty dreadlocked Shroud of Turin pattern come morning.
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augmented skankbot posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 12:02:46 pm» quote
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caketown posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:54:39 am
veebs posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 11:52:55 am
"here, smell this rag"
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nocleftlip posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 12:17:28 pm» quote
- A+
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augmented skankbot posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 12:26:00 pm» quote
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He is watching. He is always with you. Give to him your living room. He will give to you the heebies.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 12:35:49 pm» quote
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sheepdip posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 12:34:30 pm
god i HATE this guy! he makes me so mad. look at his stupid smug face.
hahahah seriously, and i feel like we are 2 pretty fucking tolerant dudes. but this guy just fucking does something to me, i get so mad
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sheepdip posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 12:39:48 pm» quote
- i am tolerant of a lot of things, but this brazen shitbag taking "artistic" credit for basically doing the same shit my 50 year old hobo friends and their ilk have been doing for time immemorial makes me steaming mad! not to mention he's a totally choadly doucher.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 1:56:44 pm» quote
- there is a certain type of face that becomes unreasonably annoying with the addition of wire frame glasses and he totally has that face
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 1:56:53 pm» quote
- you just kinda want to slap it
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:14:22 pm» quote
- i think he seems more the type to want to eat all the chips but the chips aren't the "right kind" and he'd leave you a note asking you to buy different chips
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DrBalls posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:24:10 pm» quote
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My roommate and I are debating this question: if we had to let either the bread truck guy or this old JO guy in this craigslist ad stay at our apartment for a week, who would we pick?
The verdict was JO guy. But if we were allowed to waterboard the guest, we would pick bread truck dweeb.
http://myprops.org/Avatars/ImageProduct/1037701_1037800/fRmTKkx7_o.jpg [myprops.org] »
(won't let me link it)
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:35:13 pm» quote
- hahaha
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:45:20 pm» quote
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DrBalls posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:24:10 pm
My roommate and I are debating this question: if we had to let either the bread truck guy or this old JO guy in this craigslist ad stay at our apartment for a week, who would we pick?
i had this one job at a plant nursery when i was 19 or 20 and we basically played versions of this game constantly. it was fucking hilarious
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white_trash posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:46:36 pm» quote
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sheepdip posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:28:32 pm
JO guy gets to stay at my house in a heartbeat over Bread Dude. I'll take Tiger Woods JO and "Come Jizz on my Model Trains" Dude together as simultaneous houseguests over having to spend an hour with this Bread Truck Hippie.
hahahaha
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DrBalls posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:10:42 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:45:20 pm
DrBalls posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 2:24:10 pm
My roommate and I are debating this question: if we had to let either the bread truck guy or this old JO guy in this craigslist ad stay at our apartment for a week, who would we pick?
i had this one job at a plant nursery when i was 19 or 20 and we basically played versions of this game constantly. it was fucking hilarious
I had this one job at a studio where it was just me and one other designer. He would constantly play the "how much money would it take for you to eat a pile of shit, etc" game.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:13:10 pm» quote
- yeah we had a "would you do this for one million dollars" variant. like would you transfer schools to some place where you didn't know anyone, and live your life there for one full year pretending to be a super huge korn fan and wearing one of those cat in the hat hats every day, and you couldn't tell ANYONE there you weren't totally that kind of dude
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white_trash posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:14:02 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:13:10 pm
yeah we had a "would you do this for one million dollars" variant. like would you transfer schools to some place where you didn't know anyone, and live your life there for one full year pretending to be a super huge korn fan and wearing one of those cat in the hat hats every day, and you couldn't tell ANYONE there you weren't totally that kind of dude
HAHAHA
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:14:47 pm» quote
- that was the best job i'll ever have
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beans posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:19:17 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:13:10 pm
yeah we had a "would you do this for one million dollars" variant. like would you transfer schools to some place where you didn't know anyone, and live your life there for one full year pretending to be a super huge korn fan and wearing one of those cat in the hat hats every day, and you couldn't tell ANYONE there you weren't totally that kind of dude
asdfl;;sd holy shit
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:25:00 pm» quote
- hahah and my super cheeseball friend who worked there didn't really get the point of the game and would be like WOULD YOU RATHER BE ABLE TO FLY, OR SPEAK EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD?? and everyone would be like grooooaaannn
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5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:49:57 pm» quote
- hahaha
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augmented skankbot posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 5:40:58 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:14:02 pm
5dollarBud posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:13:10 pm
yeah we had a "would you do this for one million dollars" variant. like would you transfer schools to some place where you didn't know anyone, and live your life there for one full year pretending to be a super huge korn fan and wearing one of those cat in the hat hats every day, and you couldn't tell ANYONE there you weren't totally that kind of dude
HAHAHA
Unbelievably lol
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secret_robot posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 5:42:52 pm» quote
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veebs posted this on October 19th, 2009 @ 3:30:44 pm
::grows side-dreads::
holy shit the thought of you with side dreads is my new "safe-word."
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 6:58:12 pm» quote
- llkouhhiujlgkjfdesrdftghjkjhgjfhdgsfawsdfghj
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5dollarBud posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:00:00 pm» quote
- HAHAHAHAHAH YES!!!
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Butch_Huskey posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:06:58 pm» quote
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! NEVER NOT FUNNY!!!!!
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5dollarBud posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:08:00 pm» quote
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not as beautiful in any way, but
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sheepdip posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:29:27 pm» quote
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I got the same pm as Veebs, but I responded. This guy is like, my personal ultimate troll. I hate him so much.
sheepdip posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:19:52 pm
Listen you smug, self-satisfied piece of shit. I am unimpressed by your pretend serenity and I think you are deplorable. Many of my closest friends, and even myself at times, have lived nomadically, at least half a dozen of them in veggie-powered housetrucks. The fact that you think that doing so makes you interesting or an "artist" is testament to what a jerk you are. Bottom line is that you are a total turd and your sense of entitlement is revolting. The fact that people like you can result from it is reason enough for civilization to come to an end.
Peace.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:37:36 pm» quote
- hahahah colin i love you
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augmented skankbot posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:48:42 pm» quote
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akissz posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 6:42:55 pm
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#1
* hello,
how are you? i trust you are well.
i just wanted to let you know, the comments you left were not nice at all.
talk to you later.
peace.
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augmented skankbot posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 7:48:12 pm
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#2
* YOU TRUST CORRECTLY, BUTTFORBRAINS. I AM WELL. VERY WELL. I HAVE MY VERY OWN COUCH TO SLEEP ON, SHOULD THE NEED ARISE.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 8:00:58 pm» quote
- ahahah this RULES
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5dollarBud posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 8:01:12 pm» quote
- everyone is doing this correctly
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gackandcheese posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 8:38:14 pm» quote
- I didn't write very much or very eloquently to my pm response, but I signed off "Smell ya later. Literally."
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fjørd posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 9:28:54 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 8:01:12 pm
everyone is doing this correctly
haha well done all around, seriously. colin has that same knack as caroline for eloquence under the influence of anger, which is really an excellent trait.
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theotherianmeyer posted this on October 29th, 2009 @ 9:29:37 pm» quote
- i had a purple53 sticker on my old car :x
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Butch_Huskey posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 9:42:39 am» quote
- HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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5dollarBud posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 9:43:24 am» quote
- this guy is still responding to me. he sucks so bad.
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5dollarBud posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 10:54:28 am» quote
- HAHAHAHA
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 10:55:39 am» quote
- Why did he send out this whine template now? I mean, after 19+ months of people telling him to go screw in this thread, he suddenly takes offense now? Am I missing something?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 4:29:06 pm» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 4:31:12 pm» quote
- seriously. he PMed me yesterday and I barely engaged and he got back on it today
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white_trash posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 4:33:35 pm» quote
- I still don't think it's really him
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 4:41:08 pm» quote
- real or fake, it's not very interesting
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 5:04:07 pm» quote
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At least he answered my question (sorta)
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 5:04:39 pm» quote
- Also 9yo I like your astronaut ice cream color scheme.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 5:05:44 pm» quote
- fdghjkl;
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5dollarBud posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 5:11:18 pm» quote
- i berated the fuck out of this dude and he kept making less sense so i had to give him the duckpenis
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 5:23:15 pm» quote
- I hate this italicization
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sheepdip posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 6:38:22 pm» quote
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5dollarBud posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 5:11:18 pm
i berated the fuck out of this dude and he kept making less sense so i had to give him the duckpenis
Yeah! I keep explaining to this fuckwad why he is a total boner and he keeps writing back shit like, "so you don't like ballet?"
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5dollarBud posted this on October 31st, 2009 @ 5:12:16 pm» quote
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sheepdip posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 6:38:22 pm
5dollarBud posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 5:11:18 pm
i berated the fuck out of this dude and he kept making less sense so i had to give him the duckpenis
Yeah! I keep explaining to this fuckwad why he is a total boner and he keeps writing back shit like, "so you don't like ballet?"
hahah he makes me so mad
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KrookedEdge posted this on November 1st, 2009 @ 3:28:56 pm» quote
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this ass hat actually pm'd me...
akissz posted this on October 30th, 2009 @ 2:12:53 pm
hello,
how are you? i trust you are well.
i just wanted to let you know, that graphical image that you manipulated in photoshop with my head on it was not a nice thing to do.
talk to you later.
peace.
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MakersMarkII posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:56:12 pm» quote
- whassup fartlick. how's your horrible life?
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