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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:22:01 am» quote
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So, I was walking towards Bedford and N7 where I had left my bike in the security of 1000 other bikes being locked upon that same block, and one of those gutter punk kids that have invaded the street asked me for a cigarette.
I simply told him: "I only have two left. I'm gonna smoke them myself."
At this point in time this (strangely overweight) gutter punk stands up and starts yelling at me: "FUCK YOU, MAN! YOUR PARENTS BUY YOU EVERYTHING AND YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A CIGARETTE?"
So, I have been paying my own way since I was 17. My dad is dead and I haven't received any parental support from my mother since I was 17. So I turn around and start yelling at this stupid kid. I tell him he better shut the fuck up about things he doesn't know about, I tell him he better back the fuck down.
But this clown continues to makes claims regarding "trust funds" (that don't exist) and how I'm living in Williamsburg rent free while he has to "work" for his living.
Really. This kid begging for change on Bedford told me he "works" for a living. And that I apparently don't.
At this point in time I just step up to him. Face to face. He swings at me with an awkward right hook, and I just step to the side and clock him in his jaw with my right. He falls down and doesn't get back up. So, I leave him there on the street while all of his smelly friends flock around him.
ANYWAY, now I'm home and my hand hurts badly and I really hate I had to go through that. Fucking bull shit. I would have given those kids money if they had asked for it nicely.
HATE GUTTER PUNKS (6085 views)
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Colonial Wburg posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 7:29:22 am» quote
- Are you gonna be all right?
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:14:40 am» quote
- did you wash your hand?
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:19:36 am» quote
- i hope you didn't...you know, before you went to bed...you might wanna get checked out.
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Lytias posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:37:30 am» quote
- Hey maaan fuck those gutter kiiids they're Islamofacists !!! I says let's just nuke 'em all huh?? Glass parking lot they ain't human they're with al-Qaida boy I watch Jack Bauer on FOX he'll tortures em reeeel goooood. GET A JOB KIDS!!! Spend some time on your hair, on cars and get a portfolio it doesn't matter that the country is being sabotaged from within. MORANS!! Ah just gimme a beer tell me I'm cool and put more cheese on my Bilder Buuuurger sup?
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Josh.Stein posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:42:30 am» quote
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Josh.Stein posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:52:06 am» quote
- if i make up stories they will certainly be more entertaining than my actual life.
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Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:52:16 am» quote
- You need to add some hooks though, maybe throw in a wizard or a robot, or both. Maybe three of the male crust characters find a baby and learn about the complications of raising a child, and hijinx ensue. We can all take something away from that.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:53:03 am» quote
- in all seriousness, where there were like 7 crusties the other day on bedford, yesterday there were literally 30 hanging by the bedford stop. I think they are networking and that this is a designated gathering site. also, LOTS of MENACING pity dawgs.
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:59:56 am» quote
- i kniw tell me how one of the dogs tried to bite me and out pure fucking instinct i kicked the motherfucker. now the scum fuck chick who couldnt keep her leash on the dog starts mouthing off and i walk away when some fucker throws a V8 at my back, now normally id keep it moving but I had on my fresh white lacoste so i pulled out my fucking cock poured what was left of the V8 on it and flicked it at those dirty mothrefuckers.
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JakCastillo posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 9:13:49 am» quote
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Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:52:16 am
You need to add some hooks though, maybe throw in a wizard or a robot, or both. Maybe three of the male crust characters find a baby and learn about the complications of raising a child, and hijinx ensue. We can all take something away from that.
hahaha wtf
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daskol posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 9:29:50 am» quote
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:59:56 am
i kniw tell me how one of the dogs tried to bite me and out pure fucking instinct i kicked the motherfucker. now the scum fuck chick who couldnt keep her leash on the dog starts mouthing off and i walk away when some fucker throws a V8 at my back, now normally id keep it moving but I had on my fresh white lacoste so i pulled out my fucking cock poured what was left of the V8 on it and flicked it at those dirty mothrefuckers.
now that's how you handle them--the old V8 cock splash. excellent story.
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:14:57 am» quote
- and probably have trust funds
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:15:03 am» quote
- the dudes I saw on bedford on monday were dirty
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:19:50 am» quote
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Lytias posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:37:30 am
Hey maaan fuck those gutter kiiids they're Islamofacists !!! I says let's just nuke 'em all huh?? Glass parking lot they ain't human they're with al-Qaida boy I watch Jack Bauer on FOX he'll tortures em reeeel goooood. GET A JOB KIDS!!! Spend some time on your hair, on cars and get a portfolio it doesn't matter that the country is being sabotaged from within. MORANS!! Ah just gimme a beer tell me I'm cool and put more cheese on my Bilder Buuuurger sup?
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CaptainBlah posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:23:19 am» quote
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Dear Sometimes,
I love you, we should fuck with these kids!!
C-
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:29:13 am» quote
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i bet they make decent cash scaring bedford kids into thinking its cool to throw em some loot to help "the cause" and what not.
we were eating dollar slices on st marks a while back and this dude, Nick Kannon, we bro down with was half jokingly asking randoms for dollars.
i was absolutely blown away by the number of people willing to give him money. fucking baffling, we made enough to buy like 6 mad dogs. it was so fucking gay it was a lil bit punk.
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:35:28 am» quote
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Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:30:23 am
Someone want to tell me why we need two threads in a week about these kids? There's so much more offensive shit in this town to be hating on.
Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:34:29 am
God forbid a couple of dirtbags w dogs threaten our little fashion show utopia.
yup.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:35:52 am» quote
- I wanna see some dirtbags with cats. That'd be something different.
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:36:30 am» quote
- hahaha jeremy i saw this guy with a cat on his HEAD in times square a few weeks ago ON HIS HEAD, SITTING
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Lytias posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:38:36 am» quote
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Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:30:23 am
Someone want to tell me why we need two threads in a week about these kids? There's so much more offensive shit in this town to be hating on.
Yeah start with the dumb yuppies ................ oooops ............ you are the dumb yuppies.
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:39:23 am» quote
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Lytias posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:38:36 am
Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:30:23 am
Someone want to tell me why we need two threads in a week about these kids? There's so much more offensive shit in this town to be hating on.
Yeah start with the dumb yuppies ................ oooops ............ you are the dumb yuppies.
are we off our medication again, puddin pop?
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:39:48 am» quote
- Ahhhh, I've seen Cat-on-head man before.
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:41:44 am» quote
- that guy's such a card. ON HIS HEAD, ahahahahaaa
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Colonial Wburg posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:43:52 am» quote
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:59:56 am
i kniw tell me how one of the dogs tried to bite me and out pure fucking instinct i kicked the motherfucker. now the scum fuck chick who couldnt keep her leash on the dog starts mouthing off and i walk away when some fucker throws a V8 at my back, now normally id keep it moving but I had on my fresh white lacoste so i pulled out my fucking cock poured what was left of the V8 on it and flicked it at those dirty mothrefuckers.
AHAHAHAHHAA
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:51:24 am» quote
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I'll just go ahead and add Lytias to the list of "People Who Don't Actually Know What a YUPPIE Is" [x]
Cat-on-the-head guy used to walk by my old store every morning on Whitehall Street, so I figured he was coming from the Staten Island ferry. After a couple months, sure enough, there's a blurb about him in Time Out or something, saying that he lost his job a while back and had taken to coming into the city every day on the ferry with his cat on his head and charging tourists to take pictures. This was in 2004-2005 though. I'm impressed the gig still pays.
GUTTER PUNKS TAKE NOTICE: ANIMALS ON HEADS > ANIMALS JUST SITTING AROUND LOOKING SAD
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:55:39 am» quote
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HELLLLLOOOOO BEDFORD!
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Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:06:02 am» quote
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I didn't read this thread because I'm pretty sure Ryan is doing his best to ruin it, BUT I have two supporting anecdotes.
1) Last night Amy and I were walking through Union Saquare and ther was a gutter punk BAND playing. They were all acoustic and I shit you not there was a guy playing a broomstick washbasin bass.
2) Last week I was walking from Endless Summer to the Charleston. I had literally just bought three tacos when one of these dudes asked me for my leftovers. "I haven't eaten yet bro. There are no 'leftovers' there is just 'my lunch.'"
And they suck.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:07:23 am» quote
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ben posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:51:46 am
bedford is fast becoming crusty central.
You know what THAT means, right???
NEXT UP: GAMERS
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:08:25 am» quote
- ahaha! God I hope Larpers take over Cyng Lounge
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:10:02 am» quote
- Me too.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:12:33 am» quote
- That would be the best slap-fight ever.
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:12:49 am» quote
- I'd take the Larpers any day.
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:13:50 am» quote
- if larps come to bedford i will have no reason to go to montreal!
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:16:31 am» quote
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"Follow me yonder. To Anna Maria's Pizza! CHAAAARRRRGE!!!"
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discongeniality posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:22:51 am» quote
- why have the chosen that corner anyway? i can think of few less safe, less menacing, less brooklyn parts of brooklyn.
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discongeniality posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:27:10 am» quote
- yeah, when im trying to get to work and have to climb over half a dozen shoeless kids sitting on the sidewalk smelling like homeless (copyright bgreys) the last thing im doing is stopping in the middle of that flearidden obstacle course to dig out my wallet
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discongeniality posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:32:35 am» quote
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ive lived in this city for 26 years actually, and only in wburg will a bunch of kids from out of town sit in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk like a fucking cubscout jamboree.
would they leave room for people to walk itd make all the difference!
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:32:40 am» quote
- can't wait till killick walks his dog on beford next and it gets dog aids from the pity dawgs
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discongeniality posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:35:22 am» quote
- haha yeah, gotta bitch abt something and there isnt any toast thread today
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torontoONLY posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:38:34 am» quote
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:22:01 am
But this clown continues to makes claims regarding "trust funds" (that don't exist) and how I'm living in Williamsburg rent free while he has to "work" for his living.
if this is true then you shouldn't be hanging out in williamsburg. you should be working towards your retirement, and stop wasting your money on culture.
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:50:26 am» quote
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Story is not made up, but whatever.
Anyway, I've never had this kind of problem with these kind of kids, though. They're normally pretty damn friendly, if not also annoying and smelly. But, yeah, I totally got yelled at and then swung upon by some fat dude trying to tell me my life is a free ride. After waking up I admit this all just seems more absurd than anything else.
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:53:58 am» quote
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WE MAY NOT HAVE A FUTURE, NO FAMILY OR COLLEGE DEGREE
BUT WE GET WHAT WE WANT
LETS HAVE A PARTY MAKE SURE TO INVITE EVERYONE
BUT I GET WHAT I WANT
BRING ON THE BROADS MAKE SURE THAT THEYRE FLY
SO DO WHAT YOU WNAT PLEASE DONT WORRY ABOUT ME
I DONT CARE WHAT I NEED I JUST CARE WHAT I WANT
GIVE ME THAT 40 LIGHT UP THE BLUNT
I DO WHAT I WANT
RATHER BE DEAD THEN END UP LIKE YOU
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torontoONLY posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:54:09 am» quote
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:50:26 am
Story is not made up, but whatever.
Anyway, I've never had this kind of problem with these kind of kids, though. They're normally pretty damn friendly, if not also annoying and smelly. But, yeah, I totally got yelled at and then swung upon by some fat dude trying to tell me my life is a free ride. After waking up I admit this all just seems more absurd than anything else.
your life is not a free ride! get back to work!
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:01:53 pm» quote
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fjørd posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:58:08 am
HI_V8er.jpg
HAHAHA
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:04:12 pm» quote
- living off the Grids
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catbee posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:11:18 pm» quote
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:50:26 am
Story is not made up, but whatever.
Anyway, I've never had this kind of problem with these kind of kids, though. They're normally pretty damn friendly, if not also annoying and smelly. But, yeah, I totally got yelled at and then swung upon by some fat dude trying to tell me my life is a free ride. After waking up I admit this all just seems more absurd than anything else.
i'm on your team on this one. after watching way too many kids in my college town transform from self-entitled young middle-classers to self-entitled, beat culture romanticizing, aggressive, fuck you "punk" pieces of shit i developed a healthy disregard for them.
fine, you want to live off the grid? you want to know the trials and travails of the road? don't ask me to subsidize your existence and call it work. go collect some fucking cans.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:12:37 pm» quote
- i have said this before, but i don't like these kids because they aren't really punk. If you "quiz" them, they invariably can't even name ONE dystopia song.
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:13:36 pm» quote
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catbee posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:13:10 pm
punk has become a filthy fashion statement
late pass by 25 years
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:14:30 pm» quote
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:12:37 pm
i have said this before, but i don't like these kids because they aren't really punk. If you "quiz" them, they invariably can't even name ONE dystopia song.
I remember you bringing that up in a thread yesterday, and I REALLY wanted to quiz those kids last night when I first saw them.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:16:15 pm» quote
- i DO like pretty girls that wear those arabic fashion black flag/crass/ramones shirts though.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:17:25 pm» quote
- dude if you are wearing a cruxifix patch and can't name a crucifix song you are just an asshole.
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:18:38 pm» quote
- you're not living off the grid if you're PLAGUING grid with your noxious little patches and safety pins etc. don't you have to move to the country and ignore people to be off the grid.
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:18:40 pm» quote
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fjørd posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:16:07 pm
i'm gonna start rooting for the crusties if you butt holes start quizzing people on punk/comparing punk cred
I'll go out with a clipboard and score chart. Answer enough questions correctly and I'll give you a cigarette.
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fjørd posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:20:33 pm» quote
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:17:25 pm
dude if you are wearing a cruxifix patch and can't name a crucifix song you are just an asshole.
seriously, i don't give a fuck as long as you're not running up to people and begging for change/cigarettes and accosting them for their lifestyle.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:20:37 pm» quote
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You know who fucking rules? Sheepdip.
I just wanted to put that out there.
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catbee posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:21:58 pm» quote
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:18:38 pm
you're not living off the grid if you're PLAGUING grid with your noxious little patches and safety pins etc. don't you have to move to the country and ignore people to be off the grid.
well said.
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Transmigrant posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:41:31 pm» quote
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fjørd posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:16:07 pm
i'm gonna start rooting for the crusties if you butt holes start quizzing people on punk/comparing punk cred
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spiritross posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:41:50 pm» quote
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Man everyone has just got to chill
The reality is that everything exists and maybe you are some yuppie scum or maybe he is some yuppie scum or maybe you both for hard for a living or any and all in between.
But
Everyone has their own ethics and rules
If someone can't accept a no
Tough
My rule is I only give cigs to people I know or attractive women.
It is what it is, either suck it up or get out.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:52:38 pm» quote
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spiritross posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:41:50 pm
The reality is that everything exists
THIS GUY IS ONTO SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT HERE PEOPLE
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 1:00:56 pm» quote
- root for the crusties then. punk can be pretty laughable sometimes but it was/is an important enough part of my life to still get angry about.
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JakCastillo posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 1:03:53 pm» quote
- Nuyoricans Vs Hipsters Vs Gutter Punks Vs Burning Man community. DVD
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JakCastillo posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 1:04:12 pm» quote
- 19.99, PM me for details
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stainedandlit posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:21:04 pm» quote
- wtf is with williamsboard and gothamist lately? why is this even news for them??
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:23:44 pm» quote
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stainedandlit posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:21:04 pm
wtf is with williamsboard and gothamist lately? why is this even news for them??
I've already had several people who don't post here (and may or may not know that I do) ask me about the Gothamist post. "Are they talking about what happened to you?" Hahaha. Ridiculous.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:29:25 pm» quote
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Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:28:37 pm
link gothamist post.
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Colonial Wburg posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:30:19 pm» quote
- http://gothamist.com/2009/06/24/early_addition_309.php [gothamist.com] »
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:32:09 pm» quote
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sheepdip posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:29:24 pm
I can't wait to get back to town and figure out if these people are friends of mine. How old are they?
Young. Early 20s? Three dudes, one girl, grey dog. Dude that swung at me was fat and clean shaven.
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:35:43 pm» quote
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[1] | breaknight
I love stories about "angry gutter punks" vs. self righteous hipsters. I'd pay to see these confrontations.
do ya
would ya
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:36:35 pm» quote
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:32:09 pm
sheepdip posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:29:24 pm
I can't wait to get back to town and figure out if these people are friends of mine. How old are they?
Young. Early 20s? Three dudes, one girl, grey dog. Dude that swung at me was fat and clean shaven.
sheepdip posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:33:32 pm
Any face tattoos? These kids sound like major oogs.
I saw three dudes, grey dog, one of em had extensive face tattoos
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Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:37:11 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:35:43 pm
[1] | breaknight
I love stories about "angry gutter punks" vs. self righteous hipsters. I'd pay to see these confrontations.
do ya
would ya
why do these guys talk like because people live in williamsburg they can automatically beat them up?
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:37:23 pm» quote
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jarrod posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:33:58 pm
my favorite punk band is The Police
Alright! Mine is SR-71!
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:37:44 pm» quote
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jarrod posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:33:58 pm
my favorite punk band is The Police
LOOOL
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:37:47 pm» quote
- also, I wanna say as someone who's been coming here for 15 years that it sucks that these dudes stand out in a crowd around here and others dont
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:38:26 pm» quote
- Just wait till the foam-tipped arrows start to fly. JUST WAIT.
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:41:51 pm» quote
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caketown posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:40:38 pm
i only read the first half of this thread, but can i please say that queque has become a real gem lately.
Ahaha, I was thinking this earlier today. He's been pretty funny lately, epecially with the PCP story
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sheepdip posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:43:12 pm» quote
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andypereZ posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:35:32 pm
Dude I'm SURE there's a DIRECT correlation between the crusties on Bedford and Aaron cometbus selling books out of his van in front of blackbird.
I politely disagree. He's been selling on that block for a couple years now. I think it's just Bedford has finally reached the point where crusties have returned to try and reap the benefits of the neighborhood's gentrification.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:45:25 pm» quote
- Gathering of the Crustaloes
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daskol posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:48:31 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:37:47 pm
also, I wanna say as someone who's been coming here for 15 years that it sucks that these dudes stand out in a crowd around here and others dont
well, people are worried about getting stuff on their white shoes.
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pioneer pete posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:06:10 pm» quote
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Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:00:21 pm
Dude, living off the grid is cool and all, but making a conscious decision to become a drag on society is absolutely infuriating. I'm literally getting all worked up at my desk thinking about it.
you're not living off the grid if you're living off people living on the grid.
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:09:27 pm» quote
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pioneer pete posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:06:10 pm
Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:00:21 pm
Dude, living off the grid is cool and all, but making a conscious decision to become a drag on society is absolutely infuriating. I'm literally getting all worked up at my desk thinking about it.
you're not living off the grid if you're living off people living on the grid.
.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:18:38 pm
you're not living off the grid if you're PLAGUING grid with your noxious little patches and safety pins etc. don't you have to move to the country and ignore people to be off the grid.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:11:37 pm» quote
- i saw cometbus selling a used copy of the cometbus omnibus on that table.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:11:47 pm» quote
- THAT is fucking punk!
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nocleftlip posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:36:15 pm» quote
- you should have given him a cigarette and then taken it back saying that your favorite band is influx of pink indian givers
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.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:42:38 pm» quote
- HAHAHAAHHAHAKLSFDAJKLFD
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:03:29 pm» quote
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Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:06:02 am
I shit you not there was a guy playing a broomstick washbasin bass.
washBASIN?
little_lord_fauntleroy.jpg
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:09:22 pm» quote
- hahaha
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:16:35 pm» quote
- this is not three dudes. i am not exagerating. its about 20-25 + pity animals
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Colonial Wburg posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:16:55 pm» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:03:29 pm
Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 11:06:02 am
I shit you not there was a guy playing a broomstick washbasin bass.
washBASIN?
little_lord_fauntleroy.jpg
watercloset punks
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:18:37 pm» quote
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Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:15:45 pm
And what I mean by that is there was a time where three punks and a dog wouldnt have raised an eyebrow in NY.
jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:16:35 pm
this is not three dudes. i am not exagerating. its about 20-25 + pity animals
yeah on BEDFORD AVENUE. thats my hang up. whatr they trying to "take it back?"
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Sometimes posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:19:46 pm» quote
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:18:37 pm
yeah on BEDFORD AVENUE. thats my hang up. whatr they trying to "take it back?"
These kids are all like 19 years old. They have no clue about anything. They're just there because it's where the L drops 'em off.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:24:34 pm» quote
- your puppets gawn get got by the pity beasts
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:24:47 pm» quote
- I definitely noticed the clusterfuck of them yesterday. I been in NY long enough that I notice any amassed group of dirty looking ppl, EVEN IF THEY ARE WHITE 0_0 o_o O-0
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:28:52 pm» quote
- i will say that nothing will ever compare to the time 150 people decided it would be "cool" to reenact may 1968 (paris version) down bedford avenue. Fake cops and foam bricks. vintage situ slogans being shouted. It was the worst thing i have ever seen. it made me hate everything for about 3 days.
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nando posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:29:10 pm» quote
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pioneer pete posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 3:06:10 pm
Staples posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:00:21 pm
Dude, living off the grid is cool and all, but making a conscious decision to become a drag on society is absolutely infuriating. I'm literally getting all worked up at my desk thinking about it.
you're not living off the grid if you're living off people living on the grid.
I said you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore
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fjørd posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:29:22 pm» quote
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Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:15:45 pm
And what I mean by that is there was a time where three punks and a dog wouldnt have raised an eyebrow in NY.
the ones that were around in the east village in the mid-90's weren't any better than this lot. just cos it was "back in the day" don't make it any better.
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:29:56 pm» quote
- i miss hot dog
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daskol posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:39:52 pm» quote
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:28:52 pm
i will say that nothing will ever compare to the time 150 people decided it would be "cool" to reenact may 1968 (paris version) down bedford avenue. Fake cops and foam bricks. vintage situ slogans being shouted. It was the worst thing i have ever seen. it made me hate everything for about 3 days.
you should've gone out there and at least gotten laid.
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reggie posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:49:53 pm» quote
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Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:15:45 pm
And what I mean by that is there was a time where three punks and a dog wouldnt have raised an eyebrow in NY.
haha i read this as "there were punks and a dog wouldn't have raised an eyebrow in NY." like dogs were judgmental.
ha
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discongeniality posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:06:49 pm» quote
- nyc has always been a city where many different people have come to ask strangers for change *without* blocking the entire sidewalk. even in 2004.
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QueQue posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 9:13:55 pm» quote
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Butch_Huskey posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:41:51 pm
caketown posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 2:40:38 pm
i only read the first half of this thread, but can i please say that queque has become a real gem lately.
Ahaha, I was thinking this earlier today. He's been pretty funny lately, epecially with the PCP story
just please dont tell my mom.
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SHIIIITBALLS posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 12:05:24 am» quote
- this is the most boring thread ever posted after like the 2nd post
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SHIIIITBALLS posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 12:06:05 am» quote
- also all gutter punks should be punched in the face regardless of the # of dystopia songs they can sing
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lila_engel posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 1:06:24 am» quote
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 8:53:03 am
in all seriousness, where there were like 7 crusties the other day on bedford, yesterday there were literally 30 hanging by the bedford stop. I think they are networking and that this is a designated gathering site. also, LOTS of MENACING pity dawgs.
i imagined this being said in a very serious tone of voice and it made me lol
TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:35:52 am
I wanna see some dirtbags with cats. That'd be something different.
me, too
.francesca posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 10:41:44 am
that guy's such a card. ON HIS HEAD, ahahahahaaa
i hate that guy
jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:12:37 pm
i have said this before, but i don't like these kids because they aren't really punk. If you "quiz" them, they invariably can't even name ONE dystopia song.
i've never thought of dystopia as "punk". do you really consider it "punk music"?
Killick posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 4:12:44 pm
Remember when this city used to be interesting? You are all some boring white motherfuckers.
since when are you neither white nor boring, yourself? hahaha
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betwixt posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 4:12:24 am» quote
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jordivision posted this on June 24th, 2009 @ 12:12:37 pm
i have said this before, but i don't like these kids because they aren't really punk. If you "quiz" them, they invariably can't even name ONE dystopia song.
that's cuz they know ENGLISH PUNK and crust. or claim to.
sheepdip posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 2:22:21 am
I want to go on record that I can't name one Dystopia song.
and i am glad colin. i started singing "dirty squatters" at one of them the other day when they asked me for beer money. i really want to quiz those fuckers on their knowledge of the music that perpetuated their subculture. because that dude had no idea where the verse i was singing at him came from.
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joe_p posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:40:47 pm» quote
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honeypie posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:38:37 pm
I don't know if someone has already mentioned this, but there's a difference between: gutter punks, crust punx, and squatters. In this thread, you're referring to squatters, and yes, they are human waste.
please explain the differences between these three groups, in your opinion/observation
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jordivision posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 9:01:12 pm» quote
- i agree with honeypie
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jordivision posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 9:01:19 pm» quote
- i mean, i agree with honeypot
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torontoONLY posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 9:14:20 pm» quote
- we never got to talk about trust funds.
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Sometimes posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 12:07:39 am» quote
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I mean, look, I understand that this is a situation where wikipedia is like the last resource you want to use, but...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_punk [en.wikipedia.org] »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crust_punk [en.wikipedia.org] »
I stand by the fact that these kids are gutter punks. I understand the difference between a crust punk and a gutter punk.
Really, did I actually take the time to respond to this? With citations? What is wrong with me? I'm gonna go watch some 30 Rock.
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sheepdip posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 2:20:43 am» quote
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honeypie posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:38:37 pm
I don't know if someone has already mentioned this, but there's a difference between: gutter punks, crust punx, and squatters. In this thread, you're referring to squatters, and yes, they are human waste.
Girl, you crazy. These folks are distinctly in the gutter.
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betwixt posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 11:12:25 am» quote
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honeypie posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:38:37 pm
I don't know if someone has already mentioned this, but there's a difference between: gutter punks, crust punx, and squatters. In this thread, you're referring to squatters, and yes, they are human waste.
so this racist asshat is giving us pointers about what's what? HAHAHAHA.
/neverforget
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joe_p posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 11:14:28 am» quote
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Sometimes posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 12:07:39 am
I mean, look, I understand that this is a situation where wikipedia is like the last resource you want to use, but...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_punk [en.wikipedia.org] » [en.wikipedia.org] »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crust_punk [en.wikipedia.org] » [en.wikipedia.org] »
I stand by the fact that these kids are gutter punks. I understand the difference between a crust punk and a gutter punk.
Really, did I actually take the time to respond to this? With citations? What is wrong with me? I'm gonna go watch some 30 Rock.
sheepdip posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 2:20:43 am
honeypie posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:38:37 pm
I don't know if someone has already mentioned this, but there's a difference between: gutter punks, crust punx, and squatters. In this thread, you're referring to squatters, and yes, they are human waste.
Girl, you crazy. These folks are distinctly in the gutter.
exactly. where is this building they're "squatting" in? is it invisible? they're literally sitting in the gutter asking for change.
and no one ever thought they were crusties
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lila_engel posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 9:50:36 pm» quote
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joe_p posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 11:14:28 am
exactly. where is this building they're "squatting" in? is it invisible? they're literally sitting in the gutter asking for change.
squatters are actually sometimes interesting and resourceful. they actually sometimes turn decrepit buildings into livable homes. gutter punks just smell and mooch
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Sbordone posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 10:22:22 pm» quote
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sheepdip posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 2:20:43 am
honeypie posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:38:37 pm
I don't know if someone has already mentioned this, but there's a difference between: gutter punks, crust punx, and squatters. In this thread, you're referring to squatters, and yes, they are human waste.
Girl, you crazy. These folks are distinctly in the gutter.
yeah DUH. if they were squatters, they'd um be in a SQUAT. clearly gutter... the laziest of all patchy punks.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on June 27th, 2009 @ 2:03:47 am» quote
- youngbums!
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nocleftlip posted this on June 27th, 2009 @ 3:13:36 am» quote
- " we don't care about the young bums"
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.francesca posted this on June 27th, 2009 @ 10:47:41 am» quote
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joe_p posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 11:14:28 am
Sometimes posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 12:07:39 am
I mean, look, I understand that this is a situation where wikipedia is like the last resource you want to use, but...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_punk [en.wikipedia.org] » [en.wikipedia.org] » [en.wikipedia.org] »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crust_punk [en.wikipedia.org] » [en.wikipedia.org] » [en.wikipedia.org] »
I stand by the fact that these kids are gutter punks. I understand the difference between a crust punk and a gutter punk.
Really, did I actually take the time to respond to this? With citations? What is wrong with me? I'm gonna go watch some 30 Rock.
sheepdip posted this on June 26th, 2009 @ 2:20:43 am
honeypie posted this on June 25th, 2009 @ 7:38:37 pm
I don't know if someone has already mentioned this, but there's a difference between: gutter punks, crust punx, and squatters. In this thread, you're referring to squatters, and yes, they are human waste.
Girl, you crazy. These folks are distinctly in the gutter.
exactly. where is this building they're "squatting" in? is it invisible? they're literally sitting in the gutter asking for change.
and no one ever thought they were crusties
maybe she's seen them squatting in the gutter and there's her confusion
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lila_engel posted this on June 27th, 2009 @ 12:08:17 pm» quote
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nocleftlip posted this on June 27th, 2009 @ 3:13:36 am
" we don't care about the young bums"
hahaha, are you making a peter, bjorn and john joke? you should have put ::whistle:: or something, but still made me laugh
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eliz posted this on July 15th, 2009 @ 6:28:56 pm» quote
- http://gothamist.com/2009/07/15/williamsburg_gutter_punks.php [gothamist.com] »
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discongeniality posted this on July 16th, 2009 @ 10:53:53 am» quote
- dick sangwich ftw
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ben posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 3:44:18 pm» quote
- Gutter Punks! Part Deux [gothamist.com] »
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 3:46:38 pm» quote
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"I don't do drugs at all, I've never done anything. I smoked weed before."
HAHAHAHA
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Butch_Huskey posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 3:54:55 pm» quote
- ahahah, I LOVE Voice of the People
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 3:56:42 pm» quote
- Haha I used to by the DN specifically for THAT and the crossword.
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Butch_Huskey posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 3:59:16 pm» quote
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Box scores and Voice of the People almost every day on the train.
I'm a moron.
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 3:59:40 pm» quote
- hahahaha
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sheepdip posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 4:06:25 pm» quote
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did you see the VotP the other day from Donald McDonald of Staten Island? i wish i could remember it verbatim, but he compares Michael Jackson to Judy Garland, who "for the record, is the GREATEST PERFORMER OF ALL TIME." (caps mine)
my favorite one ever was from Maureen in Maspeth and it was like, "everyone's talking about 'going green,' huh? well you know, in Japan, they kill endangered sharks and they eat them as food. so i say, if we really wanna go green, we should nuke Japan."
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Butch_Huskey posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 4:08:13 pm» quote
- HAHAHA!! Jesus! The best part is the comments almost always match the location
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tsatsagawhore posted this on July 18th, 2009 @ 11:11:35 am» quote
- going back to the first post, here: i still feel like just because one kid was a shithead doesnt mean he is every person in the world nor speaks for every person in the world, and thus, it really should be "i hate that one gutter punk"
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lila_engel posted this on July 18th, 2009 @ 11:22:44 am» quote
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Butch_Huskey posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 3:54:55 pm
ahahah, I LOVE Voice of the People
Butch_Huskey posted this on July 17th, 2009 @ 4:08:13 pm
HAHAHA!! Jesus! The best part is the comments almost always match the location
seriously, i love it so damn much. i'm always trying to explain to my coworkers why i'm dying laughing. blank stares from the jersey girls who still live with their mothers.
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lila_engel posted this on July 18th, 2009 @ 1:26:44 pm» quote
- was it this thread where i was like DUDE THEY'RE DOGS AND THEY'RE STOKED THEY GET TO HANG OUT ALL DAY OUTSIDE or one of the other 50 gutter punk threads?
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jordivision posted this on July 18th, 2009 @ 1:27:36 pm» quote
- pity dogs
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JewelD posted this on July 20th, 2009 @ 9:00:31 pm» quote
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OK, you guys are all hilarious & clever, but a few things:
1) you don't have to put up with this all year, like we do in Cali
2) These kids may seem all happy-go-lucky, but guarantee there is a sad family story behind every one, and often a parent who is distraught at their disappearance.
3) If you really want to be rid of them: do them a favor too, and send a qualified social worker over there to talk to them.
4) I saw Police back when they were playing the Rathskellar in Boston. Never liked em much, & can't stand Sting at all.
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theasianelaine posted this on July 21st, 2009 @ 4:41:17 am» quote
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I was just explaining to someone the difference between a trustafarian and a gutter punk the other day and realized I have actually never met either in my life.
so...
...ha?
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