2009 Williamsboard SOCK-OFF (33901 views)

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  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:24:47 pm
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  • repost your entries here, because listen I ain't going through that whole thread collecting images from every one of you geese who posted already. Pick your best entry and post it here, and this will give others the opportunity to enter as well without having to sift through 90 pics of Thomas sitting at his computer looking like he just got a lobotomy, or LT extreme closeups, and tattooes and Burritoe and people making funny fatheth and our dogs that everyone is sick of already. Here's a chance to take some initiative and not be a total screwup for the rest of your life. And don't act up in here, I'll take you in the back and smack you around a little bit and then we'll see how you feel about disappointing your Uncle Tony ever again.

    This contest will run until we feel like we have enough participants, then the voting will begin. Good luck and stay classy, peace and love.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:25:53 pm
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  • also, there will be two separate male and female categories.
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:27:59 pm
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  • i will enter the male competition, but i won't be able to take a picture until tonight, so don't vote right away.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:29:19 pm
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  • we will leave the contest open for a couple of days probably. Give everyone a chance. That's how the fuck we do it.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:30:22 pm
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  • this may be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever done in my life
  • stainedandlit posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:30:22 pm
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  • i....don't understand what you're asking for
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:32:20 pm
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  • ::ETERNAL EYEROLL JERKOFF MOTION .GIF::
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:33:07 pm
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  • This is gonna get really silly
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:34:59 pm
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  • ummmm...I'd prefer to keep mine buried under 2500 other posts in that thread.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:35:55 pm
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  • I'll help out

    Winner gets a 6 pack of beer of your (sensibly priced) choice, provided by me.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:36:53 pm
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  • no zuuf. Beer makes girls fat, and we just can't have that.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:36:54 pm
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  • hahaha <3 this whole silly sock thing, however it happened
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:37:46 pm
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  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:36:53 pm
    no zuuf. Beer makes girls fat, and we just can't have that.


    but beer gives boobs
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:37:57 pm
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  • and we're off!
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:38:05 pm
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  • see madeline, you should have posted the one that started all this shit
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:38:56 pm
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  • this thread is already a failure. I'm so infuriated right now I want to punch something.
  • stainedandlit posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:39:15 pm
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  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i see what's happening.

    p's been trying to get me into those socks for the last 2 summers.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:39:37 pm
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  • well, now's the time Les.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:40:04 pm
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  • also, if you care about this sort of thing; host your pics on websites like photobucket (services where you have accounts) this way you can delete your photo if needed.
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:40:25 pm
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  • do i have to do a new one?
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:40:49 pm
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  • anthony, if it makes you feel any better I can take a picture of the white old man shoes I'm wearing
  • kariface posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:41:17 pm
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  • im not wearing socks
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:42:55 pm
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  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:40:25 pm
    do i have to do a new one?


    no. I mean, you can if you like, want to and stuff, i mean, ya know? But no.
  • kariface posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:43:06 pm
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:41:44 pm
    I'm not wearing underwear


    you win
  • kariface posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:43:39 pm
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  • francesca in knee socks? OUR HEADS WILL EXPLODE FROM THE CUTENESS.


    seriously if this happens, GAME OVER
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:45:14 pm
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  • AHDSHLDFSHLIDFSHGLGLDSFGKJSDJFSDLKJA


    Catherine wins
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:45:34 pm
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  • did you miss my picture in thig highs kari
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:45:38 pm
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  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:27:54 pm
    gawkergawkergaw---


    thank you for reminding me why i shouldn't do this.
  • stool posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:46:45 pm
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  • Cat wins
  • Mr.Blass posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:46:48 pm
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  • why do i not doubt that that is actually catherine....
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:47:04 pm
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  • NO ONE WINS UNTIL I FUCKING SAY SO
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:49:37 pm
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  • Mr.Blass posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:46:48 pm
    why do i not doubt that that is actually catherine....


    My thoughts exactly, "Thin legs, looks like it was taken on photo booth... Hmm"
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:51:34 pm
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  • totally me. mostly


    *picks roommates hairbrush hairs out of hoohah*
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:52:13 pm
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  • hahah u cray cray, girlfriend
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:52:42 pm
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  • I just found out I'm getting a tax refund. also, *general fart noise*
  • annieb posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:52:58 pm
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  • hja;dsfkashf ahahahahaha
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:54:37 pm
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  • Mr.Blass posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:46:48 pm
    why do i not doubt that that is actually catherine....


    besides the point
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:55:43 pm
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  • whoops! didn't mean to type that.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:56:11 pm
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  • hashdkfl; catherine <333

    this is the reserved sign at satsko after berzerko served me a giant wine glass filled to the top with sake and a friend and i relived the mutual horror of when a dude is so wasted he's sticking in between yr thighs and actually thinks he's having sex with you



    erryone has the same damn socks
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:09:23 pm
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  • so whaddya guys wanna do now
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:11:11 pm
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  • so liek, the brainless babby thread is getting more attention
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:13:08 pm
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  • I failed! also discongeniality you don't have shitty old lady legs?
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:16:44 pm
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  • Wasn't it you in the other thread who said you were taking your knee socks and shitty old lady body to bed? I might have the wrong person, oops
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:17:35 pm
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  • HAHAHA yes, oh ok. i forgot about that. i was like "who has she been talking to? that sounds like a b. greys thing to say"

    (thanks!)
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:20:37 pm
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  • someone convince me that i should post the really stupid picture i just took
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:21:34 pm
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  • DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:21:54 pm
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  • it's a shame you won't share a pic with me
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:21:57 pm
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  • if you don't post it we're not friends anymore
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:21:58 pm
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  • i think i'll take a shower and mull it over.
  • KellogsOnAcid posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:22:51 pm
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  • kuusikuusikuusi looks like me daughter Katie
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:23:50 pm
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  • Plz do it so I am not alone in this world (thread)
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:24:51 pm
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  • every time you withhold a sock picture, god kills a brainless baby.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:25:28 pm
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  • if i cant find anything good to j/o to ill never fall asleep


    wait, scratch that one
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:25:37 pm
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  • i can either post the ashamed loris one from the other thread or you incredible pervs can wait till i get home to make another one cuz trust me i've got a few more thig high photos
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:26:14 pm
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  • don't worry, we'll wait.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:26:26 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:25:20 pm
    oh what the fuck kuusi


    ...?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:26:35 pm
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  • hahah incredible pervs
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:27:10 pm
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  • catherine, let the ladies show us their thigs for chrissakes. you show us your butt all the time
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:27:46 pm
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  • I may get a little silly myself later ifyouknowhatI'msayin ::wink wink::
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:28:13 pm
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  • HAHAHAHHAHAH how the fuck did I space on that?!?!?!! I'm sorry plz don't lock me in a room :(
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:28:25 pm
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  • fuck both of you, i posted a photo AND a humiliating backstory re: username: redacted
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:28:35 pm
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  • Just so y'all know, I'll be ferociously masturbating into a sock later this evening.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:29:43 pm
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  • wes, there's a terrible brainless baby joke in there somewhere
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:30:13 pm
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  • post pics of cum-sock!
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:30:52 pm
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  • relax genie. The Williamsboard Perv Committee appreciates your contribution.
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:31:24 pm
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  • [x] incredible perv
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:32:55 pm
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  • i will not relax until there are at least 2 dozen more hilarious photos itt
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:34:21 pm
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  • see, in a few short days genie has gone from shaming my creepy behavior to encouraging s0ck sh0ws. it all works out in the end (for me)
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:35:03 pm
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  • is everyone ready
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:35:29 pm
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  • aw, what came off as shaming was really just mocking, you know i <3 u
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:37:34 pm
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  • hahah i know, i also wasn't actually the least bit ashamed
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:38:01 pm
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  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:28:25 pm
    fuck both of you, i posted a photo AND a humiliating backstory re: username: redacted




    yes but I posted one that has unfortunate panty puckering in key spots and displays my eastern-euro heritage
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:38:02 pm
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  • wait wait.......ok now i'm ready
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:38:31 pm
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  • hey, regarding a pissy msg i just got, the above-mentioned username: redacted is no one who posts here regularly.

    NOW ON WITH IT
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:39:11 pm
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  • alrighty then

  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:45:22 pm
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  • YES! AMAZING!
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:48:11 pm
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  • GAWK

    those thigs!
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:49:03 pm
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  • roland, I gotta ask.


    did you give yourself a chub first, or did you just jam your bag in there too. OR do you have a hog as wide as a coke can.
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:52:51 pm
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  • further question: if chub was self induced, which sock-off participants' sock off enabled you to get your sock on?
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:54:33 pm
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  • exhibit A : RHCP

    you can clearly see ballbag outline in Hillel's sock

  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:54:41 pm
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  • the girth of my chub will remain a ~mystery~

    or you could ask jane, i guess.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:55:19 pm
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  • I was just wondering because I have never felt silly enough to put a sock on my dick.

    But I will most definitely try it when I get home now
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:56:05 pm
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  • i'm emailing jane right now, i'll throw that question in there at the end as a p.s.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 1:56:16 pm
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  • it's a good time. i titled that picture "sock_party"
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:03:13 pm
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  • did you leave it on for a while cause it felt pretty good. Be honest.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:03:54 pm
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  • l;sdkahgl;dkafjl;skafj

    I'm fairly certain I am blushing while looking at this thread. I need to let the inner perv out.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:04:34 pm
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  • I just remembered how much Bernice likes to jump up and grab socks out of my hand while I'm folding laundry. Ouch.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:05:02 pm
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  • and I like how your "shitstorm" anthony means soliciting wboarders to show some thigh. and sock.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:05:08 pm
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  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:03:13 pm
    did you leave it on for a while cause it felt pretty good. Be honest.


    it's still on.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:06:42 pm
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  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:05:02 pm
    and I like how your "shitstorm" anthony means soliciting wboarders to show some thigh. and sock.


    THIG. they are called thigs now.
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:07:36 pm
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  • this has turned out better than expected. i'm just lurking today. i need more thig.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:10:47 pm
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  • shit! sorry. I'm gonna be banned from the pop secret club now aren't i jim?

    ::single tear::

    I will redeem myself by showing some thig later.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:11:28 pm
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  • so, catherine - do you like to party
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:11:54 pm
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  • also, kussykussykussy - how do you feel about partying
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:12:46 pm
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  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:10:47 pm
    shit! sorry. I'm gonna be banned from the pop secret club now aren't i jim?

    ::single tear::

    I will redeem myself by showing some thig later.


    yeah i think you should do that. also we need to explore the concept of "pop secret clubs"
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:12:53 pm
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  • hahaha, roland, i was debating on whether to actually do that tonight! now my dick/sock won't feel as special... (._.)
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:12:58 pm
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:12:23 pm
    THIGS

    IN

    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE



    aahahahhahahaha
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:13:28 pm
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  • I keep reading kusi's name in my head like "coochie coocho coo," as if I am a grandmother playing with a newborn.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:13:57 pm
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  • THIG FLU
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:13:57 pm
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  • HAHAHA THIGS IN SPACE. ok i'm not going to get anything done again today, am i.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:15:56 pm
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  • and this little thiggy cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:15:59 pm
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  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:11:28 pm
    so, catherine - do you like to party




    knowing yr predispensation for being naked, there is NO way you been walking around with that thing on (no homo)
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:17:49 pm
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  • Guys, I'm going to post a nood of me with socks.....









    ...yeah right! When thigs fly!
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:19:05 pm
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  • wes, stuff that horsecock into a fucking sock and quit messing around
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:19:45 pm
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:15:59 pm
    knowing yr predispensation for being naked, there is NO way you been walking around with that thing on (no homo)


    i told you the story about the neighborhood kids next door, right
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:21:42 pm
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  • I will, but only if it is a Christmas stocking.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:23:43 pm
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:12:46 pm
    sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:10:47 pmshit! sorry. I'm gonna be banned from the pop secret club now aren't i jim? ::single tear::I will redeem myself by showing some thig later.yeah i think you should do that. also we need to explore the concept of "pop secret clubs"


    i thought it was fairly straightforward. But I'll break it down. It involves a microwave, some kernels, a few thigs, some socks, and a messageboard.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:24:21 pm
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  • haha ok good, just double checking
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:24:50 pm
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:21:42 pm
    I will, but only if it is a Christmas stocking.



    me too. anyone have a doll sock i could borrow?
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:29:44 pm
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  • oh i thought it was a club secretly in love with pop music. for real. :/ bummer.
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:29:56 pm
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  • or maybe just cut the pinky finger off of a glove
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:30:14 pm
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  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:19:45 pm
    9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:15:59 pm
    knowing yr predispensation for being naked, there is NO way you been walking around with that thing on (no homo)

    i told you the story about the neighborhood kids next door, right




    jhgfdaghjk<HTSRDit7 NO NO
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:30:34 pm
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  • does a barbie sock work? i've got a few of those somewhere you could borrow.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:31:15 pm
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  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:11:54 pm
    also, kussykussykussy - how do you feel about partying



    WB SOCK PARTI
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:31:43 pm
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  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:11:54 pm
    also, kussykussykussy - how do you feel about partying



    WB SOCK PARTI
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:32:47 pm
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  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:30:34 pm
    does a barbie sock work? i've got a few of those somewhere you could borrow.



    you don't have a ken sock? well, yeah, i guess barbie could work...
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:33:47 pm
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  • ken never wore socks! he was way into miami vice.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:33:57 pm
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  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:29:44 pm
    oh i thought it was a club secretly in love with pop music. for real. :/ bummer.


    well I actually say pop secret instead of top secret all the time. but I do always picture the box of pop secret microwavable popcorn when I do it.

    that being said I could do a secret club for pop lovers as well. I haven't been keeping up as of late though. I would need some tutoring.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:34:00 pm
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  • the sock i need is still under construction

  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:34:33 pm
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  • i predict any minute anthony will be yelling for more thigs and less WORDS.
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:34:56 pm
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  • i want that. i don't know what it is exactly but i know i need it to live.
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:35:36 pm
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  • ok not live. i was just a little over excited. sorry.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:35:53 pm
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    #159
  • HAHAHAHA. THAT FUCKING HEAD SOCK!
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:37:46 pm
     » quote
    #164
  • question for dudes: have you ever j/o'd with a sock puppet? it's kinda like getting a blow job from a muppet.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:37:54 pm
     » quote
    #166
  • just tryin to keep it perverted in here
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:38:08 pm
     » quote
    #167
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:30:17 pm
    TELL


    i walk around my apartment naked, or half-naked, about 80% of the time, especially in the summer. my place is ground-level, and looks out onto a parking lot (not ideal, but i sacrificed great light and views for a lot of space). anyway, there's one window in the back where i used to leave the shades open, thinking that no one could see me.

    so i'm making lunch, doing my naked business in the kitchen a year or two back, and i hear this chorus of 10 year-olds (just estimating their ages, i never saw them) chanting "NAKED! NAKED! NAKED!" over and over again.

    so now i keep those blinds closed.
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:38:18 pm
     » quote
    #168
  • hahahahaha "for privacy"

    read: For looking at thig pr0n in public
  • andypereZ posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:39:05 pm
     » quote
    #170
  • Great, now this thread is just gonna turn into a bunch of dudes sockin eachother off.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:39:10 pm
     » quote
    #171
  • NAKED!
    NAKED!
    NAKED!
    NAKED!
    NAKED!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:39:49 pm
     » quote
    #172
  • hahahahah naked! naked! naked!
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:39:59 pm
     » quote
    #173
  • andypereZ posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:39:05 pm
    Great, now this thread is just gonna turn into a bunch of dudes sockin eachother off.


    hey, get a sock on the cuban dick and let's go
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:40:15 pm
     » quote
    #174
  • the echo of that chant is seared into my auditory memory for eternity
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:41:08 pm
     » quote
    #178
  • i was going to do a sock picture right now because i remembered they're in my email but whatever this thread got all unraveled and shit

    puns abounding, etc
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:41:44 pm
     » quote
    #179
  • please don't let our silly trifles stop the posting of any s0cks
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:42:12 pm
     » quote
    #180
  • Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:42:22 pm
     » quote
    #181
  • francesca. socks. now.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:50:40 pm
     » quote
    #182
  • ROLAND ;L,M,MFUTYGHGKK AHAHAHHSJDGF NAKENDD NAAAAKED
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:57:21 pm
     » quote
    #187
  • any of you ladies that feel self conscious about putting pics up in the thread, feel free to message the committee, here's the link WPC [williamsboard.com] » Your pics will be viewed and judged accordingly. In private.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:57:27 pm
     » quote
    #188
  • Great, I am at my desk and in my head I keep on chanting "NAKED NAKED! NAKED!" in a kid's voice.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:57:43 pm
     » quote
    #189
  • WIth some lotion and maybe a candle or two.
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:58:57 pm
     » quote
    #192
  • shit just got real.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:59:18 pm
     » quote
    #193
  • welcome, i sincerely hope you enjoy your time spent here
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:59:48 pm
     » quote
    #195
  • I CAN'T VIEW IMAGES AT WORK! Noob just dlash some thig? Didn't see this coming at all
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:00:28 pm
     » quote
    #198
  • Is that LT's roommate? What's going on here?









    NAKED

    NAKED

    NAKED
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:00:53 pm
     » quote
    #199
  • see now that's what the fuck I'm talkin about
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:02:34 pm
     » quote
    #200
  • most excellent first post ever?
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:03:59 pm
     » quote
    #202
  • but I'm calling fake unless a get a face pic
  • andypereZ posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:04:24 pm
     » quote
    #205


  • Blackstreet posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:02:55 pm

    I like the way you work it
    No thiggity, I got to bag it up, bag it up
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:04:30 pm
     » quote
    #206
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:04:11 pm
    yo you got a myspace yo


    hahahaha
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:08:00 pm
     » quote
    #209
  • sure looks like a midwestern teenager to me

    hahahaha
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:08:14 pm
     » quote
    #210
  • speaking from personal experience
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:08:41 pm
     » quote
    #212
  • i think she's teasing us
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:09:18 pm
     » quote
    #213
  • i have a thing for knee high socks so i made a little photo shoot, and i dont have a myspace, just a face book =)
  • andypereZ posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:09:49 pm
     » quote
    #214
  • is that a roll of paper towels?
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:10:04 pm
     » quote
    #215
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:09:18 pm
    i have a thig for knee high socks so i made a little photo shoot, and i dont have a myspace, just a face book =)



    i fixed it for you.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:10:56 pm
     » quote
    #217
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:09:18 pm
    and i dont have a myspace, just a butt hole =)
  • andypereZ posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:12:11 pm
     » quote
    #221
  • DUDE! that door-hanger-thinger looks like it has Tom Waits' screaming face photoshopped on James Hetfield's hair with a chickenwing for an arm holding a Gibson Explorer. It's kind of amazing.
  • DrBalls posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:13:05 pm
     » quote
    #223
  • butt? where? i see nothing.
  • andypereZ posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:13:14 pm
     » quote
    #225
  • oh man, ok so in the closeup i can see its just a picture of angry Joan Rivers nm.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:13:14 pm
     » quote
    #226
  • don't taunt me. I will put my fucking lips on anything, no matter how many convicts tore it up the night before
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:13:43 pm
     » quote
    #227
  • the committee is meeting behind closed doors to review these interesting new developments. Every take 5.
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:14:11 pm
     » quote
    #228
  • one last one for the boys before the jealous girls get nasty
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:15:07 pm
     » quote
    #229
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:13:43 pm
    the committee is meeting behind closed doors to decide if they can find this chick and screw her without getting arrested
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:16:01 pm
     » quote
    #230
  • lol, you guys are too much. I just broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years so im looking for a real man to show me a good time
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:16:55 pm
     » quote
    #231
  • FAKE!

    FAKE!
    FAKE!
    FAKE!

    keep posting, though...
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:17:46 pm
     » quote
    #232
  • this thread sUCKS! i'm almost glad i'm unemployed some days.
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:19:07 pm
     » quote
    #236
  • i'm putting my sock picture in the other thread, this hihgjack is retardo
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:19:32 pm
     » quote
    #239
  • overrrrrrkill.
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:19:40 pm
     » quote
    #240
  • no body wants to see your crusty knees Franseca
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:19:54 pm
     » quote
    #241
  • no francesca, no.

    The commitee has decided, much to our dismay, that SpazzyGReenLegs is a fake and therefore disqualified. Carry on
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:19:57 pm
     » quote
    #242
  • kellogz.
  • legalize_it posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:19:57 pm
     » quote
    #243
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:17:46 pm
    this thread sUCKS! i'm almost glad i'm unemployed some days.


    i thought this was funny :/ until the greenweirdo whatever have you
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:20:18 pm
     » quote
    #244
  • dismay? anthony, have some sense
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:21:07 pm
     » quote
    #247
  • Yeah francesca you are letting the terrorists win. POST IT IN HERE
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:21:21 pm
     » quote
    #251
  • WHICH ONE OF YOU SNEAKS IS TRYING TO GET ME AND ANTHONY TO HIT ON FAKE PPL
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:21:59 pm
     » quote
    #254
  • is this that guy Ben Sisto? Really? Burritoe idiot referenced that in a nother thread
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:22:48 pm
     » quote
    #258
  • HAHAHAHA
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:24:15 pm
     » quote
    #260
  • i'm going to toot my own horn here and just yell "called it!"
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:24:29 pm
     » quote
    #261
  • man i love the ignore feature
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:24:53 pm
     » quote
    #262
  • no crusty knees visible

  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:25:04 pm
     » quote
    #263
  • did you guys see when Francesca reprimanded me. God is she adorable or what.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:25:23 pm
     » quote
    #264
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:24:29 pm
    man i love the ignore feature


    ahahaha me too, i was so against it until this douche showed up last week and now i am all about it
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:25:48 pm
     » quote
    #265
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:25:04 pm
    did you guys see when Francesca reprimanded me. God is she adorable or what.


    ahahah yeah
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:28:10 pm
     » quote
    #266
  • i am done with socks. there. i said it.
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:28:16 pm
     » quote
    #267
  • there are SO MANY variations of the same photo on that photobucket. SO MANY.
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:29:02 pm
     » quote
    #268
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:28:10 pm
    i am done with socks. there. i said it.


    come on now don't be a sad candy corn ;)
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:29:52 pm
     » quote
    #269
  • FUCK YOU CAROL DON'T LET THAT OUT YET
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:31:47 pm
     » quote
    #271
  • this is about thig higs anyway. fuck a sock (no wes)
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:31:51 pm
     » quote
    #272
  • hahaha, stickied!
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:32:17 pm
     » quote
    #274
  • HAHA i was all "wait, i didn't post in that apt thread. WTF!! oh."
  • ben posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:32:22 pm
     » quote
    #275
  • best thread, seriously.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:37:16 pm
     » quote
    #277
  • will the Sock-Off lean to a Sock Hop?

    Just curious. I prefer ice cream socials anyway
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:38:48 pm
     » quote
    #279
  • I'm wondering why no one came in here and accused us of objectifying women yet.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:38:58 pm
     » quote
    #280
  • I guess Roland took care of that
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:39:51 pm
     » quote
    #281
  • to be fair, you made a category for both sexes.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:40:17 pm
     » quote
    #283
  • hey yeah I did! What a good guy I am.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:40:44 pm
     » quote
    #287
  • (you're welcome, dudes)

    xPervsHardx
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:41:15 pm
     » quote
    #290
  • yeah speaking of, where are the other men in socks?
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:42:02 pm
     » quote
    #291
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:40:35 pm
    white trash is gay



    yeah I really showed your father when I fucked him in the shower
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:42:43 pm
     » quote
    #292
  • :: can i rub that strong massive cock that pumped my father's tight crusted pinky hole?... hmmmmmmm::
  • SpazzyGreenLegz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:43:02 pm
     » quote
    #293
  • i wanna chew on your penis, munch munch munch
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:43:26 pm
     » quote
    #294
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:25:04 pm
    did you guys see when Francesca reprimanded me. God is she adorable or what.


    <3

    sgl, i can't even hear you and shut it
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:44:25 pm
     » quote
    #295
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:41:15 pm
    yeah speaking of, where are the other men in socks?


    i had some ready to post but roland made me feel ashamed of my body
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:44:36 pm
     » quote
    #296
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 2:41:15 pm
    yeah speaking of, where are the other men in socks?



    i'm at work but tonight i will totally sock you guys off.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:44:46 pm
     » quote
    #297
  • just kidding, i love my body
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:45:46 pm
     » quote
    #299
  • dooooooo it jim!

    red hoodie and sox now!
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:46:40 pm
     » quote
    #300
  • yay jarrod!
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:47:53 pm
     » quote
    #301
  • Yo greenlegs your exboyfriend looks likes a pre-junkie Weeks from the Wire.
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:48:58 pm
     » quote
    #302
  • Oh nevermind.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:00:34 pm
     » quote
    #303
  • I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
    I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:00:53 pm
     » quote
    #304
  • sorry, that's in my head from the 90s thread and i also didn't want this thread to lose steam
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:02:19 pm
     » quote
    #306
  • you mean didn't ya? cuz yeah, i didn't
  • legalize_it posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:03:17 pm
     » quote
    #307
  • someone show some more man leg please thanks <3
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:03:26 pm
     » quote
    #308
  • I like to move it, move it
    Ya like to ("Move it")

    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    Ya like to ("Move it")

    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    Ya like to ("Move it")

    All girls all over the world,
    original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
    I love how all girls a move them body,
    and when ya move ya body, and move it,
    nice and sweet and sexy, alright!

    Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
    original cute body you a mek man mud up.
    Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
    original cute body you a mek man mud up.

    Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
    physically, physically, physically fit
    Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
    physically, physically, physically fit

    Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
    Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
    Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
    Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
    Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
    Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
    Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
    Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    Ya like to ("Move it")

    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    I like to move it, move it
    Ya like to ("Move it")
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:04:02 pm
     » quote
    #309
  • Oh no, I was questioning whether you like to move it move it or not. I do not doubt your dedication to seeing young girls in knee high socks.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:06:13 pm
     » quote
    #310
  • oh hahahah, yeah, i like to move it move it. like i was saying.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:08:30 pm
     » quote
    #311
  • Next time I have to help move a friend to and/or from an apartment (which seems to be a lot lately) I am going to open up all the windows in the apartment and put this Real 2 Real jam on repeat until the job is finished. THEN, we will see who really likes to move it.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:12:39 pm
     » quote
    #312
  • are you suggesting a MOVE IT-off
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:18:23 pm
     » quote
    #313
  • Oooo, not a bad idea. Each contestant has to prove that they actually like to move stuff within the span of the song
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:19:41 pm
     » quote
    #315
  • Someone might want to check on Anthony, I'm worried he might have killed his geese out of frustration over the turn this thread has taken.
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:22:33 pm
     » quote
    #317
  • i tried to save it what the hell
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:23:23 pm
     » quote
    #319
  • HAHA i love that this dude is ignoring his other selves.
  • donovan posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:23:27 pm
     » quote
    #320
  • WOW. This thread takes game 7 in overtime, 112-108.
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:33:03 pm
     » quote
    #322
  • i see what you did there.
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:38:27 pm
     » quote
    #325
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:22:33 pm
    i tried to save it what the hell


    Honestly! Why even sticky this? There's like TWO SOCK PICS!

    :: demands refund ::
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:38:31 pm
     » quote
    #326
  • why does this dude hate fun so much
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:42:40 pm
     » quote
    #328
  • maybe it will get better tonight. YOU KNOW GIRLS TEND TO GET WACKY AFTER A FEW COCKTAILS AMIRITE WINKWINK
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:57:40 pm
     » quote
    #330
  • knowwhatimean knowwhatimean say no more say no more nudge nudge
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:00:45 pm
     » quote
    #332
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:38:27 pm
    .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:22:33 pm
    i tried to save it what the hell

    Honestly! Why even sticky this? There's like TWO SOCK PICS!

    :: demands refund ::


    :: also demands refund ::

    wait am i allowed
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:01:15 pm
     » quote
    #333
  • I wanna say, I'm getting some private ones, and one of em may be a surefire winner if she decides to enter.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:03:15 pm
     » quote
    #334
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:01:15 pm
    come over
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:05:17 pm
     » quote
    #336
  • you fucking goose asdecrfvgbhjnkxdsdacdcsd
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:12:55 pm
     » quote
    #340
  • well there'll be some pole vaulting going on now
  • andypereZ posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:19:16 pm
     » quote
    #341
  • seriously, how many email addresses does this fucking greenleggedkellogs spazz have to keep busting out the new profiles?
  • annihilaters posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 5:43:54 pm
     » quote
    #343
  • sue, this thread now appeals to my interests
  • thomas posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 6:03:18 pm
     » quote
    #344
  • yo what is going ON in here
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 6:09:26 pm
     » quote
    #345
  • Thomas don't you fucking start with us right now don't you dare
  • thomas posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 6:16:41 pm
     » quote
    #346
  • i have no objections
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 6:25:32 pm
     » quote
    #347
  • this becomes more tempting by the minute.
  • Sbordone posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 6:33:19 pm
     » quote
    #348
  • damn sue, you gettin tiny
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 6:35:07 pm
     » quote
    #349
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 6:25:32 pm
    this becomes more tempting by the minute.



    do it.

    i'm coordinating a photo session this evening.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:22:08 pm
     » quote
    #352
  • just to show i am a good sport, here's mine. coded in this picture are also many clues as to how i don't give a FUCK, for example, i am still wearing my work socks, my socks don't even match (they pretty much never do), and i couldn't be bothered to put shorts on, or like roland, a third sock. unfortunately you can't see that i am reading a funny book, but whatever



    ::waits for sexy PMs::
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:32:38 pm
     » quote
    #354
  • and if you are like damn, looks like jim has some big feet, it's because i do. it's not trick photography
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:33:31 pm
     » quote
    #355
  • god what a smug house jim has
  • i_call_bullshit posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:34:54 pm
     » quote
    #357
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:22:08 pm
    coded in this picture are also many clues as to how i don't give a FUCK, for example, i am still wearing my work socks, my socks don't even match (they pretty much never do), and i couldn't be bothered to put shorts on, or like roland, a third sock. unfortunately you can't see that i am reading a funny book, but whatever


    "NO NO, I SWEAR I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST LOOK AT THAT LAMP. SERIOUSLY! I DIDN'T REALLY SPEND 10 MINUTES TRYING TO GET IT COCKED AT THE RIGHT ANGLE JUST LIKE THE WAY THOSE KIDS SPEND HOURS IN THE MIRROR TRYING TO MUSSY UP THEIR HAIR JUST RIGHT, HONEST TO GOLLY!"


  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:35:36 pm
     » quote
    #358
  • this place RULES now. there are plants everywhere. it's clean. it smells good. for once in my life i am bringing girls home to a place that is nicer than theirs ::moonwalks on shiny hardwood floor::
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:36:16 pm
     » quote
    #359
  • look how thin and insubstantial the books on his table are. you can tell he is not smart
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:36:35 pm
     » quote
    #360
  • lol, ryan. i actually didn't touch the lamp at all, it's just like that all the time because kinda crooked is how i roll
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:37:02 pm
     » quote
    #361
  • What. What did I say.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:37:14 pm
     » quote
    #362
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:36:16 pm
    look how thin and insubstantial the books on his table are. you can tell he is not smart


    hahhaha those are matty and eri's guides to the secret hot springs of japan
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:37:32 pm
     » quote
    #363
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:37:02 pm
    What. What did I say.


    NOTHING AT ALL OF COURSE
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:38:11 pm
     » quote
    #364
  • how come girls post sexy sock pics and the other girls are supportive, and i post mine and you dudes get all catty on me. HMMM???
  • eliz posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:39:51 pm
     » quote
    #366
  • wow i just saw this
    that spazzygreenlegs or whatever girl is such a butterface it isn't funny
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:41:42 pm
     » quote
    #367
  • I just honestly don't think you're that funny, that's all. It's got nothing to do with the fact that you allegedly have a huge cock and all the girls want to touch it.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:44:59 pm
     » quote
    #368
  • that hurts, man. i would rather have an average penis and be slightly less good looking than not be funny at all. harsh
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:46:36 pm
     » quote
    #369
  • I'm trying to put myself in the brain of a catty girl to continue this role playing and I have no idea what you are supposed to say next. Fucking girls are nuts.
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:48:20 pm
     » quote
    #370
  • Wait, wait... THAT POOR CAT YOU PROBABLY ONLY FEED IT CANNED FOOD AND IT'S GOT TO WALK AROUND LOOKING AT THOSE CHUBBY LITTLE CALVES ALL DAY.
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:49:11 pm
     » quote
    #371
  • HAIRLESS! Chubby HAIRLESS CALVES!!!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:52:44 pm
     » quote
    #372
  • oh HELL no ::snaps fingers::
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:53:30 pm
     » quote
    #373
  • i have plenty of hair on my calves, btw. i am braiding it right now
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:53:46 pm
     » quote
    #374
  • PLENTY. all the hair you could ever want
  • Killick posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:54:34 pm
     » quote
    #375
  • Yeah well why did you frame it so we couldn't see your face BECAUSE YOUR GRILL IS FUCKING BUSTED.
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:54:58 pm
     » quote
    #376
  • hey you two, put a sock in it
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:04:08 pm
     » quote
    #378
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 7:36:16 pm
    look how thin and insubstantial the books on his table are. you can tell he is not smart


    goddammit jordan
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:24:47 pm
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    #383
  • Are you going to hang that other picture jim?

    J/k

    SUP
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:27:39 pm
     » quote
    #384
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:20:24 pm
    9yearoldvigin-clippings.gif
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:31:41 pm
     » quote
    #385
  • ryan totally busted me. i did manipulate that picture, it's totally fake. this is what is actually going on right now

  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:33:32 pm
     » quote
    #386
  • ahahahahhahaa @ hatred of capitalism!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:34:47 pm
     » quote
    #387
  • hahaha fuck i am so glad you noticed, that was for you especially
  • twiggy posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:36:03 pm
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    #388
  • jim your place looks so fancy now!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:37:21 pm
     » quote
    #389
  • twiggy you gotta come over, it's RELAXING
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:41:16 pm
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    #390
  • HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE INSTRUCSTIONAL SPANISH VIDEOS WHERE THE AD SAD "SPELL SOCKS" S O C K S.....YOU'RE SPEAKING SPANISH, THATS WHAT IT IS!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:43:46 pm
     » quote
    #391
  • wait i totally remember that, wtf was that called
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:45:02 pm
     » quote
    #392
  • the only italian i can remember is all from a very funnily voiced instructional tape i had, the dude's voice was hilarious. best way to get you to remember shit, although it was unintentional
  • beavis posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:56:26 pm
     » quote
    #393


  • i just tried to put my roommates dog in socks..to no avail

    hrrmpft
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:15:25 pm
     » quote
    #396
  • lookit how insane rodney looks haha
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:16:12 pm
     » quote
    #397
  • people are actually PMing pictures? now that's just creepy. out these ladies, tout de suite!
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:17:50 pm
     » quote
    #398
  • Rodney Statue ALWAYS looks insane in pictures. It's so weird.
  • vermicious_knid posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:18:10 pm
     » quote
    #399
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 8:31:41 pm
    ryan totally busted me. i did manipulate that picture, it's totally fake. this is what is actually going on right now


    that monkey mask looks a bit like the ones in One Got Fat...where did you get it?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:20:05 pm
     » quote
    #400
  • @ the bronx zoo! i had a giraffe one too but i wore it too hard
  • vermicious_knid posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:22:01 pm
     » quote
    #401
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:20:05 pm
    @ the bronx zoo! i had a giraffe one too but i wore it too hard


    hahaha. attn: bronx zoo, you're on my list...
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:34:43 pm
     » quote
    #402
  • AHAHAHAHA is that monkey mask from my birthday like 100 years ago?
  • borisa...shit posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:40:11 pm
     » quote
    #404
  • Ooooooomg that bobblehead, Jim.

    I could only find one sock!

    Here are mismatched socks
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:42:49 pm
     » quote
    #405
  • "A sweet disorder in the dress
    Kindles in clothes a wantonness :
    A lawn about the shoulders thrown
    Into a fine distraction :
    An erring lace which here and there
    Enthrals the crimson stomacher :
    A cuff neglectful, and thereby
    Ribbons to flow confusedly :
    A winning wave (deserving note)
    In the tempestuous petticoat :
    A careless shoe-string, in whose tie
    I see a wild civility :
    Do more bewitch me than when art
    Is too precise in every part.
  • fjørd posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:47:17 pm
     » quote
    #407
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:16:12 pm
    people are actually PMing pictures?


    you have NO IDEA
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 9:52:28 pm
     » quote
    #409
  • somebody pm me some loris. i need it
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:12:06 pm
     » quote
    #411
  • alright here it comes.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:24:34 pm
     » quote
    #412
  • it's a good thing i am :| right now
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:27:40 pm
     » quote
    #416
  • and the best afro sad candy corn photo you've ever seen (most likely)
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:29:10 pm
     » quote
    #417
  • i wish i had four hands so i could give those legs three thumbs up
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:30:17 pm
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    #418
  • hahaha that candy corn

    as i am friends with both you and your bf, let me just say i hope you are having a lovely day. that's it.
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:32:15 pm
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    #420
  • i was wondering if my attempt at perv would go over.
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:32:49 pm
     » quote
    #421
  • HAHAH well jim here is a jpg of the sad candy corn so please use it when appropriate
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:33:12 pm
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    #422
  • this perv picked up on it, so you got that going for you
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:33:17 pm
     » quote
    #423
  • i would like to use it everytime anthony threatens to quit the board.
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:35:31 pm
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    #426
  • i want THIS board to be responsible for the internet sensation that will be SAD CANDY CORN
  • .francesca posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:35:38 pm
     » quote
    #427
  • l;kadjsfakljfakljf YES
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:36:37 pm
     » quote
    #428
  • kristin, you've redeemed yourself, and like Jim, I would also like to wish you and your man a lovely day, and a Happy New Year
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:37:00 pm
     » quote
    #429
  • it would be funny if you could get a giant pool of those candy corns and drown wendy sulca in it
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:38:25 pm
     » quote
    #431
  • redeemed myself??!?!?!
    what did i do wrong in the first place?
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:39:41 pm
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    #433
  • i hate to go after kristin, and lose points since these aren't knee socks, but hope to regain said points based on the fact that i'm pretty sure these socks belong to one of y'all:

  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:40:15 pm
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    #434
  • all y'all need to be posting your faces!
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:40:59 pm
     » quote
    #435
  • not with my job i ain't.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:40:59 pm
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    #436
  • i posted my crotch instead.

    i love that fucking candy corn.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:41:33 pm
     » quote
    #438
  • i wish i was in a state where i could remember the ThisThreadRules passowrd
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:41:44 pm
     » quote
    #439
  • oh yeah i forgot people have jobs.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:42:22 pm
     » quote
    #440
  • WE ALL CAN'T GET PAID TO LOOK PRETTY, KRISTIN
  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:42:59 pm
     » quote
    #441
  • HAHAH i don't do that anymore. i got laid off 2 months ago from my REAL JOB
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:43:26 pm
     » quote
    #442
  • liza looks like she beat up some whimpster on bedford and stole his clothes.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:43:39 pm
     » quote
    #443
  • pretty sure thats why they keep me around at the library, can't think of any other reason
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:44:18 pm
     » quote
    #444
  • HAHAHAH i am wearing a unisex v-neck t-shirt, boys' underwear (way more comfortable to sleep in), and dudes' socks. GENDER-BENDER!
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:45:03 pm
     » quote
    #445
  • damn, looks like people really want some free beer
  • reggie posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:45:20 pm
     » quote
    #446
  • wow. this thread pulled through! nice socks, ladies!
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:45:51 pm
     » quote
    #447
  • first of all, i just want to say that the depravity in this thread is absolutely despicable. you should all be ashamed. the fact that some of you need to expose yourselves for attention/approval is really just sad.

    and furthermore,

  • kristin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:47:47 pm
     » quote
    #448
  • YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
    the couple that socks together...uh... stays together?
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:52:08 pm
     » quote
    #450
  • LOSS SOCK
    DOES NOT CALD WHEN COME
    FOAM

  • brindle posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:55:34 pm
     » quote
    #451
  • jarrod posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:45:51 pm
    first of all, i just want to say that the depravity in this thread is absolutely despicable. you should all be ashamed. the fact that some of you need to expose yourselves for attention/approval is really just sad.

    and furthermore,


    CUTE ALERT!
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:04:24 pm
     » quote
    #452
  • also let me please echo all of the comments about roland's thigs. god, i might have drooled.
  • brindle posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:06:36 pm
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    #453
  • for real. jesus.
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:08:55 pm
     » quote
    #454
  • the kind of thigs you'd like to suck on for day...


  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:28:25 pm
     » quote
    #455
  • a day , A DAY. fuck. time for bed.
  • Caaah posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:30:35 pm
     » quote
    #456
  • hahaha

    you sure you don't want me to do a scabby knee w/ sock pic before you go to sleep?
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:35:07 pm
     » quote
    #457
  • no, I'm not sure that I don't want you to do that.
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:39:21 pm
     » quote
    #459
  • "Wow. Must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... Sure beats doing it."
  • ben posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:01:03 am
     » quote
    #460
  • ben likes this thread
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:04:31 am
     » quote
    #461
  • doing it (to myself) as we speak
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:13:54 am
     » quote
    #463
  • spotted thig

  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:14:19 am
     » quote
    #464
  • ben posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:01:03 am
    ben likes this thread
  • fjørd posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:18:54 am
     » quote
    #465
  • ahaha that little guy rules, watch him go

  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:22:47 am
     » quote
    #466
  • INCROYABLE

    i did that?! swoooooon
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:23:22 am
     » quote
    #467
  • hehe
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:24:20 am
     » quote
    #468
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:39:21 pm
    "Wow. Must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want... Sure beats beating it."
  • jordivision posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:27:59 am
     » quote
    #469
  • i thought it called for Jerri Blankisms
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:30:05 am
     » quote
    #470
  • hahahahaha is that what that's from? Fucking <3
  • annihilaters posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 1:05:27 am
     » quote
    #471
  • i like the ice dancing costume, carol!
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 1:10:07 am
     » quote
    #472
  • wow are all you dudes on the rag in here?
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 1:17:50 am
     » quote
    #473
  • Im allergic to socks
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 1:21:24 am
     » quote
    #474
  • so, who wants to see me 'fun sock"? Hah huh? No one?
  • this thread rules! posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 2:26:24 am
     » quote
    #476
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:41:33 pm
    i wish i was in a state where i could remember the ThisThreadRules password

    Jim, the password is C_ _ _ _ _ _
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:15:59 am
     » quote
    #477
  • hahaha strong work w_t! "bringing people together since a long time ago"
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:59:16 am
     » quote
    #478
  • white_trash posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 11:08:55 pm
    the kind of thigs you'd like to sock on for a day...


    Here, I fixed the whole thing for you.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:30:44 am
     » quote
    #480
  • In honor oF this thread, I am going to bring back a good old phrase:

    SCHWING!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:33:03 am
     » quote
    #481
  • HAHAHAH i already tried to bring that back man
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:33:13 am
     » quote
    #482
  • i think that was my first twitter, actually haha
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:35:21 am
     » quote
    #483
  • great minds, my man. great. minds.

    Well, fuck it. I'm going to try and bring another oldie but goodie back:


    SWISH!!!
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:07:05 am
     » quote
    #484
  • nothing but net
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:13:15 am
     » quote
    #486
  • hahah i put like a good 4 minutes work into that setup. if you look closely at the left you can even spot one of these

  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:14:40 am
     » quote
    #487
  • jim and i are going to start a sock self-promotion club, open only to people whose sock pictures were too clever to be truly appreciated.
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:16:43 am
     » quote
    #489
  • plus i wasn't wearing pants. BUT I MEAN, THE SOCKS.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:17:43 am
     » quote
    #490
  • Jim you have a berimbau???

    SWEET!

  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:19:29 am
     » quote
    #491
  • hahaha it's matty and eri's. the mbira i am jammin on is mine though
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:19:52 am
     » quote
    #492
  • i'm all bing bing bing bing bing BONG
  • jarrod posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:23:23 am
     » quote
    #493
  • guys, i think you should know that i totally filled that sock.


    man, looking at my thigs after looking at roland's thigs is kinda depressing.
  • fjørd posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:25:57 am
     » quote
    #494
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:17:43 am
    Jim you have a berimbau???

    SWEET!


    hahaha that gif! i've seen dudes in (a very crowded) central park pulling that capoeira shit. GTFO
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:27:19 am
     » quote
    #495
  • You know the worst thing about doing that capoeira shit???



    NO SOCKS!
  • fjørd posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:28:04 am
     » quote
    #496
  • ingrates.
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:34:21 am
     » quote
    #497
  • Jim you need to see our statue. Its a 3 foot tall tower of brass monkeys.
  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:35:30 am
     » quote
    #498
  • that's true, i seent it
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:43:43 am
     » quote
    #499
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:34:21 am
    Jim you need to see our statue. Its a 3 foot tall tower of brass monkeys.


    whoa, nice!! i have numerous versions of the thinker monkeys kickin around

  • discongeniality posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:06:26 am
     » quote
    #500
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 1:21:24 am
    so, who wants to see me 'fun sock"? Hah huh? No one?


    sock tease
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:10:47 am
     » quote
    #501
  • hahahaha fuck i cannot believe it took us that many posts to get someone to post "sock tease." wtf guys, let's tighten up our game here
  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:11:43 am
     » quote
    #502
  • ajasfa we were...distracted
  • discongeniality posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:18:18 am
     » quote
    #503
  • seriously. COLLECTIVE SLAP TO THE PERV ASSOCIATION.
  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:19:31 am
     » quote
    #504
  • askldjfajfa perv association. INCREDIBLE PERV ASSOCIATION
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:46:57 am
     » quote
    #506
  • now I'm going to giggle every time I order an IPA
  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:58:31 am
     » quote
    #507
  • success is:
    a) having this thread be the first result when you google "incredible perv"
    b) the result being MY post wherein i first mention "incredible pervs"
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:25:26 pm
     » quote
    #509
  • hahaha credit where credit is due
  • ben posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:25:32 pm
     » quote
    #510

  • a) having this thread be the first result when you google "incredible perv"


    nice work.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 12:58:47 pm
     » quote
    #511
  • caketown posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:52:08 pm
    LOSS SOCK
    DOES NOT CALD WHEN COME
    FOAM




    ahahahjGAFSGHJKJhgmfcGLHKAFG
  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:04:49 pm
     » quote
    #513
  • i mean credit really goes to anthony for being CEO of the IPA
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:06:22 pm
     » quote
    #514
  • I may need to step down as CEO.

    I have enough problems as it is.
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:09:10 pm
     » quote
    #516
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:06:22 pm
    I may need to step down as CEO.
    I have enough problems as it is.


  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:10:10 pm
     » quote
    #518
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:08:51 pm
    mo honeys mo problems


    aslkdhgl;ksdjgl;ksdf;as
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:11:36 pm
     » quote
    #519
  • I got 99 problems and a perv ain't one
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:43:28 pm
     » quote
    #521
  • yesssss kristin
  • real_original posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 4:00:58 pm
     » quote
    #523
  • man, the things i miss...

    this whole thread <3

    and roland o_0
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 4:01:30 pm
     » quote
    #524
  • real_original posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 3:00:58 pm
    man, the thigs i miss...
  • Staples posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 4:50:39 pm
     » quote
    #527
  • also, this thread:

  • lila_engel posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 4:57:00 pm
     » quote
    #529
  • jordivision posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 10:29:10 pm
    i wish i had four hands so i could give those legs three thumbs up



    ahahahaha
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 4:57:07 pm
     » quote
    #530
  • hahaha those socks look so small in comparison to all the thig highs
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 4:57:59 pm
     » quote
    #531
  • or in comparison to your MUSCUKLAR CALVES
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:00:08 pm
     » quote
    #532
  • I want to make fun of staples but I haven't posted a pic myself...
  • reggie posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:01:03 pm
     » quote
    #533
  • i took sock/thig pics! but i can't bring myself to post them. the point of me telling you all this is that i actually took them. SO there's that.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:02:00 pm
     » quote
    #535
  • i feel like i will hate myself if i do this. that said, i'm pretty sure i'll get a few beers in me, hobble home, put on some knee highs and go apeshit with photobooth.
  • reggie posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:02:30 pm
     » quote
    #536
  • no no that wasn't a "convince me to post them" post. it was a "HEY! look! this thread inspired me!" post. sort of. WHATEVER.
  • reggie posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:02:50 pm
     » quote
    #537
  • I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. MORE.
  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:03:16 pm
     » quote
    #538
  • I'M JUST REPEATING WHAT YOU SAID TO ME.
  • reggie posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:03:48 pm
     » quote
    #539
  • JUST GOT IT.
  • Staples posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:04:10 pm
     » quote
    #540
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:00:08 pm
    I want to make fun of staples but I haven't posted a pic myself...


    come on dude, its just me and roland in here. we're lonely.
  • jarrod posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:13:18 pm
     » quote
    #542
  • Staples posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:04:10 pm
    el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:00:08 pmI want to make fun of staples but I haven't posted a pic myself...come on dude, its just me and roland in here. we're lonely.



    what am i, chopped liver penis (in a sock)?
  • Staples posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:15:06 pm
     » quote
    #543
  • didn't see yours. i assure you, sir, you are not chopped liver penis.
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:47:55 pm
     » quote
    #545
  • hahahahadlfhkudfhkfdhjkdfshkfhkhfdhdfkjdfshkdsjksdlhsdfkjhs
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:24:13 pm
     » quote
    #546
  • I'm feeling particularly frisky today perhaps I'll officially enter.
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:26:19 pm
     » quote
    #547
  • Beg for the gams. Beg for them.
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:26:30 pm
     » quote
    #548
  • Man gams. Mams.
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:26:56 pm
     » quote
    #549
  • It's weird how that works out phonetically huh.
  • arno posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:34:22 pm
     » quote
    #550
  • but where is the face?
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:34:50 pm
     » quote
    #551
  • great first post.
  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:39:39 pm
     » quote
    #552
  • .francesca posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:16:30 pm
    sock block!


    hahaha
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:41:44 pm
     » quote
    #553
  • FOR THOSE ABOUT TO SOCK

    WE SAAAALUUUUUTE YOUUUUU


    alright, that sucked. sorry
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:42:32 pm
     » quote
    #554
  • Staples posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:04:10 pm
    el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 5:00:08 pm
    I want to make fun of staples but I haven't posted a pic myself...

    come on dude, its just me and roland in here. we're lonely.


    Maybe later. I got calves like an overweight programmer, so it should be a treat.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:20:38 pm
     » quote
    #555
  • this is so sad, you guys.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:25:34 pm
     » quote
    #556
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:20:38 pm






    but thanks for taking the time from your exciting life of beekeeping, gardening, and babysitting to let us know. We always love hearing from you meggy!
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:25:56 pm
     » quote
    #557
  • by the way, voting is Thursday, so get em in
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:27:12 pm
     » quote
    #558
  • also, Meg, I-Phone pics will be accepted
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:39:56 pm
     » quote
    #560
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 6:26:30 pm
    Man gams. Mams.


    pfffttfhgahaaha

    MAMS
    MAMS
    MAMS
    MAMS
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:49:55 pm
     » quote
    #561
  • Aahahahahha Anthony.
  • borisa...shit posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:53:21 pm
     » quote
    #562
  • Wait, this is really a contest? I thought you were kidding, Liza.

    I need to start reading threads for real before I post things.
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:55:28 pm
     » quote
    #563
  • do you think i woulda taken pictures of myself in socks belonging to the CEO of the williamsboard perv committee/incredible perv association if i weren't going for some kind of EXTRA POINT BONUS?












    (just kidding. sort of.)
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:56:02 pm
     » quote
    #564
  • also:

    borisa...shit posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:53:21 pm
    Wait, this is really a contest? I thought you were kidding, Liza.

    I need to start reading threads for real before I post thigs.
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:57:02 pm
     » quote
    #565
  • wait. You were wearing anthony's socks? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:59:10 pm
     » quote
    #567
  • FORMERLY belonging. they are pretty comfortable, i've had them long enough that i ain't giving them back.
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:27:59 pm
     » quote
    #570
  • There's a joke about hanging a broad from an xmas tree in there somewhere, I can see it peeking out of the bush in the top right corner.
  • daskol posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:31:54 pm
     » quote
    #571
  • well, not only anyway.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:34:10 pm
     » quote
    #572
  • Caaah posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:57:02 pm
    wait. You were wearing anthony's socks? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww





    ewwwwwwwwwww? !
  • annieb posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:35:59 pm
     » quote
    #573
  • apparently there is a rampant misconception that your feet look like this:

  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:38:19 pm
     » quote
    #574
  • anthony's socks probably get washed more regularly and frequently than any other dude's in this entire city.
  • brindle posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:08:53 pm
     » quote
    #576
  • note: i've been wearing thes thigs for 2 days straight. they are so comfortable.
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:10:05 pm
     » quote
    #577
  • i decided last night that i could live in a t-shirt, briefs, and tube socks. i ain't gonna, but i could.
  • borisa...shit posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:13:15 pm
     » quote
    #578
  • Yeah, those white ones are uber comfy. Every time I wear them I end up wearing them to bed, etc. as well. Love snugglin' me up in some comfy wooliness!
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:31:32 pm
     » quote
    #579
  • And I get shit for wearing white tube socks all the time. YA'LL CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:34:01 pm
     » quote
    #580
  • if annie posted a picture of herself wearing your white tube socks, i think we might all like it. just sayin'.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:36:45 pm
     » quote
    #581
  • I'm about to do some serious regret posting
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:38:48 pm
     » quote
    #582
  • less talking about regret posting, more regret posting.
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:43:24 pm
     » quote
    #583
  • Anybody wearing my white tube socks are stepping on the dreams of a thousand dead babies. HOW'S THAT FOR REGRET POSTING.
  • annieb posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:46:24 pm
     » quote
    #584
  • i'm not stepping on no dead babies.. yet.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:46:43 pm
     » quote
    #585

  • Aww, that's cute. Well, if i thought this input came from a happy, fulfilled man i'd probably take it seriously. Until then have fun deriving all of your human interaction from this shitshow.


    Genie, I just managed to find interesting things to focus my attention on 90% of the time I'm not working/sleeping. For some utterly deranged reason I feel the need to torture myself by coming back to see in what ways few people I liked on here have degenerated for the sake of keeping this raft of dookie afloat.






    but thanks for taking the time from your exciting life of beekeeping, gardening, and babysitting to let us know. We always love hearing from you meggy![/quote]
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:51:14 pm
     » quote
    #586
  • JEEEEESUS FUCKING CHRIST MEG EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN AND JOKING AROUND IN HERE WHAT IN THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING. SOCKS. WE ARE TAKING PICTURES OF OURSELVES IN SOCKS.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:53:37 pm
     » quote
    #587
  • do what you want.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:54:43 pm
     » quote
    #588
  • I'm just gonna come out and say what a lot of us have been wanting to say for a while, but haven't yet.


    why don't you go fuck yourself, meg. Your misery and insecurity is so apparent to everyone here that no one takes anything you say seriously anymore. Now that you're done trolling for cock here and you found your little boy toy, you jump back here now and then to tell us how "sad" we are. You wanna talk to me about human interaction? It wasnt even a year ago that you were making posts every day for someone to have lunch with you. Glad everything's fallen in to place for you and your back to tell us what losers we are. thanks!
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:56:13 pm
     » quote
    #589
  • Hahahahah DUDE YOUR INDIGNATION IS SO MISGUIDED I THINK IT NEEDS TO STOP AT A GAS STATION AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:56:27 pm
     » quote
    #590
  • Well I wasn't going to say that.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:56:27 pm
     » quote
    #591
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 12:33:07 pm
    This is gonna get really silly
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:16 pm
     » quote
    #593
  • this is not the kind of regret posting i meant :|
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:25 pm
     » quote
    #594
  • but *slow clap*
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:40 pm
     » quote
    #595
  • Meg, MEG, just accused me of having no human interaction outside of the internet. Oh, you're a scream, meg. Stay classy.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:58 pm
     » quote
    #596
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:16 pm
    this is not the kind of regret posting i meant :|


    wasn't what I meant either.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:59 pm
     » quote
    #597
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:54:43 pm
    I'm just gonna come out and say what a lot of us have been wanting to say for a while, but haven't yet.


    why don't you go fuck yourself, meg. Your misery and insecurity is so apparent to everyone here that no one takes anything you say seriously anymore. Now that you're done trolling for cock here and you found your little boy toy, you jump back here now and then to tell us how "sad" we are. You wanna talk to me about human interaction? It wasnt even a year ago that you were making posts every day for someone to have lunch with you. Glad everything's fallen in to place for you and your back to tell us what losers we are. thanks!




    I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO BE HAPPY IS ALL.
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:58:45 pm
     » quote
    #598
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:58 pm
    caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:16 pm
    this is not the kind of regret posting i meant :|

    wasn't what I meant either.


    well hop on that shit then!
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:59:19 pm
     » quote
    #599
  • IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THE FUN PART TO END
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:59:26 pm
     » quote
    #600
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:57:59 pm
    white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:54:43 pm
    I'm just gonna come out and say what a lot of us have been wanting to say for a while, but haven't yet.


    why don't you go fuck yourself, meg. Your misery and insecurity is so apparent to everyone here that no one takes anything you say seriously anymore. Now that you're done trolling for cock here and you found your little boy toy, you jump back here now and then to tell us how "sad" we are. You wanna talk to me about human interaction? It wasnt even a year ago that you were making posts every day for someone to have lunch with you. Glad everything's fallen in to place for you and your back to tell us what losers we are. thanks!



    I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO BE HAPPY IS ALL.



    I don't believe that for one second. Say what you want about me, but I don't think you're an inherently nice person. You should work on it.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:59:56 pm
     » quote
    #601
  • can I post the pic of a sock on my dick now? jesus.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:01:12 pm
     » quote
    #603
  • you guys seem mad.


    oh, anthony! you're a riot. you, along with dozens of other people on here spend HOURS a day deriving pleasure from being nasty to people you don't know. get real, dude. i'm not perfect, sure but i'm still allowed to call bullshit when i see it.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:02:40 pm
     » quote
    #604
  • That's absurd.




    I know most of these people.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:02:46 pm
     » quote
    #605
  • and don't ever fucking call neil a 'boy-toy'. he's a fucking amazing person, you sad old shit.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:04:05 pm
     » quote
    #606
  • I don't wanna fight with you Meg. But you're awwwwfffuuullll high and mighty lately. You should take it down a notch. Everyone sees right through it.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:05:32 pm
     » quote
    #607
  • I like Neil. You're right, I shouldn't involve him in your fucking nonsense.
  • i_call_bullshit posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:07:08 pm
     » quote
    #608
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:01:12 pm
    i'm still allowed to call bullshit when i see it.



  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:07:20 pm
     » quote
    #609
  • Guys, guys, guys...GUYS. PLEASE! Can we get back to the socks here? I'm starting to get flaccid
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:10:21 pm
     » quote
    #610
  • wow. i don't care if anyone thinks me posting a picture of myself with a sad candy corn is sad or not.
    i find it hilarious as i find the other silly photos everyone took.

    that's all anyone had to say though anthony!
  • annihilaters posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:11:05 pm
     » quote
    #611
  • seriously? did an argument just begin in here over socks?
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:11:17 pm
     » quote
    #612
  • go back to the socks. whatever. i'm not going to make any point that will sink in here. i have no idea what i was thinking.
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:11:35 pm
     » quote
    #613
  • i'm gonna regret/delete this in the morning, but...

    LET'S GET THIS SHIT BACK ON TRACK.

  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:11:50 pm
     » quote
    #614
  • Meg, did you read any of this thread? I don't get why you would post that in here. This is the most pleasant and fun people have been on here in months.
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:12:03 pm
     » quote
    #615
  • its true. we're just having fun here. no big whoop, no harms done. I was a laughing little troll until just now. if i thought it would stir up any excitement I'd threaten a pic, but since it ain't gonna I'll just PROD W_T TO DO IT! You gonna let fjørd steal all that thunder?!?
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:12:30 pm
     » quote
    #616
  • and furthermore i hope she doesn't think i've degenerated
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:12:37 pm
     » quote
    #617
  • yes! caketown to the rescue!
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:12:54 pm
     » quote
    #618
  • WITH THREE SOCKS, NO LESS.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:13:07 pm
     » quote
    #619
  • I don't know If i like how my dick looks in the sock.
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:13:12 pm
     » quote
    #620
  • it's not like we're posting pictures with lorises in here
    (we're not, right?)
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:13:27 pm
     » quote
    #621
  • I understand that people are looking for respect. Either for them to respect people who post here, used to post, or whatever. BUT, in order to gain respect, you have to.....



    ...sockittomesockittomesockittomesockittomesockittome



    God that joke fucking sucked.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:13:46 pm
     » quote
    #622
  • i wouldn't know kristin, i havent spoken to you in months.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:14:35 pm
     » quote
    #624
  • Liza, you wearing a shirt, aren't you? CHEATER!
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:14:55 pm
     » quote
    #625
  • well i posted photos and you mentioned that you were coming here to check in on the people you liked who have degenerated. that's what i'm saying.
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:15:36 pm
     » quote
    #628
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:13:07 pm
    I don't know If i like how my dick looks in the sock.

    HAHAA

    and wes - no, that was a good one.
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:15:37 pm
     » quote
    #629
  • this is a silly dorky funny thread stemming from the new picture thread and the "judging" part is an obvious joke if anyone knows how anthony runs things. hehe.
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:15:44 pm
     » quote
    #630
  • liza, suck on my butthole you fucking cunt.
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:16:17 pm
     » quote
    #631
  • can you guys stop? seriously. everyone is entitled to post or not post photos but lay off eachother
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:16:40 pm
     » quote
    #632
  • Thanks Andy.

    Phew!

    ::wiped brow with Champion sock::
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:17:13 pm
     » quote
    #633
  • meg, you've been a sweetheart to me in the past, but you're going on temp ignore as a needless buzzkill.
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:20:06 pm
     » quote
    #635
  • megp posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:15:44 pm
    liza, suck on my butthole you fucking cunt.



    there's that happy, fulfilled person shining through again!
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:20:18 pm
     » quote
    #636
  • white_trash posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:13:07 pm
    I don't know If i like how my dick looks in the sock.


    Just keep looking at caketowns pic
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:21:42 pm
     » quote
    #638
  • HAHAHAHAHHA JORDAN
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:22:59 pm
     » quote
    #639
  • FUCKING ASSHOLES IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? HAPPY NOW?!

  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:24:27 pm
     » quote
    #640
  • My dog's not, I can tell you that much.
  • annieb posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:24:52 pm
     » quote
    #641
  • ctrl + click
    save
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:24:53 pm
     » quote
    #642
  • and the ladies say...
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:25:25 pm
     » quote
    #644
  • she looks so defeated!
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:26:40 pm
     » quote
    #646
  • YES THE PIPE AND ROBE COMBO!!!
    YES YES YES!
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:26:51 pm
     » quote
    #647
  • that picture has a life of about seven more hours.
  • kristin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:27:01 pm
     » quote
    #648
  • (in before someone posts that FUCKING MY LAB photo)
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:27:02 pm
     » quote
    #649
  • And you can get as angry as you want Meg, but the only people that picture is going to hurt are my own children. And they aren't going to have much of a chance in hell anyway.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:29:01 pm
     » quote
    #650
  • damn killick, juniors is... looking kinda crooked...
  • discongeniality posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:29:15 pm
     » quote
    #651
  • theres too much skinny in this thread. im posting more socks feat. ghetto thighs later.

    and maybe a couple stethescopes.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:29:25 pm
     » quote
    #652
  • haha the pipe
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:30:19 pm
     » quote
    #653
  • discongeniality posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:29:15 pm
    theres too much skinny in this thread. im posting more socks feat. ghetto thighs later.


    oh yeah? who are you kidding, mon petit?
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:31:11 pm
     » quote
    #655
  • RYAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I just fell over with laughter!!
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:32:02 pm
     » quote
    #656
  • I just realized, why do I have a rocking chair facing my front door? That is some fucking psycho shit right there.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:32:52 pm
     » quote
    #657
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:32:02 pm
    I just realized, why do I have a rocking chair facing my front door? That is some fucking psycho shit right there.


    "I've been waiting. hahahammmmMMMMMMmmmmm."
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:32:56 pm
     » quote
    #658
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:32:02 pm
    I just realized, why do I have a rocking chair facing my front door? That is some fucking psycho shit right there.


    something to prop your shotgun on
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:33:37 pm
     » quote
    #660
  • ^^^ that my inner elf
  • fjørd posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:34:25 pm
     » quote
    #661
  • ahaha maybeline is all "why daddy gotta do dumb shit all the tiiiiiime"
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:35:11 pm
     » quote
    #663
  • I'm guessing wt is off setting up the lighting for his portrait (see: Al Gore's "pants fold" in Rolling Stone a few years back)
  • fjørd posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:38:43 pm
     » quote
    #664
  • i wonder if bernice sic'd his balls
  • discongeniality posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:40:34 pm
     » quote
    #666
  • hahahadjl; ryan, that picture is too small & dark on my phone to tell for sure but it looks like maybe has socks on??
  • Killick posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:42:04 pm
     » quote
    #667
  • You know, I think Meg's drive by tongue lashing actually spiced this thread up a little. It was starting to lose some of it's charming absurdity.
  • caketown posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:42:38 pm
     » quote
    #668
  • just like jordan's gif suggested <3<3
  • GungaDin posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:45:09 pm
     » quote
    #669
  • perhaps. y'all pulled out of the nosedive nicely, though.
  • brindle posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:49:11 pm
     » quote
    #670
  • the pipe and smoking jacket combo are key and will, perhaps, give fjord a run for his money!
  • eliz posted this on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:55:18 pm
     » quote
    #671
  • ahahahah meg sucks
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:08:59 am
     » quote
    #672
  • hey caketown...

    show spoiler
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:32:17 am
     » quote
    #674
  • am I doing this right?

  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:33:12 am
     » quote
    #676
  • IT IS SO FUCKING RIGHT
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:36:04 am
     » quote
    #678

  • NOW THIS i can remember
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:40:05 am
     » quote
    #680
  • dang. carpet matches the drapes, don't it?
  • brindle posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:41:43 am
     » quote
    #681
  • o-O this is relevant to my interests
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:42:25 am
     » quote
    #682
  • HAHAHAHA fucking VEEBS!
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:48:15 am
     » quote
    #683
  • jim.
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:51:42 am
     » quote
    #686
  • did you photoshop your balls smaller?
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:44 am
     » quote
    #687
  • yeah what did you do with your nuts dude
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:56 am
     » quote
    #688
  • haha oh man

    we should close the registration for a bit, we're going to get gawkered for sure
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:53:23 am
     » quote
    #689
  • putting up that pic took A LOT OF BALLS but like, where are they
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:55:41 am
     » quote
    #690
  • haha. srsly, i had to like severely darken them to hide them in that 'lovin it' photo
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:55:50 am
     » quote
    #691
  • in the shadow and/or blocked by the sock
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:56:47 am
     » quote
    #692
  • oh. they're taped to your left leg. Now I get it.
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:57:42 am
     » quote
    #693
  • haha yeah, you got it
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:59:57 am
     » quote
    #695
  • o=D
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:00:08 am
     » quote
    #696
  • hahhaha
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:00:28 am
     » quote
    #697
  • only one equals sign? that's harsh
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:02:13 am
     » quote
    #698
  • pffff
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:02:46 am
     » quote
    #699
  • actually

    o==)
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:03:46 am
     » quote
    #700
  • hmm

    o==>
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:04:21 am
     » quote
    #702
  • how about the other way

    c==o
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:04:50 am
     » quote
    #703
  • C==o
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:05:43 am
     » quote
    #704
  • okay now this is just creepy.
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:06:17 am
     » quote
    #705
  • ahhZJSFHKAF
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:07:53 am
     » quote
    #706
  • hahhahaha OKAY THEN...moving on....
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:15:37 am
     » quote
    #707
  • LOOK I DONT GET TO COME HERE OFTEN LET ME HAVE MY CREEPFEST
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:21:15 am
     » quote
    #709
  • bless your heart veebs, for showing us other guys what pussies we are
  • Idontbelong posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:22:48 am
     » quote
    #710
  • If these are your sock entries, I'd hate to see what y'all would do with the raincoat contest!
  • jordivision posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:56:56 am
     » quote
    #713
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:56 am
    haha oh man

    we should close the registration for a bit, we're going to get gawkered for sure


    el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:56 am
    haha oh man

    we should close the registration for a bit, we're going to get gawkered for sure


    el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:56 am
    haha oh man

    we should close the registration for a bit, we're going to get gawkered for sure


    el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:56 am
    haha oh man

    we should close the registration for a bit, we're going to get gawkered for sure


    el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:56 am
    haha oh man

    we should close the registration for a bit, we're going to get gawkered for sure
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 2:03:21 am
     » quote
    #714


  • A vote for me is a vote for America
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 6:51:41 am
     » quote
    #715
  • HAHAHAHAH JESUS JIM. every time i think this thread has reached the highest point it is gonna reach, somebody takes it up another level.
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 7:04:48 am
     » quote
    #716
  • 0_0

    It's 7am so I can't compose my thoughts properly yet. Ok going back to sock dreams now.
  • annihilaters posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 7:42:39 am
     » quote
    #717
  • somebody someday is going to be saying to themselves "that's my lawyer!"
  • torontoONLY posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:13:08 am
     » quote
    #718
  • i will post a couple of pics tonight. i believe in healthy competition and these old man legs might stand a chance.
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:27:44 am
     » quote
    #719
  • annihilaters posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 7:42:39 am
    somebody someday is going to be saying to themselves "that's my lawyer!"


    haha..
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:30:27 am
     » quote
    #720
  • on the downside, i seriously doubt any more dudes are going to post after that.
  • annihilaters posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:48:00 am
     » quote
    #721
  • why not? my dick's bigger than jim's
  • annihilaters posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:58:08 am
     » quote
    #722
  • of course I scrolled down super fast so I wouldn't have to look at it
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:04:53 am
     » quote
    #723
  • hahahahah JIM. soo uuuhhh you know that informational interview I was going to set you up with...I'm gonna go ahead and link him to this thread so he can see that you are willing to go the extra mile.

    Holy christ this thread. slkdhflskajdf
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:29:42 am
     » quote
    #724
  • Did anyone save whatever caketown posted? PM me. ::hand phone gesture::
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:33:58 am
     » quote
    #726
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:29:42 am
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:34:16 am
     » quote
    #727
  • and veebs you are a maniac
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:37:47 am
     » quote
    #728
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:29:42 am
    Did anyone save whatever caketown posted? PM me. ::hand phone gesture::


    ME TOO
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:38:31 am
     » quote
    #730
  • OUTSTANDING FUCKING WORK, GUYS

    veebs, my hat goes off to you and your brave intrepid posting
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:48:15 am
     » quote
    #731
  • it was like the best thread in months was threatening to fall apart and turn nasty after we had already weathered spam attacks and all sorts of other bullshit, a truly perilous moment that required drastic action, and then BAM. boner saves the day.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:56:04 am
     » quote
    #734
  • i don't even get what meg's beef was. everyone is having fun, being nice to each other, fucking around and being silly. do i spend hours every day on here? fuck yeah i do and it fucking RULES and i love it. i'm at fucking work, and i get to spend the day cracking dumb jokes and laughing with my friends and looking at funny pictures and reading articles. that, my friends, is an awesome fucking situation and i am thankful every day that it exists. is life somehow more authentic and real if you are only on gmail and gchat all day instead of this? why? i don't get it
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:57:50 am
     » quote
    #735
  • NO JIM. YOU NEED TO HAVE SOME OTHER "HUMAN INTERACTION" BESIDES WILLIAMSBOARD. YOU WANNA GO TO SURF BAR AND EAT SOME SHRIMP WITH ME. DO YA DO YA
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:59:27 am
     » quote
    #736
  • I tell you this, if I were at surf bar I wouldn't have gotten a chance to see veebs' boner. So, I'm happy about that!
  • legalize_it posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:03:34 am
     » quote
    #738
  • there is a penis in a sock UMM WHAT
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:04:23 am
     » quote
    #739
  • somebody else can repost that picture but i ain't doing it myself.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:06:37 am
     » quote
    #741
  • haha probably the only way i could have more human interaction than i already do is if i just hung out at a 24 hour orgy all the time. i mean wtf. i got friends coming out the wazoo. I'M BOOKED FOR WEEKS. i have known internet weirdos who do just stay online all day but they almost always live in bumblefuck and i can't think of a single person who posts here that even comes close to fitting that bill. can you tell that this whole bullshit line of thinking offends me? because it offends me
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:07:46 am
     » quote
    #742
  • itt i learned there are multiple ways to have a pebis be in a sock and it mightve been years longer before id learned that through human interaction
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:08:47 am
     » quote
    #743
  • penis i mean. sorry, my nose is stuffed up
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:09:01 am
     » quote
    #744
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:59:27 am
    I tell you this, if I were at surf bar I wouldn't have gotten a chance to see veebs' boner. So, I'm happy about that!

    I feel I should clarify... that is not a boner. It is a penis. Even I have posting boundaries.
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:09:09 am
     » quote
    #745
  • PEBIS
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:11:00 am
     » quote
    #747
  • So, how many PMs did you get????
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:11:41 am
     » quote
    #748
  • It's just the "high and mighty above it all" act, which we've seen a million times, and we continue to see, and it's mostly from people who have trouble looking at themselves in the mirror every day. People that need to tell you how happy they are every chance they get usually aren't very happy. I think of this board in terms of, it's been more of a positive experience than a negative one for me (and that could change any minute with this thread and almost already has (lolz!))
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:13:39 am
     » quote
    #750
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:11:41 am
    I think of this board in terms of, it's been more of a positive experience than a negative one for me (and that could change any minute with this thread and almost already has (lolz!))


    and yet you still ain't posted your dick.

    i mean, sock. sock, not dick.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:14:13 am
     » quote
    #751
  • That should have been a question. I'm not even sure if I am using that word right or if I even know what it really means.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:14:14 am
     » quote
    #752
  • It just ain't that deep. Ya know. The only people who make it such a pressing issue are people who tend to do that to themselves.
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:15:52 am
     » quote
    #753
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:14:14 am
    It just ain't that deep. Ya know.

    is this in reference to your thoughts on Meg or to liza's question about the dick-sock
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:16:36 am
     » quote
    #754
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:14:13 am
    That should have been a question. I'm not even sure if I am using that word right or if I even know what it really means.


    HAHAHA
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:16:47 am
     » quote
    #755
  • p.s. vice versa HAS ARRIVED
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:17:11 am
     » quote
    #756
  • this part of this thread reminds me of "when people stop being polite...and start getting REAL."
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:19:25 am
     » quote
    #758
  • I guess I did use it right?

    ANYWAY, cue up the Reinhold and Savage!
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:19:35 am
     » quote
    #759
  • Sock dick anthony is probably not gonna happen. I have some pics of me wearing my gangster knee socks fully clothed (sans shirt), but that's as risque as I'm getting, if at all. I plan on running for mayor some day.

    I will say this though, I stuck a sock on my dick last night, and it felt really silly (in that good way)
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:23:09 am
     » quote
    #760
  • Something tells me this is going to be a good day to stay tuned to the internet.
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:23:53 am
     » quote
    #761
  • pebis bone
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:24:56 am
     » quote
    #762
  • because of this thread i just went off on my friend who complained to me on IM about people she doesn't know friend requesting her and i was like WELCOME TO THE FUCKING INTERNET, THAT'S LIFE and then she said it was actually the opposite of life and then i was like oh HELL no and really laid into her
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:25:13 am
     » quote
    #763
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:23:53 am
    pebis bone


    ahhaha
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:26:39 am
     » quote
    #765
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:37:47 am
    Colonial Wburg posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:29:42 am

    Did anyone save whatever caketown posted? PM me. ::hand phone gesture::

    ME TOO


    ten dollars for the posted one, five dollars for each outtake.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:27:38 am
     » quote
    #766
  • how about you float me this one for the 9 dillion free jokes i've donated
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:28:18 am
     » quote
    #767
  • can sort of see where meg is coming from, but anthony i think youre spot on and luckily i have lightened up a tonnnnnn w the recent onsetting of old age.

    however, i am glad meg is happy, and also that this thread survives, nay, thrives. nay, thig(h)s.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:28:19 am
     » quote
    #768
  • actually maybe i'll just post it again later. i don't really care who here sees it, but i get so paranoid about my kids after one of my former students found a picture of me in my underwear from when i was in college and made it her myspace picture.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:29:32 am
     » quote
    #769
  • meanwhile, I haven't lightened up one bit. I'm just an older, even more out of control, temperamental nutjob
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:30:44 am
     » quote
    #771
  • and I'm quitting the board. Right now. Goodbye
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:31:20 am
     » quote
    #772
  • yeah but now youre a senile tempermental nutjob with a silly ole sock on yr dick.

    goose.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:31:50 am
     » quote
    #773
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:31:20 am
    yeah but now youre a senile tempermental nutjob with a silly ole sock on yr dick.goose.


    the only thing sillier than showing everybody yr dicksock is taking pictures of it and NOT showing people. anthony just send it to jordan, he'll show us all.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:31:51 am
     » quote
    #774
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:31:20 am
    yeah but now youre a senile tempermental nutjob with a silly ole sock on yr dick.goose.


    hahahahahaha
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:31:59 am
     » quote
    #775
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:28:19 am
    actually maybe i'll just post it again later. i don't really care who here sees it, but i get so paranoid about my kids after one of my former students found a picture of me in my underwear from when i was in college and made it her myspace picture.


    OOF
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:32:50 am
     » quote
    #777
  • i want to make a thread about the throat plague going around but cant bear to leave this one long enough to do so
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:32:54 am
     » quote
    #778
  • i seriously advise myself against lightening up any more all the time. if i was any lighter i would be some kind of weird happy nihilist
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:36:20 am
     » quote
    #779
  • I didn't take any pictures
  • brindle posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:36:33 am
     » quote
    #780
  • annihilaters posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:48:00 am
    why not? my dick's bigger than jim's


    prove it. you won't.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:37:17 am
     » quote
    #781
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:32:50 am
    i want to make a thread about the throat plague going around but cant bear to leave this one long enough to do so


    do it. now i'm curious.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:38:23 am
     » quote
    #782
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:36:20 am
    I didn't take any pictures


    HAHAHHAHA GOD
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:39:14 am
     » quote
    #783
  • I felt stupid in front of Bernice.
  • brindle posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:41:19 am
     » quote
    #784
  • she liked it
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:41:58 am
     » quote
    #785
  • i bet she was wondering when you got modest.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:42:06 am
     » quote
    #786
  • I've put that poor dog through enough
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:48:33 am
     » quote
    #787
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:28:19 am
    actually maybe i'll just post it again later. i don't really care who here sees it, but i get so paranoid about my kids after one of my former students found a picture of me in my underwear from when i was in college and made it her myspace picture.




    AHAHAHAHA. god i hate/love teenagers.
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:51:36 am
     » quote
    #788
  • "Hi. I'm Jim V-- B----- and I'm looking for a job as an attorney. You may have seen pictures of me with a sock tied around my dick on the internet."
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:52:57 am
     » quote
    #789
  • this thread is so full of sexual tension
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:53:19 am
     » quote
    #790
  • there are still people on this board who haven't screwed?
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:53:56 am
     » quote
    #791
  • the ones who say they haven't are lying about it
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:55:49 am
     » quote
    #792
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:53:56 am
    the ones who say they haven't are lying about it



    o_O
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:01:21 am
     » quote
    #796
  • the other day staples told me "you should just sleep with ____ and _____ and then close up shop"
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:01:58 am
     » quote
    #797
  • is that a mad lib
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:02:21 am
     » quote
    #799
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:55:49 am
    eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:53:56 am
    the ones who say they haven't are lying about it


    o_O


    i ain't starting that today!
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:02:30 am
     » quote
    #800
  • "you should just sleep with HAIRY and BUTTS and then close up shop"
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:02:33 am
     » quote
    #801
  • "dupont rockefeller" and "alana post"
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:02:59 am
     » quote
    #802
  • "monoxide child" and "xhardstaresx"
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:03:26 am
     » quote
    #803
  • who the fuck was it on here that thought i was dating alana post when i started dating alana? biggest possible :|
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:04:29 am
     » quote
    #804
  • hahahahahaha
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:05:04 am
     » quote
    #805
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:02:30 am
    "you should just sleep with HAIRY and BUTTS and then close up shop"


    ::choke:: hhadfslsahah
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:05:19 am
     » quote
    #806
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:59:20 am
    I could do a bit better.


    what are you talking about?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:06:29 am
     » quote
    #807
  • he's talking about a picnic
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:06:59 am
     » quote
    #808
  • I am always willing to give dudes advice on who they should fuck. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:08:53 am
     » quote
    #809
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:06:29 am
    he's talking about a picnic


    hahahaha with potatoes and pickles.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:09:06 am
     » quote
    #810
  • 2009 Williamsboard Suck-Off
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:09:52 am
     » quote
    #811
  • what about girls, bill. i clearly have no idea who to fuck.
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:10:32 am
     » quote
    #812
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:30:44 am
    and I'm quitting the board. Right now. Goodbye


  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:10:37 am
     » quote
    #813
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:09:06 am
    2009 Williamsboard Suck-Off


    i was going to make that parody thread, but then i fell asleep.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:11:04 am
     » quote
    #815
  • jeez, francesca, youre the only one on the ball today!
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:11:21 am
     » quote
    #816
  • PAGING: mimi

    "I'm all stopped up"

    "you should really stop taking my sloppy seconds"

    lskdjl;ksdjglskdfj god, we should get her to post.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:11:29 am
     » quote
    #817
  • i was going to make that parody thread, but then i fell asleep.
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:12:17 am
     » quote
    #818
  • oh btw anthony I forgot to clarify my ewwww. I didn't mean you have dirty feet or anything...I'm sure they're quite lovely. However, as you are aware men don't always use socks for feet coverage. Pebis can be found in there sometimes.


    NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT THOUGH
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:12:45 am
     » quote
    #819
  • morning anthonyyyyyyy!
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:12:56 am
     » quote
    #820
  • yeah, they are quite lovely.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:14:11 am
     » quote
    #821
  • now i have to be worried about socks? i think like half my socks used to belong to dudes i've dated. i'm confused.
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:14:34 am
     » quote
    #822
  • i love the word pebis
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:15:29 am
     » quote
    #824
  • seriously, i don't understand.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:15:54 am
     » quote
    #826
  • julie what are you talking about
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:16:13 am
     » quote
    #827
  • genie <#
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:16:17 am
     » quote
    #828
  • fuck it. let's have bill make us a thread like ryan made. i'm in.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:17:30 am
     » quote
    #829
  • i'm talking about carol and the socks. why is she upset about socks? is this one of those things everyone except me knows? like when i couldn't figure out why the shower drain was always clogged up after mike showered?

    "there's no hair in there. i feel around with my fingers and it's, like, soap or something..."
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:17:42 am
     » quote
    #830
  • that's the worst idea ever.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:18:02 am
     » quote
    #831
  • people need to start setting each other up with their friends who are NOT on this board, that's what needs to happen.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:18:07 am
     » quote
    #832
  • and a fucking SOCK OFF isn't?
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:18:50 am
     » quote
    #833
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:18:02 am
    people need to start setting each other up with their friends who are NOT on this board, that's what needs to happen.


    a-fucking-men

    all my friends' friends are fucking terrible, though. either they're scumbags or they're gigantic nerds.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:18:53 am
     » quote
    #834
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:18:02 am
    people need to start setting each other up with their friends who are NOT on this board, that's what needs to happen.



    well according to meg, that's gonna be really tough to do
  • brindle posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:19:15 am
     » quote
    #835
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:15:42 am
    bill im actually asking


    yeah, i'd be interested in this, too.
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:19:24 am
     » quote
    #836
  • hahaha
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:19:40 am
     » quote
    #837
  • so genie, sue, and i walk into a bar....
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:19:41 am
     » quote
    #838
  • well if meg can find someone who's not on the board, why can't...
























    oh wait.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:20:14 am
     » quote
    #840
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:15:07 am
    Krystal, no!


    slakdhgl;askdjfl;skdfjl;sakdfj asl;dkfj

    But wes she would LOVE it and then I can continually take her sloppy seconds since it's clearly my goal in life.
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:21:58 am
     » quote
    #842
  • what the hell is going on in here.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:22:32 am
     » quote
    #845
  • wes and krystal have an inside joke they want us to all be curious about.

    AND IT'S WORKING!!!! TELL USSSSSSS
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:23:22 am
     » quote
    #846
  • Julie, you know the person in reference as well.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:24:24 am
     » quote
    #848
  • can we get back on track here
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:24:58 am
     » quote
    #849
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:19:40 am
    so genie, sue, and i walk into a bar....


    maybe we should put on some socks and do this and see what happens.
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:25:04 am
     » quote
    #850
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:17:30 am
    i'm talking about carol and the socks. why is she upset about socks? is this one of those things everyone except me knows? like when i couldn't figure out why the shower drain was always clogged up after mike showered?

    "there's no hair in there. i feel around with my fingers and it's, like, soap or something..."


    hahahahahahaha

    Confusing you is fun :)
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:25:11 am
     » quote
    #851
  • where are all the unemployed people, they're the only ones who can post socks in the daytime.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:25:18 am
     » quote
    #852
  • i started typing it all out and then realized it's really not that interesting. carry on.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:26:06 am
     » quote
    #853
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:25:04 am
    lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:17:30 am
    i'm talking about carol and the socks. why is she upset about socks? is this one of those things everyone except me knows? like when i couldn't figure out why the shower drain was always clogged up after mike showered?

    "there's no hair in there. i feel around with my fingers and it's, like, soap or something..."

    hahahahahahaha

    Confusing you is fun :)


    i've heard this a lot over the course of my adult life. hahaha
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:26:20 am
     » quote
    #854
  • isn't neil like 10 years younger than megp anyway
  • beans posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:27:09 am
     » quote
    #855
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:32:17 am
    am I doing this right?


    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA man I was all 'this thread isn't funny what is wrong with you guys' but holy shit. I'm not even gonna read the rest of the thread, it's OVER MAN, IT'S OVER
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:27:14 am
     » quote
    #856
  • oh so that megp thing wasn't a joke?
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:27:51 am
     » quote
    #857
  • only on her, gina.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:29:02 am
     » quote
    #858
  • blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:29:49 am
     » quote
    #859
  • i need a jar to put a quarter in every time i think of something rude to say to someone itt. i would be a gajillionaire by the end of the day.
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:30:01 am
     » quote
    #860
  • hahaha i just heard that song for the first time in the airport
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:31:04 am
     » quote
    #861
  • fwiw, i think meg and neil are adorable together and very well suited.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:31:13 am
     » quote
    #862
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:29:49 am
    i need a jar to put a quarter in every time i think of something rude to say to someone itt. i would be a gajillionaire by the end of the day.



    wouldn't it be your own money anyway?
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:31:47 am
     » quote
    #863
  • yeah, I don't get that either. Why not just cash in your quarters and call it a day. Take a vacation or something
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:32:17 am
     » quote
    #864
  • so when's judging again?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:32:40 am
     » quote
    #865
  • no no, when liza says something rude about you, you owe her a quarter
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:33:31 am
     » quote
    #866
  • she looked me dead in the eye

    ay ay ay
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:33:47 am
     » quote
    #868
  • brindle posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:19:15 am
    discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:15:42 am
    bill im actually asking

    yeah, i'd be interested in this, too.


    obviously each other.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:33:51 am
     » quote
    #869
  • well i hope they're doing male and female categories. because otherwise we should just give jim a ribbon now and carry on with our lives
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:34:05 am
     » quote
    #870
  • she already knew what to figga
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:34:16 am
     » quote
    #871
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:31:13 am
    caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:29:49 ami need a jar to put a quarter in every time i think of something rude to say to someone itt. i would be a gajillionaire by the end of the day.

    wouldn't it be your own money anyway?


    SHIT




    5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:32:40 am
    no no, when liza says something rude about you, you owe her a quarter


    i mean... yeah that. you're responsible for keeping the tally.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:34:24 am
     » quote
    #872
  • had her lookin at her boyfrind like
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:34:48 am
     » quote
    #874
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:32:17 am
    so when's judging again?


    see: last tweet before you die thread

    well that's judgement, anyway. If you believe in that stuff. Personally, I'll be reincarnated as some cotton plant which will take part in Williamsboard SOCK OFF 2109
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:35:26 am
     » quote
    #875
  • i like to think he says "feelin on her butt, butt!" instead of "butt, what."
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:35:43 am
     » quote
    #876
  • how is it possible that this song is getting stuck in my head via disjointed lyrics posted sporadically on the the internet. kill me.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:36:00 am
     » quote
    #877
  • socks and shit-talking > butt, what.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:36:43 am
     » quote
    #878
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:32:40 am
    no no, when liza says something rude about you, you owe her a quarter


    What a load of shit! You mean to tell me that I could be minding my own bee's wax, whistling "Holy Diver," and skipping down Meeker Avenue and than BAM! Out of nowhere, Liza appears, says rude remarks about me and now I owe her two bits???
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:37:58 am
     » quote
    #879
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:35:26 am
    i like to think he says "feelin on her butt, butt!" instead of "butt, what."


    hahaha
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:38:07 am
     » quote
    #880
  • this thread is fucking out of control, i love it
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:38:34 am
     » quote
    #882
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:36:43 am
    5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:32:40 amno no, when liza says something rude about you, you owe her a quarterWhat a load of shit! You mean to tell me that I could be minding my own bee's wax, whistling "Holy Diver," and skipping down Meeker Avenue and than BAM! Out of nowhere, Liza appears, says rude remarks about me and now I owe her two bits???


    this just made me laugh really loud in front of my students and i had to pretend i was coughing. i think they thought i was trying to cover up a fart.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:38:57 am
     » quote
    #883
  • the other day birthday sex got stuck in my head just because it was someone's birthday. "it's john's birthday"

    that's all it took.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:39:42 am
     » quote
    #885
  • great. those two get hooked up and i'm out in the cold, again.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:39:48 am
     » quote
    #886
  • i just favorited this thread and it felt ~*~so good~*~
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:42:07 am
     » quote
    #887
  • we're gonna need to go back to socks and thigs pretty soon
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:42:43 am
     » quote
    #888
  • im going to get a christmas tree this year JUST to hang hot dogs with socks tied on them as ornaments.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:43:37 am
     » quote
    #889
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:42:43 am
    im going to get a christmas tree this year JUST to hang hot dogs with socks tied on them as ornaments.



    if you have a dog those hotdogs are going to get eaten pretty quickly. or if you invite me over.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:43:47 am
     » quote
    #890
  • I just had a serious case of deja vu. Isn't that weird when that happens
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:44:56 am
     » quote
    #891
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:42:07 am
    we're gonna need to go back to socks and thigs pretty soon
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:45:49 am
     » quote
    #892
  • haha julie, my culinary specialty is pigs in blankets! i should actually do this.

    also, ok, back on track:

  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:46:02 am
     » quote
    #893
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:43:47 am
    I just had a serious case of deja vu. Isn't that weird when that happens


    was it jim's balls?
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:47:30 am
     » quote
    #894
  • "except last time i was looking at them from-- yeah, that's the angle, right there."
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:50:18 am
     » quote
    #895
  • yay! more scabby knees! <3
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:50:57 am
     » quote
    #896
  • hahaha those were from falling down drunk :/ i think i had a face to match.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:55:16 am
     » quote
    #897
  • im posting one more and then going to bed. if this shit hasnt picked back up by 10pm im going to be very disappointed.

    also i dunno what it means that i did not need to take a single picture for this thread, i just had to click on random flickr pages :/

  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:56:48 am
     » quote
    #898
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:29:02 am
    blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol


    i can hear this coming through a kid's headphones right now.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:05:12 pm
     » quote
    #899
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:55:16 am
    also i dunno what it means that i did not need to take a single picture for this thread, i just had to click on random flickr pages :/



    it means you're awesome.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:05:49 pm
     » quote
    #900
  • thank god i was too drunk to go through the process of actually uploading the kneesock photos i took last night. that is all.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:11:46 pm
     » quote
    #901
  • Anthony look at this beautiful monster I helped you create. Absolutely gorgeous
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:15:48 pm
     » quote
    #903
  • ladies and gentlemen, the IPA co-founders
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:16:37 pm
     » quote
    #904
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:13:32 pm
    it's our baby.


    Is someone going to knit socks for it?
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:20:35 pm
     » quote
    #907
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:13:32 pm
    it's our baby.


    u gonna get put in jail
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:26:57 pm
     » quote
    #909
  • hahah srsly though did u know the age of consent in nys is 17
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:29:16 pm
     » quote
    #910
  • is it now???? Hmmmmmmmmm

    ::scratches temple::
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:29:57 pm
     » quote
    #912
  • just don't film it. if you film it with someone under 18 it's child porn and you go to jail for a long time.

    fuck them all you want. just keep cameras out of it. the more you know.
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:30:28 pm
     » quote
    #913
  • she's pretty much daring you to fuck her anthony.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:31:51 pm
     » quote
    #914
  • do it! make jay have an emotion!
  • lila_engel posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:32:19 pm
     » quote
    #916
  • she's pretty much daring us all to fuck her, bill. little temptress.
  • vermicious_knid posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:34:28 pm
     » quote
    #917
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:31:51 pm
    do it! make jay have an emotion!


    I don't even know this dude, but...hahhahhahahha.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:34:30 pm
     » quote
    #918
  • eh, who needs consent when you have a bottle of bubblegum schnapps and some coloring books
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:34:41 pm
     » quote
    #919
  • ASDKJFALKJAALKAAAAA

    ok so i'm talking to my friend in england about nothing much and he brings up something about how shitty people in england spell or sthng:

    "xpel: shit
    my spell is bad but in uk we dont have spell competions
    my funny was this kid , i was about 12?
    some girl
    sat on a stool and we had to describe her
    and i said to my frind, who was a very bad speller, he had no conception of it, big thighs
    and he knew somehow there was a g in it, but that was it, and he wrote.. big thigs"
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:36:16 pm
     » quote
    #920
  • HHAHDHLDHHDSHLHAHAAAA
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:36:42 pm
     » quote
    #921
  • THIGS SPANNING THE GLOBE
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:40:11 pm
     » quote
    #923
  • thigs, invented in england in the 80s
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:42:06 pm
     » quote
    #924
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:31:51 pm
    do it! make jay have an emotion!


    Dude would not give a shit.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:48:28 pm
     » quote
    #925
  • i'm not going to get too detailed and will probably regret posting this but it's been done before and seeing as he's brought it up about 3x since then, he definitely has some discomfort about it
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:50:39 pm
     » quote
    #926
  • he's all "you've got me feeeling emooootions, deeper than i've ever dreamed of"
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:37 pm
     » quote
    #928
  • hahahahaha this brings back the memories. When my husband and I started dating when I was 19 I used to love freaking him out by saying

    So when you were graduating high school, I was in kindergarden. Then he would get this weird look on his face :/
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:54:56 pm
     » quote
    #929
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:52:37 pm
    hahahahaha this brings back the memories. When my husband and I started dating when I was 19 I used to love freaking him out by saying

    So when you were graduating high school, I was in kindergarden. Then he would get this weird look on his face :/


    that is soooo hot
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:00:47 pm
     » quote
    #931
  • someone post something please
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:02:24 pm
     » quote
    #934
  • I was talking to a bunch of Amy's roommates the other day (they're all 19) and they were talking about how gross it is when older guys want to fuck 19 year old girls. My response was "Do you think they suddenly get not hot?"
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:03:20 pm
     » quote
    #936
  • hahaha anthony
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:03:26 pm
     » quote
    #937
  • hehehehehehehe anthony >:)
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:04:04 pm
     » quote
    #938
  • before this year, the last time i'd hit it with a dude under the age of 30 i was 19.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:04:48 pm
     » quote
    #939
  • is this the part of the thread where we talk about how much better older men are in bed
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:05:06 pm
     » quote
    #942
  • and if it isn't, don't worry, we'll wait.
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:05:06 pm
     » quote
    #943
  • Well, fortunately for me, my husband could never come off as gross. If you were a 19 yr old girl you'd be drooling all over him. :P
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:05:21 pm
     » quote
    #944
  • that was to staples
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:06:15 pm
     » quote
    #945
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:04:48 pm
    is this the part of the thread where we talk about how much better older men are in bed


    its true. And they have nice muscled thigs
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:06:32 pm
     » quote
    #946
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:02:47 pm
    this is soooooo sad :(


    HAHAHA
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:06:42 pm
     » quote
    #947
  • I don't think it's gross.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:07:03 pm
     » quote
    #948
  • you guys are all gonna come to my THIRTY SECOND birthday party in a month and a half right
  • Killick posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:07:05 pm
     » quote
    #949
  • Hey guys what we talkin about now?

    OH!
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:07:33 pm
     » quote
    #951
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:02:24 pm
    I was talking to a bunch of Amy's roommates the other day (they're all 19) and they were talking about how gross it is when older guys want to fuck 19 year old girls. My response was "Do you think they suddenly get not hot?"



    hahahaskl;d
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:07:56 pm
     » quote
    #952
  • jim, we'll be there with bells on our socks
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:08:10 pm
     » quote
    #953
  • haha this thread is going to be my fucking demise
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:08:24 pm
     » quote
    #954
  • haha sorry I meant that any 19 year old would drool all over him. Including transsexual men.
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:09:15 pm
     » quote
    #955
  • hahaha ahhhh. I'm not implying that you're a transsexual man!!

    I'll just shut up now.,
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:10:00 pm
     » quote
    #956
  • you're actin weird.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:10:10 pm
     » quote
    #957
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:09:15 pm
    hahaha ahhhh. I'm not implying that you're a transsexual man!!



    best "where the fuck did THAT come from?" in a long time.
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:10:24 pm
     » quote
    #958
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:06:15 pm
    white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:04:48 pm
    is this the part of the thread where we talk about how much better older men are in bed

    its true. And they have nice muscled thigs


    feel free to keep answering this question, girls
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:10:28 pm
     » quote
    #959
  • anyone else pronounce "demise" like this guy

  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:12:07 pm
     » quote
    #961
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:10:28 pm
    anyone else pronounce "demise" like this guy


    hahaha
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:12:07 pm
     » quote
    #962
  • All I know is that I am getting older, so that's a good thing! Right, ladies?!!!!!!?


















    ladies?
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:12:40 pm
     » quote
    #963
  • the past couple years ive found im too old for older guys, so no, no we are not.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:12:45 pm
     » quote
    #964
  • not only am i nearly THIRTY TWO but i got mad skills. might i remind y'all i was married to a lesbian for years
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:14:08 pm
     » quote
    #967
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 12:34:30 pm
    eh, who needs consent when you have a bottle of bubblegum schnapps and some coloring books


    HAAHA!

    white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:04:48 pm
    is this the part of the thread where we talk about how much better older men are in bed


    its true. we've learned a thing or two, ladies.
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:14:29 pm
     » quote
    #968
  • hahaha jim
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:15:13 pm
     » quote
    #969
  • how did this turn into "older" men imploring us to admit we will still love having sex with you when you are over 30
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:15:52 pm
     » quote
    #971
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:15:13 pm
    how did this turn into "older" men imploring us to admit we will still love having sex with you when you are over 30


    yeah, anthony how did you make any of this thread happen.
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:16:26 pm
     » quote
    #972
  • jim - sorry to say you got another 4 or 5 years till you can reap the bennies of being an "older man". also, start smoking more so you get some wrinkles and look more the part.
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:16:46 pm
     » quote
    #973
  • you never know WHAT will happen in this thread. MAGIC. MYSTERY.
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:17:41 pm
     » quote
    #974
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:15:13 pm
    how did this turn into "older" men imploring us to admit we will still love having sex with you when you are over 30


    yes seriously. are you old dudes done jerking each other off in here yet?
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:18:10 pm
     » quote
    #975
  • that's the thing. we don't have to.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:18:30 pm
     » quote
    #976
  • what, do you have like a mechanical sock or something
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:18:41 pm
     » quote
    #977
  • ::steps in front of Jim:

    Eh emmm, excuse me ladies. Are you looking for a man in his thirties? Are you looking to spend your evenings drinking tallboy cans of Bud while lurking at professional wrestling blogs? Do you find men who are spontaneous attractive? And by "spontaneous" I mean a guy who will randomly break into interprative dance to Sammy Hagar tracks.

    Then I.

    AM.


    YOUR.

    MAN!
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:18:48 pm
     » quote
    #978
  • cuz we will, don't worry
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:19:46 pm
     » quote
    #979
  • I don't care about fucking at my age anymore. I just wanna watch my programs and go to bed.
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:20:15 pm
     » quote
    #981
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:17:41 pm
    yes seriously. are you old dudes done jerking each other off in here yet?


    not yet. we tend to take a little longer.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:20:24 pm
     » quote
    #982
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:18:41 pm
    ::steps in front of Jim:Eh emmm, excuse me ladies. Are you looking for a man in his thirties? Are you looking to spend your evenings drinking tallboy cans of Bud while lurking at professional wrestling blogs? Do you find men who are spontaneous attractive? And by "spontaneous" I mean a guy who will randomly break into interprative dance to Sammy Hagar tracks. Then I.AM.YOUR.MAN!


    asldkgjl;askdgl;skdajfl;sakdfj
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:21:01 pm
     » quote
    #983
  • hahahah this fucking thread is so funny STILL
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:21:53 pm
     » quote
    #984
  • Hahaha, seriously. I just cracked up at "my programs" and "my stories"
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:22:08 pm
     » quote
    #985
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:16:26 pm
    jim - sorry to say you got another 4 or 5 years till you can reap the bennies of being an "older man". also, start smoking more so you get some wrinkles and look more the part.



    all this means is that i am an "older" man to much younger ladies. i'm ok w/ that
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:23:46 pm
     » quote
    #987
  • *note: what jim needs for his 32nd bday is a crate full of enticing my little ponies
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:24:17 pm
     » quote
    #988
  • 30's >> 20's

    I can only hope the same for my 40's.
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:24:41 pm
     » quote
    #989
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:21:53 pm
    I just cracked up at ..."my stories"


    killed me
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:24:51 pm
     » quote
    #990
  • FULL DISCLOSURE: I AM NOT ACTUALLY TRYING TO FUCK 19 YR OLDS. 22 YR OLDS, MAYBE. let's fuck that bridge when we come to it
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:24:56 pm
     » quote
    #991
  • and a six of cherry wine coolers and some sparkly stickers
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:25:29 pm
     » quote
    #992
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:24:51 pm
    FULL DISCLOSURE: I AM NOT ACTUALLY TRYING TO FUCK 19 YR OLDS. 22 YR OLDS, MAYBE. let's fuck that bridge when we come to it


    there is no try. there is only do.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:25:50 pm
     » quote
    #993
  • well they are equally appealing to developmentally disabled 22 year olds.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:27:05 pm
     » quote
    #994
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:24:56 pm
    and a six of cherry wine coolers and some sparkly stickers


    real talk: cherry wine coolers still sound pretty good right now and im officially pushing 30 in a week
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:27:53 pm
     » quote
    #995
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:27:05 pm
    and im officially pushing 30 in a week


    are you sure about that?
  • Staples posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:28:19 pm
     » quote
    #996
  • yea, i'm pretty sure you're 25 g unit.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:29:07 pm
     » quote
    #998
  • yeah but doesnt it start at 26. isnt it an issue of rounding off, i dunno
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:32:14 pm
     » quote
    #999
  • no, genie, no. it's like 28 basically.
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:32:39 pm
     » quote
    #1001
  • oh.

    wait, so at what point do i start dating amy's 19 year old roomates?
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:34:13 pm
     » quote
    #1002
  • does it work that way?
  • andypereZ posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:35:30 pm
     » quote
    #1003
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:32:27 pm
    1000


    almost dude.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:35:36 pm
     » quote
    #1004
  • NO! You can't round age! You know how long I waited to turn 30?


    30 YEARS!!! You'll do the same!
  • discongeniality posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:37:42 pm
     » quote
    #1005
  • ok!!! i was told at work i am pushing thirty but i guess im only pushing it in grenada!!!

    does this mean no one is coming to my birthday party
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:37:58 pm
     » quote
    #1006
  • I'm going to say i'm pushing thirty the minute i turn 28 and you wes can gfy.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:38:41 pm
     » quote
    #1007
  • My pal John turned 29 last month and is still telling people he's 28
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:40:23 pm
     » quote
    #1009
  • If any of you meet John Pepe and he tells you he's 28 SLAP HIM and say "BULLSHIT."
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:41:06 pm
     » quote
    #1010
  • I worked hard for this old age. Enjoy your 20's ladies.
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:43:27 pm
     » quote
    #1011
  • ok where have i been?!?!?
    MAD LIBS killed me.
    PEBIS VEBIS
    and dear god post some socks people
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:49:54 pm
     » quote
    #1013
  • i'll handle this...

    see? i'm POINTING at the sock.
  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:51:41 pm
     » quote
    #1014
  • are you sure that's what you're pointing at HEYOOO
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:52:18 pm
     » quote
    #1015
  • here we go yo
    here we go yo
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:53:45 pm
     » quote
    #1016
  • that's what i was pointing at. i'm all about socks.
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:53:56 pm
     » quote
    #1017
  • i'm kind of a socks addict.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:54:23 pm
     » quote
    #1018
  • time to go see the sock man
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:56:01 pm
     » quote
    #1020
  • i should cover George Michael and do "I Want Your Socks"
  • real_original posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 2:04:12 pm
     » quote
    #1021
  • this has already been covered but
    sharing_is_caring posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:11:21 am
    PAGING: mimi

    "I'm all stopped up"


    it's BACKED up

    "you should really stop taking my sloppy seconds"

    lskdjl;ksdjglskdfj god, we should get her to post.


    NO.

    anyway...MOAR SOCKS PLZ
  • daskol posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 2:19:48 pm
     » quote
    #1027
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:56:01 pm
    i should cover George Michael and do "I Want Your Socks"


    haha.
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 2:44:21 pm
     » quote
    #1028
  • ITT: williamsboard attempts to one-up american apparel.
  • daskol posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 2:48:14 pm
     » quote
    #1029
  • and succeeds, I'd say.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:01:42 pm
     » quote
    #1030
  • this is just a placeholder till people post more socks

  • Mr.Blass posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:03:27 pm
     » quote
    #1031
  • UF......parker posey in socks.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:09:13 pm
     » quote
    #1032
  • she has the most beautiful bitch-face
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:12:06 pm
     » quote
    #1033
  • Hey so I haven't had a photo sesh with my Red Sox jersey and red knee socks yet
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:27:36 pm
     » quote
    #1035
  • wt - how can you say that having not seen it? Go Sox!
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:28:30 pm
     » quote
    #1036
  • yeah you're right. I'll put my Sox hatred aside for this
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:35:27 pm
     » quote
    #1038
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:25:11 am
    where are all the unemployed people, they're the only ones who can post socks in the daytime.

    i called in sick to work today simply so i could continue posting in this thread*






    * just kidding. it was so I could bake bread and go see Star Trek. this is just a bonus
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:36:42 pm
     » quote
    #1039
  • HEY VEEBS I WAS GOING TO DO THAT TOO...

    but i lost my balls. somewhere.
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:39:21 pm
     » quote
    #1041
  • It's okay, Gina... according to anthony and eliz, so did I
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:42:24 pm
     » quote
    #1042
  • pay no attention to the man behind the sock
  • jarrod posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:42:45 pm
     » quote
    #1043
  • i'm very busy at work today, so could someone please PM me when there are new thigs to look at? thx
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:48:04 pm
     » quote
    #1044
  • i will do no such thig, jarrod
  • jarrod posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:48:44 pm
     » quote
    #1045
  • oh i thig you will, jim.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:54:50 pm
     » quote
    #1050
  • this thread has a great rhythm. it slows down, turns to thig jokes again, and then BAM. real thigs appear
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:55:40 pm
     » quote
    #1051
  • I REALLY gotta try to get some actual work done tomorrow
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 3:56:51 pm
     » quote
    #1052
  • jim have you been in the twitter thread recently
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:00:27 pm
     » quote
    #1053
  • like an hour ago, i will peep that
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:19:04 pm
     » quote
    #1054
  • well kids, you've done it again... [gawker.com] »

    All Is As It Should Be

    An English chemist has explained the origin of life. Meanwhile, Williamsburg hipsters pose in socks.
  • jarrod posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:23:22 pm
     » quote
    #1057
  • i gotta admit, that line made me chuckle.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:24:34 pm
     » quote
    #1058
  • you'd think posting in the thread about how it's going to get gawkered because they stupidly eat that shit up would at least kinda shame them into not posting it for once
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:25:16 pm
     » quote
    #1060
  • i'm sure they just scanned it for pictures.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:26:14 pm
     » quote
    #1061
  • GungaDin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:24:40 pm
    shut 'er down!


    hahahah ::hoses down pile of coke in warehouse shower::
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:26:36 pm
     » quote
    #1062
  • hahaha. that was a good run. i give you all a round of applause!
  • .francesca posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:26:58 pm
     » quote
    #1063
  • doesn't really have the same chest-constricting effect when we basically beg for it
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:27:11 pm
     » quote
    #1064
  • TIME TO MAKE A NEW LOL THREAD.
  • illstabyou posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:30:24 pm
     » quote
    #1066
  • I'm amazed that this thread has reached over 1000 replies and the term "foot fetish" has not been used once.

    Carry on.
  • Jamie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:40:41 pm
     » quote
    #1067
  • Ugh, I need to update my sock pic. I was 20 in that other one and my taste in sock-based cheesecake has advanced lightyears since then. Who with a nice camera wants to hang out and make some unforgettable memories? Francesca?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:45:25 pm
     » quote
    #1068
  • i have a pinhole camera, is that good enough
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 4:49:52 pm
     » quote
    #1069
  • how about a detailed drawing?
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:04:18 pm
     » quote
    #1070
  • I don't have a camera but I'll come over and be all "click" and remember it, a la Cam Jansen. Then maybe I'll solve a mystery

  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:07:44 pm
     » quote
    #1071
  • I have a big roll of photo sensitive paper. We can lay you down on that and get a good thig outline.

  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:12:28 pm
     » quote
    #1072
  • VEEBS NO ONE EVER REMEMBERS THAT SERIES WHEN I BRING IT UP. AHHHHHH. you made my day.
  • reggie posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:12:42 pm
     » quote
    #1073
  • also weird: i bring it up often.
  • Caaah posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:40:39 pm
     » quote
    #1074
  • HAHAHAHAHAH @ the stupid comment on gawker. Some idiot thinks its a competition to see who has the COOLEST socks.
  • kristin posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:43:10 pm
     » quote
    #1075
  • gawker is lamer than us.
    PHEW
  • JakCastillo posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:48:01 pm
     » quote
    #1076
  • don't fuck me up but uh.... what's so sexxy about knee highs?
  • Colonial Wburg posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 6:03:07 pm
     » quote
    #1077
  • JakCastillo posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:48:01 pm
    don't fuck me up but uh.... what's so sexxy about knee highs?


    It's a gay and/or pedophile thing. You wouldn't understand
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 6:26:48 pm
     » quote
    #1079
  • My boss's boss is an avid Gawker reader I totally hope she reads this thread and says something to me about it
  • Brunhilde posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 6:26:57 pm
     » quote
    #1080
  • aww you idiots, you did it again.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 6:44:29 pm
     » quote
    #1081
  • veebs posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 5:04:18 pm
    I don't have a camera but I'll come over and be all "click" and remember it, a la Cam Jansen. Then maybe I'll solve a mystery


    HAHAHAH THOSE BOOKS. oh man, she actually did have to say click to make her super memory work, didn't she. i don't even know if i liked those books but i kept reading them
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 6:54:24 pm
     » quote
    #1083
  • Man, I need to start doing push-ups
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:41:09 pm
     » quote
    #1086
  • haha I can't really argue with their picks!
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:43:49 pm
     » quote
    #1087
  • Jim you should flex your lawyer muscle and get these dicks to take those pics
  • jordivision posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:45:48 pm
     » quote
    #1090
  • "in which Dov Charney-sucking vixens post self-pics of themselves wearing hipster socks in various states of undress."


    hahhahahahahahaaha
  • jarrod posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:52:40 pm
     » quote
    #1092
  • ahahahahaha! oh shit, they said my name...
  • jarrod posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 8:57:44 pm
     » quote
    #1093
  • HAHAHA, THE FIRST COMMENT!!!
  • daskol posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:00:21 pm
     » quote
    #1095
  • so that guy reads gawker, huh.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:03:42 pm
     » quote
    #1096
  • I'm gonna fix this guys. sorry.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:20:59 pm
     » quote
    #1097
  • Ben, how hard would it be to implement a members only threads? something toggle-able by mods
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:24:06 pm
     » quote
    #1099
  • and here i was about to get over myself and repost the socktit picture. thank god for my last iota of good judgment.
  • daskol posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:25:55 pm
     » quote
    #1100
  • the one they snatched is actually better.
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:35:21 pm
     » quote
    #1101
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:20:59 pm
    Ben, how hard would it be to implement a members only threads? something toggle-able by mods


    certainly possible, but nothing that's going to happen any time soon.
  • jordivision posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:36:56 pm
     » quote
    #1102
  • one way to make that happen is via mass pming.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:38:43 pm
     » quote
    #1103
  • *starts a new, private sock thread*
  • ben posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:42:15 pm
     » quote
    #1106
  • as board owner, i am contractually obligated to be included on any mass-sock PM thread.
  • caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 9:56:33 pm
     » quote
    #1108
  • well now i'm bored. THE INTERNET RUINS EVERYTHING.
  • eliz posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:22:47 pm
     » quote
    #1111
  • AHAHAHAH WHO WROTE THE FIRST COMMENT
  • betwixt posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:45:36 pm
     » quote
    #1114
  • lOl @ east brooklyn
  • Killick posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:51:58 pm
     » quote
    #1115
  • Why is this of interest to anyone. Get a fucking job, you messageboard trolling herbs.
  • white_trash posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:59:07 pm
     » quote
    #1116
  • gaahhh. At least we end the board on a high note. Between this shit and what happened with Cat the other day, I have a feeling a few of us are gonna break the fuck out. I know that the idea of only members being able to view the board has been discussed, and would probably be a major pain in the ass to implement, but it would be nice. We're in our own little world here, and the intimacy of it is what appeals to a lot of us, and it's why the board has thrived for so long, whether anyone wants to acknowledge it or not. We used to be able to filter the outside assholes, by clowning them until they went away, but it's run it's course.

    Before I go, I wanna just say this "East Brooklyn denizens"? haha Amanda you silly little blogger twat. Get a man to pay some attention to your pussy, fat girl.

    and Brian, I know you're reading this, I already talked to one of our mutual friends tonight, she'll tell you how "persuasive" I can be. Your little article is coming down, whether you know it already or not. Stick to useless restaurant reviews. You're gonna see what a "pasty little hipster" I am when I catch up with you. Take it to the bank, homeboy.

    No one PM me here anymore, I'm out. Most of you know how to get at me. And I'll save Kristin the trouble...

  • fjørd posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:59:55 pm
     » quote
    #1117
  • "for a messageboard about socks"


    uh
  • kristin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:00:13 am
     » quote
    #1118
  • oh no you didn't!!!
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:00:37 am
     » quote
    #1119
  • Killick posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 11:51:58 pm
    Why is this of interest to anyone. Get a fucking job, you messageboard trolling herbs.


    exactly, posting stupid shit on a forum = posting stupid shit on a blog

    but whats sad is posting stupid shit about other people posting stupid shit
  • discongeniality posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:06:08 am
     » quote
    #1123
  • i dunno what happened w cat, but :(

    also, who knew lonely bloggers hated fun even more than meg itt
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:06:37 am
     » quote
    #1124
  • SOMEONE TELL ME WHY ANTHONY IS SO MAAAAAAAAD.
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:09:31 am
     » quote
    #1125
  • I cannot imagine even a half witted person reading this and taking anything away from it other than a bunch of people goofing off to kill some time. Do these people actually read through this stuff? And if they do, do they think it's serious? Am I just really old and terribly confused where is my oatmeal?
  • kristin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:09:46 am
     » quote
    #1126
  • because douchebags on this board are posting LINKS to this board and ruining it for everyone
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:10:02 am
     » quote
    #1127
  • Oh also FUCK YOU I was robbed.
  • kristin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:10:18 am
     » quote
    #1128
  • no one can just do things "all in good fun" anymore.
  • real_original posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:11:40 am
     » quote
    #1129
  • discongeniality posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:06:08 am
    i dunno what happened w cat, but :(


    what kristin said [williamsboard.com] »
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:14:19 am
     » quote
    #1130
  • ok I seriously cant take that thing being at an angle anymore
  • daskol posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:16:49 am
     » quote
    #1131
  • ^^that was smart.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:23:52 am
     » quote
    #1132
  • Also my idea was for private threads, not the whole board. Kind of like how profiles are done now, you can't see them unless you're logged in.
  • betwixt posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:30:35 am
     » quote
    #1133
  • everyone freak out, we forgot we are on a public site!
  • kristin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:32:06 am
     » quote
    #1134
  • public site or not people who have NOTHING else to write about and have to post a link to this board are pretty pathetic
  • betwixt posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:39:22 am
     » quote
    #1135
  • i think the blame should be on gawker and freewilliamsburg first, which were the first ones to link it (as included on that blog). not saying it's not annoying but you can't be surprised that people are gonna link this thread off of gawker.
  • Idontbelong posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:39:42 am
     » quote
    #1136
  • These sock pix are divine. It's clear to me that...

  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:40:49 am
     » quote
    #1137
  • Don't you fucking tell me what I can or can't be surprised at.
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:42:43 am
     » quote
    #1138
  • And how does it feel to be reading this thread for the past couple of days but only feeling secure enough to post in it once it's been linked to by a couple of hackneyed social commentary websites?
  • daskol posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:52:51 am
     » quote
    #1139
  • hackney socks.

  • betwixt posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:56:19 am
     » quote
    #1140
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:42:43 am
    And how does it feel to be reading this thread for the past couple of days but only feeling secure enough to post in it once it's been linked to by a couple of hackneyed social commentary websites?


    hahaha if you only knew RYAN. getting mad at such trivialities.
  • betwixt posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:57:41 am
     » quote
    #1141
  • for the record, i saw this on my google feed. this should be evidence why i should stop posting again.
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:02:44 am
     » quote
    #1142
  • You know, if I ever take quit this place I'm gonna take a picture of my gaping asshole for you all to gawk at as a final goodbye. Fucking bunch of idiots.
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:03:41 am
     » quote
    #1143
  • And ruining fun is not trivial, ANGE.
  • eliz posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:05:24 am
     » quote
    #1144
  • i dont get why everyone is flipping out, it isnt like wboard isnt THE INTERNET
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:07:39 am
     » quote
    #1145
  • Who is everyone?
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:09:55 am
     » quote
    #1146
  • i, for one, am not very excited about the turn this thing took! i'm not going to get worked up about it, but... ugh.
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:11:00 am
     » quote
    #1147
  • Well, at least it'll make for a good story when I meet with your students next.
  • betwixt posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:14:34 am
     » quote
    #1149
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:03:41 am
    And ruining fun is not trivial, ANGE.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
  • betwixt posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:14:51 am
     » quote
    #1150
  • eliz posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:05:24 am
    i dont get why everyone is flipping out, it isnt like wboard isnt THE INTERNET


    i mean srsly.
  • eliz posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:15:00 am
     » quote
    #1151
  • anthony just up and left in a huff didnt he
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:25:32 am
     » quote
    #1152
  • ITT: ELIZ ADMITS SHE THINKS ANTHONY IS EVERYONE
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:46:00 am
     » quote
    #1154
  • if anthony left, fuck man. that's a lot of slack to pick up
  • GungaDin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 5:39:25 am
     » quote
    #1156
  • herbie the love thug
  • Josh.Stein posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:06:30 am
     » quote
    #1157
  • pgboard (the software that runs williamsboard\bco\etc) is really easy to make members only, if whomever is the admin needs assistance with it let me know.
  • annieb posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:09:50 am
     » quote
    #1158
  • i have a feeling that the likelihood of that happening is about as good as members being banned ever.
  • .francesca posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:19:49 am
     » quote
    #1159
  • GungaDin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 5:39:25 am
    herbie the love thig
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:26:37 am
     » quote
    #1160
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 2:37:28 am
    we'll get herbie back. HE CAN'T STAY AWAY


    <3<3<3<3
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:27:12 am
     » quote
    #1161
  • herbie come back
    you can blame it alll on meee
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:38:53 am
     » quote
    #1163
  • this shit went from woodstock to altamont
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:40:09 am
     » quote
    #1164
  • HAHA, Jim. I was singing the same tune.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:40:50 am
     » quote
    #1165
  • Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:25:32 am
    ITT: ELIZ ADMITS SHE THINKS ANTHONY IS EVERYONE


    alshdfkjl
  • fjørd posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:44:26 am
     » quote
    #1168
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:38:53 am
    this shit went from woodstock to altamont


    and from there to Woodstock II
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:52:47 am
     » quote
    #1169
  • lemme know when it turns into a sri chinmoy park jam
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:53:43 am
     » quote
    #1170
  • hahah was it on this board that i posted about sri chinmoy and someone thought i actually liked him? was that evan?
  • andyplovnick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:54:51 am
     » quote
    #1171
  • CarlosSantana posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:53:43 am
    hahah was it on this board that i posted about sri chinmoy and someone thought i actually liked him? was that evan?
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:57:08 am
     » quote
    #1172
  • haha when i was in college he was playing in philly and the requisite posters were everywhere. we got kind of obsessed with his stupid penis head. we tore down hundreds of posters, cut his head out of them, and plastered them all over our apt. it looked insane
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:09:03 am
     » quote
    #1174
  • nice! i will grab that later when i am home.

    sri on his own is the ultimate dicker arounder. such a hack. i ate at one of hist restaurants in SF once though and it was delicious. our beautiful but obviously brainwashed hippie girl waitress was, according to my friends, trying to flirt w/ me from behind her vacant eyes and i kinda wanted to RESCUE her
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:09:21 am
     » quote
    #1175
  • oh yeah, this thread is about socks
  • andyplovnick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:12:03 am
     » quote
    #1176
  • haha jim is the next father yod

    ps gis for meditation socks:

  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:35:49 am
     » quote
    #1178
  • jim is posting like three times as much today to make up for our loss. i appreciate this, jim.
  • lila_engel posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:37:35 am
     » quote
    #1179
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:38:53 am
    this shit went from woodstock to altamont



    this is one of my favorite analogies to apply to party-type situations.


    i also use it as an adjective: "shit is getting altamonty in here. maybe we should go somewhere else."
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:44:50 am
     » quote
    #1180
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:35:49 am
    jim is posting like three times as much today to make up for our loss. i appreciate this, jim.


    ain't no thang, girl. thanks for noticing haha
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:50:45 am
     » quote
    #1181
  • could you maybe like, be a little grumpy, talk about tomatoes or some kind of italian shit like that? you know, not too much, just a little. maybe slap somebody around. we'd like that.
  • Josh.Stein posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:52:48 am
     » quote
    #1182
  • back to socks, I have decided that argyle is the best sock for this purpose as demonstrated last night. Makes the IP seem more distinguished.
  • .francesca posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:54:34 am
     » quote
    #1183
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:09:03 am
    nice! i will grab that later when i am home.

    sri on his own is the ultimate dicker arounder. such a hack. i ate at one of hist restaurants in SF once though and it was delicious. our beautiful but obviously brainwashed hippie girl waitress was, according to my friends, trying to flirt w/ me from behind her vacant eyes and i kinda wanted to RESCUE her


    omg yeah there is a restaurant in halifax that is somehow connected to sri and every waiter there always gave serious rape-stare
  • squared posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:08:49 am
     » quote
    #1184
  • so, im a little late on this but is this thread over now? i was gonna post some sox on my dong later today.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:18:00 am
     » quote
    #1185
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:50:45 am
    could you maybe like, be a little grumpy, talk about tomatoes or some kind of italian shit like that? you know, not too much, just a little. maybe slap somebody around. we'd like that.


    no prob. i got some practice slappin in on thomas yesterday.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:18:36 am
     » quote
    #1186
  • hahah francesca, did they show videos of him doing incredible feats of strength in the restaurant?
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:22:01 am
     » quote
    #1187
  • so... are we done posting sock pictures or what?


    this was a pretty pathetic sock-off. i'm disappointed you guys.
  • .francesca posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:22:36 am
     » quote
    #1188
  • yah and there were pictures EVERYWHERE ew
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:26:35 am
     » quote
    #1189
  • hahah twiggy, this was started after the other thread had gone on for a whole day. lots of ppl posted socks! cut us a break
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:51:09 am
     » quote
    #1190
  • did i do it right?

  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:54:02 am
     » quote
    #1192
  • basically only the jims will find this funny.
  • eliz posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:58:22 am
     » quote
    #1193
  • yesss
  • annihilaters posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:58:44 am
     » quote
    #1195
  • I find it hilarious. At least that's why I think I keep looking at it.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:59:09 am
     » quote
    #1196
  • I dunno, I smiled. Would have laughed if in higher spirits, but it's a pretty great submission to say the least
  • eliz posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:00:46 pm
     » quote
    #1197
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:40:50 am
    Killick posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:25:32 am
    ITT: ELIZ ADMITS SHE THINKS ANTHONY IS EVERYONE

    alshdfkjl


    i don't think that was as funny as your fervor alleged
  • JakCastillo posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:01:20 pm
     » quote
    #1198
  • yeah I feel ya Kuus, I;m just not in the right spirit to laugh as hard as i should, i'm just half smiling, like i'm watching a ben stiller fliq, like i know its funny but eh, im not so much on the up on up
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:01:55 pm
     » quote
    #1199
  • there wasn't much fervor to be honest.

    if there was it would have looked like this
    l;szkfjl'sdkgjlsakdjfl;as
  • JakCastillo posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:02:28 pm
     » quote
    #1200
  • yeah, i didnt type away like that so sharings right
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:03:17 pm
     » quote
    #1201
  • OH I SEE. SORRY I DIDN"T WRAP MY VAGINA IN A SOCK. jim gets all the glory.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:04:16 pm
     » quote
    #1203
  • someone should have stuck a sock IN their vagina and just had it hanging out.
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:05:00 pm
     » quote
    #1205
  • ::opens photobooth::

    ::looks around::
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:05:21 pm
     » quote
    #1207
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:03:41 pm
    nice twiggy. I was hoping someone would do that.


    haha. i hope you really were hoping this.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:05:58 pm
     » quote
    #1208
  • i was indeed. b/c i'm too much of a vagina to do it myself.
  • JakCastillo posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:06:26 pm
     » quote
    #1209
  • that wouldnt be funny either... unless it was a sock pocket
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:06:28 pm
     » quote
    #1210
  • and twiggy's are way better so it's a win-win for us all.
  • LennyBruce posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:58:22 pm
     » quote
    #1212
  • Twiggy baby. You jewish? Because those are some jewish looking breasts there.
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:00:39 pm
     » quote
    #1214
  • worst fake. lenny bruce would never have said "breasts".


    and why is photo still there? i deleted it.
  • LennyBruce posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:04:59 pm
     » quote
    #1216
  • Sorry baby, you're right. Tits are jewish. So are mouths. Seems like you got both.
  • Staples posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:07:29 pm
     » quote
    #1217
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:00:39 pm
    worst fake. lenny bruce would never have said "breasts".


    and why is photo still there? i deleted it.


    it's in your cache. i cant see it.
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:08:23 pm
     » quote
    #1218
  • PHEW. no one told me this thread was an internet hit.
  • Staples posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:53:02 pm
     » quote
    #1219
  • i was a tad surprised when you posted that.
  • vermicious_knid posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:56:49 pm
     » quote
    #1220
  • so this picture was up for like...thirty seconds?
  • Staples posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:57:23 pm
     » quote
    #1221
  • yea, you missed it. it was pretty cool too.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:59:36 pm
     » quote
    #1222
  • you know what they say, though: you seen one pair of boobs, then you've seen...one pair of boobs
  • twiggy posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 2:01:35 pm
     » quote
    #1224
  • i think eliz said it best:

    YOU JUST GO AROUND POSTING YOUR TITS WILLY-NILLY
    LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!!
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 2:28:36 pm
     » quote
    #1225
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:59:36 pm
    you know what they say, though: you seen one pair of boobs, then you've seen...one pair of boobs




    :D
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 7:36:56 pm
     » quote
    #1227
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 12:04:16 pm
    someone should have stuck a sock IN their vagina and just had it hanging out.



    ahem:


    caketown posted this on May 13th, 2009 @ 10:14:24 am
    please, if i didn't work with kids, i'd probably be posting pictures of socks stuffed in my twat or something.
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 7:38:57 pm
     » quote
    #1228
  • THAT WAS A JOKE BY THE WAY, BUT IT WAS A JOKE I ALREADY MADE.
  • jordivision posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 7:40:47 pm
     » quote
    #1229
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 7:38:57 pm
    THAT WAS A JOKE BY THE WAY, BUT IT WAS A JOKE I ALREADY MADE.


    if you had used that sock you mighta got more than cotton yer oven
  • daskol posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 7:41:44 pm
     » quote
    #1231
  • is this a southern joke or something? I don't get it.
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 7:47:31 pm
     » quote
    #1234
  • williamsboard has been confusing and frightening today and i don't know what to do :(
  • eniale posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 8:35:31 pm
     » quote
    #1235
  • Is this thread worth reading? I already scrolled through and looked at all the pictures...
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:10:18 pm
     » quote
    #1237
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 7:38:57 pm
    THAT WAS A JOKE BY THE WAY, BUT IT WAS A JOKE I ALREADY MADE.


    it's true. I don't read every single thing written on this board. Pardon the redundancy.

    oh and stick a sock in it.
  • veebs posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:12:08 pm
     » quote
    #1238
  • jahahahaha
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:13:36 pm
     » quote
    #1239
  • FUCK veebs. I'm writing that guy tomorrow. so sorry. work got insane all of a sudden. (and yes i'm staying - you can reprimand me later)
  • veebs posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:15:58 pm
     » quote
    #1240
  • dickslap.gif
  • eliz posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:18:45 pm
     » quote
    #1242
  • where is that pic of lotzko with the sock
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:42:59 pm
     » quote
    #1247
  • first these jerks ~*~copyright infringe~*~ on our pictures, now they spam us? great :|
  • gerard_dena posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:47:39 pm
     » quote
    #1248
  • i was showing the world.
    i really really really really really like it.
  • gerard_dena posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:48:19 pm
     » quote
    #1249
  • and your site.
    is my favorite. =]
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:48:37 pm
     » quote
    #1250
  • i thought posting it on buzzfeed was already showing the world. if not, tell anthony he can come back because it was no bigs on the sock reposting.
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:50:35 pm
     » quote
    #1253
  • maybe you should take a nap.
  • daskol posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:52:15 pm
     » quote
    #1254
  • if you're not foreign you have serious problems
  • eliz posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:53:20 pm
     » quote
    #1255
  • guys more sock pics
  • caketown posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:54:07 pm
     » quote
    #1256
  • hahahah daskol. jesus.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 12:29:32 am
     » quote
    #1257
  • so, veebs obviously won for the dudes, but which girl won?

    So veebs, what beer do you want?
  • eliz posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 12:37:11 am
     » quote
    #1260
  • why hasnt someone shoved a sock up their ass or something. that sounds like a jonathan move. let's go people
  • Idontbelong posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 2:44:13 am
     » quote
    #1261
  • How come no one put this up thar?

    Click to see pre-op tranny with hairy breasts - and socks!

    show spoiler
  • theasianelaine posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 3:45:46 am
     » quote
    #1262
  • Well shoot, I miss everything fun! I even took sock pics for this god damned thread before I scrolled down and saw it got gawkered and now I don't even know if it's worth posting them anymore. >:(

    FUCK YOU FORMER EMPLOYER.
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:30:04 am
     » quote
    #1263
  • daskol posted this on May 14th, 2009 @ 11:52:15 pm
    if you're not foreign you have serious problems




    ahahhaHAHAHAHHA A
  • stool posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 11:00:00 am
     » quote
    #1264
  • Has anybody made any 2009 Williamsboard SUCK-OFF jokes/threads yet?
  • JakCastillo posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 12:43:52 pm
     » quote
    #1268
  • nah man... not cool... not cool at all
  • caketown posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 1:59:27 pm
     » quote
    #1269
  • can somebody make something else fun happen now
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 3:47:41 pm
     » quote
    #1273
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 3:47:10 pm
    heh.


    where are you sock photos
  • caketown posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:05:28 pm
     » quote
    #1276
  • wait where's my beer? i mean kuusi and i tied but IS SHE OLD ENOUGH TO LEGALLY DRINK?
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:26:32 pm
     » quote
    #1277
  • eh you can have the beer, i'm trying to get back to the weight i was at this time last year and beer does not help me attain that goal.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:30:38 pm
     » quote
    #1278
  • yeah, this whole thread i've been thinking to myself "that girl needs to lose some weight"

    :|
  • Jamie posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:33:14 pm
     » quote
    #1279
  • Ugh, I can't resist playing any longer. Got reeeeallly stoned last night and took these. I don't care if the contest is already over.



    There.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:34:58 pm
     » quote
    #1281
  • this thread is like the gift that keeps on giving.

    kkk I'm not sure where you intend to lose that weight.
  • caketown posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:35:03 pm
     » quote
    #1282
  • i can't look at these at work, but it just reminded me that anthony quit the board with a whole cache of unposted pictures that people have PMed to him.







































    i smell a conspiracy.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:39:27 pm
     » quote
    #1283
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:34:58 pm
    this thread is like the gift that keeps on giving.

    kkk I'm not sure where you intend to lose that weight.


    INNER THIGHS

    none of you have seen my inner thighs LET ME DO MY THING
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:40:08 pm
     » quote
    #1284
  • you do you kid. but take it to a weight thread you are depressing me.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:42:07 pm
     » quote
    #1285
  • ugh, i don't think i'm fat, i've just eaten too much cereal and pizza in the past year. don't make me look like one of those girls
  • Slingtown posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:42:10 pm
     » quote
    #1286
  • next time i break up with a girl its gonna be cause of her fat inner thighs
  • reggie posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:43:12 pm
     » quote
    #1287
  • yeah! let her do her thig!


    what? ...overkill?
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:44:24 pm
     » quote
    #1288
  • Yeah, cereal really packs on the pounds ::rolls eyes::
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:45:13 pm
     » quote
    #1289
  • quit trying to lose eye weight, wes. your eyes are fine
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:46:17 pm
     » quote
    #1290
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:44:24 pm
    Yeah, cereal really packs on the pounds ::rolls eyes::


    are you kidding me? that shit is nothing but fucking sugar!
  • reggie posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:46:35 pm
     » quote
    #1291
  • :( i miss anthony. i know he'll be back, but now would be a good time.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:47:18 pm
     » quote
    #1292
  • They're not just "fine", Jim. They're gorgeous. Gorgeous.
  • .francesca posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:47:36 pm
     » quote
    #1293
  • so this thread has degraded into people complaining about their weight? i quit too.
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:48:00 pm
     » quote
    #1294
  • WELL SWITCH TO RAISIN BRAN AND STOP EATING FUCKING BOO BERRIES!!!
  • reggie posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:48:53 pm
     » quote
    #1295
  • fun fact: one of my life goals is to marry a Count so i can be a Countess and name my first kid boo berry.
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:48:55 pm
     » quote
    #1296
  • .francesca posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:47:36 pm
    so this thread has degraded into people complaining about their weight? i quit too.


    it's also got me complaining about them complaining, and wes' gorgeous eyes are a bonus
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:49:06 pm
     » quote
    #1297
  • reggie posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:48:53 pm
    fun fact: one of my life goals is to marry a Count so i can be a Countess and name my first kid boo berry.


    HAHAHAHA <3
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:49:29 pm
     » quote
    #1298
  • thats it i'm bumping the boo berry thread, it'll take us out of friday on a HIGH note
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:50:38 pm
     » quote
    #1300
  • What??? The Hetfield "FRIIIIIDAAAAAY-AAAAHHHH!!!" thread doesn't carry weight anymore?

    ::creating new fakes::
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:52:59 pm
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    #1301
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:50:19 pm
    so anyway ws jamie


    THERE YOU GO! I knew you had it in you.
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:57:22 pm
     » quote
    #1302
  • caketown posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:05:28 pm
    wait where's my beer?


    I'm awaiting the perv committee's official statement. Seems people are still posting, I dont know if this thing is over or not.

    sharing_is_caring posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 3:58:00 pm
    I'm not that confident. :D


    phfffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    look who you're talking to
  • jarrod posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 4:59:11 pm
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    #1303
  • jamie gets extra points for showing a little bit of PANTIES.

    yeah, that's right i said PANTIES. don't you ladies love that word? PANTIES?
  • jarrod posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:01:36 pm
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    #1304
  • PAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTIES!!!

    wait, wasn't this discussed at one point, or am i just coming across as a total creep right now?
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:03:36 pm
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    #1306
  • i absolutely fucking hate that word. "horny", "puberty", "casserole", and "moist" make me cringe too. but anyway abt jamie
  • jarrod posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:03:39 pm
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    #1307
  • ::backs out of room, turns off light::
  • Sbordone posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:05:44 pm
     » quote
    #1308
  • whoooo wants a nice moist horny puberty casserole? ::jazzhands::
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:05:58 pm
     » quote
    #1309
  • hahaha jarrod.

    I do indeed hate that word. but much like the word "cunt" I'm going to learn to love it.
  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:08:51 pm
     » quote
    #1310
  • i'm not grossed out because i'm reading them on a screen but if you say that shit to me in person i will probably (definitely) cringe
  • caketown posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:56:42 pm
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    #1311
  • hey my underpants were in my picture too, but they were also white so they were probably hard to see. plus i deleted those pictures because i'm a wimp.
  • jarrod posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:57:27 pm
     » quote
    #1312
  • it's ok, caketown, i can always go see them on freewilliamsburg.com, ;)
  • jarrod posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:58:55 pm
     » quote
    #1314
  • you won, though, so you should feel good about that (right?)
  • .francesca posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:59:23 pm
     » quote
    #1315
  • this is going to turn into a subtle-use-of-panty-exposure-off soon
  • caketown posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 5:59:28 pm
     » quote
    #1316
  • yeah plus i showed my underpants.
  • jarrod posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 6:04:34 pm
     » quote
    #1317
  • in my pic, i was not even wearing underpants. it was just me, sock, and the elements.
  • .francesca posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 6:06:19 pm
     » quote
    #1318
  • i think there might be underwear showing in mine. there is definitely underwear that my loris is covering.
  • donovan posted this on May 15th, 2009 @ 7:13:54 pm
     » quote
    #1319
  • I think we have a winner here.
  • brooklyn_ael posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 11:20:16 am
     » quote
    #1320
  • 5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:00:34 pm
    I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
    I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT


  • JakCastillo posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 11:27:46 am
     » quote
    #1321
  • Jamie's got it going on, love the tats
  • discongeniality posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 1:19:44 pm
     » quote
    #1323
  • [quote]brooklyn_ael posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 11:20:16 am
    5dollarBud posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 4:00:34 pm
    I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
    I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT[/]

    :0
    HAHAHAHSKL":
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 7:28:59 pm
     » quote
    #1324
  • I know I'm going to be a horrible mother because I love it entirely too much when she gives me this "Ma-OOOOM!" face.

  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 7:30:20 pm
     » quote
    #1325
  • look at that little seductress...


    This is what happens when they expect me to work all weekend. My poor dog pays the ultimate price.
  • real_original posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 7:51:11 pm
     » quote
    #1327
  • oh, carew. the thigs your mother makes you do.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 8:02:55 pm
     » quote
    #1328
  • she's paying me back by stinking up my apartment while she naps.
  • reggie posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 8:22:08 pm
     » quote
    #1329
  • hahaha!

    also this thread inspired me. i went out and bought some above the knee highs today. GUESS WHAT. i have thick thighs and tehy are too tight.THANKS FOR HELPING MY SELF ESTEEM WILLIAMSBOARD. blerg.
  • dr_gonzo posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 8:45:20 pm
     » quote
    #1330
  • Holy fuck that dog rules, I really miss my lab. He would make the same face when I would make him look dumb.
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 9:02:43 pm
     » quote
    #1331
  • Hahaha. She makes that face at me CONSTANTLY - but it's mostly when I'm the one looking/being dumb.
  • veebs posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 9:20:29 pm
     » quote
    #1332
  • reggie posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 8:22:08 pm
    hahaha!

    also this thread inspired me. i went out and bought some above the knee highs today. GUESS WHAT. i have thick thighs and tehy are too tight.THANKS FOR HELPING MY SELF ESTEEM WILLIAMSBOARD. blerg.


    take off your shirt and shut up, guna
  • veebs posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 9:20:43 pm
     » quote
    #1333
  • also hahahhsjahskjlahjshajas CAREW
  • Butch_Huskey posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 9:34:00 pm
     » quote
    #1335
  • sharing_is_caring posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 8:02:55 pm
    she's paying me back by stinking up my apartment while she naps.


    Skunk cabbage!
  • el_zuuf posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 9:39:37 pm
     » quote
    #1337
  • all I see is a bitch!
  • reggie posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 11:21:24 pm
     » quote
    #1338
  • i ahte you veebaz
  • IMEYER posted this on May 17th, 2009 @ 12:46:18 pm
     » quote
    #1339
  • reggie posted this on May 16th, 2009 @ 11:21:24 pm
    i ahte you veebaz


    LOL U FAT
  • JakCastillo posted this on January 8th, 2010 @ 11:49:14 pm
     » quote
    #1340
  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on May 11th, 2009 @ 3:13:14 pm
    don't taunt me. I will put my fucking lips on anything, no matter how many convicts tore it up the night before


    hahahahahaha
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