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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:41:19 am» quote
- hahaha. that poor girl. a) she didn't know any better, and b) she's never going to want to have sex again.
so i just found out a friend of mine took this girl's virginity using one of them NYC condoms last week. (4617 views)
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:45:18 am» quote
- I used them things to no wicked end. I dunno why they have such a bad rap
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asdfjkl; posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:49:22 am» quote
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would you rather use NYC condoms or these:
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viviangirl posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:50:36 am» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:45:18 am
I used them things to no wicked end. I dunno why they have such a bad rap
damn, girl. yr vag must be slick as a slip n slide, cause those things are harsh.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:53:50 am» quote
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viviangirl posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:50:36 am
9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:45:18 am
I used them things to no wicked end. I dunno why they have such a bad rap
damn, girl. yr vag must be slick as a slip n slide, cause those things are harsh.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
like a dish glove. a very fragile dish glove.
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:57:12 am» quote
- i moved into this apt last week and the previous tenant left me some furniture, a copy of the fountainhead, and a bunch of nyc condoms
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viviangirl posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:57:19 am» quote
- i am trying really hard to hold back from a "broke from the breeze of a gentle queef" joke. but it's true :(
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:58:39 am» quote
- AHAHAHAHAHA
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viviangirl posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:00:11 am» quote
- ain't nothing free. see: the morning after pill.
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professor$1.50 posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:28:45 am» quote
- Them shits are not conducive to sloppy dehydrated whiskey sex
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:39:20 am» quote
- Yeah, the last thing I want to think about whilst getting my swerve on is the Z train.
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:39:33 am» quote
- i use them too, no idea what anyone is talking about.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:42:21 am» quote
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:39:20 am
Yeah, the last thing I want to think about whilst getting my swerve on is the Z train.
hahahahahadsfghj
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:42:32 am» quote
- they're Durex condoms, you morons. They're not made at some NYC Condom Factory. Like any other condoms, they suck and you have to be careful. Just because you tried to stuff your limp sausage into some half drunk dry vagina and they're free with obnoxious packaging doesnt make them defective.
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:49:02 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:42:32 am
they're Durex condoms
nuh uh!
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:50:06 am» quote
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er...Lifestyles, I meant.
Lifthtyleth!
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:51:22 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:42:32 am
they're Durex condoms, you morons. They're not made at some NYC Condom Factory. Like any other condoms, they suck and you have to be careful. Just because you tried to stuff your limp sausage into some half drunk dry vagina and they're free with obnoxious packaging doesnt make them defective.
aaassssssssssshkjllllllllllllllllllaaahsm
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:51:35 am» quote
- madeline you are so gotdang cute loool
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:51:48 am» quote
- btw if anyone wants to come over.. ;-*
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:53:43 am» quote
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:53:54 am» quote
- they're worse than the free ones they give to the tranny hookers. and that's a fact.
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:54:42 am» quote
- she has no idea how lucky she is that sbordone just signed off
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:54:54 am» quote
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viviangirl posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:02:06 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:42:32 am
they're Durex condoms, you morons. They're not made at some NYC Condom Factory. Like any other condoms, they suck and you have to be careful. Just because you tried to stuff your limp sausage into some half drunk dry vagina and they're free with obnoxious packaging doesnt make them defective.
eh. i've barely used them. but sometimes it's fun to make jokes.
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:02:50 am» quote
- the packaging on mine is different than that one.
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5dollarBud posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:03:23 am» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:45:18 am
I used them things to no wicked end. I dunno why they have such a bad rap
seriously, not one problem ever. the meme that they suck or whatever is an urban legend, its the same shit you get in the store
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:05:24 am» quote
- dude, they're less lubricated or something. i swear.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:05:42 am» quote
- they're MORE CONDOMY.
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:06:09 am» quote
- "PRODUCT OF MALAYSIA"
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5dollarBud posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:06:13 am» quote
- they are straight up regular lifestyles. you can look it up if you want
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:06:20 am» quote
- maybe your vagina is just dry.
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:07:41 am» quote
- any broad who doesn't have a bottle of Crisco next to her bed is a dealbreaker anyway
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:07:50 am» quote
- i also hate lifestyles, so this makes sense. trojans are so much better it's unreal.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:08:29 am» quote
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:05:42 am
they're MORE CONDOMY.
AHAHAHAHHAHGHHHHAHHAHHA
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:08:42 am» quote
- my friends used to keep a pump bottle of lube on their nightstand. they didn't even bother hiding that shit.
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:10:17 am» quote
- that's what my parents do, it's awful
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:10:37 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:07:41 am
any broad who doesn't have a bottle of Crisco next to her bed is a dealbreaker anyway
word.
Also, buy some damn "special" condoms if you got gripes. You're all grown ass men.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:11:54 am» quote
- i feel like such a scumbag carrying rubbers around in my makeup bag. like, oh no- don't worry I BROUGHT MY OWN.
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postnobills posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:11:56 am» quote
- since nobody asked, i prefer durex.
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5dollarBud posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:12:03 am» quote
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i apparently don't need "special" condoms. i must be talented
::moonwalks::
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:40 am» quote
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:10:37 am
white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:07:41 am
any broad who doesn't have a bottle of Crisco next to her bed is a dealbreaker anyway
word.
Also, buy some damn "special" condoms if you got gripes. You're all grown ass men.
the herb I'm fucking needs XL Magnums. He can buy that shit. I aint getting stuck with a box of giant-ass condoms
*carts uterus around in wheelbarrow*
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:40 am» quote
- ahahaha. i don't even know what "special" condoms ARE. hahahaha. i just really hate the nyc things. maybe it's because they sit in fishbowls next to windows and BAKE in the nyc sun all day? i don't know.
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:51 am» quote
- or regular size.
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jordivision posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:54 am» quote
- i hate buying condoms because my bodega guys take the piss out of me everytime with broken english "hey mr. sexy time! EHHHHHHH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????"
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:14:09 am» quote
- it's the low quality that makes it feel good, jes. duh
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gimme_danger posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:14:09 am» quote
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this place sells condoms in "variety tins!"
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http://www.condomdepot.com/ [www.condomdepot.com] »
try some of everything.
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:14:15 am» quote
- @jim
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:15:29 am» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:40 am
annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:10:37 am
white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:07:41 am
any broad who doesn't have a bottle of Crisco next to her bed is a dealbreaker anyway
word.
Also, buy some damn "special" condoms if you got gripes. You're all grown ass men.
the herb I'm fucking needs XL Magnums. He can buy that shit. I aint getting stuck with a box of giant-ass condoms
*carts uterus around in wheelbarrow*
hahaha- just think of how awesome it will make your next lover feel, though, when it's all you have to offer him.
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:15:33 am» quote
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:11:54 am
i feel like such a scumbag carrying rubbers around in my makeup bag. like, oh no- don't worry I BROUGHT MY OWN.
WHAT?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:17:30 am» quote
- DENTER. QUIT MUMBLING. JESUS FUCK
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:17:34 am» quote
- it's not scummy to say A. I'm not a dumbass, I gots protection, and B. I'm not a scumbag, I gots protection
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:17:59 am» quote
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doom posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:37 am
wait, back up - i thought trojans were supposed to be lower quality, and lifestyles and durex were supposed to be the best?
hhmmmmMM i thought it was trojan > durex > lifestyles
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viviangirl posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:18:26 am» quote
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GIS for "special condom":
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:18:26 am» quote
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the visual i had of this was funny. it involved me taking out one of those long sheets of them and having it kind of drop while i winked.
i almost always carry them with me, btw.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:19:08 am» quote
- but then they get all messed up in my purse or bag and i think they're probably no good any more.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:19:29 am» quote
- THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME- IT'S ABOUT MY FRIEND.
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:19:35 am» quote
- you know how the nurse in school or whoever shows you how you can fit a condom over everything, even a volleyball? Well, just because you can doesn't mean that shit's comfortable. If you're having condom trouble, experiment till you find your fit. Like mine, XXX elephant trunk limited edition magnums.
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:19:45 am» quote
- i don't actually give a fuck what kind of condom is going inside of me as long as it will keep me from having someones bastard...or you know aborting it.
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doom posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:20:45 am» quote
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:19:45 am
i don't actually give a fuck what kind of condom is going inside of me as long as it will keep me from having someones bastard...or you know aborting it.
not having to go to the doctor for other shit is kinda nice, too
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:22:22 am» quote
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look, dudes, i just thought it was crappy that my friend couldn't spring for some PAY RUBBERS when he took this girl's virginity. that's all.
where's the romance?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:22:53 am» quote
- how old are both parties
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:23:14 am» quote
- that is implied...fucking canadians.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:23:21 am» quote
- 21 and 19
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:24:12 am» quote
- recession lila saving that money was romantic.
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:24:14 am» quote
- two guesses which one of them is nineteen.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:24:40 am» quote
- ahahahaa
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:24:51 am» quote
- 19 is too old to be a virgin. Is she awkward or malformed or sthng
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:25:01 am» quote
- i went to a very conservative jr high in the heart of the mormon wonderland of mesa, az and condoms were not mentioned ONCE in sex ed. it was taught by some tina fey looking bitch who kept telling us that she was a 28yo virgin and "if you wait until you're married, you will have the best sex of your life! i GUARANTEE it. i promise you. do you guys want to have the best sex of your life?!"
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:25:40 am» quote
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that makes perfect sense. Don't talk about it don't think about it don't do it, then get married and be a pro at it.
also, hi kuusi.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:26:20 am» quote
- hahaha. if you wait til you're married, and you only fuck one person after that (Which i think is kind of the point, right?) then ipso facto it WILL be the best sex of your life, you poor asshole.
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:26:24 am» quote
- tina fey is awesome
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:28:50 am» quote
- noted.
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:31:24 am» quote
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beans posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:29:40 am
Figures that everyone logged in at 2:30 am would be in a goddamn thread about condoms
we're all typing with one hand any way
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:31:46 am» quote
- angelica, there are TWO threads about condoms. hahahaha. fucking condoms.
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jordivision posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:33:08 am» quote
- condoms or vag cups, genitinsels are ur shiz
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:34:55 am» quote
- i have three different brands of condoms.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:35:08 am» quote
- i will never regret anything more than that damn vag cup thread.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:35:16 am» quote
- man, I couldn't WAIT to lose my virginity. I was so paranoid I was gonna die a virgin. I didn't even care if I didn't have sex again til whenever I just wanted that shit OFFA ME
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:35:55 am» quote
- ahahaha. "let's get this done with, then."
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:36:13 am» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:35:16 am
man, I couldn't WAIT to lose my virginity. I was so paranoid I was gonna die a virgin. I didn't even care if I didn't have sex again til whenever I just wanted that shit OFFA ME
loool same. i lost it at 15 and didn't DO IT again until two years later
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:07 am» quote
- My friend said something like this: Guys losing their virginity is like a roller coaster, it's really fun and it's a minute long. Girls losing their virginity is like getting dental work done. Uncomfortable and seemingly endless.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:41:03 am» quote
- I tried at 15 with my boyfriend and we couldn't get it to go in. Which was hilsrious, because he had a 3 inch penis. I tried again with some other dude and had the same prombel. My friends started caling me "cunt with the iron clamp". Finally whe I was 16 or 17 I threw it at some classical guitarist I had a crush on and it went just fine. I kind of even enjoyed it.
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viviangirl posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:41:42 am» quote
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:35:08 am
i will never regret anything more than that damn vag cup thread.
NOOOO! this was my final push to actually make a purchase. i am officially in the vag cup market.
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:42:14 am» quote
- my mom had to have her hymen surgically removed. luckily, i had a boyfriend who didn't mind my ear-shattering screams of pain as much as my dad apparently minded my mom's.
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jordivision posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:42:59 am» quote
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:07 am
My friend said something like this: Guys losing their virginity is like a roller coaster, it's really fun and it's a minute long. Girls losing their virginity is like getting dental work done. Uncomfortable and seemingly endless.
its like you are chanelling the author of the "you might be a redneck if..." book series
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:43:22 am» quote
- AHAHAHAHAHA
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:43:26 am» quote
- and jordan, that fella with the 3 incher was bob b
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annihilaters posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:43:45 am» quote
- That's why I got voted nineteenth funniest poster and most annoying.
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:44:04 am» quote
- oh my god lila.
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jordivision posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:44:06 am» quote
- awwww bob's nobs...
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:44:37 am» quote
- I FELT NO PAIN
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:45:18 am» quote
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:42:14 am
my mom had to have her hymen surgically removed.[/quote]
I was totally afraid this was gonna happen to me! I had my mom take me to the gyno for "personal reasons" and he did an exam and was really funny. We hooted and hollered the whole time he was rooting around in there and when I came out, steam was coming out of my mom's ears and she yanked me outta there faster than I could say "what attending nurse"
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:45:36 am» quote
- i know. good thing it's been a decade and a half, so i'm pretty much over it.
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caketown posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 8:29:10 am» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:40 am
the herb I'm fucking needs XL Magnums. He can buy that shit. I aint getting stuck with a box of giant-ass condoms
*carts uterus around in wheelbarrow*
i still have some of these in my house from this guy i used to date, and every once in awhile i look at them and am like, "so, what do you guys want to do now?" :|
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:08:13 am» quote
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caketown posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 8:29:10 am
9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:13:40 am
the herb I'm fucking needs XL Magnums. He can buy that shit. I aint getting stuck with a box of giant-ass condoms
*carts uterus around in wheelbarrow*
i still have some of these in my house from this guy i used to date, and every once in awhile i look at them and am like, "so, what do you guys want to do now?" :|
,k,,kjljllkhgfdsaf
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Colonial Wburg posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:14:53 am» quote
- ITT I LEARN THAT GIRLS HAVE CONDOM PREFERENCES
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Colonial Wburg posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:15:02 am» quote
- ~opinions~
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CaptainBlah posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:18:29 am» quote
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I think those NYC condoms are lubed up with CHALK.
seriously, get the variety tin or go to babes in toyland* and buy a bunch of different kinds.
* makes for a fun 4th date!
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Colonial Wburg posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:19:23 am» quote
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Check out this dog eating kale.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:19:53 am» quote
- "variety tin"
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:20:21 am» quote
- do jews do another seder today?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:20:32 am» quote
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squared posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:19:22 am
the best condom is no condom. yay for being in a LTR.
yes but t-6 months and if you're still together you won't be fucking anymore ~*~
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:22:43 am» quote
- honeymoon ends @ 2 years. YOU WILL SEE
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caketown posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:24:02 am» quote
-
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CaptainBlah posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:25:29 am» quote
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squared posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:19:22 am
the best condom is no condom. yay for being in a LTR.
open relationship = open sores
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:28:01 am» quote
- do it! make me believe!
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:29:26 am» quote
- no one ever answers my joo questions
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:31:02 am» quote
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caketown posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:29:23 am
around the end of year two of my five-year relationship, we had sex about three times a week and he begged for blowjobs four hundred times a day.
weren't you guys fucking other people?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:31:46 am» quote
- no, i mean you guys weren't monogamous
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caketown posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:31:48 am» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:31:02 am
caketown posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:29:23 am
around the end of year two of my five-year relationship, we had sex about three times a week and he begged for blowjobs four hundred times a day.
weren't you guys fucking other people?
different dude.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:31:53 am» quote
- shut up eliz
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:32:26 am» quote
- what does sofa mean again?
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fjørd posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:34:14 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:32:26 am
what does sofa mean again?
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:35:09 am» quote
- i would like to point out that just because i made a thread that is genital-related, this thread should not be a mark against me in the "she talks about her vagina all damn day" column.
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:35:10 am» quote
- JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS, THE FUCK IS THIS, CHARADES?
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fjørd posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:36:10 am» quote
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hahahahaha
here you go anthony.
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:36:13 am» quote
- shut up eliz
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HUGO_STIGLITZ posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:36:23 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:35:10 am
JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS, THE FUCK IS THIS, CHARADES?
pasover sayder
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fjørd posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:39:18 am» quote
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it's from asdfjkl;/elliott - he related that when drama goes down on chinese messageboards, the vultures post "sofa" when they plan on watching it unfold.
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:40:52 am» quote
- oh. thanks orlando.
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:41:05 am» quote
- orlando what do you know about passover
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:46:51 am» quote
- this jew broad, Diane. She's from the Five Towns. I've been trying to bang her for a month. She won't go out with me alone. She's prejudiced against Italians. You fuckin believe that? In this day and age, a jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.
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CaptainBlah posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:58:08 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:46:51 am
this jew broad, Diane. She's from the Five Towns. I've been trying to bang her for a month. She won't go out with me alone. She's prejudiced against Italians. You fuckin believe that? In this day and age, a jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.
Well yea, she's from the 5 towns. So.........
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:58:33 am» quote
- uh...
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CaptainBlah posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:01:43 am» quote
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:58:33 am
uh...
she will probably do the sexin', but not the lovey dovey dating part.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:02:42 am» quote
- HAHAHAHA ANTHONY
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:03:37 am» quote
- tony, where are my cigarettes :(
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:04:24 am» quote
- IMAGE REMOVED CLICK TO VIEW
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Colonial Wburg posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:05:54 am» quote
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CaptainBlah posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:01:43 am
white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 10:58:33 am
uh...
she will probably do the sexin', but not the lovey dovey dating part.
:|
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CaptainBlah posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:07:28 am» quote
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ya see I should have gotten a slammie for DOES NOT GET THE JOKE.
goofellas, I get it.
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white_trash posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:07:57 am» quote
- haha goofellas
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:08:50 am» quote
- N00B MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BEEN BORN AFTER GOODFELLAS WAS MADE: captainn blah
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 12:21:55 pm» quote
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that movie is awesome.
eliz i think i grew out of it, maybe i just forced my body to get over it.
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BenjaminShakes posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:55:39 pm» quote
- i wasnt planning on taking her virginity, actually i didnt even know she was a virgin. what the shit.
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BenjaminShakes posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 3:02:05 pm» quote
- lucky cowboys.
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BenjaminShakes posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 3:02:16 pm» quote
- and native americans.
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legalize_it posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 4:15:25 pm» quote
- sweeet
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AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 4:20:34 pm» quote
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[quote]fjørd posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 4:20:05 pm
so then you whipped out your erect penis??quote]
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sweetwillis posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 4:44:54 pm» quote
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oh noes, i definately was.
i grew out of it though, like being allergic to strawberries.
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jarrod posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 4:49:27 pm» quote
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Berzerko posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 4:16:54 pm
I used to roll w/ magnums until this one night when I was scooping some at the bodega this brother accused me of "faking the funk." he was all "man, magnums were made for brothas, you ain't foolin' nobody."
but those are the only ones that don't kill my b0n4r
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shark_vs_zombie posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 5:25:29 pm» quote
- shut up thomas
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shakey posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 5:29:49 pm» quote
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this thread made it to gawker.
http://gawker.com/5205272/park-slope-parents-in-tribal-stroller-war?skyline=true&s=i [gawker.com] »
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BenjaminShakes posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 6:08:17 pm» quote
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who knows that i even used the condoms.
holy game of telephone batman!
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BenjaminShakes posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 6:09:40 pm» quote
- julie isnt my friend either.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 6:14:13 pm» quote
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Sbordone posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 1:09:43 pm
SUP LURKS?
jkhgfds
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BenjaminShakes posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 6:29:39 pm» quote
- hhahahaha
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professor$1.50 posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 6:44:40 pm» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:24:51 am
19 is too old to be a virgin. Is she awkward or malformed or sthng
hey asshole i was 20
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 6:47:13 pm» quote
- IMAGE REMOVED CLICK TO VIEW
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 7:16:38 pm» quote
- Way to out yourself and then pretend you're not puffed up with pride over your sexual prowess, dude.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 7:21:10 pm» quote
- julie, say the word and we dogpile this herb
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 7:34:15 pm» quote
- Ha- ben's okay. I didn't name his name because I actually like the kid. Guess the feeling wasn't mutual....
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lila_engel posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 7:39:40 pm» quote
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I leave for la Saturday at like 6 am. And work late tomorrow. Boooo
Have fun, ladies
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 11:25:04 pm» quote
- julie won't make it go
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Colonial Wburg posted this on April 10th, 2009 @ 11:25:37 am» quote
- ~who cares~
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aroundthewayboy posted this on April 10th, 2009 @ 2:26:25 pm» quote
- those nyc condoms are mini-sized, i swear to god. they cut off my circulation.
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aroundthewayboy posted this on April 10th, 2009 @ 2:26:57 pm» quote
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aroundthewayboy translation posted this on April 10th, 2009 @ 2:26:25 pm
dear gawker: please to suck my giant polish dick
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nocleftlip posted this on April 10th, 2009 @ 5:53:18 pm» quote
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BenjaminShakes posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 6:09:40 pm
julie isnt my friend either.
LOL
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