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  • 5dollarBud posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:44:02 pm
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  • post posts that are fucking ridiculous out of context. do not explain the context or what thread it was in.

    ex:



    9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:32:27 pm
    I dunno. I click on this american flag thing and there's a nutsack in it
  • doom posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:44:51 pm
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  • (x) favorited
  • beans posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:45:25 pm
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  • Hahhahaha I predict this thread being at least 90% 9yo posts
  • kristin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:47:29 pm
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  • goldsoundz posted this on June 10th, 2008 @ 7:52:34 pm
    Pregnancies, to name but one example.
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:49:50 pm
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  • thomas posted this on June 14th, 2008 @ 9:54:43 pm
    there's only one thomas =)
  • doom posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:50:56 pm
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  • jenners posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 12:07:37 pm
    Anne Rice is rumored to stock entire walk-in pantries FULL of Tab.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:53:19 pm
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  • jonathan posted this on April 26th, 2006 @ 8:55:43 pm
    718-415-6241
  • kristin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:56:04 pm
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  • BGREYS posted this on September 12th, 2006 @ 3:34:48 pm
    I did it a few times back in the day. but the most you ever get is like 6 bucks. right now Im just a collector.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:57:43 pm
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  • exactly, roxy. exactly.
  • jarrod posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:59:44 pm
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  • bryan posted this on May 19th, 2008 @ 11:59:34 am
    hmm i would say more like an appalachian elf, but short answer yes
  • doom posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:00:19 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 2:05:17 pm
    forcing it to happen is illegal, i think
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:01:44 pm
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  • kristin posted this on February 7th, 2008 @ 1:48:01 pm
    hahahaha they are GERMAN???
  • beans posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:02:13 pm
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  • Colonial Wburg posted this on June 16th, 2008 @ 4:46:22 pm
    I've been sitting in a pile of my own feces for the last 5 hours.
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:04:27 pm
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  • YrFavoriteBodega posted this on March 20th, 2006 @ 1:08:42 pm
    in asia, im considered kinda black
  • kristin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:07:53 pm
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  • eliz posted this on July 4th, 2006 @ 3:44:38 am
    nope, haven't been on that bad boy in months
  • beans posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:08:14 pm
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  • HAHA I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT POST AGAIN ASLDF
  • beans posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:08:37 pm
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    #20
  • Evan's, I mean.
  • jarrod posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:10:26 pm
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  • jarrod posted this on June 9th, 2008 @ 6:29:48 pm
    if i put this on my balls, will it turn blue?
  • theasianelaine posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:12:13 pm
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  • selena posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 1:42:16 pm
    gah petting my two bastards, it's like watching tumbleweeds mating and breeding
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:23:41 pm
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  • Staples posted this on December 18th, 2007 @ 10:09:50 pm
    i read a book one time
  • fjørd posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:26:40 pm
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  • thomas posted this on December 5th, 2007 @ 6:18:07 pm
    my life is a roman tragedy
  • fjørd posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:27:30 pm
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  • BGREYS posted this on June 21st, 2007 @ 3:39:40 pm
    YOU HAVE TWO GROUPS, PEOPLE THAT HAVE SEEN YOU CRY/KILL SOMEONE AND EVERYONE ELSE.
  • kristin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:28:12 pm
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  • i think you guys are finding funny one liners.
    mine are OUT OF CONTEXT
  • roxylola posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:28:18 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 11:43:53 am
    if i see anyone on that dr seuss horsecock, i'll kick them so hard in the butthole, the popping sound will be audible for a square block
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:32:46 pm
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  • Tinsel_WashingTeeth posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 2:13:25 pm
    fuck no. actually yes.
  • roxylola posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:33:27 pm
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  • lol i love this thread
  • albrigo posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 5:43:50 pm
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  • selena posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 4:16:26 pm
    hmmm well based on the photos, i'm going with mom.
  • curtyV posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 6:07:04 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 9th, 2006 @ 8:30:45 am
    the sandwich was delicious, and i won't be paying for it for 20 yrs.

    sandwich > college


    yeah jim, maybe if yuo went to college you'd realize most people pay for sandwiches before or right after eating them
  • thomas posted this on June 17th, 2008 @ 6:07:22 pm
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  • lol @ me
  • 5dollarBud posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 9:45:15 am
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  • white_trash posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 12:57:13 am
    REALLY FAST when Satan is in my bedroom
  • BabyKujo posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 9:49:36 am
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  • josh posted this on July 2nd, 2008 @ 12:03:29 pm
    fuckin english teachers. that line of work is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
  • theasianelaine posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 9:50:29 am
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  • That comment didn't make sense in context either. hahaha.
  • aroundthewayboy posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 10:17:03 am
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  • i think it has to be things that are boring in context, but funny out of context. such as:


    Colonial Wburg posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 9:29:04 am
    They all have lips. I think you're just looking at it wrong.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 10:23:14 am
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  • the general idear is that when posted in here removed of its context, it should appear totally bizarre. LIKE IT SAYS IN THE FIRST POST
  • butter Bee posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 10:24:05 am
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  • hahaha awtwb i almost posted that one.
  • butter Bee posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 10:33:25 am
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    #39
  • i guess i put in an extra w there. oops.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 3:25:35 pm
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  • white_trash posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 3:23:52 pm
    there's a more recent one of a guy getting speared in the asshole, I can't find it
  • beans posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 3:28:24 pm
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  • Berzerko posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 2:48:27 pm
    I grew up on big boobs.
  • DrBalls posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 4:59:15 pm
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  • Sbordone posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 4:48:57 pm
    you can borrow the skull axe. It'll help balance out the "crazy" vibe in the room
  • DrBalls posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 5:05:21 pm
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    #43
  • Sbordone's post history is a virtual goldmine for this thread.


    Sbordone posted this on July 16th, 2008 @ 3:42:36 pm
    you gotta think of it more like rum in cake or pudding genie
  • selena posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 5:27:20 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 3:04:22 pm
    Whenever a guy asks me if he can bust one on my chest piece I know its gonna be a long weird night
  • Berzerko posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 5:32:11 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 3:04:22 pm
    Whenever a guy asks me if he can bust one on my chest piece I know its gonna be a long weird night

    this would be an excellent opener for a novel.
  • selena posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 5:34:05 pm
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  • it's the new "it was a dark and stormy night"
  • Berzerko posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 2:42:42 pm
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  • postnobills posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 2:33:03 pm
    lol

    i wonder of hog is sweating right now
  • postnobills posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 2:46:57 pm
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  • thomas posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 2:15:51 pm
    VERBALLY, I'M ILLER THAN AN AIDS PATIENT
  • mad posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 2:49:09 pm
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  • rust posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 2:12:24 pm
    are you ferret friendly
  • mad posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 2:59:08 pm
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  • (o)_(O)
  • aroundthewayboy posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 3:01:55 pm
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  • discongeniality posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 8:05:48 pm
    also, thats only like 2 abortions.
  • aroundthewayboy posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 3:03:42 pm
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  • MAD posted this on July 17th, 2008 @ 2:42:09 pm
    what about covered by sheer fabric
  • mad posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 3:22:38 pm
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  • megp posted this on July 18th, 2008 @ 3:04:17 pm
    spinach isn't an herb.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on July 22nd, 2008 @ 11:28:44 am
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  • augmented skankbot posted this on July 21st, 2008 @ 9:31:42 pm
    the smell of apple juice does it for me
  • twiggy posted this on July 22nd, 2008 @ 5:37:08 pm
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  • Colonial Wburg posted this on July 22nd, 2008 @ 5:35:39 pm
    When I was growing up, there was a retarded girl down the street named Jodie.
  • ChugBrews posted this on July 22nd, 2008 @ 5:40:32 pm
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  • theotherianmeyer posted this on June 10th, 2008 @ 1:58:16 pm
    but you're still an asshole.
  • ninly posted this on July 22nd, 2008 @ 7:25:06 pm
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  • IMEYER posted this on September 29th, 2005 @ 2:46:01 pm
    Myself excluded.
  • twiggy posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 11:35:07 am
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  • andyplovnick posted this on July 21st, 2008 @ 2:07:28 pm
    can i snag the lube?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 11:35:51 am
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  • hahahah YUSSSSSSSS
  • mad posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 11:42:08 am
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on July 22nd, 2008 @ 11:48:07 pm
    i tried, she screamed/croaked
  • ninly posted this on July 23rd, 2008 @ 11:50:14 am
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  • RICH HALL posted this on July 17th, 2007 @ 12:02:09 am
    IF THE POPE SHITS IN THE WOODS...
  • white_trash posted this on August 4th, 2008 @ 11:41:04 am
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  • sarahRULES posted this on August 4th, 2008 @ 11:37:57 am
    getting lasered near your asshole ain't no walk in the park
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 4:40:23 pm
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  • KrookedEdge posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 3:12:48 pm
    maybe the choad was a promotion for that ad campaign?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 4:42:34 pm
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  • free choads are replacing free t-shirts in credit card promotions on campuses across the country
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 4:45:25 pm
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  • You just open up the glossy envelope and... well, you know.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 4:47:57 pm
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  • GUYS!!!! STOP HACKIN! THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE CHOADS AT THE QUAD!
  • ilikerufies posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 8:17:55 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 9:45:15 am
    white_trash posted this on July 3rd, 2008 @ 12:57:13 am
    REALLY FAST when Satan is in my bedroom

    ahahHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
  • white_trash posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 8:28:33 pm
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  • haha i forgot what that was even from
  • white_trash posted this on September 16th, 2008 @ 8:37:28 pm
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  • oh yeah....jagermeister and coke binge
  • 5dollarBud posted this on October 17th, 2008 @ 11:24:58 am
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  • micon posted this on October 17th, 2008 @ 11:22:05 am
    i wanna see some hairless ones and some scottish folds. after that, im done.
  • beans posted this on October 17th, 2008 @ 11:26:05 am
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  • ahahhahahaha
  • facials? posted this on October 17th, 2008 @ 11:39:41 am
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  • (can you nominate yrself?)

    facials? posted this on June 24th, 2008 @ 12:43:21 pm
    ignore the fecal colony of roaches...

    really no one?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on October 30th, 2008 @ 3:10:22 pm
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  • Staples posted this on October 30th, 2008 @ 3:00:43 pm
    are jellies comfortable? i think they're cute.
  • kristin posted this on October 30th, 2008 @ 3:11:37 pm
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  • stainedandlit posted this on October 29th, 2008 @ 10:42:50 pm
    i wanted to, but i thought that would be weird. she was carrieanne's shorter sister
  • 5dollarBud posted this on November 12th, 2008 @ 4:15:57 pm
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  • Jamie posted this on November 12th, 2008 @ 4:15:03 pm
    I'm a really tactile person, I think that's part of it...I like all those sensations hitting my tongue at once!








    (sorry)
  • postnobills posted this on November 12th, 2008 @ 4:16:30 pm
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  • i came in here to post that (._.)
  • 5dollarBud posted this on December 4th, 2008 @ 11:06:26 am
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  • Sbordone posted this on December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:42:51 pm
    hahahaha. actors' heads. hahahahaha!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on December 10th, 2008 @ 8:19:33 pm
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  • the.black.eye posted this on July 10th, 2008 @ 4:03:34 pm
    I'm feel you.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on January 4th, 2009 @ 2:23:31 am
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  • goldsoundz posted this on January 3rd, 2009 @ 9:11:22 pm
    It looks more like engorged labia than buttocks, neither of which are orifices.
  • borisa...shit posted this on January 4th, 2009 @ 12:53:41 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on January 3rd, 2009 @ 7:09:04 pm
    the dude in the gilligan hat pissing is my spirit animal
  • borisa...shit posted this on January 4th, 2009 @ 12:56:04 pm
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  • kristin posted this on December 29th, 2008 @ 5:07:39 pm
    go for it! you don't wear pants, do you?
  • jeproxcity posted this on January 4th, 2009 @ 9:07:37 pm
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  • selena posted this on January 4th, 2009 @ 8:59:23 pm
    Like ice sculptures. Only edible. Well some parts, anyway
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on January 9th, 2009 @ 1:41:27 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 9th, 2009 @ 1:38:03 pm
    i was starting to find that girl kinda cute for some reason. they said her taco tasted like cat food hahah
  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 9th, 2009 @ 1:48:08 pm
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  • HAHAHAHAHAH

    i just audibly guffawed
  • veebs posted this on January 12th, 2009 @ 1:15:43 pm
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  • fjørd posted this on November 6th, 2008 @ 4:26:03 pm
    they have a bunch of styles, not just my jungle shit
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 1:48:40 am
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  • roxylola posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 1:36:37 am
    You look azn in that toilet.
  • gaybones posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 8:47:49 pm
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  • .francesca posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 3:44:56 pm
    stay the fuck away from my shower curtain, jodie, or i'll punch you in the throat.
  • white_trash posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 10:16:15 pm
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  • el_zuuf posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 4:20:32 pm
    I was groping someone and they asked if I was jim...
  • white_trash posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 10:16:58 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 4:04:34 pm
    i just like, did it with someone. they asked me to
  • white_trash posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 10:17:46 pm
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  • caketown posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 5:11:18 pm
    i just punched a lady in the head for MINUTES.
  • white_trash posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 10:18:05 pm
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  • white_trash posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 5:14:55 pm
    I offered him a blowjob and he kneed me in the face
  • brooklyn_ael posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 10:24:59 pm
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  • damnit, you beat me to it.
  • kristin posted this on January 14th, 2009 @ 10:28:55 pm
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    #99
  • reading this i can't even remember what the context was for THINGS I SAID
  • jarrod posted this on January 19th, 2009 @ 5:25:49 pm
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  • Killick posted this on January 19th, 2009 @ 5:22:28 pm
    I'm only wearing a tshirt porky pig style and am rubbing peanut butter on my thighs. About to take the dog off the leash.
  • fjørd posted this on January 19th, 2009 @ 7:29:49 pm
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  • Jamie posted this on January 19th, 2009 @ 7:23:42 pm
    nice octopus! where'd you get it?
  • caketown posted this on January 26th, 2009 @ 6:45:26 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2009 @ 4:57:43 pm
    so basically either he or that donkey was trippin
  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 30th, 2009 @ 3:47:34 pm
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  • daskol posted this on January 30th, 2009 @ 3:46:22 pm
    that shit about the chick being alive is bullshit, but this ranks right up there with the most disgusting things I've ever eaten. crunchy little bones.
  • reggie posted this on January 30th, 2009 @ 3:51:21 pm
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  • haha some of these are gems:

    *

    *
    5dollarBud posted this on October 30th, 2008 @ 3:10:22 pm
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    #77
    * Staples posted this on October 30th, 2008 @ 3:00:43 pm
    are jellies comfortable? i think they're cute.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 9th, 2009 @ 11:53:13 am
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  • ghobot posted this on February 9th, 2009 @ 11:47:50 am
    oh wait, thats panties. i thought that was a slice of pizza.
  • annieb posted this on February 9th, 2009 @ 7:49:47 pm
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  • andypereZ posted this on February 9th, 2009 @ 7:47:34 pm
    I thought the doctor said the ointment would make the etching go away.
  • theasianelaine posted this on February 10th, 2009 @ 10:11:43 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 10th, 2009 @ 10:05:11 pm
    you can smoke out of that goldfish, right
  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 10th, 2009 @ 10:13:28 pm
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    #109
  • lol, should have known
  • brooklyn_ael posted this on February 20th, 2009 @ 2:17:19 pm
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    #111
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 20th, 2009 @ 2:02:44 pm
    I kinda wish it was a little bigger. Only 18" high.
  • twiggy posted this on February 22nd, 2009 @ 11:29:32 pm
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  • MakersMarkII posted this on February 22nd, 2009 @ 10:28:17 pm
    i mean really. They might as well be screaming "nigger rape rape nigger".
  • caketown posted this on March 1st, 2009 @ 12:06:08 am
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 28th, 2009 @ 11:04:19 pm
    I AM DOOKIEFINGER
  • veebs posted this on March 4th, 2009 @ 12:28:03 pm
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    #115
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on March 4th, 2009 @ 12:26:57 pm
    My butthole gives up.
  • caketown posted this on March 4th, 2009 @ 12:28:55 pm
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  • this is also a great quote to follow "I AM DOOKIEFINGER."
  • jarrod posted this on March 5th, 2009 @ 7:08:34 pm
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    #117
  • DENTER posted this on March 5th, 2009 @ 6:21:08 pm
    911 was crazy
  • veebs posted this on March 16th, 2009 @ 9:14:49 pm
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    #118
  • eliz posted this on March 16th, 2009 @ 9:12:21 pm
    he has a bigger one than that and it's in the living room
  • beans posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 7:58:18 pm
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  • veebs posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 7:54:32 pm
    Albrigo lowered my self-esteem for an hour yesterday
  • veebs posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 8:01:54 pm
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  • haha when I saw that this was bumped for a second I was like "maybe it's my Albrigo post? nah."
  • veebs posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 11:07:03 pm
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    #121
  • borisa...shit posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 11:05:59 pm
    I want to dive right into that pile of fluff.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 11:11:18 pm
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    #122
  • hahhahah that statement made me uncomfortable too.
  • veebs posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 11:24:30 pm
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    #123
  • you want uncomfortable? watch that smallest penis video in the howard stern thread
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on April 7th, 2009 @ 4:04:25 pm
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    #124
  • DENTER posted this on April 7th, 2009 @ 3:51:48 pm
    PSSSH=street sweeper, brewdog snap...uhhh
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on April 7th, 2009 @ 4:08:25 pm
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    #126
  • veebs posted this on April 6th, 2009 @ 11:24:30 pm
    you want uncomfortable? watch that smallest penis video in the howard stern thread


    oh i did and I wanted to crawl under a rock and die for those people.
  • beans posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:18:12 am
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  • asdfjkl; posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:21:36 am
    dude i think i am a fire cock
  • veebs posted this on April 13th, 2009 @ 4:04:35 pm
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    #128
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on April 13th, 2009 @ 2:56:55 pm
    WITH OR WITHOUT WEINER
  • veebs posted this on May 5th, 2009 @ 8:28:52 pm
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    #129
  • white_trash posted this on May 5th, 2009 @ 8:24:26 pm
    gunt kisses are the best
  • lila_engel posted this on May 5th, 2009 @ 8:44:43 pm
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    #130
  • that one was killing me, too, jim.
  • jarrod posted this on May 8th, 2009 @ 4:50:56 pm
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    #131
  • white_trash posted this on May 8th, 2009 @ 4:49:35 pm
    well give me something new to do with a potato
  • white_trash posted this on May 8th, 2009 @ 4:52:05 pm
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    #133
  • haha i think i just posted a better one actually
  • real_original posted this on May 8th, 2009 @ 4:52:35 pm
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    #134
  • quote]white_trash posted this on May 8th, 2009 @ 4:51:28 pm
    i'll put it my ass, I don't care, it's Friday.[/quote]
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 3:48:22 pm
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    #136
  • Staples posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 3:40:38 pm
    desperation is a stinky cologne.
  • Caaah posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 5:12:50 pm
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  • hahaha. Though I must say that one makes sense EVERYWHERE.
  • Caaah posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 5:28:45 pm
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    #139
  • that it is
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 12:42:31 pm
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    #140
  • sweetwillis posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 12:40:49 pm
    a)that is man finger.
    b)it is broken not attached to a crow bar.
    c)it is a figure of speech and not even my figure of speech but something that made me laugh when i was miserable because a boy was mean to me and my friend talked me through my crazy and made me laugh with her broken picker talk.
    d)who is francesca?
  • beans posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 12:43:42 pm
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    #141
  • Hahhahaha THAT IS A MAN FINGER
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 12:58:08 pm
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    #142
  • hahah that one is truly a doozy
  • sweetwillis posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 12:59:10 pm
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    #143
  • how is that out of context?
  • beans posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 12:59:17 pm
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    #144
  • hahah I even threw in an accidental 'a', the original one is even better
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 1:14:58 pm
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    #145
  • Man finger.
    He's the man, the man with the midas touch.
    A spider's touch.
    Such a tan finger.
    Beckons you to enter his web of sin
    But don't go in.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 1:40:03 pm
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  • sweetwillis posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 12:59:10 pm
    how is that out of context?


    because.......i put it in this thread
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 1:40:20 pm
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  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 19th, 2009 @ 1:14:58 pm
    Man finger.
    He's the man, the man with the midas touch.
    A spider's touch.
    Such a tan finger.
    Beckons you to enter his web of sin
    But don't go in.


    hahahah
  • caketown posted this on August 10th, 2009 @ 11:10:37 am
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  • yawn posted this on August 10th, 2009 @ 11:09:42 am
    It's not like it has AIDS after I'm done with it, it just looks a little worse for wear.
  • yawn posted this on August 10th, 2009 @ 11:10:56 am
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    #149
  • that was fast
  • 5dollarBud posted this on August 27th, 2009 @ 10:39:39 am
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    #150
  • white_trash posted this on August 27th, 2009 @ 10:31:40 am
    there are a lot of vaginas like that.
  • white_trash posted this on August 27th, 2009 @ 10:45:13 am
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    #151
  • haha that's a ridiculous statement even in context
  • 5dollarBud posted this on August 27th, 2009 @ 10:49:11 am
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    #152
  • i know haha, it works either way
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on August 27th, 2009 @ 12:46:42 pm
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    #153
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on August 27th, 2009 @ 12:36:46 pm
    HARD
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on August 27th, 2009 @ 12:55:03 pm
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    #156
  • aslkdfjsdf oh well then that's completely acceptable.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 1:56:58 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 1:52:42 pm
    shut up. mexican.


    except...not really.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 1:58:47 pm
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    #158
  • explain yrself


    *cues up Evan's thread*
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 2:00:34 pm
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    #159
  • I don't have to explain myself to ANYBODY!
















    ::cries, runs away::
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 2:02:02 pm
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    #161
  • I just liked it standing alone. without it actually being in reference to a mexican.
  • legalize_it posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 3:21:49 pm
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    #166
  • god he's such a freak. would totally boanar
  • QueQue posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 3:22:31 pm
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    #167
  • i want u.
  • Luther_Blisset posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 3:46:53 pm
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    #168
  • If you and your friend jack were riding horses, and when you were done, jack had trouble dismounting the horse, would you help jack off the horse?
  • Sbordone posted this on September 22nd, 2009 @ 3:48:33 pm
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  • 5dollarBud
    Subject: i'm becoming obsessed w/ this guy
  • veebs posted this on September 29th, 2009 @ 11:37:18 am
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    #171
  • porkbun posted this on September 29th, 2009 @ 11:11:48 am
    this explains why my rectum just twitched eagerly
  • fjørd posted this on September 30th, 2009 @ 11:47:34 pm
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  • eliz posted this on September 30th, 2009 @ 5:50:00 pm
    i'd just like to state i am neither of those two countries
  • 5dollarBud posted this on October 21st, 2009 @ 4:22:21 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on October 21st, 2009 @ 4:20:31 pm
    it's not my fault. I'm visiting family.

    *farts*

  • eliz posted this on October 21st, 2009 @ 6:07:08 pm
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  • fjørd posted this on September 30th, 2009 @ 11:47:34 pm
    eliz posted this on September 30th, 2009 @ 5:50:00 pm
    i'd just like to state i am neither of those two countries


    HAHAHAH i never saw this
  • fjørd posted this on November 4th, 2009 @ 5:07:04 pm
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  • lila_engel posted this on November 4th, 2009 @ 5:04:50 pm
    Haha a stroke victim
  • 5dollarBud posted this on November 4th, 2009 @ 5:08:07 pm
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  • ahahahah excellent!
  • white_trash posted this on November 5th, 2009 @ 1:28:26 am
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    #178
  • 5dollarBud posted this on November 5th, 2009 @ 1:26:25 am
    i love crap
  • yawn posted this on November 5th, 2009 @ 4:32:29 pm
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  • Jamie posted this on November 5th, 2009 @ 4:30:47 pm » quote #7
    Don't worry Evan, I will be sure to slip it in somewhere just for you.
  • stool posted this on November 6th, 2009 @ 6:31:36 am
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on November 4th, 2009 @ 12:36:46 pm
    i have a little one!
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on November 6th, 2009 @ 10:29:43 pm
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  • sweetwillis posted this on November 6th, 2009 @ 10:26:21 pm » quote
    That goat is not holding on.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on November 7th, 2009 @ 3:18:12 am
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    #185
  • ahhahh don nooooooo
  • veebs posted this on November 16th, 2009 @ 12:10:54 am
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    #186
  • eliz posted this on November 15th, 2009 @ 11:50:35 pm
    i want every male member of wboard... to put one in for a night. together
  • eliz posted this on November 16th, 2009 @ 12:17:21 am
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    #188
  • white_trash posted this on November 16th, 2009 @ 12:06:26 am
    haha I have no idea, it went right through.
  • annieb posted this on December 10th, 2009 @ 8:21:09 pm
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  • QueQue posted this on December 10th, 2009 @ 8:11:52 pm
    damn that just made my mouth water, no homo.
  • QueQue posted this on December 10th, 2009 @ 10:13:36 pm
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    #190
  • hahah i knew that was gonna get called out somewhere
  • Sbordone posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 12:31:01 pm
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    #191
  • reggie posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 11:58:57 am
    no one ever puts down a juggalo! no one!
  • reggie posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 12:41:25 pm
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  • even out of context, it's the truth!
  • white_trash posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 11:38:19 pm
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    #193
  • fjørd posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 11:32:56 pm
    it's true - i love vredesteins, and HATE armadillos.
  • Sbordone posted this on February 2nd, 2010 @ 12:09:32 am
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    #194
  • .francesca posted this on December 1st, 2009 @ 7:55:14 pm » quote#450
    sorry scott, the straight thing just can't happen anymore.

    and OH WHOA, JIM
  • .francesca posted this on February 2nd, 2010 @ 1:08:27 am
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  • how's it out of context? i'm responding to your comment about my straight hair and jim's photo of his ex resembling me.
  • Sbordone posted this on February 2nd, 2010 @ 1:26:43 am
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    #196
  • do you really not understand the premise of this thread or is this another one of those jokes that only you get?
  • .francesca posted this on February 2nd, 2010 @ 7:01:11 am
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    #197
  • me and evan. that's a really important thing to consider.
  • caketown posted this on February 2nd, 2010 @ 7:17:29 am
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    #198
  • it's out of context because it's in this thread.
  • fjørd posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 9:22:57 am
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    #199
  • augmented skankbot posted this on February 3rd, 2010 @ 1:58:28 pm
    I could vomit all day.
  • fjørd posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:06:01 am
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    #200
  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:02:45 am
    it was attached to a male strip joint. what a hole
  • beans posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:06:48 am
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    #201
  • hhahahahh wtf WHERE IS THAT
  • fjørd posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:10:05 am
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    #202
  • ps

    show spoiler
  • .francesca posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:27:39 am
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    #203
  • someone put 'deal with it' glasses on that guy
  • QueQue posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:41:28 am
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    #204
  • .francesca posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:27:39 am
    someone put 'deal with it' glasses on that guy


    hahahh fuck, thatd be good
  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:42:44 am
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    #205
  • fjørd posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:06:01 am
    5dollarBud posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:02:45 am
    it was attached to a male strip joint. what a hole


    hahah oops
  • veebs posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:17:28 am
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    #206
  • Jamie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 1:27:16 am
    let me know if you have anything that needs tasting!
  • veebs posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:40:09 am
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    #208
  • haha i couldn't resist
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:42:55 am
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    #210
  • reggie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 11:56:30 pm
    doing it with a bunch of people is the only way to do it right.
  • daskol posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 9:23:21 am
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    #211
  • wait, I think that's better in context than it is out of it
  • fjørd posted this on February 16th, 2010 @ 3:18:32 pm
     » quote
    #212
  • jordivision posted this on February 16th, 2010 @ 3:12:44 pm
    if i had a baby for everytime i couldn't find the black one in the dark...
  • QueQue posted this on February 16th, 2010 @ 3:19:02 pm
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    #213
  • hahahah
  • Caaah posted this on February 16th, 2010 @ 4:14:44 pm
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    #214
  • hahaha yikes!
  • caketown posted this on March 10th, 2010 @ 9:12:31 am
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    #215
  • beans posted this on March 10th, 2010 @ 9:07:33 am
    i mean, there's people who get naked to change, and there's people who get naked and just kinda prance around, bumping into people and generally just being weird
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on March 10th, 2010 @ 9:23:06 am
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    #216
  • I think just about everything angelica has posted in the last 24 hours could land in this thread, hahaha
  • beans posted this on March 10th, 2010 @ 9:28:19 am
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    #217
  • hahahahah god
  • rachel posted this on March 10th, 2010 @ 9:52:20 am
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    #218
  • rachel posted this on March 9th, 2010 @ 7:33:06 pm
    bump for the on-your-knees vs. legs-in-the-air debate
  • Sbordone posted this on March 10th, 2010 @ 9:57:48 am
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    #219
  • man, that rachel says the craziest shit doesn't she rachel?
  • rachel posted this on March 10th, 2010 @ 10:03:17 am
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    #220
  • she's out of control
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