I'm thinking about adopting a dog (1155 views)
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jordivision posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:08:41 pm» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:13:24 pm» quote
- Fuck a breeder, adopt from a rescue. The people at the rescue will talk you through which one will be right for you. Dogs are also chick magnets
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:03:18 pm» quote
- The dog will loathe you.
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:06:46 pm» quote
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QueQue posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:31:22 pm
inmylab.jpg
hahah i used to think that was the funniest fucking picture. i remember i once ran out into the kitchen all "AAAAHAHAHA" and showed my dad and he just said, "you're sick" and turned back to cleaving meat or whatever the fuck it is he does
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:17:45 pm» quote
- You mustve been a prepube when that thing first made the rounds
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white_trash posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:43:04 pm» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 10:13:24 pm
Dogs are also chick magnets
yes, they certainly can be. But there are those times where the girl is so preoccupied with how cute your dog is, it's as if there isn't even a person with a leash attached to it. So be prepared for that one Chris, especially if they look up and your giving the 'ol deer in the headlights because there's a vagina 3 feet from you.
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white_trash posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:43:28 pm» quote
- god I fucking hate women.
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white_trash posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:44:10 pm» quote
- yeah dude do it. A lot of dogs need homes. But definitely a rescue. If you go to a breeder I'll kick your ass.
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Transmigrant posted this on February 4th, 2010 @ 11:44:25 pm» quote
- Chris! Dachshund! I'm sure there are tons of breeders / rescue shelters near you. Do it!
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professor$1.50 posted this on February 5th, 2010 @ 12:13:27 am» quote
- this is cute! go for it!
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crush posted this on February 6th, 2010 @ 10:27:06 pm» quote
- After a few days of research I'm thinking a puggle might be my best option. I know the name is stupid but they seem like very affectionate dogs that would work with my living situation and energy level. My only worry is that they carry the Beagles howling and hunting traits. Is there a way to train this characteristic out of them?
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white_trash posted this on February 6th, 2010 @ 10:42:42 pm» quote
- a puggle? Jesus christ you fucking herb, there's no hope for you
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 12:50:17 am» quote
- protip: bixen is half puggle. he's a fucking jackass but he's not a fucking DACHSUND, for chrissakes
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kuusikuusikuusi posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 12:53:32 am» quote
- go to a shelter you fucking jackknob
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brooklyn_ael posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 10:51:55 am» quote
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crush posted this on February 6th, 2010 @ 10:27:06 pm
After a few days of research I'm thinking a puggle might be my best option. I know the name is stupid but they seem like very affectionate dogs that would work with my living situation and energy level. My only worry is that they carry the Beagles howling and hunting traits. Is there a way to train this characteristic out of them?
The short answer is no. A lot of these breeds were never meant to go together. It's never certain what traits you're going to get from either breed (for example labradoodles are not always hypoallergenic because some inherit the lab coat). If you really want a puggle spend some time in shelters - you can find mixes there. Often pug or beagle rescue groups rescue mixes too if they're partly that breed.
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brooklyn_ael posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 11:05:48 am» quote
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a hyper loud dog with breathing problems.
~what could go wrong~
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Transmigrant posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 11:08:14 am» quote
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 12:50:17 am
protip: bixen is half puggle. he's a fucking jackass but he's not a fucking DACHSUND, for chrissakes
huh?
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shark_vs_zombie posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 12:51:47 pm» quote
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crush this dog will be able to tell you're deeply flawed and put itself in the oven first chance it gets
don't go to a breeder you fucking momo
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Transmigrant posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 12:56:40 pm» quote
- jesus christ you fucking people.
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augmented skankbot posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 3:05:52 pm» quote
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You can have my 14 year old beagle mix if you want
she pees and poops all over everything
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KrookedEdge posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 4:54:02 pm» quote
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I'm sure you could find a boyfriend real quick if you go out and buy one of these lil' fellas real quick
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brooklyn_ael posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:10:06 pm» quote
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if it has a bow on it will bite the SHIT out of you....
...and if it lives in a tea cup it will kill your family.
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:14:04 pm» quote
- hey crush, maybe you should think about stop posting.
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Transmigrant posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:29:01 pm» quote
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:14:04 pm
hey crush, maybe you should think about stop posting.
breaking news from a dude who's been around 2 and a half months.
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white_trash posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 10:33:06 pm» quote
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Transmigrant posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:29:01 pm
LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:14:04 pm
hey crush, maybe you should think about stop posting.
breaking news from a dude who's been around 2 and a half months.
srsly!
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Transmigrant posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 10:48:29 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 10:33:06 pm
Transmigrant posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:29:01 pm
LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:14:04 pm
hey crush, maybe you should think about stop posting.
breaking news from a dude who's been around 2 and a half months.
derp!
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:32:43 pm» quote
- i can pretty much guarantee that i despise this dude way more than is apparent by my account registrations date.i however do appreciate where you all are coming from.i think it would serve the interests of the community to instead demand that crush post more so that we may all tear our hair out laughing with frustration at his latest antic, while he ingratiates himself publicly.
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:37:39 pm» quote
- i dunno he just seems to not really change,and then wonders why he still is miserable? chris needs to not post and needs to get to work.
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:38:21 pm» quote
- are you aware of the 'definition of insanity'?
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Transmigrant posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:49:29 pm» quote
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:37:39 pm
i dunno he just seems to not really change,and then wonders why he still is miserable? chris needs to not post and needs to get to work.
does anyone on here change? also, from what you've written I gather that you've hung out with him IRL, correct?
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:59:20 pm» quote
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annieb posted this on February 7th, 2010 @ 5:03:36 pm
dfsjafjf hahahaha
i am terrified that i might ever like a guy who has a yorkie
a cunt hair away from ATTN white_trash
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:00:15 am» quote
- hahahahaha
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 1:40:30 am» quote
- I still think about that and laff and laff
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:36:27 am» quote
- yeah before Bernice, a yorkie was en route. Close call.
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 10:07:23 am» quote
- yeah bro. Dark times.
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 10:39:07 am» quote
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here ya go, chris
Pet-Lovers to Mingle at Manhattan 'Yappy Hour'
NEW YORK (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- "Meet the Parents.'' Check!
"Meet the Pets?'' One expert says that's just as important when finding a mate.
Prospective lovers -- and pet-lovers in general -- will mingle Tuesday evening during a pre-Valentine benefit at a Manhattan hotel.
Wendy Diamond, author of "It's A Dog's World,'' created "Yappy Hour'' in 2001. The singles parties for people and dogs raise awareness for animal rescue.
No dog date? No worries. You can "rent'' a canine escort for a donation.
Diamond also has tips for wooing a pet lover. For instance: Bring a squeaky toy along with the wine or flowers.
Make eye contact with your date -- but not with the pet. Some animals consider that a threat.
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:16:06 pm» quote
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long story. anyway, luckily, this happened at an adoption drive one day...
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HUGO_STIGLITZ posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:45:11 pm» quote
- thees are not for eat. it is my dog
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daskol posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:57:39 pm» quote
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have you ever heard of sexual anorexia?
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/have-you-ever-heard-of-sexual-anorexia-581109/ [shine.yahoo.com] »
a variation of this may be what ails crush.
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Jamie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 1:11:28 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 10:39:07 am
here ya go, chris
Pet-Lovers to Mingle at Manhattan 'Yappy Hour'
NEW YORK (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- "Meet the Parents.'' Check!
"Meet the Pets?'' One expert says that's just as important when finding a mate.
Prospective lovers -- and pet-lovers in general -- will mingle Tuesday evening during a pre-Valentine benefit at a Manhattan hotel.
Wendy Diamond, author of "It's A Dog's World,'' created "Yappy Hour'' in 2001. The singles parties for people and dogs raise awareness for animal rescue.
No dog date? No worries. You can "rent'' a canine escort for a donation.
Diamond also has tips for wooing a pet lover. For instance: Bring a squeaky toy along with the wine or flowers.
Make eye contact with your date -- but not with the pet. Some animals consider that a threat.
OH MY GOD I worked for that woman for like a week once. She is truly horrible!
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squared posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:13:27 pm» quote
- get a pit bull. shelters are over capacity because of pit bull/am staffs that are returned for being "too nice" and not aggressive enough, or taken from dog fighters, etc. they are the sweetest and will do fine in an apt. very people-centered dogs.
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jordivision posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:13:59 pm» quote
- don't get a pit bull
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squared posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:17:33 pm» quote
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dont spend so much time contemplating which breed "matches" you either. it all comes down to personalities of the individual dog. spend time at shelters hanging out with different pups and when the right one comes along you will know it.
kind of like....oh nevermind.
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IsThisForReal posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:18:31 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:36:27 am
yeah before Bernice, a yorkie was en route. Close call.
omg.
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Colonial Wburg posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:22:59 pm» quote
- Why hasn't anyone told this fucking loser to just get a hundred cats?
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QueQue posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:33:55 pm» quote
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squared posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 2:17:33 pm
dont spend so much time contemplating which breed "matches" you either. it all comes down to personalities of the individual dog. spend time at shelters hanging out with different pups and when the right one comes along you will know it.
kind of like....oh nevermind.
hahahaha
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Jamie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:18:36 pm» quote
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There is SO MUCH ugh ugh ugh. Here's some video footage, for starters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRGxf-sGYN0 [www.youtube.com] »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U7qY-AbXCM [www.youtube.com] »
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brooklyn_ael posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:29:33 pm» quote
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Jamie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:22:35 pm
She makes her dog wear clothes every day and handles it like an alcoholic rugby player handles a bag of garbage.
She was on the Today show today. I thought she was gonna give that dog a concussion. It looked shell shocked lol.
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LlewelynDrury posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:31:15 pm» quote
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caketown posted this on February 8th, 2010 @ 9:39:12 pm
oh you're so cute and you just should not
>:)
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:33:13 pm» quote
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Jamie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:22:35 pm
like an alcoholic rugby player handles a bag of garbage
WHAT
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Butch_Huskey posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:34:00 pm» quote
- ahaha, I was thinking "WHAT" about the same statement.
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:34:51 pm» quote
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:33:13 pm
Jamie posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:22:35 pm
like an alcoholic rugby player handles a bag of garbage
WHAT
see, why don't you put shit like this in yr bar reviews or whatever
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:37:01 pm» quote
- NO
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Butch_Huskey posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:37:53 pm» quote
- "Man, she be carrying that dog around like a strung out hurler washin' the dishes."
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:46:47 pm» quote
- "she flinged that diglet out the back door like a shot putter unable to finish the monday crossword"
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9 y.o. virgin posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:49:25 pm» quote
- does it.
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Butch_Huskey posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 3:52:21 pm» quote
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"SHE'S GONNA GO THROUGH THAT DOG LIKE GAS THROUGH A FUNNEL"
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TurkeyTetOffensive posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 4:02:34 pm» quote
- AMAZING GIF
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jordivision posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 4:16:06 pm» quote
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lookit this little dude. this site has prob already been posted but it seems good.
http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=15695395 [www.petfinder.com] »
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crush posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 8:23:52 pm» quote
- I'm thinking about adopting a cat instead now. I grew up with a dog but after going to the animal rescue of boston and reviewing my recent work hours I don't think I can give the time needed. I spoke with a nice woman at PetCo about this and we both agreed a younger shelter cat would work.
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Transmigrant posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 8:28:34 pm» quote
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::sigh::
chris....
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 8:34:10 pm» quote
- just get a hamster.
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 8:34:27 pm» quote
- or a goldfish
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:03:48 pm» quote
- if you are skeptical as to whether or not you have the time to properly care for it then no, definitely not.
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:04:40 pm» quote
- dude can you just hire an escort PLEASE
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jason_m posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:22:43 pm» quote
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white_trash posted this on February 9th, 2010 @ 9:03:48 pm
if you are skeptical as to whether or not you have the time to properly care for it then no, definitely not.
What he said.
All joking aside dogs are great but take a lot of time and effort that most people don't have.
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lila_engel posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:16:56 pm» quote
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chris, you break my heart. you want a dog? BUY A DOG. don't ask permission from a bunch of internet ppl. you want a cat? BUY A CAT.
JUST DO SOMETHING. TAKE FUCKING ACTION AND DO SOMETHING WITHOUT OVERTHINKING IT.
buy one at a shelter. buy one from a disgusting soulless breeder. steal a fucking puppy from a little kid walking it on the street. i don't give a fuck where you get the cat or dog, but for the love of christ
also, if i come visit you in boston and act as your wingwoman will you LET ME HELP YOU get laid? i guarantee i will get you fucked by a moderately to very attractive girl, but you CAN'T OVERTHINK IT. deal?
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Butch_Huskey posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:18:06 pm» quote
- Julie, you have no idea how cold the women in that city are
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white_trash posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:19:15 pm» quote
- don't steal a puppy from a child. That's terrible advice.
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lila_engel posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:23:18 pm» quote
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out of all the people in this world who need to do something just plain shitty it's crush. he's crippled with some kind of guilt and/or anxiety and/or fear of objectifying women or god knows what.
has he talked about whether or not he likes porn? i can see him not liking porn.
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white_trash posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:23:39 pm» quote
- good point
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lila_engel posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:23:56 pm» quote
- okay, then, come visit NYC. i am an awesome wingwoman. i get my dude friends mad tail.
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shark_vs_zombie posted this on February 10th, 2010 @ 12:24:22 pm» quote
- crush, just give up and start investigating what sort of tax breaks you can get for being a virgin forever
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