newest picture of you thread (2010) (23527 views)

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  • fuck that other steamin' pile
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  • LOL
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  • that dude has a nice little vagina on his left thigh.
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  • REPORT! REPORT! REPORT!

    STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGERRR
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  • not nice at all, matter of fact
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  • whoa what exactly is happening there?
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  • I later asked what he was doing and he just was like "Belt on neck"

    site is freaky
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  • sometimes Brazilian girls will dance for the Almighty Dollhair

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  • i mean explain the events that led up to you watching a dude jerk off. also explain why his balls are at least 9 shades darker than the rest of his body.
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  • HAHHAHAH UR WILD SON
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  • hahahaha


    dude.
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  • they're a dime a dozen, berzz
    cop the site on yr Macbook pro sometime

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  • hahahahaha WTF
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  • soooo, they just want you to watch? and you have your pants off?
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  • is there a "I know what you did last summer" hook INSIDE of him?
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  • do you guys not know the url? It's chatroullete.com , stop asking questions and go see some freaks, h. christ
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  • i will most definitely smoke weed and do this.
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  • squared posted this on January 6th, 2010 @ 5:04:19 pm
    i will most definitely smoke weed and do this.


    A Babe who smokes= A Jesus who's Black
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  • btw, I love how my pic is the initial and officially the FIRST picture in this new and exciting Board... Thank you for the honors ::bows::
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  • I got $5 on Berzerko cruising this site in a Mexican Lucha mask and some sort of asphyxiation device this very second
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  • i thought this was going to be for real but y'all already went and ruined it.
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  • fuck that...that old thread is horrible. here's your fav six eyes liza

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  • awesome! you can see extra good (if you were to open your eyes)
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  • happy new year jordan,

    love bacchus
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  • SOME DAY A REAL RAIN.
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  • i took a picture of myself on photobooth while i was waiting to go out on NYE so here u go

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  • i'm looking kinda blah so far this year. maybe i'll smile.
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  • Am I Hot Or Not circa AOL 1997, Volume 3.
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  • caketown posted this on January 6th, 2010 @ 7:01:25 pm
    i took a picture of myself on photobooth while i was waiting to go out on NYE so here u go


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  • I am making life changes now... I think i found the love of my life ::proceeds to consume ritalin while reading "the importance of being earnest"
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  • MAN hot or not RULED as an 8th grader.
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  • god, kevin, me and lauren are DYING over here at your photos. hahahaha
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  • god and kevin aren't here.
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  • i just realized what all of kevin's pictures were. A+ kevin.
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  • that is me in the green robe/twig crown.
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  • Me standing, with oku at the bench.
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  • ahahaha chat roulette is so fucking ridiculous
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  • take pics you freak!
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  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on January 7th, 2010 @ 12:37:23 am
    ahahaha chat roulette is so fucking ridiculous


    i wish i had a camera on my computer.
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  • reggie posted this on January 6th, 2010 @ 7:14:05 pm
    MAN hot or not RULED as an 8th grader.




    ahahaha get fucked kid. I did that shit at WORK
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  • LlewelynDrury posted this on January 6th, 2010 @ 11:59:02 pm
    Me standing, with oku at the bench.




    BK Urban Glass??
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  • loving this thread
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  • whoa recent addition

    dude was doing shots of jager, breaking bottles, etc, was tryna talk him down, then he started riding homegirl's neck::

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  • tall-nah, not urban( i used to work through there ,ugh) my own studio.
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  • sooo....shatroulette blew my fucking mind last night. i got really creeped out and scared and felt like i opened a portal into hell and had to shake the creep chills off myself with some holy water and an exorcism.
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  • hello, pics of gtfo?
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  • squared posted this on January 7th, 2010 @ 12:34:17 pm
    shatroulette

    o_O
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  • apropos typos
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  • no but seriously. that's my dog sleeping.
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  • waiting on the train platform on NYE.
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  • NO ONE POST PICTURES IN THIS THREAD WE ALREADY HAVE A THREAD FOR THAT WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS?
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  • Colonial Wburg posted this on January 7th, 2010 @ 3:36:08 pm
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  • how the hell did your hair get so long amy! it looks awesome!
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  • haha, thanks. i dont know why my hair is growing so fast, it's never been like this before. i seriously catch myself in the mirror at least once a week and go "holy shit, my hair is so long."
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  • IT'S PROBABLY ALL THAT WEED I SMOKE.
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  • secret_robot posted this on January 7th, 2010 @ 3:13:10 pm
    waiting on the train platform on NYE.

    hahah that guy is so adorable

    but maaaan i miss having super long hair :(
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  • yeah this is my first time since 10th grade. i'm probably never cutting it off again.
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  • NO PICTURES JUST TALK ABOUT AMY'S HAIR. I WOULD LIKE TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH HAIR LIKE THAT BUT I WOULD HATE TO FIND A STRAND OF IT ON MY SINK.
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  • it's amazing how peoples' feelings about hair change once it's no longer connected to the head. awesome instantly becomes repulsive.
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  • evan dressed up as an anti-globalization activist is weird
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  • that japanese horror movie was pretty great (exte: hair extensions)
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  • The jewess^ is getting hotter by the day
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  • were there a lot of hot jew dudes, weren't you in israel i fucking love israeli dudes.
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  • i don't like american jewish dudes. none of the dudes on my trip were smashable however some of the israelis were hot. unfortunately most wore crocs with socks
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  • but they know a lot about guns.
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  • Birthrite??
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  • is that Perry behind you tryna hollar at some distant Israeli army women?
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  • not birthright; oranim split off from the birthright dudes. it was mostly a 10 day history lesson with a bunch of hikes and stuff thrown in. also i am tan as fuck and look awesome
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  • so...do they still brainwash you or u aiight?
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  • i'm not brainwashed. i do not want to move to israel and make jewish babies
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on January 7th, 2010 @ 1:23:42 am
    reggie posted this on January 6th, 2010 @ 7:14:05 pm
    MAN hot or not RULED as an 8th grader.



    ahahaha get fucked kid. I did that shit at WORK


    this is the greatest version of that phenomenon that can ever exist. ever.

    http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/
    [guesshermuff.blogspot.com] »




    LlewelynDrury posted this on January 7th, 2010 @ 10:43:35 am
    tall-nah, not urban( i used to work through there ,ugh) my own studio.


    cool. are you making a giant glass dildo?
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  • talljamal fucking leave this messboard.
    dare u.
    or will ur life come to a halt when u
    leave?
    cuz u are a williamsburg trust fund kid
    who has nothin better to do?
    spend hours in ur dirty underwear?
    anaylzing ur relationship with this thing?
    whatever happened to face to face shit?
    who knows?
    we don't?
    i don't?
    u definitely don't.
    its obvious.
    leave now while u gotta chance.
    before u are so consumed.
    with passion and false ego.
    cuz here u can hide.
    but ''out there''
    ''outside ur screen''
    u can't.
    meet me for a bonfire
    at our place
    459 keap.
    but be a 'Big enuff Man''
    to make an appointment.
    cuz many online losers like
    u will take this information
    and use it to a stupid insecure
    advantage.
    but we're brave. i'm brave as fuck.
    and if u meet me in person i'll give
    u warmth and salt to help u realize
    again what ''real world'' connections can mean.
    u wanna be a friend now? or an enemy?
    u choose. hope u are fuckin 'BIG enough'
    to let us know what u choose.
    delete ur profile today.
    do it.
    dare u.
    double DOG dare u.
    u ever go to middle school?
    probly not - probly some east coast
    private school.
    well we are poor ass texas who went
    to PUBLIC -i know u 'gasp' yes PUBLIC
    schools. hell, in texas thats all they
    have. well when a kid ''double dog dares
    u - u do it."
    or...u are a coward. u choose dude.
    we don't care about ur messageboard
    ethics cuz we don't do this shit.
    we can rule u and everyone here but
    we don't have the time to invest.
    so u choose ur own fate. ur destiny
    is urs 7 Foot JAMAL
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  • i'll meet u for a bonfire anytime, fella. i love those
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  • well give me a heads up tall man.
    private message me won't u?
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  • I did PM u fella. it's that flashing "0/1" that caketown gets when she be showing them socks.

    And I am alone at my apt, but I feel a strange presence of ppl who think that your youtube vids are */*****, so.... don't know what to tell ya baby. heh i love u getting mad. i'll facebook u and such if u wanna take H8 to the next level.
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  • sorry tall man. we've never been to caketown.
    and don't know messageboard ethics.
    not sure what u mean by 'H8" either.
    maybe u spend too much time alone in
    the apartment rather than with people
    face to face. don't facebook us - good intention
    but bad tactic. meet us. in PERSON.
    if u even know what this is tall guy.
    i personally am short. 5'6 so i look
    forward to seein how tall u are dude
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  • u kids with rich parents have too much damn time to waste. i'm out.
    be back in a month maybe when its interesting to pop on. in the
    meantime enjoy ur dirty underwear analysis of messageboards in williamsburg.
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  • heh really feel satisfied with my typing on here tonight. haha at this dude getting mad that ppl don't like his youtubez.

    here go minez



    hahahha fuck u
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  • ok i dunk, mad late, i keep a strange sched, night y'all
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  • gorilla man make pretty sound like on popular cell phone rings
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  • {S trey_songs_talljamalinventedsex.mp5
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  • talljamal posted this on January 8th, 2010 @ 5:02:12 am
    I did PM u fella. it's that flashing "0/1" that caketown gets when she be showing them socks.


    hahahahah <3
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  • no matter what year or edition: newest picture of you thread always delivers.
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  • ew i noticed those choice words as well
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  • oh gross.
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  • wow this thread. my seat neighbor on the plane fortunately has a pretty good sense of humor and will probably now be a williamsboard lurker for life.
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  • talljamal posted this on January 8th, 2010 @ 5:30:23 am
    {S trey_songs_talljamalinventedsex.mp5


    hahahahaha
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  • stop posting that shit you freak
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  • mostly cause i end up spending way too long playing
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  • haahah
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  • slap a google news RSS reader at the bottom of that page and update it a little more often and the rest of the internet can go fuck itself.
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  • dude is this aztec economy person one of the chatroulette people kevin antagonized or what
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  • WILLIAMSBOARD NEEDS A WHITE KNIGHT.
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  • Nice picture, AnnieB!
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  • daskol posted this on January 8th, 2010 @ 8:03:16 pm
    this is the best website ever.

    http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/
    [guesshermuff.blogspot.com] » [guesshermuff.blogspot.com] »




    ooof. I notice that my spine straightens when I hear or come across the term "Landing Strip."
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  • hahaha kevin, what the fuck.

    also, excellent witch picture of evan. good thread.
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  • new years, before i was smashed



    new years, after i was smashed
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  • annie, i love your right hand in that picture.

    umm is that weird?
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  • Hi Amy! Sorry, I like this picture.

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  • :\
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  • I just did a search for troll doll to make fun of Eliz with and this came up.

    show spoiler
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  • the comment for the photo already contains "troll doll"
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  • but... that isn't micon
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  • john you have eerily sculpted eyebrows
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  • yeah they are def macked out
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  • just found a buncha pix with my band vagina tornado


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  • i cut and dyed my hairs



    and going on the tunnel tour (which yall should really check out, it was pretty rad) after waiting 45 minutes outside yesterday. it was rather cold

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  • I like that gold and black stripey shirt.
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  • yeah way to ruin the band look jordan
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  • but lol at vagina tornado
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  • they wanted me to play that show in a matching bikini bottom. no sir.
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  • I question your commitment.
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  • girlfoundhere, cute hair!
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  • there was a wang judging contest right after we finished. I was not about to unleash myself into the night like that.
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  • Personally I always am kinder when judging wangs that are wrapped in shiny packages.
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  • I was going to insert a photobooth pic of me winking but it just looked like I had cum in my eye.
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  • like we don't want to see that
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  • alien_she posted this on January 11th, 2010 @ 6:08:24 pm
    girlfoundhere, cute hair!


    thankya
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  • gravytrain posted this on January 11th, 2010 @ 6:13:48 pm
    Personally I always am kinder when judging wangs that are wrapped in shiny packages.


    Mayakovsky famously referred to himself as a cloud in trousers. perhaps i am just a wang in a shiny package.
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  • holiday booze-a-thon


    not knowing what to do with sj
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  • hahah, how do i hold this thing
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  • talljamal posted this on January 11th, 2010 @ 8:30:56 pm
    hahah, how do i hold this thing


    hahahh he looks thrilled
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  • he actually looks like a lil kevin
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  • ur gonna have to specify which kevin, but i think you mean me
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  • why what
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  • hahaha. Just stumbled upon this hat that my folks sent to me in the mail last St. Patrick's Day. I forgot all about it.



    Yes. That is a blinking shamrock.
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  • god.. i was so terrified of the kid. i'm pretty sure i was sent out some hot toddy rambly drunk message to ryan asking for pointers on how not to be afraid of a baby.
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  • WES, that doesn't even look like you.
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  • I endorse this new thread.

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  • jordy is the hipster grifter in your band
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  • no but she dressed at that for halloween
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  • annie, you have mediumest face possible in that pic
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  • I thought Vagina Tornado was Jordy's solo project
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  • revolution weather channel style now
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  • hahahaha. More like House of Lame. AMIRITE
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  • hahahahha stool.
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  • dude looks like sbordone!
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  • ~chillin~
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  • wtf is that article? are you in one of the pictures?
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  • I'm the one in front with the brown jacket.
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  • ninly's_doppelganer posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:11:42 pm
    I'm the one in front with the brown jacket.
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  • does this guy wear kimonos and shit, too?
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  • fjørd posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:17:24 pm
    does this guy wear kimonos and shit, too?


    what kind of man would ever wear a kimono
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  • I look like a dude that wears kimonos?
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  • no, but dunno about that hat tho. And I wear a lot of dumb hats.
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  • Oh, hi Alex.
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  • It's a greek fisherman's cap...totally acceptable hatwear, no?


    HI STAPLES
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:18:07 pm
    fjørd posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:17:24 pm
    does this guy wear kimonos and shit, too?

    what kind of man would ever wear a kimono


    have you not met ninly?
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  • ode to a grecian cockring

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  • That's pretty much the look I'm going for.
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  • fjørd posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:24:35 pm
    Butch_Huskey posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:18:07 pm
    fjørd posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:17:24 pm
    does this guy wear kimonos and shit, too?

    what kind of man would ever wear a kimono

    have you not met ninly?


    hahaha, true. This was also a self-clowning response
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  • I wish i had a fucking kimono.
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  • Alex your hat looks fine, don't listen to that guy.
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  • I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, AL
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  • Hatter this is mad as well.
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:18:07 pm
    fjørd posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:17:24 pm
    does this guy wear kimonos and shit, too?

    what kind of man would ever wear a kimono


    you obviously do not remember Jim wearing one at liza's birthday party. :D
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  • haha mel he was referring to when he also wore a kimono at liza's bday.

    ::resists urge to post wesinkimono.jpg::
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  • I also have said photos. ;)
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  • not to worry, wes
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  • I got a crazy straw! And I wore a dress!
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  • skirts are a good look for you
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  • I like wearing skirts, I just need more is all. I have 4 or 5 dresses and 2 skirts that don't match anything else I own.
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  • killick is a fine looking chap, berzerko looks like a scumbag.
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  • I feel obligated to reciprocate your generous gesture of flirtation but I can't really think of anything clever at the moment.
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  • actually, here, take this for now:

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  • hahahaha that song. forever embedded in a generation's mind as.
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  • PPPPPPPPPRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCTOR!!!!
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  • I still hum that riff whenever I see someone dressed remotely like that
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  • WHO DAT

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  • that picture is amazing!
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  • Kevin, i just reloaded the whole thread to look at the PIG dude screenshot. that shit is really funny.
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  • Me and Bob Marley/Being Chill/ In Cozumel, Mexico

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  • fjørd posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:24:35 pm
    Butch_Huskey posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:18:07 pm
    fjørd posted this on January 12th, 2010 @ 6:17:24 pm

    does this guy wear kimonos and shit, too?

    what kind of man would ever wear a kimono

    have you not met ninly?


    a;slkdfj... i was reading the thread backwards and was about to post a picture... am i glad i kept reading...?

    i am wearing a brown jacket. :-/
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  • WINTER CATFISH
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  • WINTER BANGS!

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  • twiggy doesn't look like twiggy in that picture!
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  • beans posted this on January 13th, 2010 @ 12:19:59 am
    WHO DAT


    hahaha this picture rules
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  • thats just the shitty iphone picture! i took a bunch with my holga, too.
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  • whatchyou mean? i look like me! i'm just making a sexy kitten pout face and have bangs!
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  • lila_engel posted this on January 13th, 2010 @ 2:56:24 pm
    twiggy doesn't look like twiggy in that picture!


    she always does that!
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  • beans, awesome photo (!!) and i looooove your coat.
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  • She made us drinks to drink, we drunk em got drunk
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  • thanks erryone, amy took it but i suppose i also deserve some credit for stepping into a tomb full of CORPSES
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  • denter got serious eyebrows
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  • i can't wait to catch a bunch of shit for this t-shirt
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  • Tell us about Jersey Perry.
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  • Did you get that shirt at the shore store?
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  • kari ... time to go home ....

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  • it is a place

    no i got it at mountain creek
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  • If that fucking state starts making money off this new found ironic interest, they better be ready to pay my family reparations.
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  • people are ironically interested in new jersey?
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  • ohhh shit ok right you mean that tv show. yeah i wasn't thinking of that when i bought it
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  • did i kill the picture thread? god dammit
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  • Perry, you broke it.
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  • SHIIIITBALLS posted this on January 13th, 2010 @ 7:46:12 pm
    i can't wait to catch a bunch of shit for this t-shirt


    NICE
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  • Ol big face.

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  • lol
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  • Sbordone liked it. :(
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  • DrBalls posted this on January 14th, 2010 @ 3:07:33 pm
    Ol big face.

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  • EVERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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  • I will take that comparison any day of the week.
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  • That's a grownup version of a mohawk. It says "Hey, I'm into punk rock. But I'm too old for this shit."
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  • That's only when accompanied with a bunch of sailor jerry tattoos and a motorcycle jacket.
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  • KILLICK posted this on January 14th, 2010 @ 4:20:37 pm
    That's a grownup version of a mohawk. It says "Hey, I'm into punk rock. But I'm too old for this shit."
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  • Nice talking to you Jason.
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  • Hey, buddy!
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  • so the first time that you did this did you let ben do it for you? how did it feel?
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  • therth
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  • Dr. Balls
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  • maybe not
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  • haha is that the kid from married with children
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  • QueQue posted this on January 15th, 2010 @ 1:09:56 pm
    haha is that the kid from married with children


    David Faustino?
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  • yeah didnt know his name, but it is
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  • Such a good look.
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  • i really like when the 'married with children' audience transitioned to bud appreciators and would cheer like he was a hunk when he entered a scene. probably made him feel so warm inside.
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  • hey drballs what's that dudes name in your pic? he looks familiar.
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  • oh ok looks exactly like a macy's co-worker from the 90's.
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  • i feel artistically inspired by CA in this photo.

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  • Looks more inspired by LT or whatever her name was
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  • my camera is broken and blurry photos make side boob acceptable in a nonsexy way.
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  • your mask looks like phantom of the opera
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  • hairs of long
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  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on January 14th, 2010 @ 3:29:48 pm
    i hope the hairstyle is a joke


    man, a while back i had a dream where i was trying to be nice/not laugh about the hairstyle. i feel okay about being mean about it though, actually, SINCE YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE.
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  • squared posted this on January 15th, 2010 @ 2:12:30 pm
    i feel artistically inspired by CA in this photo.


    :D
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  • You guys are chumps.com
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  • well, that certainly is a situation.
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  • J/K.... I'm sure Square can bench press more than I can and que que will snap me like a twig
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  • oh wait... that was the post traumatic stress disorder and vague sarcasm kicking in like a pregnant belly, delivery is due any day now, performing This Friday at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe. I'll buy popcorn to who ever says they're from the board =D
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  • bingo at black rabbit
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  • JakCastillo posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 3:12:14 pm
    oh wait... that was the post traumatic stress disorder and vague sarcasm kicking in like a pregnant belly, delivery is due any day now, performing This Friday at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe. I'll buy popcorn to who ever says they're from the board =D


    this friday was last night
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  • When I was a wee lad I used to go to those Stretch Armstrong open mics at Nuyorican and 'freestyle' or whatever. For like, a year and a half I looked forward to the third Friday of the month like some people look forward to Christmas.
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  • lila_engel posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 11:02:33 am
    kuusikuusikuusi posted this on January 14th, 2010 @ 3:29:48 pm
    i hope the hairstyle is a joke

    man, a while back i had a dream where i was trying to be nice/not laugh about the hairstyle. i feel okay about being mean about it though, actually, SINCE YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE.


    what?
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  • sheepdip posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 4:19:18 pm
    When I was a wee lad I used to go to those Stretch Armstrong open mics at Nuyorican and 'freestyle' or whatever. For like, a year and a half I looked forward to the third Friday of the month like some people look forward to Christmas.


    dude.... i can't believe i'm saying this to you....but uh....










    want to get into bromance?
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  • Sheepdip....






    it's not your fault
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  • NOT IN EVERY THREAD, JAK. NOT IN EVERY THREAD.
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  • I've finally been moved to employ the ignore feature.
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  • caketown posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 6:53:55 pm
    NOT IN EVERY THREAD, JAK. NOT IN EVERY THREAD.




    ok...
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  • goldsoundz posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 6:56:43 pm
    I've finally been moved to employ the ignore feature.


    I have been tempted as well, but then I would have no one to rap battle.
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 7:04:46 pm
    goldsoundz posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 6:56:43 pm
    I've finally been moved to employ the ignore feature.

    I have been tempted as well, but then I would have no one to rap battle.



    hahahahahhahahaha
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  • this thread sucks
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  • haha I just looked at Jak's ignore list. As popular as herpes this one.
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  • mostly cause you wont stop posting
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  • JakCastillo posted this on January 16th, 2010 @ 9:49:25 pm
    .... your thread sucks


    i already admitted you're hot, just shut up. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU ACT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
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  • play a game of online chess
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  • i don't know how to play chess (this is the ultimate shame of my life thus far).
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  • hahaha

    ignored by:annieb, augmented skankbot, BabyKujo, beans, borisa...shit, brooklyn_ael, Caaah, .francesca, gackandcheese, goldsoundz, jarrod, Killick, kristin, kuusikuusikuusi, lila_engel, nocleftlip, notyou, piscadera, porkbun, real_original, reggie, sharing_is_caring, simmer, TheShadMan, Transmigrant, veebs
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  • caketown posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 1:22:07 am
    i don't know how to play chess (this is the ultimate shame of my life thus far).


    smart person fail
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  • tell me about it. jak has offered to teach me, hahaha
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  • you should watch the movie fresh. I still hate chess (because I'm no good at it), but nothing ever made me want to be good at it as much as that movie.
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  • haha i listed fresh as one of my favorite 'hood movies' in that other thread
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  • show spoilerthat poor fat kid
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  • wowwwwwwwwwww Daskol.......wow
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  • I know, I know. it's not my fault. or something.
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  • lol nah, that fat kid comment was funny
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  • ...but yeah it really isn't your fault
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  • it all depends on what you mean by it.
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  • daskol posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 5:52:02 pm
    I still hate chess (because I'm no good at it)


    This is me. People are also usually surprised to find that I hate Scrabble.
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  • i kind of hate scrabble.

    its infuriating to be constantly beaten in a game of words by those with limited vocabularies.
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  • jordivision posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 7:55:19 pm
    i kind of hate scrabble.

    its infuriating to be constantly beaten in a game of words by those with limited vocabularies.


    my old roommate used to play scrabble all the time. he had a travel set and would play really bullshitty small words just to get big points. i would get so frustrated playing with him because he wasn't trying to come up with big words. I also got infuriated that he couldn't spell. he would just play to get big point combinations. Bullshit.
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  • "My friends and I used to play scrabble, but now we play this new game where we make up words and argue about whether or not they exist. It's called scrabble."
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  • fuck scrabble. it's the official game of my in-laws, and they're all really good at it. and foreign.
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  • jordivision posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 7:55:19 pm
    i kind of hate scrabble.

    its infuriating to be constantly beaten in a game of words by those with limited vocabularies.


    I just can't keep both the word making and the points stuff in mind at the same time.
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  • i love scrabble
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  • i have recently been turned onto the bananagrams craze
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  • Vally_Gurl143 posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 5:52:02 pm
    I still hate chess (because I'm no good at it)


    BbySttrsClb16 posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 8:09:15 pm
    I just can't keep both the word making and the points stuff in mind at the same time.


    posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 8:04:14 pm
    fuck scrabble.


    WTF Dasker? thought you were mad smart and shit, now you all ketchchup mustard faced? figured you would kick stupid dope moves in chess
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  • daskol posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 8:09:15 pm
    jordivision posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 7:55:19 pm
    i kind of hate scrabble.

    its infuriating to be constantly beaten in a game of words by those with limited vocabularies.

    I just can't keep both the word making and the points stuff in mind at the same time.


    Seriously dudes? Scrabble really isn't that hard.
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  • caketown posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 8:46:51 pm
    i have recently been turned onto the bananagrams craze


    dude me too. love that fucking game. have you played scrabble slam?
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  • Hahaha so what did Jak do to get himself ignored by 90% of the people here? Same old same old?
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  • Boggle and TexTwist are way better word games than Scrabble.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 14th, 2010 @ 10:40:20 am
    SHIIIITBALLS posted this on January 13th, 2010 @ 7:46:12 pm
    i can't wait to catch a bunch of shit for this t-shirt

    NICE
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  • Staples posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 10:12:57 pm
    caketown posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 8:46:51 pm
    i have recently been turned onto the bananagrams craze

    dude me too. love that fucking game. have you played scrabble slam?


    what is scrabble slam can you play it on facebook
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  • anyone ever read that book about competitive scrabble players? it's called wordfreak and it's fascinating...
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  • haha, nice.

    i read that, knid.
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  • DENTER posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 10:12:16 pm
    Vally_Gurl143 posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 5:52:02 pm
    I still hate chess (because I'm no good at it)

    BbySttrsClb16 posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 8:09:15 pm
    I just can't keep both the word making and the points stuff in mind at the same time.

    posted this on January 17th, 2010 @ 8:04:14 pm
    fuck scrabble.

    WTF Dasker? thought you were mad smart and shit, now you all ketchchup mustard faced? figured you would kick stupid dope moves in chess



    i haven't heard this song in so fucking long
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  • here is a funny word game:

    show spoilerHere is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are the winners:

    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

    3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    12.. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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  • ignoranus ahahah
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  • my favorite:

    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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  • daskol's favorite:

    3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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  • Foreploy is real genius.
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  • hahahaha. Yeah, both sarchasm and foreploy are great
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  • yeah i think foreploy is my favorite.
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  • here is a variation in which readers supplied alternate meanings to words:

    (attn: dupont - 16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.)

    show spoiler
    The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

    And the winners are:

    1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

    2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

    3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

    6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

    7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

    13. Pokemon, n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.

    14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

    15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

    16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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  • jordivision posted this on January 18th, 2010 @ 3:26:05 pm
    daskol's favorite:

    3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


    this shows how little you understand of me (and jews in general). if I did get a tax refund, which I never have, I would be pissed at having miscalculated the tax I owed the govt and at having given them an interest free loan.
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  • Definitely could have predicted that Daskol response.
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  • thank you for getting us back on track kari! also, h8 you for being somewhere that you can wear short sleeves.
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  • It was like 75 degrees 2/3 the days I was in LA. So amazing. It was so tempting to read the classifieds and stay out there ... but then i realized, it's LA. And that means cars and dicks. And no pizza.
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  • ugh, dnw shit like designated drivers ever ever again
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  • Um, and people drive cars like this:

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  • HAHAHAFLKLGDAK
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  • i'm pretty fucking psyched on my tax refund.
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  • Not to be racist or anything, but

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  • YO THEY KILLED KILLER B
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  • no im sad
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  • now*
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  • Why? he's cool.
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  • but...

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  • secret_robot posted this on January 19th, 2010 @ 11:17:53 am
    i'm pretty fucking psyched on my tax refund.


    seriously. vacaaaation time!
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  • yeah man, that dude has done more for making white women not scared of carri-beaners than anyone since ricky ricardo
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  • CARRI-BEANERS AHAHAHAHAHAH
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  • yeah seen now you guys are being racist
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  • jk caribeaner is outstanding
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  • You can call me a white n*gger if it will make you feel better.
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  • Fuck I'm gay. Why did I just bleep that out?
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  • hahaa
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  • white nigger. there, i said it.
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  • I once got in a screaming match with a professor in college who wouldn't admit the Thomas Nast was a racist!
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  • In an auditorium full of people! Go kick rocks!
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  • only coming to the internet to say annieb looks beautiful. also to post a pic of frank...
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  • cocky franktails and the snuggie
    getttthebread
    couple of douches
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  • thats a good shirt in that last pic there
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  • I MISS YOU GUYS. TONIA. FRANK.
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  • .francesca posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 1:23:45 am
    I MISS YOU GUYS. TONIA. FRANK.
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 2:07:18 am
    .francesca posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 1:23:45 am
    I MISS YOU GUYS. TONIA. FRANK.

    (even though we never hung out much)
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  • you're much better looking than dale chihuly.
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  • first williamsboard public suicide
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  • LlewelynDrury posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 10:21:11 am

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  • also, I think we've played cee lo together
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  • daskol posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 10:26:16 am
    you're much better looking than dale chihuly.


    hahaha
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  • i had three of those exact same cars from that youtube, i really miss my squarebacks now.
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  • "sbordo." i like that
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  • yo, what up Frank
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  • awwwww frank and tonia.

    Its weird how similar we look from the certain angles (middle pic).
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  • the
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  • contributers photo outtake!

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  • daskol posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 10:26:16 am
    you're much better looking than dale chihuly.


    hahahahaha
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 3:52:12 pm
    hott, reggie!
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  • DAMN GINA
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  • sybil posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:03:15 pm
    DAMN GINA
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  • woo thanks ladies. my friend Kate took it for the march issue! - she's amazing.
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  • is jak gay? like for real sick real dark, cant really see to well, mysteriously deep ab shot, for the dudes on WB to admire. bro i look better then you, lift more then you, am harder then you, have more street cred and im not even from nyc at all!! get the fuck outta here!!!! youre fucking softcore to the bone!!
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  • having jak on ignore always confuses the fuck out of me.
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  • reggie posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:11:30 pm
    having jak on ignore always confuses the fuck out of me.


    seriously the corniest myspace dude pics circa 2002. you arent missing anything.
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  • is he still posting the same picture over and over?
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  • .francesca posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:18:06 pm
    is he still posting the same picture over and over?



    i dunno? i went to college i guess when he started posting and im amazed hes still here. whats he like 19?
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  • Oh man, WB is SO much better since I put dude on Ignore. At least Thomas interactions were funny.
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  • you guys are hilarious. he hasn't posted in a little while anyway.
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  • hold on...where the fuck is thomas?!?!?
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  • Shaolin Sonnnn!
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  • lotzkorobert posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 3:59:58 pm
    professor$1.50 posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 3:52:12 pm
    hott, reggie!


    white_trash posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:06:05 pm
    sybil posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:03:15 pm
    DAMN GINA
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  • he makes appearances every now and again, usually after someone says something about him.
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  • good googly-moogly gina!
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  • she's nice looking for an attempted baby killer, huh?
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  • lotzkorobert posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:28:25 pm
    hold on...where the fuck is thomas?!?!?


    Thomas had a meltdown and threatened Jim. So then a bunch of people threatened him (yes) and he blew up and bounced.
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  • veebs and i had a great conversation with him on facebook today about the word "wop."
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  • i miss that guy. he threatened a lot of people. i still think hes a good guy.
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  • Fuck that guy.
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  • daskol posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:34:39 pm
    she's nice looking for an attempted baby killer, huh?


    haha you had me confused for a bit there. but yes. ATTEMPTED. and failed.
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  • gina you look okay in that picture. there i said it
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  • haha, here's to hoping i look better in real life.
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  • lotzkorobert posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:47:29 pm
    i miss that guy. he threatened a lot of people. i still think hes a good guy.


    your taste is questionable
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  • Your fucking face is questionable! See what I did there?
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 5:58:55 pm
    gina you look okay in that picture. there i said it


    reggie posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 6:00:38 pm
    haha, here's to hoping i look better in real life.


    i agree. you look pretty in that picture but you are much prettier in real life. with a sparkly bowtie.
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  • that picture makes me want to braid your hair
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  • contemplating braving the G shuttle bus
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  • lotzkorobert posted this on January 22nd, 2010 @ 4:07:12 pm
    is jak gay? like for real sick real dark, cant really see to well, mysteriously deep ab shot, for the dudes on WB to admire. bro i look better then you, lift more then you, am harder then you, have more street cred and im not even from nyc at all!! get the fuck outta here!!!! youre fucking softcore to the bone!!


    hahahaha
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  • my roommate thinks i'm funny
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  • nice lips too.
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  • I guess the only thing left to compliment is the embroidery.
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  • (neck)
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  • i think my parents have that kitchen chair
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  • and there's a nice spice rack behind her shoulder
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  • girl, everybody's parents have or have had that kitchen chair. i can picture it right now. in fact i think i had that kitchen chair, pulled off the street in park slope.
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  • is anyone going to photoshop a large dong into that picture? i don't want to have to do it myself
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 11:58:17 am
    is anyone going to photoshop a large dong into that picture? i don't want to have to do it myself


    if anyone does it, prepared to get paid a little visit by me.
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  • I like that wisp of hair stage left
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  • legalize_it posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 2:08:07 am
    my roommate thinks i'm funny


    smokin' hot, droooolllll (no homo)
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  • am i missing something? it's a picture of her mouth and neck. why is everyone losing their shit?

    I'M SO CONFUSED.
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  • It's not really about her so much anymore as it is about being part of the reaction to her. Follow me?
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  • has anybody mentioned her jaw yet?
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  • no, but that WAINSCOTING
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  • wajt a minute, is legalize_it super hot?
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  • postnobills posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 1:58:02 pm
    wajt a minute, is legalize_it super hot?


    yes
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  • she isnt my type. i prefer my women to have a nose and eyes.
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  • sup
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  • twiggy posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 12:52:22 pm
    am i missing something? it's a picture of her mouth and neck. why is everyone losing their shit?

    I'M SO CONFUSED.



    Ahahaha. Is this your first post in like 4 months? You are such a catty woman.
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  • Ooops I was eating an apple, tee hee.

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  • whatever is on your shoulder looks like a shiny black dong
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  • white_trash posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 4:58:11 pm
    Love those teeth, girl


    a;sldfjs;aldfjk;
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  • Killick posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 4:54:52 pm
    Ooops I was eating an apple, tee hee.


    as if i couldn't feel more ashamed of myself already
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  • That's what I'm here for.
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  • Killick posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 4:54:52 pm
    Ooops I was eating an apple, tee hee.


    it looks like youre wearing lip gloss!
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  • it's the new burt's bees chapstick flavor, apple spittle
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  • Killick posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 5:03:33 pm
    white_trash posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 4:58:11 pm
    Love those teeth, girl

    a;sldfjs;aldfjk;
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  • I LOVE YOUR LOVE AMY
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  • simmer - i loved you in Better Off Ted
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  • ive never posted on here cause it seems so confusing but i know several of you and im wasting time before goin out. heres my most recent pic pre-blackeye.

    <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/4298555755_d8a12cf238.jpg>
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  • there ya go bud
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  • vicgoreia, you're pretty. pls get at least three outside female opinions before hanging out with any dude on this board unchaperoned.
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  • sometimes I get this feeling that I'm about the only guy not getting any from this board.
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  • caketown posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:18:52 pm
    vicgoreia, you're pretty. pls get at least three outside female opinions before hanging out with any dude on this board unchaperoned.



    sage, sage advice.
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  • haha thanks


    but my childish face belies my troublemaking capabilities! all in good fun.
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  • how many peeps are still getting laid off this thing? i know I'm out of the loop but it seems like things drastically slowed down about a year ago. i was trying to explain to some noobs how this place was like caligula in its glory days.
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  • hahahah
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  • seriously this place used to be a computer game where the object was to bang drunk people now it's just like the line at the dmv.
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  • this is a legit question though. why would almost everyone stop doing it at the SAME TIME?
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  • SEX LEMMINGS
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  • people are definitely still doing it, dude.
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  • Amy and I get laid with each other.
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  • c... caddyshack?
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  • so wait... im not gonna get laid from this thing?


    fuck it, im out.
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  • No killick, I still post occassionally. I wasn't even trying to be catty. I was just confused why everyone was losing their shit. I guess I'm just catty naturally!!
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  • Perez Hilton posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:49:23 pm
    people are definitely still doing it, dude.
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  • .
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  • Berzerko posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:43:51 pm
    seriously this place used to be a computer game where the object was to bang drunk people now it's just like the line at the dmv.

    ahahahahha
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  • Latour posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:49:23 pm
    people are still having sex.
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 24th, 2010 @ 4:15:06 am
    Latour posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:49:23 pm
    people are still having sex.


    hahahhhhahaha;fkajsdlgh
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  • I was obsessed with that song in 4th grade. it blew my mind
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  • just tryin out my new camera
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  • Berzerko posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:43:51 pm
    seriously this place used to be a computer game where the object was to bang drunk people now it's just like the line at the dmv.

    hahahahah

    also A+ Wes
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  • looks like jeneane is holding shiny silver light and jay only picked me up once
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  • Berzerko posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:43:51 pm
    seriously this place used to be a computer game where the object was to bang drunk people now it's just like the line at the dmv.


    looooool
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  • vicgoreia posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 8:37:53 pm


    hi, pretty! it was good running into you on the street this afternoon, sorry i was hungover and not chatty. I miss Wednesday nights!
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  • Also, Vicgoreia is pretty much Sbordone's dream girl.
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  • is that the chick who is always at karaoke and has a not filled in sleeve
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  • Karaoke tattoo police.
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  • kariface posted this on January 24th, 2010 @ 5:58:10 pm

    hi, pretty! it was good running into you on the street this afternoon, sorry i was hungover and not chatty. I miss Wednesday nights!


    me, too! good times. <3

    eliz posted this on January 24th, 2010 @ 6:36:30 pm
    is that the chick who is always at karaoke and has a not filled in sleeve


    yep, guilty! should be done by spring...
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  • post a picture post-black eye
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  • heres the ugliest day when it was all zombie-yellow. sad face!
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  • nice work.
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  • at first i thought you meant my eye. ha! thanks.
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  • well, if you're responsible for your black eye (i.e. clumsiness, mouthing off) then I congratulate you on your good work.
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  • Springsteen posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 9:32:37 pm
    Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory of, well time slips away and leaves you with nothing mister but boring stories of glory days.


    FFFF, SHA LOOKS LIKE. maybe if n00bs and "is it." and shit was not being thrown around so much i could sneak some chicks in under the wire of HC users ready to pounce out of their sweaty seats

    PSSH, I heard bout these Glorydays, shits gonna pick up... I heard Prepster101 saying smthg bout knocking the dust off GravyTran
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  • god, every nursing home in 50-60 years is gonna be filled with geriatric battle axes with horrendous, faded chest tattoos
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  • white_trash posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:01:00 am
    god, every nursing home in 50-60 years is gonna be filled with geriatric battle axes with horrendous, faded chest tattoos


    yeah, cause the rest of our bodies will be pristine and blemish-free. ...theyll obscure my liver spots quite nicely, i think.
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  • that makes entirely no sense whatsoever.
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  • white_trash posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:08:34 am
    that makes entirely no sense whatsoever.


    how bout this: old people look ugly with or without tattoos. who cares.
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  • wow, just what we needed here, another "critical thinker". Keep thinkin them big thoughts puddin pop.
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  • white_trash posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:13:09 am
    wow, just what we needed here, another "critical thinker". Keep thinkin them big thoughts puddin pop.


    just tryin to put it in a language youll understand.
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  • so who punched your eye. tell the story.
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  • i caught an elbow at a show. it happens.
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  • you bring up an interesting point. i'm prime elbowing height but i've never gotten hit so hard i got a black eye. that must have sucked.
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  • She's ok...like a 5 or 6 maybe... maybe...the fact that she took an elbow at a "show" def made her lose points.
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  • wow---not trying to earn anyones approval on here and not trying to argue on the internet with strangers.
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  • thank you KKK. why on earth did i post a photo of myself in the middle of this conversation, ugh.

    vicgoreia i like yr chest tattoo, even though it can obscure early signs of skin cancer.
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  • white_trash posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:08:34 am
    that makes entirely no sense whatsoever.


    white_trash posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:13:09 am
    wow, just what we needed here, another "critical thinker". Keep thinkin them big thoughts puddin pop.


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  • I wasn't "fighting" or trying to be mean, I made an observation about every fucking hipster girl having a chest tattoo now and she didn't like it. You can all go fuck yourselves. Especially you berzerko.
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  • hell i hope i merit the term "battle axe" when i get to be your that age.
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  • Im sorry. Kind of a dick move on my part.
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  • I bet she hangs out at Vinny's and eats shitty vegan pizza and talks about shitty politically conscious metal bands
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  • oh my god, ENOUGH
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  • haha. do people really hang out at vinnies?
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  • some people definitely sit there for way too long.
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  • weird. not as weird as taking field trips to ital restaurants, but still weird.
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  • i feel like that insult would have worked better replacing vinnies with foodswings, where people definitely do sit around and talk about terrible hardcore bands.

    anyhow...
    jordivision posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:31:58 am
    why errbody so mean
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  • Vinny's is delicious.
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  • jesus fucking christ. this is ridiculous. your assumptions are wrong but i have nothing to prove. hating me because im heavily tattooed is absurd.

    i eat meat not at vinnies and, yeah, im in a politically conscious metal band. if you hate these things, great. live your life how you want and leave me the fuck alone.

    done with this---you win.
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  • you're all taking this way too seriously.
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  • Staples posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 10:41:12 am
    you're all taking this way too seriously.


    yeah, this. also, nobody knows who that other blackflag dude is so don't worray about it
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  • you should just chill. have a beer. don't cost nothin.
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  • what does politically conscious mean anyway?
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  • white_trash posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:01:00 am
    god, every nursing home in 50-60 years is gonna be filled with geriatric battle axes with horrendous, faded chest tattoos


    i find this hilarious
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  • i have a bunch of old molly hatchet shirts and they look ok
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  • Someone explain the term battle axes to me? I'm a skinhead my brain doesn't work well.
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  • how does suffocation feel about darfur?
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  • Speaking of cold shitty people, it was 5 degrees in Calgary at 4am this morning. Canada kind of sucks.

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  • I assume you're covering the Olympics, no?
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  • Well the Olympics are in Vancouver. We are doing something. Mostly just complaining about being cold.
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  • i hope you can take advantage of that snow.
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  • hahaha oh man. i do not miss production
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  • You guys are twins.
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  • and yes,

    Staples posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 11:39:52 am
    You guys are twins.
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  • that's kinda why i feel like i don't need to have long hair anymore. he's got it covered
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  • holy crap jim! insane.
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  • brother to brother

    one to another
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  • that's almost spooky
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  • Broheed and Cambroah
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  • Bro Jam
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  • Bad Bros
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 11:51:12 am
    Bronas Brothers


    hahaha
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  • Brolling Stones
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 11:53:47 am
    BroFX



    HAHAHAHAHHA
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  • Oingo Boingbro
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  • the Brolice
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  • Sebabroh
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  • The Croca-bros™
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  • HAHAHD;LFKASJFDA;L i have never loved this thread more. also holy shit jim i don't think i even knew you had a brother.
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  • The Bromones

    Brodan

    Bastbro

    Boltbrower

    The Brodoms
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  • Guns n' Broses
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  • Bro-ken Social Scene

    Bro La Tengo

    Brotis Redding
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  • James Bro
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  • Ant!


    Why are you guys being such DICKS to a cute girl who doesn't seem even remotely lame? Rating her on a scale of 1-10? Are you 12? Are you devastatingly hot? Is your girlfriend a "10"?

    Gross
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  • we're talking about something else now
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  • I meant ant re jim's bro, not w_t
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  • Brötorhead
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  • Depeche Brode
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  • Here I am playing magic this past weekend

    no shame
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  • Well I just got here today, bill. And i'm bummed on the way that girl was flamed for no reason
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  • Broneida
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  • Brornette Coleman
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  • UnBROken

    You guys should also come and play some pick-up soccer with us and sport some sweet, SWEET Umbros.
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  • hahahah this shit is killing me
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  • Sunn Bro)))
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  • The Psychedelic Furholyshitantandjimlookexactlyalikes
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  • fjørd posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:05:20 pm
    Sunn Bro)))


    LOL
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  • Archers of Broaf
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  • Brörk
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  • The Crocameau Twins
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  • did anyone say Bro-Mags yet?
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  • Staples posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:08:30 pm
    did anyone say Bro-Mags yet?


    ben did, yes
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  • Staples posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:08:30 pm
    did anyone say Bro-Mags yet?



    yes

    AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 11:54:52 am
    Bro Mags
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  • Don Caballebro
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  • Ennibro Brorricone
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  • Gabro Szabro
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  • fjørd posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:06:49 pm
    Archers of Broaf


    I just choked on coffee
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:11:58 pm
    Brudder To Think

    hahahahhah
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  • Brother Sledge
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  • veebs posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:07:51 pm
    The Crocameau Twins


    haha
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:17:07 pm
    David Browie


    AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:01:47 pm
    David Browie



    Fall back dude
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  • why don't you make a list of the ones we did already and post that just to ensure that this kind of tragedy never happens again
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:18:39 pm
    why don't you make a list of the ones we did already and post that just to ensure that this kind of tragedy never happens again


    less talk, more bro-fessing
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  • animal brollective

    5dollarBud posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:05:36 pm
    fjørd posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:05:20 pm
    Sunn Bro)))

    LOL


    hahaha

    u guys are the handsomest

    also josh did you lose like 12 years off your life or sthng, you look young
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  • i lost about 90lbs of sorrow
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  • you men the bross
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  • hahah I lost it at umbros

    Simon and Brofunkel
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  • Crocadelic
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  • no one ever post a picture in here ever again
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  • Bro-kencyde
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  • Bromeo Void
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  • Sbordone posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:20:06 pm
    Bro-kencyde


    hahaha
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  • the brothership connection
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  • nice tote, mom
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  • o. look what you people have done to this thread

    show spoilerhow abrobro
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  • also: jim broce
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  • I'm Bro Kin: New York's only all brothers Pantera tribute band. Live at The Lion's Den.
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  • Berzerko posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:24:39 pm
    nice tote, mom


    thanks! go clean your room
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  • Gettin' country

    Buck Broens
    Old Bro Medicine Show
    David Allan Broe
    Dwight Broakam
    Bro'Death
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  • Bronnie prince billy
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  • .francesca posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:31:05 pm
    bronono no.1



    HAH
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  • .francesca posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:31:05 pm
    bronono no.1


    hahaha
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 11:46:38 am
    You guys could do some great twin-ish Halloween costumes.


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  • NICELY DONE, Carol.

    I was going to make a Twins joke earlier but this is even betta.
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  • Brolfgang Brahmadeus Brozart
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  • fuck man that twins poster is too good


    also

    ...and you will know us by the trail of bros
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  • brone temple pilots
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  • Caaah posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:33:20 pm
    AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 11:46:38 am
    You guys could do some great twin-ish Halloween costumes.


    HAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP
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  • Josh.Stein posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:38:18 pm
    Brötmobile


    hahaha I saw this as Brätmobile. Made my mind wander to riot grrl polka
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  • hahaha it's truly amazing carol
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  • the site of my head on danny devito's body just chillin like that is killing me
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  • I feel bad for the first poor fool who tries to turn this back into a picture thread.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:52:49 pm
    the site of my head on danny devito's body just chillin like that is killing me


    reminds me of Little Man
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  • Killick posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 1:56:58 pm
    I feel bad for the first poor fool who tries to turn this back into a picture thread.


    Place your bets as to who will be the first
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  • hahaha jim you have the best head for putting on other bodies
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  • i look good on anyone
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  • i though josh already tried.
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  • jordivision posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:04:04 pm
    beavis.jpg


    hahaha
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  • DAJHGFSGHakfg this thread!
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  • jordivision posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:04:04 pm
    beavis.jpg


    Bro Missile - Detachable Bronis
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  • i wasnt aware it was a thing yet!

    Nebrosis
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  • broletarians of the world unite
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  • Brohemian Rhapsotittays
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  • HAHAHAHA, Carol!That's Twins poster!
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:22:22 pm
    HAHAHAHA, Carol!That's Twins poster!


    seriously so, so good.

    god, i love this thread.
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  • Bros against the machine
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  • Daft Bros - Brobot rock
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  • Death Cab for Brodie
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  • De La Broul
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  • u guys are starting to suck at this
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  • Bel Biv Debro
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  • Brokken
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  • Magbrolia Electric Co. - Brosephine
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  • Ibron Lung - sexless \ no sex
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  • The Decembros
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  • ahaha, I just slayed myself
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  • FROM THE EAST COAST, TO THE WEST COAST
    GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA BRO!
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  • Sun Brah
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  • Brohannes Brahms
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:34:39 pm
    Brokus


    daskol posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:34:55 pm
    Brokken


    looool
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  • Broken Familial Meme
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  • Web_Star posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:38:37 pm
    ahaha, I just slayed myself


    yall got your gloves on!
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  • Mission of Broma
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  • Broface Killah
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  • ol brody bastard
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  • daskol posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:32:10 pm
    Bel Biv Debro


    .francesca posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:19:07 pm
    broto


    TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:18:44 pm
    Jethbro Tull


    yes yes YESsss
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  • James Bro'n: Godbrother of Soul
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  • The Dipbromats
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  • Grizzly Bro
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  • Jim Brones
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  • Juelz Brotana
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  • Brahzilian Girls
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  • I would set myself on fire for bros
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  • TA-DOW posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 2:57:55 pm
    Brahzilian Girls


    ha!
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  • Bros def
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  • Laura Bronigan
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  • Nine Inch Nails - Broken
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  • Brohan Sebrostian Brahch
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  • Terence Trent D'arbro
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  • QueQue posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 3:00:07 pm
    Bros def


    lol. Nice.
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  • ...And you will know us by the trail of bros
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  • Dan Brogelberg
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  • the Bro-Gos
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  • Brocules and love affair
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  • the alan parsons broject
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 12:16:57 pm
    Bromeansbro


    smokepotlistentoblackflag posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 3:03:41 pm
    bromeansbro
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  • the bromantics, of course
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  • falbro
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  • chicabro
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  • Joe Esbrosito - youre the broest
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  • Bro Petty
    Bro Test Dummies
    John Cougar Bro
    Bro Kennedys
    Bro Star
    Elbro Brosley
    Brochael Jackbro
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  • ::shakes head, mourns the shark jumping of funny joke::
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  • jordivision posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 3:47:21 pm
    ::shakes head, mourns the shark jumping of funny joke::


    you mean like 3 hours ago.
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  • party poopers
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  • sorry guys.
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  • jordivision posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 3:47:21 pm
    ::shakes head, mourns the shark jumping of funny joke::


    ahahaha for real, DIDN'T WANNA BE THE ONE TO SAY IT ETC
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  • i'm pretty stoned and thought it would be really funny to "not get it."
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  • this reminds me of a time in high school a friend was making sex jokes in front of a girl that he knew she wouldn't "get" and then this fat kid who wanted to be part of the fun said "I GET IT, BEARDED CLAM! HAHAHAHAHA" and totally freaked the girls out much to our chagrin.
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  • all jokes must one day jump their respective sharks and become one with Eywa
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  • smokepotlistentoblackflag posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 3:13:38 pm
    311


    HAHAHAH this was pretty funny though.
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  • hahaha, yeah. 311 made me laugh pretty hard
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  • sheepdip posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 4:06:33 pm
    i'm pretty stoned and thought it would be really funny to "not get it."

    haha this used to be al*na p*st's jam when these types of things would happen:
    http://williamsboard.com/thread/view/18454/&p=157
    [williamsboard.com] »
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  • sheepdip posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 4:06:33 pm
    i'm pretty stoned and thought it would be really funny to "not get it."



    haha I can appreciate this device.
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  • well didn't i pick a fine day to stop paying attention.

    uhhhh,
    Mannheim Steambroller?
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  • i was mad because i kept fixating on Perry Brouomo and couldn't think of ANYTHING else and then was like, "i know what would be HILARIOUS, if i do this totally wrong!"
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  • i was at a bar the other night and i looked up and there was a whisky called sheep dip and it was a real lightbulb moment for me
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  • shouldabeenapm.gif

    oh well
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  • yeah but that's not where it comes from.
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  • i just lol'd at Brochael Jackbro
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  • where does it come from
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  • why do i feel like it would be really inappropriate for me to post the newest picture of myself right now.
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  • secret_brobot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:36:46 pm
    why do i feel like it would be really inappropriate for me to post the newest picture of myself right now.
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  • also, Skid Bro
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  • AvengingDiscbroModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:37:14 pm
    secret_brobot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:36:46 pm
    why do i feel like it would be really inappropriate for me to post the newest picture of myself right now.
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  • secret_robot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:38:09 pm
    AvengingDiscbroModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:37:14 pm
    secret_brobot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:36:46 pm
    why do i feel like it would be really inabropriate for me to post the newest picture of myself right now.
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  • aha;sdlfkjasd;fkl

    ::gasp::

    hahsdflaslf
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  • anyway



    everyone look at me.
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  • sheepdip posted this on September 6th, 2006 @ 1:37:59 am
    i was watching CHUD on TBS and at the part where George Cooper says "sheep shit" they changed it up for basic cable-appropriateness.

    totally boring story.
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  • ahahaha

    shut the front door!
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  • AvengingDiscoModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:38:40 pm
    secret_robot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:38:09 pm
    AvengingDiscbroModfather posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:37:14 pm
    secret_brobot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:36:46 pm
    why do i feel like it would be really inabropriate for me to brost the newest picture of myself right now.
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  • secret_brobot
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  • secret_robot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:48:21 pm
    broh daskol.
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  • LOL @ ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW AJSFKDL
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  • .francescbrah brosted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:54:24 pm
    BROL @ BRAHLL OF THIS RIGHT NOW AJSFKDL
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  • .francesca posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:54:24 pm
    LOL @ ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW AJSFKDL


    show spoiler

    show spoiler
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  • GOD EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT NOW
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  • All these hot pics are giving me a broner
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  • OMG AMY WHERE IS YOUR FACE.
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  • FACE BRO FACE
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  • Fuck I'm sorry. But for the record Josh Stein ruined it first.
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  • daskol posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:47:06 pm
    secret_brobot


    HAHAHAHAHA i can't tell if he's doing it on purpose or if he totally ignored the eleventy secret_brobots above
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  • Nice eyebros!
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  • i spend less time in san francisco every time i go. next time im just gonna fly to the airport then turn around and fly back
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  • I was just repeating it because saying it made me laugh.
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  • hahaha okay.
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  • what're you? the joke brolice?
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  • ok ok ok can we cool it now, im serious guys, bromise me you wont do it again.
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  • "San Franciscbro"
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  • Everytime I post in this thread I hate myself more than I thought would be possible each previous time.
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  • hahahaha same, excepet for the joe esbrosito one.
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  • Killick posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 6:58:59 pm
    Everytime I post in this thread I hate myself more than I thought would be possible each previous time.



    Take a pill, dude.

    show spoilera brotein pill.
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  • DERP BRO DERP!
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  • Brozerko posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 8:58:01 pm
    DERP BRO DERP!
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  • SEE WHAT I MEAN.
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  • newly photo-documented: 15 y.o. depiction of 15 y.o. me?



    i can never really participate in one of these threads?
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  • Awwww
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  • secret_robot posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:39:44 pm
    anyway



    everyone look at me.




    sdfghjkl <33
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  • DENTER posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:58:44 pm

    .francesca posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:54:24 pm
    LOL @ ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW AJSFKDL

    show spoiler

    show spoilerbrolden girls
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  • brodega cat.
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  • daskol posted this on January 25th, 2010 @ 5:47:06 pm
    Brodega cat!!
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  • sheepdip wins in this thread!
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  • is alien_she elaine? i'm so confused.
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  • also : ahh bodega cat!!!
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  • gina, yes!
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  • hah, good to know. my tiny brain can't handle it.
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  • fucking sheepdip, man. dude kills me.
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  • paging username: brodega
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  • hahaha, broh yeah that guy!
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  • haha, your sister is such a norm! did you buy her a copy of eat pray love
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  • What's up w/ the guy in the backround walking all alone? He seems sad.
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  • is that picture from 1970? 'cause it could be.
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  • that guy is acting in a short film about pigeons
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  • yeah she's mad normy. was in a sorority and all that. likes james taylor, etc.
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  • i like james taylor
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  • fair enough. however, there is something particular and odious about being from north carolina and being a fan.
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  • she looks adorable.
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  • daskol posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:11:01 pm
    she looks adorable.


    yeah there is a massive 200+ post private thread discussing this. i would add you daskol but you can't add ppl after the fact
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:13:57 pm
    daskol posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:11:01 pm
    she looks adorable.

    yeah there is a massive 200+ post private thread discussing this. i would add you daskol but you can't add ppl after the fact


    I'm not in this thread but I've def heard a buzz about her.
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  • xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35:14 pm
    I'm going to pretend to be an investment banker and talk to her about The Secret
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  • oh man.
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  • hahaha DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER, JORDAN
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  • Haha. I love how you guys are treating the fact that she doesn't have an owl tattoo and listen to belle and sebastian like it's a mental disability or something.
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  • veebs posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:19:06 pm
    xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35:14 pm
    I'm going to pretend to be an investment banker and talk to her about The Secret


    hahaha "i'm going to go ask that girl if she saw he's just not that into you"
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  • how did i read "mad normy" as "mad horny" THREE TIMES IN A ROW
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  • xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 11:13:28 am
    so how is this going to work? someone distracts Jordan with a pile of weed shaped like a riotgrrl reading Foucault and then we swoop in or what?
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  • Oh no! What if she doesn't disappear into the bathroom to do coke while we're on a date? WHAT WILL I DO SHES A NORMMMMMMMMM
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  • Dude what if she doesn't steal my credit card and guitars and blows my roommates? WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS SHE SO NORMALLLLL???
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  • this is what started the whole mess

    Jordan listed Allison Somers as his sister. · Comment · Like
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:25:50 pm
    veebs posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:19:06 pm
    xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35:14 pm
    I'm going to pretend to be an investment banker and talk to her about The Secret

    hahaha "i'm going to go ask that girl if she saw he's just not that into you"


    i watched that yesterday. it was a perfectly acceptable chick flick.
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  • kariface posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:29:45 pm
    shark_vs_zombie posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:25:50 pm
    veebs posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:19:06 pm
    xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35:14 pm
    I'm going to pretend to be an investment banker and talk to her about The Secret

    hahaha "i'm going to go ask that girl if she saw he's just not that into you"

    i watched that yesterday. it was a perfectly acceptable chick flick.


    o r they
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  • i saw that in the theater. i don't care if anyone thinks i'm a norm. HOW NOT NORM IS THAT.
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  • veebs posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:28:20 pm
    xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 11:13:28 am
    so how is this going to work? someone distracts Jordan with a pile of weed shaped like a riotgrrl reading Foucault and then we swoop in or what?


    hahahaahah. you have no idea
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  • That thread sounds hilarious!
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  • something someting smthng smnths MAGNA CUM LOUDLY AMIRITE?
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  • xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 1:43:17 pm
    you guys, i'm so ready for this. i just watched 5 straight hours of Grey's Anatomy and read the entire twilight series and wikipediaed Jason Mraz
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  • just learn to play "your body is a wonderland" and you are good to GO
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:42:56 pm
    just learn to play "your body is a wonderland" and you are good to GO


    A dude once was being a total goofball post-coital and said "your body is a wonderland" and i blew a booger on him i was laughing so hard.
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  • It was funny, guys.
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  • aaaannnnd again if anyone else on here told that story nobody would even notice it
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  • lila_engel posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:46:13 pm
    aaaannnnd again if anyone else on here told that story nobody would even notice it


    dude, no one wants to hear anyone's cute "post coital" story ever ever ever and that is a FACT. google it.
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  • lila_engel posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:46:13 pm
    aaaannnnd again if anyone else on here told that story nobody would even notice it


    then he knocked me out, and my tampon got stuck and i put on kneesocks and took pictures of myself to post on the internet
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:47:06 pm
    lila_engel posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:46:13 pm
    aaaannnnd again if anyone else on here told that story nobody would even notice it

    dude, no one wants to hear anyone's cute "post coital" story ever ever ever and that is a FACT. google it.


    not true!
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  • yeah, that story was innocuous by anyone's standards. quit reaching.
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  • everybody has seemed pretty amenable to my post-coital stories. look here's one now: one time i did it to this guy and he sthng like "you have a great vagina. your tits, meh." and then he shrugged whilst looking at my tits.
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  • i'm not reaching, man. if you want ppl to believe that that kind of story isn't usually totally cringeworthy and i am just reacting this way because i have it in for kari, ok. can we get back to discussing jordan's babe of a norm sister now
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  • AHAHAHA, CA, you're kidding?
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  • CA gets a lot of compliments on her vagina.
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  • my vagina doesn't get AROUND much because life has sapped its mojo.
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:55:13 pm
    same guy, anthony. same guy.


    ugh, what a dick.
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  • at least he didn't steal my CDs on his way out the door. or pound his chest in my living room while my roommates were home and say, "I may not be that big, but I know how to MOVE it!"
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  • don't worry ladies. i am bringing my little brother up too. he's 6'4 and likes coldplay.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:48:41 pm
    FUCKING FACT


    LITERALLY!
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  • good looking family jordan. What the hell happened with you
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  • your mom is pretty hot, too, if we're "going there" itt
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:52:49 pm
    everybody has seemed pretty amenable to my post-coital stories. look here's one now: one time i did it to this guy and he sthng like "you have a great vagina. your tits, meh." and then he shrugged whilst looking at my tits.


    cue:

    ":I"

    "Carrie Anne."
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  • cue Kari not realizing i've got her back ITT
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  • That was a pretty funny story without the "post coital" thing anyways. It was a red herring at best.
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  • i couldn't post that to carrie anne because that story is about me
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  • white_trash posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:03:03 pm
    good looking family jordan. What the hell happened with you


    well timed exposure to black flag ruined everything and resulted in a really really long sequence of poor life decisions.
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  • Her comedic timing is better too.
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:05:10 pm
    cue Kari not realizing i've got her back ITT


    CA, I got it! Ssssh .... i'm being feisty today. FEISTY.
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  • ANYWAY i specifically said "cute," which clearly makes all the difference. no one wants to hear that crap. CAs story is not cute
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  • KILL EM ALL!
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:10:08 pm
    YEAH WELL NEITHER IS YR FACE $5


    <3

    kariface posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:10:30 pm
    KILL EM ALL!


    FUCK YOU
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  • hahaha fuck this thread does not QUIT
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  • a lot of those views recently have got to be very disappointed ones.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:13:57 pm
    yeah there is a massive 200+ post private thread discussing this. i would add you daskol but you can't add ppl after the fact


    veebs posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:19:06 pm
    xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35:14 pm
    I'm going to pretend to be an investment banker and talk to her about The Secret


    HAHAHAHAH no way, jesus christ
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  • ugh i hate private threads! cause i'm never in them killing the board!! f u guys!
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  • jordivision posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:01:17 pm
    don't worry ladies. i am bringing my little brother up too. he's 6'4 and likes coldplay.






    i mean right?

    a little?
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  • reggie posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:28:24 pm
    ugh i hate private threads! cause i'm never in them killing the board!! f u guys!


    sad face
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  • i'm whiny today. suck it!
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  • beans posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:25:39 pm
    5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:13:57 pm
    yeah there is a massive 200+ post private thread discussing this. i would add you daskol but you can't add ppl after the fact

    veebs posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:19:06 pm
    xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35:14 pm
    I'm going to pretend to be an investment banker and talk to her about The Secret

    HAHAHAHAH no way, jesus christ



    sorry guys, this was actually a hoax. Y'ALL GOT JIMMED
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  • did you paint your nails jord?
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  • no its from a friends flickr
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  • you ever worry about bumping into a student while you work your other job jordan?
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  • weird how did my post end up in this thread? WRONG THREAD
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 5:20:27 pm
    beans posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 3:25:39 pm
    5dollarBud posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:13:57 pm
    yeah there is a massive 200+ post private thread discussing this. i would add you daskol but you can't add ppl after the fact

    veebs posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 2:19:06 pm
    xxxxxxxxx posted this on January 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35:14 pm
    I'm going to pretend to be an investment banker and talk to her about The Secret

    HAHAHAHAH no way, jesus christ


    sorry guys, this was actually a hoax. Y'ALL GOT JIMMED



    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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  • I'm astounded at the thread views. The facebook thread, which has 1300 posts and is almost a year old, only has 13,000. LURKERS
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  • if you are not a logged in user, does it still register a view?
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  • you remember what happened last time a lurker posted?
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  • you ended up banging her? No, i dont remember, wha happen
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  • Haha do people still do the cross-arm pelvic thrust suck it?
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  • white_trash posted this on January 26th, 2010 @ 11:54:40 pm
    you ended up banging her? No, i dont remember, wha happen


    I think he's referring to the pretty one you all chased off the board for having a fucking tattoo. which as a guy not in search of a lady, I found hilariously amusing.
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  • I don't know. But I say "WAAAAZZZAAAAAAAHHHH!!" a lot and still play Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, so... par for the course
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  • ah, I just made a hack comedian remark about people in nursing homes having shitty tattoos and she got thenthitive. I did her a favor.
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  • seriously. what kind of misguided grown men chase away pretty girls? it was like high school all over again.
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  • i for one was shocked, shocked i say
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  • the girls chase girls away more than the dudes do around here
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  • lila_engel posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 12:06:14 am
    seriously. what kind of misguided grown men chase away pretty girls? it was like high school all over again.


    IF THIS WERE HIGH SCHOOL THE PRETTY GIRL WOULD BE CHASING ME AWAY!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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  • white_trash posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 12:07:31 am
    the girls chase girls away more than the dudes do around here


    this is probably true, but it wasn't the case with this specific girl.
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  • yeah, fuck her (and anyone who wants to fuck her) if she can't take a joke.
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  • alright, well I'm sorry, show spoilerjordan
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  • dude, she posted a picture and a dude on here attacked her appearance for no reason. that's not her not taking a joke. and she didn't even get personal or lame about it- she just peaced out. that girl was too cool for us, you guys. that girl didn't GIVE A FUCK.
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  • its coolshow spoileri was THIS close with another one you were mean to
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  • who attacked her appearance?
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  • unrelated TRUE story from henry rollins about minor threat songs:

    Henry: "You should know that Straight Edge is a tune based on a much earlier piece called Henry is a Faggot."
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  • haha i forgot its the same thread we're talking about it in
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  • oh julie please, scott does the "she's a 6, MAYBE" thing all the time
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  • professor jordo, i could have used your guidnace this evening. F- on your lack of omnipresence.
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  • dude. anthony. it was out of line. even he admitted it was out of line.
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  • haha i like how i'm being blamed for people NOT getting laid now
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  • fuck million dollar pasta
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  • unless it has chest tattoos
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  • women are not to boiled to al dente
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  • sorry i missed you stein. would have loved to force feed u cheese
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  • I missed the whole bro-off, fuck
    show spoilerTight Brothers From Way Back When
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  • Frederic Bropin
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  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  • caketown posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 9:30:06 am
    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  • fjørd posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 9:35:01 am
    caketown posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 9:30:06 am
    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    hahahah
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  • i knew somebody was going to do that. roland >:(
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  • should've said "ugh." TRY TO BRO THAT, JERKS.
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 12:04:30 am
    I don't know. But I say "WAAAAZZZAAAAAAAHHHH!!" a lot and still play Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, so... par for the course


    Schwiiiing

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  • caketown posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 9:40:16 am
    i knew somebody was going to do that. broland >:(
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  • hahaha it never ends!
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  • hahaha, schiiiiiing. I'm going to start saying "SWISH!" when I accomplish certain things.

    "Yo man, you get her number?"

    "Oh yeah! SWISH!"

    ::free throw motion::
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  • ~*~**~HES ON FIRE*~**~
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 27th, 2010 @ 10:51:26 am
    hahaha, schiiiiiing. I'm going to start saying "SWISH!" when I accomplish certain things.

    "Yo man, you get her number?"

    "Oh yeah! SWISH!"

    ::free throw motion::


    hahaha. okay, I'm just gonna start doing the field goal thing with my arms
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  • i feel like youre all under arrest
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  • you have a justin timberlake air about you

    also i still don't remember meeting you, that's how high my fever was
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  • im pretty sure kevin hates you as much as the rest of everyone
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  • madeline do you ever do anything except say "HAHA" at everyone else on here, despite not having a clue what you're laughing at?

    also sbordone your schtick of being a dick to me on wboard and then sweet as pie in person is really old. no one thinks you are any cooler for acting like a dick on the internet
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  • *shtick
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  • sometimes i'll say something about a movie or a pair of shoes but for the most part i just arbitrarily pick things to click quote on and laugh at
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  • queque looks like a chad
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  • Berzerko posted this on January 28th, 2010 @ 2:51:14 am
    queque looks like a chad
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  • QueQue posted this on January 28th, 2010 @ 12:35:41 am
    i feel like youre all under arrest



    sorry son, but u can receive federal assistance wit dat right ear
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  • QueQue posted this on January 28th, 2010 @ 12:35:41 am
    i feel like youre all under arrest


    I knew it wasn't gonna happen, but I was honestly hoping for something like this

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  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on January 28th, 2010 @ 2:12:04 am
    sometimes i'll say something about a movie or a pair of shoes but for the most part i just arbitrarily pick things to click quote on and laugh at



    KEEPING IT REAL<3
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  • I love Vinegar Hill!
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  • Vinegar, please.
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  • Mr.Blass posted this on January 29th, 2010 @ 3:33:34 pm


    hahah, way to make it a reality
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  • hahaha i love the look youre both giving eachother, kinda "yeah well fuck you too" ish
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  • ahahaha i was just contemplating that. wth were we talking about
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  • this is such a good slice of life picture
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on January 29th, 2010 @ 7:13:53 pm



    had a chat bout both those athletes the other day. strange motherfuckers
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  • actually i'm glad that picture exists, i truly honestly have no idea how short i really am until i see pictures like that.
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  • hahahahaha
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  • hahaahh his face doens tlook so stupid with that hat, good look
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  • hmmm. i dont remember being pissed off...
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  • U GUYS LIKE MY HAT KRISTIN MADE IT
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  • hahahahaha, Jeremy. I ALMOST posted that instead of the other one
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  • neither of us were mad, that's what's so funny
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  • god that photo is great!
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  • QueQue posted this on January 29th, 2010 @ 7:13:11 pm
    hahaha i love the look youre both giving eachother, kinda "yeah well I'd like to fuck you too" ish
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  • caketown posted this on January 29th, 2010 @ 8:26:06 pm
    QueQue posted this on January 29th, 2010 @ 7:13:11 pm
    hahaha i love the look youre both giving eachother, kinda "yeah well I'd like to fuck you too" ish


    totally. scott's like "I would like to smash, but how to proceed"
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  • My hamster and me.

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  • isn't she the cutest?! i love her.
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  • last night i went to a 1981-themed costume party as squashed frogger. those are tire tracks on my back and googly eyes on my head.

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  • wait, also i was not just passed out on the floor. my friends begged me for twenty minutes to do a "roadkill" picture and finally i gave in.
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  • I'm going to post that photo on the AA best butt website and PM you the results in 6-8 weeks.
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  • i was wearing an outfit almost entirely from american apparel! also jordan hush
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  • I like that pic Caketown!
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  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • you seriously are amazing <3
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  • damn homie
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  • those tights make you look like you have crazy butt sweat, i dig it
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  • also dayummm cat:

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  • i thought there was some funny story behind the butt sweat
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  • stool posted this on January 30th, 2010 @ 5:50:45 pm
    I like that pic Caketown!


    i took a similar photo of you like this don!
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  • Catherine you look nice.
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  • aaaahahahahhahah
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  • you can peel the thong out of the girl's buttcrack, but you can't peel the buttcrack out of the girl <#
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  • See, that sort of thing is what's missing around here. Why aint you post no more
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  • This isn't a recent picture of me, it's a recent picture of Rip Torn (my boyfriend) who was recently arrested for robbing a bank, drunkenly.

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  • I think his expression really captures everything I try to say and be.
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  • thats the evil priest from beast master!
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  • annie that color is out of this world. amazing.

    also lol @ rip torn, o man.
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  • a few years ago I was at Mar's bar and met some 19yo gay crustpunk who lived with RipTorn
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  • it was funny because the whole time I was talking to the kid about it I was thinking of Rip Taylor (who would've made more sense) and I was like "so are there all sorts of stupid comedy props laying around?.. I loved him on hollywood squares when I was a kid"
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  • When there was Rip Torn retrospective at Anthology last year. He kept showing up and hanging around b/c he was fighting with his wife and didn't have anywhere to go! He was giving unannounced Q and A's too!
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  • 9 y.o. virgin posted this on January 30th, 2010 @ 5:52:26 pm


    omg <3
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  • augmented skankbot posted this on January 31st, 2010 @ 1:09:48 pm
    This isn't a recent picture of me, it's a recent picture of Rip Torn (my boyfriend) who was recently arrested for robbing a bank, drunkenly.


    ahaha i saw this on the news and wanted to screen cap it
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  • oh man, Rip Torn is a fucking MESS.

    Great as Patches O'houlihan though
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  • pulling the ceiling down wont make you any taller
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  • HAHAAH
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  • I got a cat. His name is Chuck.
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  • nice. HELLO CHUCK
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  • He's a great lil' fella. Super mellow. He likes to chill.
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  • minisoccerpapi
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  • reggie posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 9:56:21 am
    minisoccerpapi


    i take his tail and put it over his lip and call him Carlos.
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  • you should get another cat named Kool Chip

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  • el_zuuf posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 2:17:02 am
    pulling the ceiling down wont make you any taller


    adjkfla
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  • veebs posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 10:14:52 am
    you should get another cat named Kool Chip


    That could potentially happen. I m hoping to get another cat so that he isnt lonely.
    We got him from this woman that fosters cats for a rescue shelter.
    She was a straight up cat lady in Greenpoint - about 11 cats strutting around her apartment.
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  • Ha.

    oh yeah zuufy for some reason I have a faint recollection of you being slghtlu sketchy at that party sat but I don't remember what you did :(
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  • eliz posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 1:49:02 pm
    Ha.

    oh yeah zuufy for some reason I have a faint recollection of you being slghtlu sketchy at that party sat but I don't remember what you did :(


    this sounds to me like he molested you during a satanic ritual
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  • the McMartin Preschool of 2010!
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  • I dont know what youre talking about Im the most normal guy ever
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  • maybe you were just really drunk but you were a lot more talky than normal
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  • sybil posted this on January 30th, 2010 @ 6:22:41 pm
    also dayummm cat:



    ?? which one is she???
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  • shake it app money shot
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  • hahah sorry eliz the ceiling thing made me lol
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  • eliz posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 4:03:01 pm
    maybe you were just really drunk but you were a lot more talky than normal


    I get that often

    *shrug*
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  • people were acting weird at that party in general. maybe it was all the adderall
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  • look how cute my dog is. ahhh i miss her. i had to post this somewhere here. HI.



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  • your dog has a beautiful coat and looks full of vitality
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  • I agree. Your dog's eyes are that of an old soul, satiated with worldly wisdom
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  • it's true. she's 10 and probably pissed off that she's wearing a sweater. LOOK AT THAT FACE.
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  • that first picture of your dog is very disturbing
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 10:18:42 pm
    that first picture of your dog is very disturbing


    dawgcicle
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  • hah, i guess. she plays dead when you pretend to shoot her. it's kind of awesome.
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  • haha, awesome trick.
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  • i met a pirate this weekend guys, wanna hear about it?

    either way heres me being tan
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  • hhahahahahahahhahaha i'm dying.
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  • ok thats fine were still on the dog thing
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 10:18:42 pm
    that first picture of your dog is very disturbing


    its so cold in the the D
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  • reggie's dog posted this on February 1st, 2010 @ 10:54:21 pm
    "arrr... pirates.... the scourge of the seas"
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  • hahah that lil fucker is badass
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  • hahah fuckkk
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  • why do you have a bunch of barely touched beers in front of you?
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  • is that how people demonstrate their wealth in that country? by opening a new beer before they've finished even half of the previous one?
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  • i think they're empty but have that bottle wear from being smashed against each other
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  • theyre actually filled with Zyklon-B! You remember? What the Nazis had?
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  • jesus queque.
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  • @ the wealth comment
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  • I keep imagining that clamshell talks like the Parkay tub
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  • we got really fucking drunk



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  • at least those cigarettes look smoked.
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  • "errytime it smell like pine cones in here, daddy be trippin"
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  • i think this shirt belongs to someone's gay dad
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  • Here's a new guy
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  • I like those paintings Don.
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  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 6th, 2010 @ 4:36:07 pm
    CAT REIKI


    I googled it. it's real

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  • kevin!

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  • the things i'd do to those lips...
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  • stool posted this on February 6th, 2010 @ 3:50:08 pm
    Here's a new guy


    Has anyone ever told you you look a bit like
    ?
    (in a good way)
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  • ahaha sybil, me and my dude did chat roulette for about 5 minutes and saw at least 10 dudes jerking off
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  • yeah i kept getting that, even got one dude fucking a clear blow up doll.

    however, i spoke to the jonas brothers, i think i am done now. hahahaha



    they asked if i was on the phone w my bf. didnt get to screencap that.
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  • all the jonas brothers had boners in that picture
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  • syb, hate to bring the 'bad news', but that jonas brothers thing is just a 4chan gif :((( they loop it and there's probably some manga loving dude behind the actual cam

    i like colonial williamsburg's crew-cut, tho
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  • talljamal posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 7:10:54 am
    syb, hate to bring the 'bad news', but that jonas brothers thing is just a 4chan gif :((( they loop it and there's probably some manga loving dude behind the actual cam

    was this confirmed?
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  • talljamal posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 7:10:54 am
    syb, hate to bring the 'bad news', but that jonas brothers thing is just a 4chan gif :((( they loop it and there's probably some manga loving dude behind the actual cam



    lol
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  • professor$1.50 posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 2:05:55 am
    all the jonas brothers had broners in that picture
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  • hahaha elaine seriously? "was it confirmed that the jonas brothers did not actually spend their evening sitting around the computer talking to disguised hipsters and guys jacking off on their webcams?"
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  • hahahahahaaaa
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  • hahahaha, shit.
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  • If I were the Jonas brothers I'd do that.
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  • even if i were only one jonas brother i'd do that
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  • i bet theyd see mad tittays
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:14:07 am
    even if i were only one jonas brother i'd do that


    Yea but if you were three Jonas Brothers one of you could do this while another made dinner and yet a third did the laundry.
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  • Two of the Jonas Brothers - dressed as ketchup and mustard. Where's Gina?

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  • i was just coming in here to say this
    9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:44:29 am
    Sybil, I really wanted to believe


    but now i want to say this:

    AHHHH <3
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  • also that picture of them looks like five years old. next thing people will be saying they talked to the jonas brothers and traveled through time to do it. CONFIRMED
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  • Ten bucks says Sybil somehow gets offended/upset by this.
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  • if nothing, its a great opportunity to laugh at yourself and then secretly feel a little violated - despite this being the main idea behind chatroulette imo.
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  • i do not know who the jonas brothers are and am pretty stoked about that
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  • Staples posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:00:29 pm
    Ten bucks says Sybil somehow gets offended/upset by this.




    jkghjfd
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  • jordivision posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:07:30 pm
    i do not know who the jonas brothers are and am pretty stoked about that


    youre so fulla shit, i dont doubt you dont know their individual names, but youve def heard of them before
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  • I have absolutely no clue who they are
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  • theyre HUGE theyre like the fucking O TOWN
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  • i love how everyone always thinks im full of shit. I have perpetual ear muffs on.
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  • O TOWN. O TOWN.
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  • ok fine i believe you but what about LFO? you HAVE to of heard of THEM
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  • 2GETHER!!!

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  • i like level 42 from 1980.
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  • Wait, what is that?
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  • there is a picture of the jonas brothers on the backpacks of like 80% of all school childen. the rest of them have miley cyrus backpacks. you guys gotta be kidding me
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  • hahaha that 2gether movie was kinda funny
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  • i know who miley cyrus is from the side boob debacle.
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  • i don't know what they sing but i know they aren't having sex.

    weird.
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  • also at the time i was impressed by the fact that mtv could make money mocking the same thing they spend most of their time promoting. pimps!
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  • They have something to do with Disney I think.
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  • reggie posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:17:49 pm
    i don't know what they sing but i know they aren't having sex.

    weird.


    jonas brothers? one of them is MARRIED!
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  • they're waiting till they're all married
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  • beans posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:22:02 pm
    reggie posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:17:49 pm
    i don't know what they sing but i know they aren't having sex.

    weird.

    jonas brothers? one of them is MARRIED!



    shes not even that hot and shes like a guidette from staten island or something
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  • remember when the sickly kid from 2gether died? harsh realm.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:22:52 pm
    they're waiting till they're all married


    hahahaha that would be awesome.
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  • 2gether was awesomely bad
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  • U + ME = US
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  • ive been listening to nothing but lfo and o town for the last 15 minutes. fucking insane
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  • i had a shitty part time job one summer about 10 years ago, and i would be stationed in different stores to talk up sprint cell phones. this meant i usually ended up watching whatever in-store tv promo bullshit they had on. the day i did radioshack they were playing this segment about LFO traveling to viet nam and recording in some weird buddhist cave. they went to some tiny town and kept talking about how bad it smelled everywhere. so fucking absurd!!! i probably saw that things 20 times that day
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  • QueQue posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:31:24 pm
    ive been listening to nothing but lfo and o town for the last 15 minutes. fucking insane


    hahahaha
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  • caketown posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:01:16 am
    hahaha elaine seriously? "was it confirmed that the jonas brothers did not actually spend their evening sitting around the computer talking to disguised hipsters and guys jacking off on their webcams?"




    ahahahahaha
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  • one of my favorite things on those tv carnage dvds is the boy band segment with all the ones that never made it huge and their shitty local morning tv show segments. so awesome
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  • fuck there was just some movie where the bad guys son is trying to make a MAN BAND
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  • haha, queque. "the goods."
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  • i think the band was called
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  • BIG UPS
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  • CHATROULETTE! Oh god, we did this last night and ended up talking to a group of dudes in Bushwick who work with one of my friends. WEIRD.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:22:52 pm
    they're waiting till they're all married


    hahahaha. now that's a pledge.
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  • talljamal posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 7:10:54 am
    syb, hate to bring the 'bad news', but that jonas brothers thing is just a 4chan gif :((( they loop it and there's probably some manga loving dude behind the actual cam

    i like colonial williamsburg's crew-cut, tho


    yeah me and eliz figured this out last night.
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  • Staples posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:00:29 pm
    Ten bucks says Sybil somehow gets offended/upset by this.


    get fucked. :D
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  • Ten bucks says you almost didn't type the emoticon!
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  • you owe me ten bucks
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  • Jamie posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:14:02 am
    stool posted this on February 6th, 2010 @ 3:50:08 pm
    Here's a new guy

    Has anyone ever told you you look a bit like
    ?
    (in a good way)


    No, that's a new one!
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 12:16:52 pm
    there is a picture of the jonas brothers on the backpacks of like 80% of all school childen. the rest of them have miley cyrus backpacks. you guys gotta be kidding me


    I've got a student who carries an N'Sync pencil case. Which is kind of weird for a 12 year old.
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  • Male or female? I'm gunning for male but my hopes aren't high.
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  • The N'Sync pencil case belongs to a boy. He also has a cache of High School Musical and Miley Cyrus pencils. His speech and writing is virtually unintelligible. An odd child, through and through.
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  • I feel that the use of 'weird' to describe this boy may be heteronormatize know what I'm sayin?
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  • ZEUSS

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  • cheesy party photobooth action
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  • ben that's fucking awesome, where was that?
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  • driving through western mass at some big hairpin turn on rt 2.
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  • haircut from kristi at high horse, expression from mr and mrs stein
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  • action shot eating ethiopian food in vermont
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  • have you heard of silverware
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  • white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:52:07 pm
    have you heard of silverware


    i hope this is a joke.
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  • fuckin ANIMALS
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  • yeah well you aren't in ethiopia
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  • hahahahahah it is sort.
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  • is there a site similar to chatroullete but specifically for jerking off? I feel like that would be a big hit if it doesn't already exist.
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  • how many people were there for this?!
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  • doing it with a bunch of people is the only way to do it right.
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  • like 6 of us! otherwise it would've been seeexxxxyyy
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  • reggie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 11:56:30 pm
    doing it with a bunch of people is the only way to do it right.


    yo you should come over me and the boyz are just hangin out
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  • oh fuck.
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  • Berzerko posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:00:32 am
    reggie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 11:56:30 pm
    doing it with a bunch of people is the only way to do it right.

    yo you should come over me and the boyz are just hangin out


    you guys can show us your OTHER bald spots
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  • UGH JULIE


    ok wth is chatroulette, is it all fake pictures of the jonasses and random penises. is it really.
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  • ahahaha AWESOME. me and dicky saw more dicks than ppl
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  • my sister and i did this tonight! we saw a guy humping a stuffed animal and made friends with some marines.
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  • A+ for chatroullete freaks

    [x] would eat anjara with jason_m (homo)
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  • we met some dudes from liverpool
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  • hahah, that's when peter was like TIME TO GO. when i told them to send fan mail and gave them an address. they were the best.
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  • and i showed my boob twice.
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  • ahahhaha we kept making them say british words and cracking up
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  • hahaha, julie!

    i tried chat roulette for about 3 minutes and everyone kept asking me if i was a witch :(
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  • Staples posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:14:16 pm


    What are you doing.
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  • I was very sad.
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  • My friend said I look like a sexy warlock in this one... thanks friend.
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  • i feel like i never see you post anywhere other than this thread. weird.
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  • whats wrong with being a sexy warlock?
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  • well first of all a warlock is a dude, u homo
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  • reggie posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 3:03:48 pm
    i feel like i never see you post anywhere other than this thread. weird.


    there's a whole bunch of people doing that. So aannoying
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  • caketown posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 3:46:15 pm
    well first of all a warlock is a dude, u homo




    that's right, why didn't I realize that.
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  • HAY JUST POPPING IN TO REMIND YOU WHAT I LOOK LIKE K BYE
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  • white_trash posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 3:48:50 pm
    HAY JUST POPPING IN TO REMIND YOU WHAT I LOOK LIKE K BYE


    this is what facebook is for.
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  • posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 3:46:15 pm
    well first of all a warlock is a dude, u homo
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  • Berzerko posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 11:47:24 pm
    is there a site similar to chatroullete but specifically for jerking off? I feel like that would be a big hit if it doesn't already exist.


    yeah it's called chatroulette
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  • or just...webcams.
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  • oh hi reggie what's up
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  • i have yet to jerk off in front of any sort of web cam thing but now that i have video chat on google i get paranoid that it is somehow on when I'm doin my thang. i refuse to jerk with gmail open.
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  • oh, hello.
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  • feel free to ask me any questions concerning my masturbation habits
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  • i've definitely considered buying those tiny round bandaids just in case someone has hacked my computer in some way that they can secretly watch me when i'm unaware of it!


    wish i was joking
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  • i refrained from posting that warlocks were dudes.

    warlock + devils
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  • lila_engel posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 4:04:59 pm
    i've definitely considered buying those tiny round bandaids just in case someone has hacked my computer in some way that they can secretly watch me when i'm unaware of it!


    wish i was joking


    hahahahahaha
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  • great talk!
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  • fuck now i'm paranoid
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  • Berzerko posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 4:03:12 pm
    i have yet to jerk off in front of any sort of web cam thing but now that i have video chat on google i get paranoid that it is somehow on when I'm doin my thang. i refuse to jerk with gmail open.


    HAHAHAH

    [x] paranoid
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  • hahaha that's awesome!
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  • hahahah YEAHH BOIII
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  • sup with the shorty in the yellow hat
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  • haha, lady bought me a Guinness after that!
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  • that girl is Morgan and she tweakin in that vid. she can get it, tho
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  • AHAHA, kev, that is phenomonal
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  • ahahahah love this
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  • hahahah i still love this
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  • lila_engel posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 4:04:59 pm
    i've definitely considered buying those tiny round bandaids just in case someone has hacked my computer in some way that they can secretly watch me when i'm unaware of it!


    wish i was joking


    wait this is pretty common right? i keep that built in camera covered at all times.
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  • lunatic_masturbator posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 6:44:28 pm
    lila_engel posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 4:04:59 pm
    i've definitely considered buying those tiny round bandaids just in case someone has hacked my computer in some way that they can secretly watch me when i'm unaware of it!


    wish i was joking

    wait this is pretty common right? i keep that built in camera covered at all times.
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  • lunatic_masturbator posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 7:11:52 pm
    lunatic_masturbator posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 6:44:28 pm
    lila_engel posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 4:04:59 pm
    i've definitely considered buying those tiny round bandaids just in case someone has hacked my computer in some way that they can secretly watch me when i'm unaware of it!


    wish i was joking

    wait this is pretty common right? i keep that built in camera covered at all times.
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  • dudemaster posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 7:16:51 pm
    I feel that the use of 'weird' to describe this boy may be heteronormatize know what I'm sayin?


    Nah, he just plain peculiar.
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  • hello, random babe behind us.

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  • hello, indeed.

    :;sup girls::
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  • Union Pool on a Saturday niiiight (not by choice, we played a show).
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  • Also, this needs to be appreciated.

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  • ahahdhhhahdasa kevin..
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  • this is one of the diglets I live with now. Her name is Belle

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  • :D

    <3
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  • you don't really wear shirts when you don't have to huh?
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  • if it is, he smells like fish and bum mung
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  • best pin! i also <3 butts.
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  • jordan you are my hero
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  • jungle hair. time to cut a couple of em
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  • do not cut jungle hair
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  • pretty sure thats called sex hair
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  • who farted?
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  • notyou posted this on February 13th, 2010 @ 7:17:17 pm
    pretty sure thats called sex hair


    aka sexless hair haha

    Berzerko posted this on February 13th, 2010 @ 5:45:25 pm
    do not cut jungle hair


    wHAT WILL IT DO FOR ME LATELTy
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  • annie, c'mon! if you keep this up i might ask you out on a date, and that will end badly for all of us.
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  • Oy gevalt. They should put a breathalyzer on my computer.

    Sorry, Annie!
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  • hahahahaha
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  • and to followup, abby cut my hair today



    little more tame
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  • you look kinda... ethnic
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  • i think it's the mustache, no?
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  • hahaha why did i just say that
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  • Sbordone posted this on February 14th, 2010 @ 4:06:02 pm
    you look kinda like yvo
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  • Go to the Vosges in soho and get as much hot chocolate as you can afford. it will make you happy.

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  • annieb posted this on February 14th, 2010 @ 3:56:19 pm
    and to followup, abby cut my hair today



    little more tame


    aye mami!
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  • annieb posted this on February 14th, 2010 @ 4:08:41 pm
    i think it's the mustache, no?


    jhahahah fuck girlie, but nah seriously yo.. you rock it well
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  • in my dreams of straight hair, it looks like that.
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  • roxylola posted this on February 11th, 2010 @ 11:19:39 pm
    Also, this needs to be appreciated.


    i feel like i saw these same dogs tethered onto a fence on manhattan earlier today
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  • PROBABLY NOT, this was in Carroll Gardens.
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  • haaahaha perfect
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  • stool posted this on February 16th, 2010 @ 12:00:31 pm

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  • yo whose oscar is that
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  • Someone whose fanbase is 50yo+ gays and divorced women
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  • sup
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  • kuusi just tell us who your famous friend is because in 5 minutes i'm not going to care anymore
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  • kuusikuusikuusi posted this on February 17th, 2010 @ 10:21:05 am
    Someone whose fanbase is 50yo+ gays and divorced women


    Fucking Richard Simmons?
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  • how stella got her groove back?
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  • i thought you guys broke up.
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  • nope. rough patches happen. this was from valentines weekend in philly.
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  • oh phew! i almost had a panic attack!
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  • I bet that filthy fuck sniffed the base of the trophy when you gave it back to him too.
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  • micon, let me know if you need a xanax or something, you precious thing.
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  • kuusi you kinda look like my gf in that pic
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  • by which i mean she has an richard simmons oscar around usually
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  • I
    Killick posted this on February 17th, 2010 @ 10:41:47 am
    I bet that filthy fuck sniffed the base of the trophy when you gave it back to him too.


    "I smell an Oscar!"
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  • show at 1087 Bway on Sunday. i was two sheets to the wind and had given myself the horrible haircut earlier in the afternoon...
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  • i asked if you were as cute in person as you are on the internet. apparently you are.
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  • I think I have that same button down shirt
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  • is yours as buttoned down, though?
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  • I don't get pictures taken of myself often so this is like Christmas:



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  • took this on yesterday
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  • hahahahah you fuckin lunatic
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  • meat (and bone) tights!
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  • hhaha kevin WHY am i not going on that road trip w you, sthng tells me it would be ridiculous
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  • HAHAHAH my eye in this one
    show spoiler
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  • hehe ;)
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  • Caaah posted this on February 17th, 2010 @ 11:28:10 pm
    HAHAHAH my eye in this one


    HAHAH love it
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  • haha nice haircut AND eye!
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  • :D
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  • if I was your husband and you got that haircut, probably the first thing I'd say when I saw it is something like "so, you woke up this morning and decided I'm some kind of homo who wanted to know what it's like to fuck a boy?" then I'd apologize profusely and tell you I didn't mean anything by it, and that it looked great and that one day I'll learn to be more selective about the thoughts I let out of my head and through my mouth.
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  • really shootin from the hip there, ain't ya daskol
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  • If I ever meet your wife remind me to give her an award or smthg.
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  • hahaha I've been drinking. I did say something like that once to a girl I was with who surprised me with a boy haircut, but I have a much better filter now. now I'd just want to say it but would probably be content to just say it in my head and chuckle.
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  • loooooll
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  • Well, I guess one of us had to have the man-hair in the relationship, and since my husband's dreads have hit ass-length...
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  • daskol posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 12:26:00 am
    if I was your husband and you got that haircut, probably the first thing I'd say when I saw it is something like "so, you woke up this morning and decided I'm some kind of homo who wanted to know what it's like to fuck a boy?" then I'd apologize profusely and tell you I didn't mean anything by it, and that it looked great and that one day I'll learn to be more selective about the thoughts I let out of my head and through my ass.
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  • ahhhahahaha motherfuking kevin!
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  • oh here is my new haircut (front bangs) and dog on a couch photo! (lookin hot caaah)

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  • that dog is smoking hot
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  • that dog is a total babe, but she has the crazy eye.


    ps. ~thigs~
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  • JODIE WHAT ARE(N'T) YOU WEARING
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  • are those underoos?
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  • they are booty shorts pj's. i wear the equivalent in the summer. its just legs, guys. im not wearing long socks on my dick or anything.
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  • oh JODIE, YOU ARE A ~CARD~
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  • "my new haircut" hahahahahahahaah. right.
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  • yeah dudes its just some legs and not even the butt. get aholda yerselves
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  • white_trash posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 1:19:36 pm
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  • not even a sideboob.gif
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  • "hey guys, check out my new couch"

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  • quit complaining! maybe she'll post more pixxxxxxxx of the dog
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  • Hahhahaha check out my new couch. <3
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  • reminds me of this:
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  • im taking these as compliments anthony. thank you.
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  • I'm not knocking you, you look good! its just funny. like WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN when you posted that
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  • I SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO SHOW MY THIGS IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.
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  • hahaha seriously, y'all are making a bigger deal about this than it really is
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  • I'M FREAKING OUT OVER HERE
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  • im psychoanalyzing ALL OF YOU
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  • JODIE WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS??? I STARED AT THAT PHOTO FOR A LONG TIME BUT I COULDN'T FIND THEM!!!
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  • white_trash posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 1:19:36 pm
    "my new haircut" hahahahahahahaah. right.




    heh
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  • I HAVEN'T SEEN A THIGH IN SO LONG CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE
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  • I done got a new hurr cut

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  • lovely front bangs.
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  • talljamal posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 1:49:35 pm
    white_trash posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 1:19:36 pm
    "my new haircut" hahahahahahahaah. right.



    heh
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  • man, it sucks to be scoffed by such attractive and happy people.
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  • oh come on. it was funny and u b escalatin' unnecessarily!
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  • squared posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 1:18:27 pm
    im not wearing long socks on my dick or anything.


    and why not?
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  • squared posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 2:44:48 pm
    man, it sucks to be scoffed by such attractive and happy people.



    I like your milky thighs, which is kinda rare for me
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  • fjørd posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 2:47:33 pm
    squared posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 1:18:27 pm
    im not wearing long socks on my dick or anything.

    and why not?


    ahahahaha
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  • 1) i dont have socks long enough for my dick.

    2) i think my being (characteristically) defensive is actually appropriate for the over reaction AND LIKE YOU ALL DONT POST A BAZILLION VANITY PICS. being overly vain is shameful but having no shame with your own innocent milky body parts is not. but thanks!
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  • talljamal posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 2:49:57 pm
    squared posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 2:44:48 pm
    man, it sucks to be scoffed by such attractive and happy people.


    I like your milky thighs, which is kinda rare for me


    Now THIS is creepy!
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  • have you seen what happens when twiggy posts pictures of her "hair"?
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  • yeah i see people get all jeal bc they cant motorboat the fuck outta her tits, but ya know, act pretty nice about it.
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  • I BEEN OUTDID 0_0

    lookin good jodie!
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  • i'd motorboat u 2, sweettits.
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  • damn i should have taken my shirt off to show yall my haircut
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  • You are beautiful no matter what they say
    Words can't bring you down
    You are beautiful in every single way
    Yes, words can't bring you down
    Don't you bring me down today...
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  • i got a new haircut too!

    like 2 weeks ago, and today it's pretty frizzy. now what.

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  • you are the most consistently photogenic person on this board i think. also, perhaps if you removed that top it would be less frizzy.
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  • squared posted this on February 18th, 2010 @ 3:53:59 pm
    you are the most consistently photogenic person on this board i think. also, perhaps if you removed that top it would be less frizzy.


    Hahaha it's the STATIC
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  • at this point if i remove the top a) it will stick straight up in the air and b) you'll be able to see my neck, which might put some people in a tizzy.
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  • yeah remove ur top
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  • I MAY BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT, BUT I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR THEM MILKY THIGHS.
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  • 2010 WILLIAMSBOARD TOP-OFF
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  • OKAY, I'LL START:

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  • i have never once posted a photo like this but for a limited time only, here is my top sans shirt

    show spoiler
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  • damn, francesa just beat me to it! hahaha
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  • Francesca! Hide your shame!
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  • i put it behind a SPOILER TAG what do you want from me
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  • oh yeah spoiler thigs
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  • MILKY WHITE BRA STRAP
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  • they are milky white, what's the ish
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  • ahaha, kevin that photo rules. <3
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  • Impersonating Brady

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  • aw andy thats sweet!
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  • ps. how much for the french press?
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  • i love how the table looks like the floor. it totally messes with my perception.
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  • Idontbelong posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:39:12 pm
    i love how the table looks like the floor. it totally messes with my perception.


    Whoa
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  • Idontbelong posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:39:12 pm
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  • Also just got this shirt in the mail a few minutes ago and was super stoked on it so I decided to post a pic.

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  • That's a pretty sweet shirt.
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  • haha kari got me that shirt for xmas
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  • I'd wear it if it didn't have "Glenn" on it
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  • or "Henry" for that matter
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  • hahaha, that shirt rules!

    I showed these two t-shirt purchases to a few people here and I'm pretty exited about them



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  • "looks good on you though"

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  • Whoa Wes those shirts rule, also I breezed right past you last night crossing McGuinness and was all, "Oh shit, that was Wes."
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  • haha, I did the same! I was like, "That's Andy, right?" I didn't recognize you with the glasses until I turned around and you were gone and I wasn't going to chase you down Nassau three blocks to say hi
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  • missed connections
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  • TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 4:04:37 pm
    That David Lo Pan t-shirt is next level.


    Seriously. I walked past it like three times before I even noticed what it was. I was like, "Yeah, that shirt has a pretty cool design....HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING LO PAN AND I NEED TO BUY THAT RIGHT NOW!"
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  • why aren't there t-shirts for every john carpenter movie.

    actually there probably are ::googles::
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  • There was a They Live one at this store
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  • i want to get a THE THING LIVES IN LITTLE CHINA ON HALLOWEEN FROM t-shirt
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  • andypereZ posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:47:08 pm
    Also just got this shirt in the mail a few minutes ago and was super stoked on it so I decided to post a pic.


    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:58:46 pm
    haha kari got me that shirt for xmas


    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:59:30 pm
    I'd wear it if it didn't have "Glenn" on it


    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:59:42 pm
    or "Henry" for that matter




    HAHAHAHAH.
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  • Butch_Huskey posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 4:06:26 pm
    TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 4:04:37 pm
    That David Lo Pan t-shirt is next level.

    Seriously. I walked past it like three times before I even noticed what it was. I was like, "Yeah, that shirt has a pretty cool design....HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING LO PAN AND I NEED TO BUY THAT RIGHT NOW!"


    hahahahahha
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  • buckleys posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 4:52:51 pm
    bunch of good oneshttp://www.fright-rags.com/horror-tshirts-c-1.html [www.fright-rags.com] »


    hahaha, Forbidden Planet must order the shirts from here and then put them on display.
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  • THis is fucking AWESOME but they only have it in like 8x XL
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  • Haha The Gate is so awesome. I hadn't seen that in YEARS when JP and I watched that a couple years ago, and it totally held up. Best ending.
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  • this american werewolf in london one is pretty great also.




    now i want to leave work eat this weed cookie and a bunch of horror movies...
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  • weird place for a gate tho. just walk around goofballs!
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  • yeah other than that the picture makes perfect sense.
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  • he should tell her to turn around. better for us too.
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  • that's probably the title of the piece. "turn around and make this easier on us both"
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  • You guys noticed the KEY, right? I mean, maybe she's taking it slow, you know? Maybe holding out for something better.
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  • that key is hugely symbolic
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  • Man I HATE that painting.
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  • All of this sex through a screen door shit is happening during Rapture apparently.
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  • the positioning of his right leg compared to his left is really, you know, really bugging me
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  • Dude's wang is so huge it just can't be confined by conventional norms of perspective.
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  • Killick posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 4:48:57 pm
    andypereZ posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:47:08 pm
    Also just got this shirt in the mail a few minutes ago and was super stoked on it so I decided to post a pic.

    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:58:46 pm
    haha kari got me that shirt for xmas

    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:59:30 pm
    I'd wear it if it didn't have "Glenn" on it

    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:59:42 pm
    or "Henry" for that matter



    HAHAHAHAH.


    JERKS, all of you!

    Andy, we need to make sure not to wear the shirt at the same time to the same places ...
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  • hey dudes, so what planet do you think that event takes place in? or are those literally the ~gates to heaven~ and perhaps that's saint peter?
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  • seems to me if they've committed to boning through the gate they would get rid of the flowing diaphanous thing
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  • kariface posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 6:34:41 pm
    Killick posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 4:48:57 pm
    andypereZ posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:47:08 pm
    Also just got this shirt in the mail a few minutes ago and was super stoked on it so I decided to post a pic.

    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:58:46 pm
    haha kari got me that shirt for xmas

    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:59:30 pm
    I'd wear it if it didn't have "Glenn" on it

    white_trash posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 3:59:42 pm
    or "Henry" for that matter



    HAHAHAHAH.

    JERKS, all of you!

    Andy, we need to make sure not to wear the shirt at the same time to the same places ...



    that should be no problem since outside your job I see you maybe 2 times a year.

    </Idonthangout>
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  • my boyfriend had never heard of "they live"- and so he didn't understand why this was so funny:



    HOW HAS HE NEVER HEARD OF THEY LIVE
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  • they live is awesome and your boyfriend clearly has no penis. but that image is not very funny
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  • that image is hilariously funny.
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  • i was like "babe, it's the LONGEST FIGHT SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF FILM? ROWDY RODDY?"
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  • Please tell me he knows who Piper is.
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  • yeah, he did. he's no expert or anything, but he did. hahaha


    god, he's so different than any other dude i've ever dated. hahahaa
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  • is he hasidic? do you have a crazy ex-boyfriend?
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  • OMG is Wes the killer?
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on February 19th, 2010 @ 6:37:54 pm
    st. boner


    taint peter
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  • Shit tight, no slack. just bought a cadillac
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  • lol, in good company there
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  • stool, you look like my mom's brazilian girlfriend.
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  • Are you sure? I'm the guy in the middle.
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  • this isnt nice of me but whatever.

    yup, in the middle:
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  • UNCANNY
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  • whoa, that looks just like ninly!
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  • woman on the left looks kinda like mick jagger
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  • she totally does. thats her lesbian sister, who speaks no english, and when we were in brazil she got stopped bc people thought she was some famous rockstar there. nice lady though. her daughter is a hot half-jap/brazilian with butt implants and is fucking her uncle for money. but thats for a diff thread.
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  • hahaha you need to write a book
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  • Jodie you have the best family stories.

    There should be a miniseries made with you sitting by the fire in a study, with a brandy glass narrating this shit.
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  • white_trash posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 2:16:03 pm
    hahaha you need to write a book


    seriously jodie. get on that.
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  • haha, you have some great stories
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  • haha thanks guys <3
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  • haha jesus christ
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  • oh, ive decided im going to make my own comic and do my own illustration. thanks gonzo for the advice!
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  • Excellent, if you ever want to do a live version get at me. We can make literally tens of dollars with this series.
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  • dr_gonzo posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 2:28:18 pm
    Excellent, if you ever want to do a live version get at me. We can make literally tens of dollars with this series.

    i do! putting this on the long-term agenda.
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  • 5dollarBud posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 2:06:32 pm
    whoa, that looks just like ninly!


    BHAHASsdljaaklslk god. I'm guessing you were responding to don there, but still.
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  • squared posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 2:32:47 pm
    dr_gonzo posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 2:28:18 pm
    Excellent, if you ever want to do a live version get at me. We can make literally tens of dollars with this series.
    i do! putting this on the long-term agenda.


    Good idea! Just don't do it this way -
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c4277c8f3d/id-rather-be-raped-from-andrea-abbate
    [www.funnyordie.com] »
    nsfw
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  • fyi I didn't put that up there to be offensive or compare your life to hers!
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  • squared posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 2:25:52 pm
    oh, ive decided im going to make my own comic and do my own illustration. thanks gonzo for the advice!


    fart
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  • ha, you never sent me anything! plus i think its a good opportunity for me to sketch more.

    return fart.
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  • squared posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 3:31:45 pm
    ha, you never sent me anything! plus i think its a good opportunity for me to sketch more.

    return fart.


    its true. great idea, poor follow through.
    wanna collaborate?
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  • perhaps. when i am ready to start i will message you. i was thinking having two distinct styles, one for current and another for past scenes. so that could work.
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  • you should just narrate it and do reenactments. like drunk history
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  • squared posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 4:07:57 pm
    perhaps. when i am ready to start i will message you. i was thinking having two distinct styles, one for current and another for past scenes. so that could work.


    excellent. we'll talk then. :)

    shark_vs_zombie posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 4:09:42 pm
    you should just narrate it and do reenactments. like drunk history


    the moth, the liar show, cringe night...etc..
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 4:12:42 pm
    unsolved mysteries! GO FUCK YOURSELF


    i'm saying its a great idea and those are good venues for it. jerk.
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  • I REGRET SAYING THAT IMMEDIATELY AND I APOLOGIZE BUT I CAN'T STOP YELLING BECAUSE THAT WILL MEAN I LOST THE ARGUMENT!

    I'M GOING TO SHA-BOOOMS
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  • hahahahahaha

    "I LOVE Y'ALL VERY MUCH"
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  • shark_vs_zombie posted this on February 23rd, 2010 @ 4:17:18 pm
    I REGRET SAYING THAT IMMEDIATELY AND I APOLOGIZE BUT I CAN'T STOP YELLING BECAUSE THAT WILL MEAN I LOST THE ARGUMENT!

    I'M GOING TO SHA-BOOOMS


    :)
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  • KINGZ OF MARDI GRAS



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  • I suppose that is qualified for the hard poses/soft settings thread also
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  • hard poses / covered in goofy shit
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  • you ladies think the walk of shame is bad after a night at Clem's. try walking a broken kid's bike across a foreign town wearing that bedazzled shit.
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  • hahahah u guys rule
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  • my boy rockin that DAX son
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  • lol bike ride of shame on a blue Huffy wearin those fucking spandex through Canal st when ppl waiting for the streetcar going to work
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  • William_Carlos_Williams posted this on February 25th, 2010 @ 6:41:20 pm
    lol bike ride of shame on a blue Huffy wearin those fucking spandex through Canal st when ppl waiting for the streetcar going to work
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  • more like wendy_carlos
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  • yeah, that's fine.
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  • dog(lory) hole
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  • yeah but she was biting my tongue!
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  • this is a propos of nothing more interesting than someone had just bought an iphone and wanted to take a picture with it.

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  • It just occurred to me that I have done karaoke three times this week. However, this was the first time that I got to sing Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing"
    Singing on top of a table.


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  • YOU WERE GREAT AT LIVE BAND KARAOKE TOO BAD EVERYONE ELSE MISSED IT!

    ok!

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  • oh man i LOVE new orleans (despite the fact the un berzerko looks like a clown) ! only place i've vacationed alone
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  • borisa...shit posted this on February 25th, 2010 @ 10:53:13 pm
    Young gunz

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. there's a factory somewhere where actual people work making those things hahahaha.
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  • jordivision posted this on February 28th, 2010 @ 7:38:18 pm
    this is a propos of nothing more interesting than someone had just bought an iphone and wanted to take a picture with it.


    nice ::stance::
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  • local paper takin' pics of my frenz and me:

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  • wow did you find ~style~ in new orleans?
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  • you talkin bout the clown nose pic?
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  • i meant the grown up newsie look you just posted.

    looking good papi.
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  • getting frisky with granma on her birthday
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  • love this woman
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  • hahaha yr grandma is ADORABLE
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  • dyslexic_guy posted this on March 1st, 2010 @ 2:00:47 pm
    she looks old for 27
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  • check out this lion

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  • that picture reminds me of that Bradbury story, The Veldt
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  • QueQue posted this on March 1st, 2010 @ 1:56:06 pm
    love this woman

    hahahaha. dining room camo.
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  • haha i love how you and the lion have the same expression, chris!
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  • outstanding. Is that your banana or did someone leave it there.
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  • it was mine but i did not imbibe of it. i winged it at a mexican ~*~*
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  • what is that giant knob in the first pic?
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  • ps - that dress color reminds me of your new jacket :) RU wearin it yet?
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  • it's a wig knob. they put a hairpiece on me to make my hair look huge
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  • heh wig knob
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  • damn. also, you wear mossad glasses.
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  • ahaha @ mossad glasses
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  • Caaah posted this on March 3rd, 2010 @ 12:53:54 am
    heh wig knob


    WIG KNOB sounds like an excellent confusing insult
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  • CRIMINALS.jpg


    someone draw an ms paint criminal shot
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  • WHERE ARE YOU GOING
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  • haha

    uh, hahaha
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  • borisa...shit posted this on March 3rd, 2010 @ 7:16:44 am
    I want those boots!




    the stylist got them from zara, believe it or not. They were to be mine, until we got into a ~tiff~ with her because she is a horrid cunt and now alas.

    Tony. why not just smile with yr eyes at least
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  • I'm not gonna stand in CVS smiling for a picture like I'm having a good ol time or somethin. Like some kind of funnyman.
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  • white_trash posted this on March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:16:03 pm
    I'm not gonna stand in CVS smiling for a picture like I'm having a good ol time or somethin. Like some kind of funnyman.


    HAHAHAHA.